It's pronounced a bouquet of chicken!

Imagine Inspector Barneby having to solve a murder in Hyacinth Bucket's neighbourhood. Barneby: Mrs.Bucket, I have a fe- Hyacinth: It's Bouquet. Barneby: My mistake, Mrs.Bouquet. I was hoping you might have heard something regarding the murder. Hyacinth: I did have the vicar over for one of my famous candlit suppers the other evening. He did mention that the victim had some maritale problems. Barneby: I see. Thank you for your time, Mrs.Bucket. Hyacinth: It's Bouquet, not Bucket!

how do y'all do?

Well I currently can’t find Veruca so a bit concerned, but overall, pretty good! The kids ate and now they’re in bed (I have a sleepover room for this scenario). I’m actually happy because Mrs.Bucket, Mr.Bucket, and Sir Joe are helping with the kids. I just hope the Oompa Loompas find Veruca soon, she might end up as peppermint or whatever can’t the gone-bad-goodies of mine do. In summary: good

The Signs as Willy Wonka Characters

Aries: Veruca Salt

Taurus: Augustus Gloop

Gemini: Willy Wonka

Cancer: Mrs.Bucket

Leo: Violet Beaugarde

Virgo: Grandpa Joe

Libra: Mike Teavee

Scorpio: Wilbur Wonka (Willy’s Dad)

Sagittarius: Oompa Loompas

Capricorn: Mr. Bucket

Aquarius: Grandma Georgina

Pisces: Charlie Bucket

Just sat here, living vicariously through Keeping Up Appearances...

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Charlie Bucket/Mike Teavee, Charlie Bucket/Willy Wonka Characters: Charlie Bucket, Mike Teavee, Willy Wonka, Mrs.Bucket, Mr.Bucket Additional Tags: Marriage, Marriage Proposal, Amusement Parks, Jealousy, Jealous!Wonka, Mental Health Issues, Mental Breakdown, Mental Instability, Dissociation, Age Regression/De-Aging, Fist Fights, Heavy Drinking, Mildly Dubious Consent, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Making Love, Breaking Up & Making Up, Wonka’s a homewrecker, Competition, age potion, Age Difference, Daddy Issues, Harajuku, Visual Kei, decora, kawaii fashion, Cheating, Love Triangles, Dark Stuff Summary: 
A more in-depth version of Hey that’s my Charlie! Includes: Marriage, Jealousy, age changing, breaking the law of physics in general, getting a second chance at life, amusement parks, drinking, a ton of swear words, sex, mental breakdowns, psychology, and general weirdness. This baby is officially two years old and I’m just now getting around to posting it. I hope you all enjoy.