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Alfred had been looking for Gareth for over half an hour, finding him drunk he approached slowly with a bit of concern, they'd been together most of the night until he wandered off.
"On a scale of one to ten, how drunk are you right now?"
@dontcxckitup
#mr007pennyworth#bvs verse (irons)#dontcxckitup#[v; give me one more night to ruin my life again army days]
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"I didn't... know where else to go" (Alfie)
Send "I didn't know where else to go." For your muse to show up at my muse’s door. | @mr007pennyworth
"Alfred?" Grace hadn't expected to see him at her door like this. On the 4th floor of an apartment block in the heart of Crime Alley.
It was impossible to tell at first glance just where the man's mind was at, but she could at least tell that something was wrong.
"Is everything okay?"
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It wasn’t her intention to be scared..... it was supposed to be a joyous time, but rather than excitement that expecting mothers tend to be greeted with Wendy had a sense of dread...... there was no running now. Despite everything she knew Thomas wouldn’t let her take the child, and she’d be damned if she left them with her husband. Wendy found herself going to the one person she trusted...... sitting on his bed waiting for him to return from dropping Thomas off at the airport for a business trip. She hadn’t told a soul.... not even Thomas because she knew what it meant...... it was going to get worse for her.
Rather than smiling, she sat there in silent tears......... face in her hands.
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*Walks in with a cup of tea and plate of freshly made cake for Jason, then kisses the white patch in his hair, an apology for being an arse the other day with the sex-ed shit*
"Good pup"
Jason slowly blinked his eyes open from his nap, when he heard Alfred's gait in the room, and he stayed still to allow Alfred to kiss his head. ''What did I do?'' he murmured, still half-asleep.
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@mr007pennyworth
#wayne manor#alfred#i found one of your staches#i will find them all!#mr007pennyworth#to the batqueue!
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Alfred; *sighs*
Mun: "God you're in a bad mood..."
Alfred: *sighs again*
Mun: "One more time and I'm leaving Gareth Mun a message to remind Gareth he needs to handle your sexual frustration else someone might die"
Alfred: *glares* "It's just too warm"
Mun: "Sure...that's your problem, not the fact you haven't done anything with him for 16 days"
Alfred: "I'm trying to behave"
Mun: "Since when was it bad for you to...do stuff"
Alfred: "I was bothering him so I'm trying to see how long I can cope without asking him for attention"
Mun: "And that includes?"
Alfred: "Anything from holding his hand to sex"
Mun; "Pretty sure you asked him for a kiss the other day"
Alfred: "And I didn't get one...so yeah...."
Mun: "You cuddled in bed? How...I can't see how you've gone that long and not touched each other...how has he not noticed your being...weird"
Alfred: "I don't know, he probably has and is just leaving me to it, I'm very weird in my ways so he probably thinks to let it blow over...maybe he'll bring me flowers next Friday"
Mun: *stands up smashing a mug* "OH NOW I SEE WHY YOUR MAD HE FORGOT FLOWERS FOR TWO WEEKS DIDN'T HE?! I'M KICKING HIS ASS!"
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ooc; okay so I'm not going to get around to replying properly for a little while, I've got to go into the hospital tomorrow (Thursday) for some procedures and will not really be in a good mood to RP, it's likely I'll bother the husband (G) and the wifey (Wendy) on the DM's when I'm feeling well enough to pick up the phone and you're all welcome to hop into my DM's for a chat or plot until I do manage to get to my threads. I apologise I've not done much this week, mostly due to pain and stressing about this hospital stay coming up. Rest assured, I have six threads in the drafts and if I'm missing any please send the link in the chat for me.
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*pins Alfred to floor* “I’ve been wanting to kick your ass all week.”
[Training turned tension starters]
Alfred grunts. Why did he choose to spar with Gareth? The pup might have been half a head smaller but he was quick and that seemed to spell his downfall on the mats when Gareth tripped him.
"I bet...you have!" he grunts sweat pouring down his back in the stuffy room.
@dontcxckitup
#mr007pennyworth#dontcxckitup#bvs verse (irons)#[v; give me one more night to ruin my life again army days]#thread; fight v f*ck
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Alfred stands in the kitchen looking at the bare wall by the door he's covered in splatters of paint. The offending can of paint sits on the table and the brush in his hand, he's frowning and there's a worried look in his eyes. "Why won't it go away?" @mr007pennyworth
"Alfred?" Grace had not long gotten back to the manor after running a few errands. Having left Alfred in his room feeling unwell, she had gone back up to his room to check on him, only to find an empty room.
She hadn't spent long looking when she rounded into the kitchen, stopping in her tracks at the sight.
"Alf? Hey, are you alright?"
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"If I hear what's her face on the radio one more time I'm going to snap the radio in half...give me Christmas just not that song...if I hear it even once I've heard it too many times...you can't beat Slade!"
"I mean..... they do say she is the Queen of Christmas....." Wendy teased softly. Though she smirked, before looking to him. "Do what I do to avoid Wham, listen to kids Christmas stations. It tends to just be the classics."
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Mun: *yelling* ANYONE GOT A NUMBER FOR GARETH OR MI6? FBI, CIA OR WHATEVER THE FUCK I NEED RIGHT NOW?
Alfred: *hiding under a table*
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“I’m not sick, I’m only slightly ill. There’s a difference. I can handle today.” @grace-of-gotham
"Slightly ill is still a concern...seeing as we just had three of the family go down with a stomach bug, I dare say you might have it too" he sighs reaching to check her temperature again. @grace-of-gotham
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*throws a piece of crumpled up paper at Alfred's head that reads ''miss you''*
"I only went in the bath, it's not like I was gone all day pup, oh...god did I need that...my back's just not what it used to be..." *screws paper back up to and tosses it back*
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Alfred: "hm...interesting"
Mun: "Are you looking at Ga-" *gets smacks in the face with a folder*
Alfred: "of course not, shut up"
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"Alfred, why are all your weird kids following me?"
Alfred can't help but chuckle. "Sorry pup, there just a bit protective is all, I am the only father and grandfather they've ever had, all these boys have lost their original families, are they bothering you, I can tell them to leave you alone, but they should know not to interfere if I have no given them reason too..."
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