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crimsonv1 · 11 months

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Stay Quiet -

Flamingo (Albert Aretz) x reader smut.

TW// semi-public s3x , mommy kink, femdom, Dom! reader x sub!Albert, male receiving, BJ, praise k1nk, Fem! Reader, [ You're Albert's friend in this]

This one for y'all who been requesting Albert smut 😽😽 <33

"AAAAAAAAAAA😨" The familiar scream made you jump from your bed. Well, not necessarily your bed- but Albert's.

You were taking a trip to Florida to see one of your best friends, Albert. He invited you to stay at his house for the time being, and you agreed to take him ABOUT anywhere he wanted to go.

And now, you were sitting on Albert's bed while on your phone doing some miscellaneous thing. He had a guest room but you were staying in his room just to explore. And while you were here, he was making some YouTube video for his channel, probably scary since he was screaming so pitched.

When you saw a figure by his bedroom door you got up and followed it into the kitchen, where he got some snacks out of the fridge and jumped when you pushed him from behind. "Y/N! You scared me -" he started laughing as you did too. "What're you doing?"

"Oh, I'm just about to go live, wanna come?"

"Thought you said you didn't do lives?"

You questioned, "Well I'm starting to do them now," "Sure I'll come" You answered smiling and walked to his setup. You originally went under the desk to pet his cute dog, who left not soon after you started to pet him.

Albert sat down in his chair and looked down, laughing "What're you doing?"

"Hmm, resting." You sighed dramatically as you got a mischievous idea, putting your head onto his knees pretending to rest.

"Whatever you roll with," he responded, laughing (and blushing ) 🤗. He started the live, doing his ' Intro ' while scrolling on the monitor for something to do,

When he finally found a game to play, or a video, maybe even some questions he adjusted in his chair, kind of forgetting about your presence.

💗❗

Midway through the 'stream', you started tracing your fingers slightly over his thighs, and maybe even sometimes his waist, waistband, and hips. He did a fake cough as a 'whatre you doing' sign but you continued to trace around his waist.

You suddenly pulled his chair inward, making him jolt while his torso was pressed onto the desk, being barely enough space in between.

He laughed awkwardly, until you slowly pulled down the waistband of his sweatpants, just enough over the growing tent in his boxers. His sentences started to become incoherent to the stream, his mumbling becoming louder as he tapped the desk above you. You could only imagine how red his face was as he coughed awkwardly, too.

You traced your fingers around the bulge, and when you pressed harder you felt a tacky, sticky spot. His breathing also became louder as you did this, and when you slowly pulled down his boxers to a bit above his sweatpants, but lower than his growing tip Wich had precum leaking, his breathing became faster, and his muscles strained in his legs as his hand started to rapidly tap against the wood.

You slightly jerked him off, trying not to make him start to moan loudly off the bat as he got donations, but you did hear a few whimpers come from him as your pace got faster.

You started to wrap your mouth around the tip, as his breathing became seperate and his moans started to show more. You deepthroated him quickly as his hand strained against the midst of the table. You could hear him rushing to end the stream as he strained his moans and whimpers.

When he did, it was loud. You stopped your actions for a moment, while he quickly spun out of the desk area being so tight, you followed- on your knees to him. Wrapping your palm around his c/ck again. "a- aa... Wh- what .. are you doing?" He sighed and moaned, "Isn't it a bit late for that?" You smirked.

"Yea but-" his breath caught in his throat as you quicked your pace faster than before. "Hnng... Mommy" he lowly spoke, as it came out as a whimper. "Hm?" You innocently questioned. He didn't answer, much too embarrassed. "what did you say?" You slowed your hand.

"m- mommy! Please.." he whimpered loud,

"Please what? Use your words" you answered, quickening your pace again "please.. don't stop, nghh y/n, fuck.." he moaned into his own words, bringing his hand to ghost over his mouth as his other one stayed gripping the chair handle.

You wrapped your mouth around his c/ck, and that did it for him. He moaned so loud the neighbors could most likely hear him. "Fuck.. y/n i- I'm gonna.." before he finished he came down your throat, you swallowed it as he started to rest and pant, but you had other plans.

You took your mouth off, but continued to hand- fuck him. "h- huh... No.. fuck, please m-mommy " he begged and whimpered as he looked at you pleadingly. "you can be a good boy and take on more , hmm Albert?" You questioned with sincerity in your voice

"m-mhm" he nodded as he began to moan and whimper, he kept choking on his own breath with every stroke, the overstimulation making him beg. He couldn't even speak when he came, all he did was moan.

💗❗

You got up, and went to get a cloth and wash your hands. You brought the cloth to him and helped him clean up, as he re adjusted in his chair to pull his boxers up.

