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dobythealpaca · 8 months

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

NO WAY HOW DID U GER MY FAVE WHAGAGSGSGDGDGDGDGGDDDFFSFSGWHWGWG I THOUGHT THESE WERE OUT OF STOCK????KEKEKEKKEKEKEKE YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i LOBR THID FLAVOUR-

#my man my bbg ever #i adore i lobr i will CHERISH #ill preserver the larry bit in a case amd have it framed on my wall :>#birf #favourite

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mewtwo24 · 5 months

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I just started reading the svsss volumes (and re-read them again because A LOT IS GOING ON) but like. This shit is so hysterically funny I don't even know where to begin.

Was no one????? Going to tell me that one of the cornerstone jokes in the damn series is that lbh's adoration for his one and only 'tism person who literally cannot express his emotions to save his life is basically genetic?????????

Was no one???? No one AT ALL going to tell me that Mobei-Jun straight up yeets Airplane at the problem in one of the scenes?????? And that in the most hilarious twist of fate Airplane then unyeets Mobei-Jun not twenty minutes later?????

It's one thing to see people joke about sqq and lbh being unable to communicate but it's on a league of its own when you have to read HUNDREDS OF PAGES of sqq's inner monologue be like 'that's my darling boy. my baby. my sugar plum pumpy umpkin you're my sweetie pie' but on the outside he says "get lost binghe" and somehow deems that an effective expression of his affection that lbh will surely understand. 'Why is lbh whining and crying and tugging at my sleeve like a plaintive wife, why is he so angry?' Sqq asks, the entire circus, as lbh is about to fling himself off a cliff for attention--

In short, MXTX is the queer comedian of our generation and nobody appreciates her enough

#svsss #bingqiu #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #mxtx what must it be like to carry the gays on your shoulders like this #she ran so that the rest of us could walk oh my actual god #i just can't get over how much of the novels are sqq panicking because he needs to 'do right' by lbh #aka make lbh the absolute lunatic from the original #so its just this uproarious back and forth between a guy trying to make a bbg desperate for his love into a human weapon #AND make himself disappear before that weapon is turned on him (also probably the self-hatred talking)#amazing showstopping spectacular **slaps sqq's back** you can fit so many repressed internalizations of toxic masculinity in this mf #legit as i read these volumes i just kept thinking of that meme like 'congrats sqq buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it' (joke)#not that lbh is any better but in fairness the lad is going through a lot too so i spare him too harsh a judgement #also sincerely i dont think i was prepared for just how stupid how crazy lbh goes for sqq. it was. MAGNIFICENT #I was like 'surely he isn't that dramatic' and then by god everyone. by god I started reading and went #'jesus christ that's a nuclear missile shaped little meow meow and that's HILARIOUS'#i also just can't get over sqq insisting 'IM NOT GAY. I DONT GAY. IM THE STRAIGHTEST STRAIGHT!!!!'#while. literally. saying full stop to lbh of like 'wym i smile more genuinely at everyone else they're just scarecrows around me'#sqq--the man who couldn't bear to see lbh suffering as a young boy.#who was so affected he was crying in his sleep and calling out lbh's name over and over #ON WHAT LEVEL IS THAT HETEROSEXUAL SQQ. THE JIG IS UP #literally EVERYONE around sqq being like 'congrats on being the last to know' about his love for lbh #and can we talk about sqq being like 'we used to communicate so seamlessly that we had no need for words. there was no greater joy for me.'#and highlighting that though gongyi xiao was a similar and talented young lad he fell decidedly short because he did not have above quality #and then sqq still being in denial; i swear i LOVE the little hints mxtx drops i feel like the happiest mouse scampering around for crumbs #additionally a question: how does anyone take liu qingge seriously #when he's displeased he just yells 'HEY' and does nothing about it (most times)#that is the most boomer dad energy i think i've ever seen #also :(((((((( all the jokes about tianlang-jun (though accurate) were so deceptive my heart was broken at the end of vol.3

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edenminx · 1 year

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I love drawing unhinged mentally insane murderers being submissive and saying “fuck” I should do it more often❤️

