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Ted: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate, or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?
Felix: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.
Jerome: I was arrested for being too cool.
Carla: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Monty: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Penny's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get her out...
Billy: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Lily:
Lily: Billy, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Billy: *Sips coffee from bowl*
Alice, to Madison: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Madison, motioning to herself and Ron: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
Buggs: *Gets down on one knee*
Nugget: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Buggs: *Falls over*
Nugget: The poison is kicking in.
Dr Danner: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Janitor: Only if you also don't ask why
Janitor: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Dr Danner:
Janitor:
Dr Danner: This one is fine
Jerome: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Buggs: Stop romanticizing the past.
Nugget: Nugget prevented a murder today.
Kid: Really? How’d you do that?
Nugget: Self control.
Principal: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Applegate: *turning to Cindy* How tall are you?
Penny: Carla, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Carla: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Penny: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Monty.
Ozzy: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
Buggs: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
Cindy: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them
Margaret: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal'. You don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
Hall Monitor: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
Monty: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Jerome: You need to stop.
Ozzy: This is such a bad idea.
Madison: Then why are you coming along?
Ozzy: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
Cindy: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right
Buggs: Looking right because you left
Jerome: Looking up cause you let me down
Monty: Looking down cause you messed up
Applegate: What is wrong with you
Ozzy: What’s something you guys are better than Felix at?
Carla: Mario Kart.
Madison: Yeah, video games.
Ted: Emotional vulnerability :)
Carla: I think Felix was right.
Ozzy: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Ted: He wouldn't do that!
Felix: You're right, Teddy. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Felix: *turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Felix Told You So' on the back*
Male Principal: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
Kid: So what do you do?
Monty: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Kid: Wow, impressive.
Monty: Then I'll move on to Leos.
Lily: Can I be frank with you guys?
Kid: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Nugget: Can Nugget still be Nugget?
Billy: Shh, let Frank speak.
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to be honest, i think killing off applegate in creature feature was the best decision for the timeline. she's a very funny character, but her character had sort of been all used up by k2. she hit her breaking point, was fully willing to quit teaching, and "breaking sad" felt like a good conclusion to her 'arc', so to speak. we don't want the writing to get repetitive, y'know? also bob could do so much better lol
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@christinaapplegatesm was the first presenter at the @televisionacad (and despite the abuser douche as host) she was given a standing ovation as she presented an award that would go to @ayoedebiri . She was using her @neowalksticks
She tearfully said ‘"Thank you so much. Oh my god, you're totally shaming me [and my] disability by standing up, It's fine. OK. Body not by Ozempic. OK let's go."
If you’re unfamiliar #christinaapplegate she grew to fame as a ‘hot dumb blonde’ on #marriedwithchildren so her body was her trademark along with her comedy. She later broke through with #samanthawho (hulu) and #deadtome (netflix) both excellent.
In the last season of dead to me she fell ill with what turned out to be #multiplesclerosis or #ms . She finished the season gaining 40lbs and said it was hard to get through such sudden changes.
Ive always loved her and givenn my own #disability hinders weight loss i love her comments
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Christina Applegate Discusses MS Battle "I have 30 lesions on my brain"
PHOTO: Christina Applegate/Getty
Christina Applegate, who received an autoimmune illness diagnosis in 2021, has opened up about her struggles. “This is the worst thing that’s happened to me in my entire life,” Applegate stated plainly on the March 25 episode of Armchair Expert, didn’t downplay her condition.
Applegate says that the disease causes her to be in pain all the time. She revealed, “I…
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