You kissed his neck, he sighed and grabbed your hips. "So ..are we something?" He asked

"I mean...I guess so, yeah.. I love you" you smiled and shrugged. "love you..too" he came up to kiss your collarbone.

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ANYWAYS THIS WAS LONG REQUESTED SO 😽😽

#albert aretz #flamingo #mrflimflam #x reader #smut #youtube

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themoonsbride · 1 year

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After Dark | Albert Aretz x Reader

summary; Albert and Reader watch a movie together after he spends a long day filming for his channel .

warnings; none

notes; sorry I've been so inactive, I've been busy and haven't had motivation, hopefully I can start posting more often now . ♡ (sorry this is short)

(edit 7/19/23); lmao ty all for the likes even though it's short hehe, lmk in my inbox if I should write another albert scenario <3

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I've been scrolling through my phone for awhile now, mindlessly liking tweets and Instagram posts, waiting for albert to finish filming. He told me he'd finish around 7 pm, but it was now 8, and he seemed so occupied he wasn't even able to come out of his office to eat dinner.

I didn't want to disturb him so I just let him in his office and waited, and waited,, and waited. I think he's filming with Kaden because it's sounded like he's been talking to someone else.

"KADEN NO" I suddenly heard albert scream from his office, I almost dropped my phone onto my chin from the sudden alarm. Suppose I was right, I've met Kaden a few times before in the past, and he's really nice. I like his red hair, it's so bright red it reminds me of a tomato. I've also met some of Albert's other friends too, like Denis and Dani (Polarclub) and Temprist. They're all very nice people outside of their work, me and Dani are actually pretty close friends, and Denis is nice to talk to aswell, and his girlfriend is the sweetest.

"KADEN I TOLD YOU TO JUMP" Albert yelled, I sigh and find myself quietly giggling a little. Turning off my phone screen I decide to turn on the flat-screen TV that was kept sat on the black TV table across the king sized bed Albert and I shared. watching one of my favorite shows on a low enough volume for it to not disturb Albert's filming but loud enough for me to hear.

After what felt like the time span of 3 days, Albert finally entered the bedroom, looking worn out. "Hey" I speak softly, smiling at him. "Hey, did you make dinner earlier?" He asked, he probably felt like he was starving since he didn't eat, maybe I should've told him that I'd made food after all. "Yeah, but I didn't wanna be a bother so I just left it in the fridge for you." I reply, a hint of guilt clouds over his eyes as he sits next to me on our bed. "You never bother me, I wouldn't have care if you came in, my editor would've just clipped it out." His voice was slow and quiet. "I know, but I still would've felt bad." I responded as I slowly sat up, facing him properly.

"If you want I can go heat it up for you?" I say, in a question like manner, he smiles warmly at me and places a soft, long kiss to my lips, and I can feel it make my cheeks glow pink. I pull away and begin to stand and exit our bedroom.

When I enter through the doorway, warm porcine plate in hand with Albert's dinner, he's already lay in bed, the comforter pulled up to his biceps with a movie prepped on the TV screen, the lights dimmed lowly. I give him a small smile as I hand him his plate carefully. "I was hoping we could watch a movie together." He whispered down to me, pressing play. "I'd love to watch a movie with you." I mumble, kissing his cheek and snuggling myself into his side, attempting to be cautious of his food at the same time.

#albert aretz #albert flamingo #flamingo #mrflimflam #flim flam #cleetus #kaden fumblebottom #fanfic #albert aretz x reader #mrflimflam fanfic

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cheesecvlt · 1 year

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argbert is now real i’ve decided

#mayo art #albertsstuff #albert flamingo #mrflimflam #roblox #roblox art #roblox fanart #youtube fanart #arg #argbert #i am now the ceo of argbert

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antichristual · 11 days

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this is a crazy unintentional crossover of two of my favourites ☠️

#the way my brain short circuited #the band ghost #ghost band #ghost bc #papa emeritus iv #copia #ghost #mrflimflam #flamingo #albert flamingo

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all-hail-albert · 6 months

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INTRO POST. I think

I LOVE ALBERT (SPENCER) ARETZ - as you could probably tell

He was my fuckting childhood man. He gives me gender envy (idek what my own gender is I just know that he gives me gender envy). He is extremely deeply nostalgic to me. Like. Extremely. You don't understand. I might cry writing this. He changed me for the better or for the worse - but he changed me. I can relate to some things he's mentioned about his life (such as being bullied in school or wasting your life playing Roblox or stuff like that). I don't want to treat him like a fictional character though, he's a real person and I kind of feel insecure about obsessing over him/his channel but hey. At least I don't write x reader smut fanfiction about him.