#my art #the scrunkly #billy lenz fanart #billy lenz #black christmas 1974 #black christmas #slashers #slashers fanart #slashers fandom #billy lenz x y/n #teehee #he’s my cutie patootie #my silly billy #silly kitty! (he’s a grown ass man)#silly goofy ahh #u guys ever get the urge to call slashers ur bbgs and kitty meow meow

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dinner-partys · 9 months

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#he's a bbg though #mythic quest #brad bakshi #My Husband #I love him #Worst man to ever exist but still innocent #danny pudi

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 8 months

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current favorite thing about Psych: Shawn and his on-again off-again unofficial sometimes boyfriend Despereaux

#watching the art theft episode and man #shawn is just so bbg around despereaux its hysterical #ok psych reboot ft. things id change #uhhh id make it canon that shawn and despereaux fucked thanks for coming to my ted talk-#despereaux does Anything and shawn is all sparkly eyes amazed heart emoticons-#no no ok ok this is the dynamic in my head #yeah they fucked but despereaux was soooo over it once they parted ways #but shawn is like. That clingy guy after a one night stand who thinks that Had Something #yk? am i making sense? its almost 5 am i wanted to be asleep two hours ago #absolutely unprompted #LMAO DESPEREAUX JUST FAKED GETTING BLOWN UPPPPP #shawn is Devastated lmaoooooo #i love how they're all like 'spencer im sorry for your loss' LIKKEEEEEE cmon this shit writes itself #OMGGGG LMAO DESPEREAUX LEFT SHAWN MOST OF HIS STUFF IN THE WILL READINGGGGGG #'shawn was despereaux's only Male friend' okkkkkk ok ok ok #LMAOOO SHAWN IS DOING THE MANIC 'hes not dead!!!' THEORY THNGGGGGG #yes bby follow that hunch. be insane over this. get that art thief dick #'death by diabetes. i kid! he exploded' NEW FAVORITE QUOTE woody you are an Icon #nooo bs this is literally the fruitiest shawn has ever been and he has been Fruity on this show #cary elwes has chemistry with Everyone i stg #'i am giving this speech To Him' (shawn about the eulogy) mannnnnn MANNNNNNN #SHAWN IS DELUSIONAL <3 I LOVE THIS EPISODE ITS EVERYTHING #his. his first name is pierre. LMAO #SHAWN IS HAVING A PUBLIC BREAKDOWNNNNNNN #sorry sorry i love this show. its so stupid its great

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bunnni-gutz · 1 year

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HES SO GODDAMN GORGEOUS I CANNOT TAKE IT

#per eriksson #hes so fucking fine #the only man i’ve ever found attractive #only straight for u bbg #katatonia #i’d give anything to braid his hair and take care of it and put my curl products in it so it would wave

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witchcraftingboop · 5 months

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I thought I was the only one who dislikes my older sister's not-yet-fiancè-boyfriend and I feel so vindicated and less crazy now that my younger sister and I had a lil moment of "👀 do you?" "👀I mean I think I do but do you??" and finally said aloud that we get the same sketchy ass hater vibes from this childish dude. I fr thought I was just a lil manhater (I am) with unjustified resentment towards this man, but I was right! Either I'm right or we're both wrong but atp I'm okay with both options

#the rancid vibes were Unmatched and I am always right is the lesson of today #no because wdym he has only ever dated girls with Your Nickname??? Does that not strike you as Bizarre????#why are we giggling as if a grown man hating any dish with vegetables is a quirk???#bbg he's not quirky he's a bitter sensitive manchild who hates your siblings and views your life as a lil joke he can laugh at #god forbid this man ever be forced to propose #hunny his own mother was excited for him to finally move out and eat carrots #do not even get me started on his parenting ideas #ugghhhhh #the relief #good god #truly thought I was going insane #now I just know that my grandfather and sister and maybe my dad (definitely him) hate this guy #I feel so relieved it's not just me 😭#boop's rambles

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lovesickeros · 6 months

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Ur writing is just soo!! mwah♡♡ I just read pt3 of " Even the God's bleed " and I- I can't I just love the way you write all the characters ( especially Furina<3 ) but like I can't wait to see where the story goes and ugh I'm so excited 💖 💗 ( remember to take care of urself pookie )

(/@^@/) ~*♡☆♡♡°~

well good news then bc ive already started pt 4 so there (hopefully) won't be a 2 month wait time between chapters this time.......at the most I'd give it a week, maybe

