mrs hooves

landduo is awesome because they'll say they hate each other and want the other to die horrible deaths and live through horrible fates, and mean it! but then they'll also do things for each other that are so kind.

they'll support each other through it all while still being little hater bitches as much as bbh may plot scheme and prank we all know he's clingy and always leaves gifts when he's gone too far

and for all the insults foolish throws bad's way he can read bad like a book and is patient will all bad's antics when anyone else would have been driven insane by now

no matter it be platonic, qpr, or romantic or just up in the air you gotta admit they're close

and even if you're not a fan you can count on their character interactions to always be interesting

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Bluey ↳ 1.09: Horsey Ride

While Puffles (and Puffle Creatures) are some of the most popular pets on Club Penguin, some inhabitants own different pets alongside their puffles, and some pet owners don't own any puffles at all! Here are a few of the more unique pets living on Club Penguin, and the people who own them!

Pet fish aren't uncommon on the island; Gary and JPG own goldfish, and there are both fishbowls and two different aquariums penguins could add to their igloos if they were looking for a finned friend. However, Pi is unique in that it is a Betta splendens- or in other words, a humble Betta fish! Pi is a male, as you can see from his longer fins and is a koi betta- a breed known for it's flashy, calico patterns reminiscent of it's namesake. Richter adopted Pi in hopes that having a pet that would help them become more comfortable around water, since unlike puffles a fish lives in water and doesn't just need to be given a water dish and the occasional bath. Jury's out on if it helped that much in the grand scheme of things...but Richter enjoys watching Pi go about his daily life nonetheless. Even if its puffles need to be shooed away whenever it catches them drinking from his bowl.

Muffin is allergic to puffles and as such, does not own any. They do however, consider themself to be a hobbyist entomologist and they raise all sorts of insects. The ones they tend to like raising the most are beetles and mantises.

Scrabble owns a mimic anvil named Piano. Not unlike a stray cat, it comes and goes as it pleases (and usually returns by dropping on Scrabble when he least expects it). Scrabble is unaware that it is a mimic...because like most creatures from the Box Dimension, it has a sense of humor and tends to hide the fact its a mimic whenever he's paying attention to it. No matter how hard anyone tries to point out it's a mimic, it alwaays goes back to "normal" just before Scrabble looks at it. Nevertheless, Scrabble loves the darn thing and tries to take it for walks like a good anvil owner...even if it makes him drag it everywhere when it's very capable of moving by itself.

Mukluk is dating a panda named Xia from the distant, distant island of Panfu. While they get along like a house on fire, because of the ah...near constant chaos of the island, they have only ever met in person there once. It was frankly a bizarre experience and after being struck by lightning by a panda (this isn't even a headcanon; this is something pandas COULD do in the real game!), they have zero intention of going back... buut they did end up going home with three pets of their own; a polkadot wooby named Breakfast, a tiger bolly named Lunch, and a black bolly named Dinner. They were named those things because they thought it would be funny, and also because they knew some penguins would be scared by the names since they aren't a vegetarian. Here we see them allowing Dinner and Lunch to maim a puffle stuffie, while they and Breakfast watch on.

bro i already bought myself 2 little treats today to keep me going i cant buy another

Currently obsessed with moss

More specifically, marimo moss balls

OH I LOVE THEM. (stares. green and vaguely circle shaped. likea portal.......)

I wonder if he remembers it as vividly as I do?

the vibe is girl who is pathetic x boy who is even more pathetic

Alec

Dreamt I was in a small town and got separated from my tour group. While I was looking for them, I stopped at this local diner that looked charming, so I asked the owners if there was anything they could make for me really quickly for breakfast, before I continued searching.

They smiled and said "No problem, I know exactly what to make you, " and then turned around and asked the chef to make a rack of lamb and baked fish, the two most expensive items on the menu.

I had to sit there thinking "Great, they're just trying to milk as much money out of the dumb tourists as possible. Now I need to eat stinky gross fish for breakfast. This sucks. This dream sucks. I'm never asking the chef's recommendation again."

And then the waiter brought me my fish and stared at me until I took a bite. He kept saying things like "Mmm, yum yum," and pointing out that my bites were way too small, I needed to really enjoy the taste.

3/10, leaving a bad dream review, most awkward dining experience ever.

IM MAKIN MUFFINSSSS

kinda want some muffins now 😔

can dreams first tiktok be himand patches and can his second tiktok be a beforeand after of his haircut

Bluey ↳ 1.07: BBQ

reitanna seishin idolizing jk terfling's books ..

im not like a Muffins Fan my interest in muffins comes from the perspective of someone who liked the series a lot as a child and now, as an adult, is fascinated by the mechanics of them. How they're written and structured in a way where the cannibalistic mass murder-torturers are the characters we are meant to primarily empathize with, which is unusual both for My Little Pony Grimdark Fanfiction and for horror literature in general.

Like in something like the original Cupcakes, the horror element comes largely from empathy with Rainbow Dash. You like Rainbow Dash, you don't want her to die, and it's shocking and upsetting to see a character like Pinkie Pie, who you previously also liked, murdering her. Especially so brutally. The Muffins series completely disregards this, and for the majority of it the characters being killed are like, background ponies no one cares about. or characters people already hate like Diamond Tiara. You're supposed to revel in that, the expected response is for you to put yourself in the killer's place and enjoy it. And that's exceptionally interesting to me how stories like this connect/connected with mentally ill children with very volatile, violent (though usually self-directed) emotions (thinking of both this and like, early 2010s creepypasta fandom. like its Super unusual for horror writing to focus so much and so personally on the Evil Killer character and so little on the character Being Killed. lots of popular schlocky internet horror is super fascinating to me for this)

Like thats a lot of words you didnt ask for but i'm not interested in pretending Reitanna Seishin is like. Cool and Unproblematic. This is the same person who said she didnt want to think about if any of the Muffins characters could be queer because they're animals and some of them are children, so anything 'sexual' like that about them weirds her out. despite the amount of heterosexual romance between animals who are children she seemed fine depicting in the content of the series. (there is a whole episode centering on Apple Bloom killing a colt who has a crush on her)