I hate noobs

Save me flamingo

save me

So aesthetic

Truly one of my favorite quotes from him

Me and wgo .......llllllll.......,..,..,........

Wide Albert x wide Billy... Could it be true ? 🫣😞

@an-theduckin feel the need to tag you

how it’s going personally

(For legal reasons I'm not a therapist) Uhhh I am bored so now I sha'll rant to yall about Flamingo lore. So I'll be going by this playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMAZgP8rjwSLYgRu2v0gjUWlZ_ucFPC1E

So the first video is called "A normal roblox video" it kinda just shows insanity and losing yourself, and at the end it seems like Albert (which is of course the main character) "dies" but not really dying its just implied.

The second video is called "Albert's new merch made something terrible happen" it shows rituals in which Albert sacrifices a styrofoam head to a god like deity and when his ritual goes well he goes insane, and it cuts to Albert throwing wife (the mannequin) off the roof. Which could be you sacrificing yourself to help others, but they don't care enough to care so it could lead to insanity

The third video is called "Flamingos wife" where it looks like the whole incident was either a dream or it happened earlier. It has nothing of value in most of it until near the end when Albert and wife wake up in a sewer and if you turn up you're brightness you can see a shadowy figure behind them in the sewer. Maybe the shadow could be a guilty conscience? Like how some people deal with guilt they didn't even need to feel guilt about or it could be just a normal guilty conscience.

The fourth video is called "USE STARCODE FLAMINGO" which is just him making an ad for his starcode, but it's ofc deeper then that cause it's Albert. So it has a kid character (which is just Albert but on his knees), and a mom, the kid is just a brat asks his mom for robux, and his mom buys him a robux gift card, and the kid uses it without using the starcode and is sent to hell where a shadow creature threatens him and tells him that he'll kill his mom and take him (well it's implied).

The fifth video is called "I am playing roblox in this video" the video starts with Albert playing a roblox game, (and if you watch the video you would know the context, and rn I'll just mention the lore of the video) it seems in the video as if it's eluding to murder. In said video Albert sees a ghost orb which is a sign of a dead person or someone's ghost (it could just be some fuzz, but Albert said the crew didn't see it and that he didn't mean to watch it go by) and there is a shadow man behind him if you turn up the brightness. (Pretend I put that the lights go out for 2 minutes in said video lol) the lights go back on and Albert gets up from where he was siting and goes over to some scaffolding (he filmed it in his "new" office building) he climbs up the scaffolding ladder and when he gets up onto the top of the scaffolding he spits over the edge spitting out beans (beans can imply drugs/gore if you look into where they mostly come from) he looks shocked, and climbs down the ladder and walks over to his desk where the computer is leaking beans everywhere. He mumbles something about how he thought he hid it and stuff.

Sixth video is called "The end of flamingo" let's just skip over the boring shit and go straight to how it implies to not being able to leave people (could imply attachment issues) and thinking you are trapped to be around with them, and how it's like everything is burning around you but you are still conscious. Oh and the weird demon thing that talks to Albert and says he should let her go. And when he doesn't let her go, the demon makes Albert trapped inside of a mannequin on a burnt bed.

Seventh and hopefully last video is titled "I messed up" (man if he posts another damn merch ad video I will point a gun to my head) It seems like it's based in the 80's with the 80's music and the whole laundromat thing and the newspapers. So Albert is driving a car to the laundromat to wash clothes (the fans love this video lol). Skip to the laundromat where he encounters masked shadow man (idk thats his name now) the masked shadow man asks for meat, and shows Albert a newspaper with an ad for a meat store. It skips to Albert driving back to the laundromat with some meat for the masked man, he arrives to the laundromat and looks for the masked man, and the masked man declines the meat Albert brought him and points to a girl outside. And Albert goes outside and goes up behind her and goes to grab her shoulder when she turns into meat, Albert goes back into the laundromat and looks for the masked man. This could imply many things like helping someone but they don't really care much when you actually help them, or being a people pleaser and such, trying to help people as best as you can. Or some shit idk I'm not a therapist.

Matpat should look into this, I shouldn't have to just post this shit at 4 am cause I was bored and no one else will talk about it. If anyone can do it please try and get matpat to look into this. I ruined my damn sleep schedule just to make this post.

now is my time to come out as a mega flamingo Stan

God don’t get me started with this guy. He deadass saved my life. Like he raised me better and more than my parents. He was like a parental figure in my dysfunctional house holy shit. Blame the Albertsstuff channel for my sense in humor

I really wish I was him

ALBERT FLAMINGO REACTION IMAGES

Flamingo when he, an adult man beats 8 year olds in a roblox game (I love him for that)

guess who's gonna be a bit serious again buster

"the old flamingo was better" sentiment and why it FUCKING SUCKS

Now, within the flamingo fandom, many people come from many different "eras of flamingo". Some coke from less than a month ago, some from 2023, some from 2022, some from 2021, some from 2020, some from 2019, some from 2018, from AlbertsStuff, and so on and so forth.

Many peoples childhoods were affected by this man some refer to as father, because he has truly raised many of us.

Some people, that began watching him from years before, may miss his older content, or his older jokes, or his older fandom.

And you know what? That's OKAY.

But what I feel like is sorta crossing a line, is when you start making public speeches about how he "used to be better". Used to be funnier, cooler, more buff??, etc, etc.

While this may not seem like that big of a deal, and it truly may not be, it irks me

It's fine to prefer his older content over his newer, or whatever. You're not morally obligated to like his content all the time.

But I feel like some people don't realize that Albert is a real person?? And that comparing someone to how they used to be and saying how their past self was "better" in any way can actually be extremely damaging to ones psyche??

People do that a lot to me, and trust me, it does NOT feel good.

I used to be smarter, I used to be nicer, I used to be friendlier, yada-yada. I get the shtick. I get it. Y'all hate me, whatevs.

So when I see people saying that "the old flamingo was better", I don't know, it gets on my nerves

You're talking about a real person. Sure he's a YouTuber, a content creator, an entertainer of sorts, but he's still a real person and it feels odd to criticize a real person like this

If you like his older videos, then watch his older videos, you don't have to leave comments or make videos about how his new videos, or by extension how HE HIMSELF sucks or is bad.

Idk where I was going with this.

boye bye

Mecore

Fucking rat