He is so fhcming hilarious to me. And he always was. I don't watch him as much as I USED to (my whole entire recommended page and my whole entire free time was completely FILLED with his videos for like. Two years straight. Like there was nothing going on in my brain lol.) One time i laughed so hard at one of his videos I almost, quite literally in a literal sense, CHOKED. And then I had to deal with a cold (I scarcely ever get sick).

Thinking about his content and now nostalgic it is and watching his moreso older videos make me cry /gen. Idk why.

I don't know for how long I've watched him. I wasn't there for albertstuff but I was there while his hair was still dyed. idk if that means much. probably not. idk and idc.

My main account is @cringelordofchaos. I'm so sorry to anyone who knows me from there

Intro post OVER I'm so done with this

#albert spencer aretz #albert aretz #flamingo #albert flamingo #flamingo albert #mrflimflam #idk what else to tag #screenreader unsafe #screen reader unsafe

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def-livv · 6 months

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….if I say ANYTHING I’m getting hunted down ☹️☹️

#edit #albert aretz #albertstuff #flamingo #mrflimflam

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muddehound · 1 year

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anime girl eating a burger gender

#flamingo #albert flamingo #cleetus #mrflimflam #fanart #flamingo fanart #albert fanart #cleetus flamingo #burger #digital art #artist #art #albertsstuff #roblox #roblox art

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g00pyguy · 1 year

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albert in his natural habitat 🤩🤩

i drew one of my favorite meme images of albert lol

#albert flamingo #albertsstuff #flamingo #mrflimflam #albert flamingo fanart #flamingo fanart #the skrunkly

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andy-aka-lilcsca · 23 days

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Another Albert!! Love him sm!!

He's so fun to draw though, I'm having a lot of fun with this new artstyle!!

This photo of Albert makes me go feral almost every time I see it, (some other photos do too, so I might draw them aswell) i wanna give him a big smooch and smush him in one of those machine thingys.

#albert aretz #flamingo roblox #flamingo #flamingo albert #albert flamingo #mrflimflam #my art #digital art #artwork

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cringelordofchaos · 3 months

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Okay I think my obsession with Albert flamingo is getting concerning once again

I mean I was UTERRLY OBSESSED WITH HIM for like TWO YEARS STRAIGHT about two years ago to the point of it being detrimental to my social status

I would literally make the Albert "sus face" and my classmates would just say "ah they're doing that thing with their face again" and everyone would have me for it lol 😂😊😂😂

I made weird toys out of genuine trash with bad faces drawn on them inspired by his mannequins and I'd bring them everywhere

I would constantly sing earthworm Sally for years straight and my avatar was earthworm Sally too and people would say that the earthworm Sally meme is outdated and I would get so mad

My whole RECCOMENDED page on YouTube was just filled with flamingo. And NOTHING else. For like a year at least. Most likely more

I would rewatch videos over and over again and reference his memes all the time except literally I didn't know a single person that also watched flamingo

I drew fabart of him and Felipe

There were certain videos I would watch whenever I got sad. Like the one about paralysis demons, idk the way he reacted to the lesbian couple in the game really comforted me ig?? or the video that had Mario time in it (aka 03:37 AM), and him playing royale high, or superstar planet, or more stuff like that

I would listen to earthworm Sally remix on YouTube over and over again and I annoyed my family to death with it

Sometimes I would cry over just how much I loved his content personality and how much it felt like he raised my childhood and how much personality I would steal from him

Sometimes I just wanted to BE Albert. To WEAR HIS SKIN ON ME and BE HIM to the core of my heart and sometimes I would get genuinely UPSET over the fact that I am NOT him and never will be (and it happened again last night)

Now all of it is happening AGAIN except I have a whole year of his content to catch up on, and except I am less obvious about it. I mean, the only content on YouTube I'm capable of watching as of now is flamingo, so my siblings can tell I am getting obsessed, but overall I'm a bit more reserved (a shy little boy I am) and would feel way too embarrassed about doing random faces in public like that

And I've noticed I started watching him more like - 3 days ago ? And I've realized my brain will involuntarily make me think of random things HE says in HIS voice and sometimes my inner dialogue would turn into his voice

... Uh yeah

Idk if I should be too concerned. I mean I get pretty obsessive about my hobbies and interests and I always return to my old ones and it's happening with flamingo

Oopsyy

Anyway since I'm already imagining myself with his voice I am giving permission to everyone following me to imagine me with his voice too, in fact I encourage it

I AM GOING TOM WEAR HIS SKIN

(and now Im going to write crackfics about Felipe)

#albert flamingo #albert aretz #mrflimflam

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termiken · 1 year

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