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THE WORD: I LIKE THE DIRECTOR'S SHOELACES!!!
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anyway i was holding off on posting this because maybe i'd at least decide to just repost everything i've started to put on my blogger but with staff confirming that they're going through with partnering with AI in conjunction with all the other dummy shit i'm just straight up not posting anything else here after this, it's been real
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ok but seriously.
staff sucks. matt especially! and genuinely even IF tumblr doesn't implode by the weekend if you care about your blogs you should export your blogs now just in case. like i doubt he would be stupid enough to torpedo the site overnight but ummmmmmm given hes already ran off the deep end anything is possible at this point
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hey um! with KOSA looking more and more closer to passing, email and call your reps to prevent it from passing!
bad internet bills is a helpful site with an easy to fill out forum that does not take long to complete
stop KOSA is also another good site w/ a prefilled out message you can send (with resources for those not in the U.S. too!), and much like bad internet bills, it has an easy to fill out form that does NOT take long to complete
this is very important! because this will effect ALL of us, not just usamericans! this is something that has the power to irreversibly ruin the internet as a whole
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don't forget about the strike. email your reps right now
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oh that last post is completely serious BTW. fuck matt, i disliked him before but he's even worse now. between the fact people spreading awareness of what's going on in palestine have been getting banned from the start (while violent zionists stay), the fact that countless trans women are targetted and banned off the site (and he just now FOLLOWED avery onto twitter to harass her), the fact that there are literal allegations that tumblr might sell to midjourney, and what he said about black history month?????? DURING black history month? QUOTING MLK????????? BOY YOU ARE THE WHITE MODERATE HOMIE WARNED US ABOUT! SHUT YOUR ASS UP!
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While Puffles (and Puffle Creatures) are some of the most popular pets on Club Penguin, some inhabitants own different pets alongside their puffles, and some pet owners don't own any puffles at all! Here are a few of the more unique pets living on Club Penguin, and the people who own them!
Pet fish aren't uncommon on the island; Gary and JPG own goldfish, and there are both fishbowls and two different aquariums penguins could add to their igloos if they were looking for a finned friend. However, Pi is unique in that it is a Betta splendens- or in other words, a humble Betta fish! Pi is a male, as you can see from his longer fins and is a koi betta- a breed known for it's flashy, calico patterns reminiscent of it's namesake. Richter adopted Pi in hopes that having a pet that would help them become more comfortable around water, since unlike puffles a fish lives in water and doesn't just need to be given a water dish and the occasional bath. Jury's out on if it helped that much in the grand scheme of things...but Richter enjoys watching Pi go about his daily life nonetheless. Even if its puffles need to be shooed away whenever it catches them drinking from his bowl.
Muffin is allergic to puffles and as such, does not own any. They do however, consider themself to be a hobbyist entomologist and they raise all sorts of insects. The ones they tend to like raising the most are beetles and mantises.
Scrabble owns a mimic anvil named Piano. Not unlike a stray cat, it comes and goes as it pleases (and usually returns by dropping on Scrabble when he least expects it). Scrabble is unaware that it is a mimic...because like most creatures from the Box Dimension, it has a sense of humor and tends to hide the fact its a mimic whenever he's paying attention to it. No matter how hard anyone tries to point out it's a mimic, it alwaays goes back to "normal" just before Scrabble looks at it. Nevertheless, Scrabble loves the darn thing and tries to take it for walks like a good anvil owner...even if it makes him drag it everywhere when it's very capable of moving by itself.
Mukluk is dating a panda named Xia from the distant, distant island of Panfu. While they get along like a house on fire, because of the ah...near constant chaos of the island, they have only ever met in person there once. It was frankly a bizarre experience and after being struck by lightning by a panda (this isn't even a headcanon; this is something pandas COULD do in the real game!), they have zero intention of going back... buut they did end up going home with three pets of their own; a polkadot wooby named Breakfast, a tiger bolly named Lunch, and a black bolly named Dinner. They were named those things because they thought it would be funny, and also because they knew some penguins would be scared by the names since they aren't a vegetarian. Here we see them allowing Dinner and Lunch to maim a puffle stuffie, while they and Breakfast watch on.
#club penguin ocs#club penguin#club penguin oc#scrabble#mukluk m. bear#richter#muffin#i love richter...straight up lying down like it's full of beans.
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FINAL ROUND - GLaDOS (Portal) VS Herbert P Bear (Club Penguin)
!!! PROPAGANDA BELOW !!!
GLaDOS: "So mot only is she running your character through a series of puzzles with the intention of killing her at the end, but in the second game she spends the Entire. Time. Verbally and emotionally abusing you, including body shaming and bullying you for being an orphan. If it's any consolation, she does have to exist as a potato for the second and third acts of Portal 2."
"Known for being mean (hot). Mercilessly targets the player character's every possible insecurity. Petty and mean. I understand if you don't want to include her since she tends to dominate polls, lol."
HERBERT: "This mf spends his whole life trying to heat up a frozen island and terrorizing the innocent penguins that live on it all bc he was bad at sailing one time and is too much of a wimp to try again. Classic Misery loves Company type asshole."
