My cat is the sweetest, gentlest kitty in the world, but when she smells donuts she shows up like a fuckin cop. And commits crimes to get them like a fuckin cop. She'll try to steal one right off my plate and then get aggressive and violent when I try to stop her.
ACAB includes my cat. But only on the rare occasion she's exposed to donuts.
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golden retriever boyfriend this doberman boyfriend that. john wick is a pit bull boyfriend and in this essay i—
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guy who feels annoying All Of The Time for rambling gets told it’s fine to do so unapologetically…… sobs :’] <3 /pos
i shall dm you i guess????? i think that’s most comfy for Me lol??? <- is so bad at social interaction omg save me
(responding to tags again: you fucking GET IT!!!!! shakes you so much omfg dude RAHHHH!!!!!! /affectionate
your cat is so cute…… she is goals (i’m catkin lmao) she looks so cozy and warm and soft and yeah she’s just great. giving her a little kiss because what cat doesn’t deserve lil kissies?)
-gregarious anon
:D yeah i ramble constantly about whatever’s on my mind and am constantly worried about being annoying so when someone else feels that way about rambling to me i just go with it, no being annoying here, just fun and chatting about whatever comes to mind :3
and o7 looking forward to it, gregarious anon
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my cat chubbs is outside and its storming really bad and i cant find him
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I already made a friend at my new apartment!
Image description: three photos of a tabby gray cat. In the first two the cat is laying down on its side. In the third, it is standing and looking at the photographer, mouth open in the middle of a meow.
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