#asks #anon #1.8k words so far and I'm not even like half way thru i dont think oh i am in for it now..#i dont even wanna think abt the 3 hour long research rabbit hole i fell into trying to figure out arlecchinos location in specific cutscenes #or the house of the hearth bc ohhh my g-d. i just wanted accuracy man.....#glad u like my furina characterizion though i had 2 salvage it after 4.2 lore bomb i was in shambles #shes my bbg if shes not my most well written character i messed up somewhere #dont talk 2 me abt furina i wont ever shut up shes so perfect my little meow meow scrunkle little french bastard #fatui fans r getting fed next chapter though because its all fatui. one fatui after another they r crawling out of the walls like rats #img block #almost forgor that #anyway #talk 2 me abt furina at ur own peril im gonna drink 20 cups of coffee and get to work 🫡

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frogur · 10 months

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I don't have angels I have mothman

#mothman #angels #mothman is my bbg #the only man I'll ever love

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readingbythestreetlights · 11 months

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at least dumo gets to be with some other former pens in seattle— i can’t fucking believe zucker is going to ARIZONA

#am i allowed to not like dubas anymore?#I MISS THEM ALREADY #DUMO BBG THE LOVE OF MY LIFE #ZUCKS THE ONLY MAN EVER I ADORE YOU BEST OF LUCK IN ARI #IF THEY MOVE JARS I WILL RIOT #pittsburgh penguins #nhl trades

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sstarnights · 11 months

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Pavitir!

ATSV WAS SOO GOOD AHH. By far one of my fav movies, next being Nimona. The colors were so pleasing to the eye and the animation was DIVINE. So I wanted to draw something relating to it, and I did Pav. I love how most people who watched atsv agreed that he is bbg lmao.

#spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #pavitr #spiderverse 2 #sony animation #my artwork #he really is bbg coded tbh #not that proud of this one but when am I ever proud of my work #my hands hurt so much pls helpp #Will def do more spider verse related art #but schools starting back in like 2 days so rip my free time

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karmanticmoved · 2 years

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my ayato is aaaalmost triple crowned, i just haven't bothered crowning his normal attack bc i wanna save the. Fuckin hands or whatever they r for cyno . Sighs

#.txt #who r my best builds....#ayato. xiao. diluc. kokomi. yae ???#i guess im biased on yae builds because eden has the yae ever i could never compete JSJDJSJDJF<333 #hmm. my zhongli is pretty good ... i think #4 stars ...#bennett. sayu. yanfei. kaeya.#9H MY VENTI IS BUILT WELL TOO forgot i even had him LOL #my itto is NOT built at all. hes just there sorry bbg #oh my chongyun is pretty good ~#HEIZOU. um. forgot he existed oopssss hes built SO WELL i poured my wbole goddamn heart and soul onto my lovely little 4 star #qiqi works rly well as my main healer too.........#sighs mournfully. where is albedo. wheres my lovely man #if they do qlbedo right after cyno im going to throw bricks at hoyoverse they cant do that to me.

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godowoken · 1 year

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#a couple #words on the whole COD/ghost thing #ive played shooter games almost my whole life #and it was nigh impossible now still to feel good abt playing them as a girl #lobbys r awful and only in my adult life have i ever felt comfy openly talking in them #and MAN does it feel SO FUCKN NICE TO SEE FUCKN CALL OF DUTY GIVING FAN SERVICE TO THE GIRL #HOT FUCKN DOG BRO #THRUSTING.MOV IN THAT ONE HOLIDAY AD IM DEAD #HOO BOY #straight men sit tf DOWN it aint any u anymore!!!#anyways ghost is bbg <3 #and soap duh #ghost did look goofy asf in 2009 tho i aint forget

