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junespriince · 25 days

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Batfam plays monopoly

Jason: I hate you, so, so, fucking much.

Dick, winning: well, it's your own fault asking the guy who does this family finances since 8yo, plus I'm going easy on you.

Jason: you bought almost all of the properties, Dickface!

Dick: and yet you're only paying the bare minimum for landing on said properties, 5 bucks verses 300 is a Big difference.

Jason: ugh whatever, *turns to Bruce, who's struggling* and ain't you supposed to be better at this?

Bruce: I never done a single tax form in my life, Alfred and Dick did it.

Jason: explains a lot.

Bruce, landing on Dick's property again: how much?

Dick: 200.

Jason: why?

Dick: a 100 for his bullshit, and a 100 for missing Damian's art show at his school.

Bruce, sad meow meow: I deserve that.

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