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#hamish linklater#tommy altmann#the angriest man in brooklyn#mmmmmhm#the way i did a mf immediate rewind to cap this
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hi ignore me going through your jashipping posts i'm very normal <- lying
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ian with black hair ian with black hair ian with balackvhairianwithebaclhairnsckcndnwxkcndndcncndnskxskajsbebfngnvkdnsnfnjvjdnsnsmckcnsnsncjcndnskcjfnsnanajcjcndmskzmcdnns call me mickey im fucking salivating
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Coco narrating her life story and lime just looking at her like “What the fuck are you talking about?!”
LMAO!!!! mochi and lime whispering to each other
L: (who the fuck is she talking to)
M: (she's been through a lot, just give her a break please)
#coco off in her own world often#being like (fufufu...) in the corner and lime realizes why her and mochi get along#L: no wonder you made friends. shes almost as weird as you#M: does that make you a weirdo too?#L: no im here to balance you out#Pom: mmmmmhm
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Blame it on the hormones but I keep getting thirst traps on the other™ socials and each time I'm like "I should draw Gajeel like that"
Help
#maybe also Erza#nonbinary brain gets cishet man thirst trap - mmmmmhm buff woman??? for me???#fairy tail#gajeel redfox#erza scarlet#mavi is having thoughts again
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the idea that roman’s desperate need for love is the single drive behind all of his actions isn’t like, egregiously wrong to me, but i do wonder how many more posts like that i can tolerate seeing lol. to me it’s just like, well yes sure... but i think the interesting development to his character in these last two seasons is the literal acute agony roman is in when going towards his father OR away from him, how distressing he finds literally all of this. like returning to logan in last night’s episode i think was way more about how sitting at that table with his siblings felt so bad that he would have preferred anything else in that moment, certainly preferred returning to a situation where he feels bad in a different, more familiar way. in the last scene when logan starts trying to reel him in telling him he needs a “ruthless fuck” or whatever he literally winces and like reflexively moves to leave, to me his character rn is totally dominated by like... blindly moving towards whatever feels less terrible at any given moment, and i think “a single second free from terror” is a way more interesting thing that logan offers him than only seeing roman’s actions through his love for logan. the surety of being told i need you, i need you to do this, you are the kind of person who is meant to be used by me in this way, even though roman cognitively may not want that anymore, actually feels too good to turn away from. and i think that’s like an entirely different affective pathway than your objective, logical, cognitive evaluation of how you feel towards the people that hurt you and how much you love them
like “i need you” and his face literally clears, he finds so much immediate relief in the order of that statement!!! and i don’t think that’s just like, oh i love my dad and he said he needs me! it’s like, my dad needs me, and if that means i don’t have to feel like this for a single second longer:
then he’ll do anything. like, the source of your terror is also the one who can extinguish it
#it literally all feels bad trying to get out feels bad staying in feels bad going back to him feels bad going away feels bad#why not just put your life back into his hands and be free from choice!#the dissection of if the tone of his texts was warm or not was particularly mmmmmhm for me#succession
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Was listening to What I'm Made Of from Sonic Heroes and that made me think about Super Tails. And despite my extreme penchant for talking about Chaos stuff, it's very rare that I talk about my thoughts on Super Tails! I think I've made a single in-character post about Tails talking about it way long in the infancy of this blog, so I thought it'd be a prime time to make a proper headcanon post about it.
First of all, it is extremely rare that Tails gets to go super. Like, it has only happened once canonically. He's gone super alongside Sonic and Knuckles during the fight against Metal Overlord where every team of three had to come together to put an end to Neo Metal Sonic's growing power. (yes tails and knuckles went into their proper super forms, miss me with that weak ass super bubble trash).
The infrequency of Tails' Super Form showing up isn't due to a lack of need, it's just really taxing on the kid. Due to his lack of sensitivity to Chaos Energy, it's quite a difficult thing to reach, and even harder to hold onto, leaving him feeling drained both physically and mentally after the fact. The only reason he transformed for this occasion was because it was absolutely required. Without all of Team Heroes (team sonic is a dumb and egotistical name and was canonically retconned in an idw sonic free comic book day story comic teehee) giving it their all, the fight surely would've been lost.