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luckyagain · 2 years

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#fandom wank #i usually stay away from discourse or whatever #but one of the worst things about this fandom in my opinion #is people’s insecurities when it comes to larry #like everytime something like this happens my dash is flooded with scared/concerned anons about louis saying this or harry doing this #and after ten years it’s just so exhausting #nothing will convince me that louis is a dad #not only because that ‘pregnancy’ and everything following it in 2016 was the fakest shit i’ve ever seen #but because if that was louis’ kid the man would have taken a damn paternity test and gotten full custody to raise his child in england #after she literally got drunk and set herself on fire with the kid supposedly sleeping upstairs #idk how people still doubt larry after the shitshow that has been babygate #because #why would we have to give louis a fake child if he was straight and dating his long term gf #why are we going to such ridiculous lengths if we aren’t trying to hide something or punish louis #it’s just a stunt #is it a stupidly annoying one? yeah #but people giving it this much attention and trending it on fucking twitter just makes it worse #whether tptb are using bbg for promo or to alienate louis’ fans it’s clearly working so stop playing into their hands #just ignore it #it’ll end when it ends #there’s no point getting worked up about something we can’t control #it is what it is #anyway i’ve been here way too long lmao #i do think it’s interesting how all of this is coming out on his last tour date as fans are pumped for lt2 #kinda like how the UA call started making it’s rounds again in the fandom right before his album came out 🙃#just stuff to think about lmao #anyway #can’t wait until lt2 is gay as fuck ✌️

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welivefast-dieyoung · 3 months

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The way he remembered he missed them 😩. He simply HAS to stop.

#scribblesbyc #The sweetness and also the sassiness of this man makes my fucking head spin #Like one minute he'll be standing on business and then the next he's the most bbg to ever bbg genuinely driving me insane #pauly

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sayoneee · 5 months

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☆ HEAD OVER HEELS

“something happens and i'm head over heels” - tears for fears (smau)

contains: luke castellan x ares! reader. best friends to lovers? (again) secret relationship but everyone knows. alt universe everyones happy. woc friendly as always

kashaf’s note: free palestine! (for reference, connor is percabeth's age, while travis is yns age so um imagine)

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yn summer days drifting away!

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clarisse why would you give them guns

yn im not stupid theyre fake obviously connorstole im hurt wtf travistole yn do u not trust us yn um. ur funny. travistole 💔

lukecastellan i see you’re poaching my siblings again

yn im just more fun what can i say lukecastellan liar liar pants on fire yn acting like ur 12 years old annabethhh finally someone said it lukecastellan annie ur my sister ur supposed to take my side wtf annabethhh 🤷‍♀️

silenabeauregard so where’s the summer loving?

yn u caught the grease reference!

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yn best girlfriends

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lukecastellan pic creds??

yn pic creds to this whiny baby lukecastellan u cried over good will hunting i aint forget yn how did u Not cry. it was so sad lukecastellan i look over and u were crying not once not twice but 4 times. yn im never watching anything w u ever again lukecastellan u cant ever replace me im one of a kind yn 💀

silenabeauregard I LOVE YOU GORGEOUS GIRL

yn MWAH MWAH 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

clarisse YURRR

travistole soft launching me i like it 😍

connorstole ik u lying rn yn 😭 silenabeauregard WHAT clarisse oh that's not... annabethhh yn ?????

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travistole best duos

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connorstole why did yn get the priority tag

travistole bc we're the better duo yn so true (clarisse solos u) travistole oh im well aware clarisse 😁

yn people r gonna think im ur gf

annabethhh u arent??? yn i burst into tears how could u. travistole hey now. i'm not that bad. yn im going to kms silenabeauregard annabeth 💀 clarisse 💀 connorstole 💀 percyjackson 💀 cbeckendorf 💀 chrisrodriguez 💀 annabethhh what do you all know that i don't???

cbeckendorf love you too man

travistole 💋 clarisse silena yo mans acting up again

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lukecastellan 🚷

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yn im w silena tho

lukecastellan shes cheating on u w charlie yn ig ur my last option silenabeauregard nooo yn come back bbg

chrisrodriguez bro stood up

percyjackson finally

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yn last man on earth

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lukecastellan thanks

yn i like donating to the poor! lukecastellan come donate in my cabin connorstole we sleep there nasty mf

annabethhh YOU'RE DATING LUKE?

g_man cmon now... percyjackson wise girl... yn sister-in-laws?

clarisse wow really.

travistole wouldve never guessed. chrisrodriguez had us fooled. connorstole impossible. cbeckendorf really confounded us silenabeauregard almost like they didn't act like they were about to kiss all the time yn kys.

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