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the coffee is too hot to drink so you wait like 20 minites but its even hotter now
coffee creepy pasta #8
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personal injury lawyer billboards are all like INJURED?
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standing around the furnace smelting iron with your friends is the best way to get high in minecraft
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jeopardy question: it's the "dribbling sound" beloved by NBA fans everywhere. me: what is donk donk donk. sport noises for $800
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for new years day, i decided to start posting more art
here’s my original character, Horny Walter the Nautical Sex Rodent, he drives his nasty boat around the world’s oceans in pursuit of hole, leaving a trail of ecological destruction in his wake
i will be developing a line of merchandise for this new character, talks are already ongoing for the Horny Walter PEZ Dispenser/butt plug
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meet penis from my new cartoon "steamboat penis" where the titular character penis pilots a boat shaped like a penis right into some sharp rocks killing himself and all other 42 passengers on board
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“I love listening to you talk” number one best thing ever said to me I love rambling on while knowing they’re listening
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the kind of pussy that consumes every remaining ounce of sanity
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having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime
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faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid
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