"operation blackout would have been NOTHING without him (mostly because he caused it). he has a SOLAR LASER. this polar bear is an ass who literally harnessed the power of the sun and froze the top members of the elite penguin force (a group of penguin special agents) and his best friend is an equally villainous crab"
"Herbert may be a fandom darling in our fandom of like, 20 people. BUT DON'T LET THAT FOOL YOU! He is a conniving, EVIL bear, and a professional jerk and some highlights of his jerkishness include...
- Spending ten years of his life (by the time the game closed) trying to destroy the Penguin Secret Agency and Elite Penguin Force (both were agencies that protected the island from disasters and villains like Herbert) with varying success...
- SUCCESSFULLY destroyed the Penguin Secret Agency with a popcorn bomb, which destroyed their HQ. It should also be noted that while doing so, he locked in the player, Rookie, and Gary the Gadget Guy, presumably so the bombs explosion would have killed them all.
-Teamed up with the EPF to stop the Ultimate Protobot 10,000 and the Test Bots, a small group of four dangerous robots after he personally brought them back. When Protobot went "too far" for Herbert's standards by threatening the environment and trying to completely destroy the EPF (despite the aforementioned Popcorn Bomb incident literally destroying the PSA, and also a certain Operation: Blackout), causing him to temporarily switch sides. This might sound like a character growth moment...except for the fact that he immediately betrays them once Protobot is dealt with and attacks and damages the EPF's HQ using a robot hydra made for the Medieval Party that he stole.
- A canonical ex-dictator. Don't believe me? Look up Operation: Blackout on the Club Penguin Wiki! He froze several agents during his reign of terror, was open to freezing innocent civilians, and also wanted to do away with puffles- the pets of penguins. He also banned several hobbies and professions during his reign (being a Ninja, a DJ, a Pirate, etc) for no reason other than disliking them. He also destroyed the EPF'S HQ and exposed two agents' private information to the public. This means Herbert is the first and only character to canonically dox people he doesn't like on Club Penguin.
-Was planning to bomb the EPF literally two months later with a hot sauce bomb (makes sense in context of the game and yes, it is more destructive than it sounds).
-Brainwashed puffles into digging coins for him purely because his henchman, Klutzy the crab brought a coin slot to use for his DIY heater, instead of just removing the coin slot and retooling it to work without one like a normal person."
#hey glados voters you should make sure this ends in her at 69% since that's where she's at right now (69.7) it would be funny#anyway were arent beating fucking glados but Miss Director...tis been an honor serving you
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nobody care him or his conspiracy theories....SAD. except the one fan
#club penguin ocs#club penguin oc#club penguin#scrabble#'wait scrabbles a conspiracy theorist?!' no but asserting the island is DEFINETELY gonna explode when it didnt tends to make people believe#you are. smile.#cppses can be SO fun ...been a while since ive had the chance to roleplay as my ocs!!!#on a cpps specifically anyway#shoutout to beto idk if you even use tumblr but you going up to him and going#'I BELIEVE YOU SCRABBLE IM YOUR 1 FAN' when everyone was like 'thats cap the island isnt gonna explode' was so fun
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need i say more?
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elaborating a bit more, my problems basically are the following. prefacing this with i don't have anything against the people working on it and i want it to succeed!
too many micro transactions for an early access game. like i don't mind the idea of giving people a way to help pay staff/server costs/etc, that's fine. but the several pages of paid clothing just feels...a bit much at this stage. honestly i would rather have memberships like the original game + cpi, to me it's a better deal to have access to the more exciting content for a month (or longer) vs having to repeatedly spend money for clothing items
nothing to get invested in in game atm. like, even the original game had the club penguin times early on, even if the first few issues didn't have aunt arctic. an in universe newspaper or even a in character official blog like how panfu ran theirs, with a character (or multiple) talking about current and upcoming events would go a long way until they can start pulling off in game stories... like yeah, the parties i've seen look good but i don't really feel inclined to log on because there's nothing to really care about in the game right now. the ideas they have (parrots vs stoats, the multiple groups protecting the kakapo of the island, etc) are nice, but none of that is in game right now so i don't feel as attached.
it kinda just feels...there. like for as much as club penguin island got (WRONGFULLY!! and even i was guilty of it tbf) slammed for not having its own identity and just trying to replace it's successor...it doesn't really feel like ppw has found its footing yet. like yeah its not trying to replace club penguin, but it doesn't feel like it has it's own style besides "made by fans and people who worked on club penguin". like it's not really building upon the interesting things club penguin or cpi did, or working on things that don't need to be brought back (like bad minigame payouts lol)...it's just kinda theeere
not enough scrabble or subway surfers to make me pay attention (FOR LEGAL REASONS I AM JOKING ABOUT THIS)
i do not care for party parrot world
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i do not care for party parrot world
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I think people sometimes misunderstand why we come up with such elaborate justifications for shipping two characters together. I don't justify my ships because I feel that I need to; I justify my ships because squinting at the published canon with furrowed brow and asking myself "okay, how exactly would this work?" is my idea of a good time.
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i need you all to know doppler* isn't adopted (klutzy) or a calculator that got modified (richter) or made with spare parts around the island (sonar and radar) but a special fourth thing (literal clone of herbert)
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you are your father(s) daughter! :)
#club penguin ocs#club penguin oc#club penguin#rollerblade#<- rollys daughter...formerly hannah bars#doppler#<- subject to change buuut. you thought sonar and radar were the last herbert kids?#THINK AGAIN.
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