Though, with the transformation, Tails' best qualities get turned up to one hundred. His intelligence grows into that of a supercomputer, giving him the ability to virtually predict the actions of those he's in combat against. He's out here literally doing the Jojo "Your next line is..." meme. Through the most minute tells, he can foresee the motions of his opponents before they've even processed what they're about to do next, allowing him to dodge and counterattack long before the enemy has even begun their action. He's ultra instinct dodging. grabs your face. the twelve-year-old is ultra instinct dodging.
But speaking of attacking, what of his physical strength? A Super Form boosts the body, not just the mind. And, well... admittedly, his physical strength still leaves a lot to be desired. He's not going to be the person stopping a laser with his bare hands or swinging a sword a thousand times the size of himself. He is strengthened certainly, but it's his endurance that is heightened to its utmost limit.
Chaos is power… Power enriched by the heart. Talls' overwhelming need to see the bad situation to its final conclusion is what gives him a titan's endurance. He may not be dishing out the most damage, but this fox will not fall. You can send him crashing through mountains, batter him against a cliff face, or attack him with an unending barrage of violence. Do what you will, he will not sink. And while Super Forms naturally grant invincibility, Tails' form has the capability of lasting far longer due to this indomitable trait.
Imagine, if you will, the in-game ring counter. Once it reaches 1, it simply stays there, refusing to drop to zero. So long as his friends are up and fighting, he will be by their side doing everything in his power to assist them. Before, without this power, he was but a glass cannon. The chance to be the stark opposite is the opportunity his Super Form provides.
Finally, to make up for his less-than-amazing attack strength, the consistency of Tails often needing help to do his best work remains true, even in this state. As yes, the Super Flickies he has around him in Sonic 3 & Knuckles are also here to help! With his expansive mind, he gains the ability to speak any and all languages in this state. He uses this to call upon flying creatures and imbue them with the smallest bit of his own energy so that they can attack alongside him. He's still not going to be hitting as hard as Sonic, Knuckles, Shadow, Silver, or... anyone who can transform... but something is better than nothing!
At the end of the transformation, Tails will find himself overwhelmingly tired and with a splitting migraine. The capability to hold so much more space in his mind disperses, but the thoughts themselves do not. At least, not immediately. He's often out of commission the very second the form ends, which is why it's so hard to knock him out of said form. Though sapping the Chaos Energy from him à la Eggman to Super Sonic at the beginning of Sonic Unleashed would still work...
#(HEADCANON.) ''Data results may vary.''#((uhhhhh maria from castlevania; bald bull from punch out; jojo's hermit purple; and the act of dodging of ultra instinct goku))#((that's super tails. smacks my lips. mmmmmhm. that checks out to me. for the twelve year old))#((drops this on the dash and walks away without a single word))
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He may not look it but this man right here is INCREDIBLY EASY to work up. You just have to know which buttons to push when.
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not watchinf the new season of loki show ☝️ mutuals who do… tell me if owen wilson obliterates that twink
#me.txt#📔#owen wilson#loki was mmmmmhm mid i was never a loki guy anyway but mobius good lord i had a crisis over him back in the day
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mmmmmmmm i wonder when did that happen..
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okay but desire is so hot
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Rewatching the resident evil show and just-
This man playing protective Dad wesker just 😮💨😮💨😮💨
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i loooooooveeeee my laptop she’s kinda shitty but she has a GREAT fuckin display & is speedy what else matters!
#i rant#the um. the lack of storage is the answer#and also the fact that she's a macair#but if i can keep her ticking for another four years that'd be swell#i was working on this hp pc with like. the crunchiest display & some things were just. illegible#like they were already pixelated & then the low rez on top of that. the retina display is just.. mmmmmhm#tech problemz
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Thinking about...
...long-term 'too comfortable' relationships with the JJK guys, when all the weird/gross/silly things creep in.
Pinning Gojo Satoru against a wall, having spotted an enormous pimple on his chin that you just have to get: "there's nothing wrong with m-- how dare you-- ow ow ow get off me--" "don't be such a melt, Satoru, keep still, that absolutely cannot stay on your face--"
Sitting on the toilet and chatting with Nanami Kento while he showers, and he wordlessly hands you a fresh toilet roll from the cabinet while he brushes his teeth; "thank you Kento" "mmmmmhm" and you continue chatting while you pee, leaving the bathroom door open. You forget to get off the toilet, so he brings you your tea there, while you continue to tell him about your day.
Laughing at Geto Suguru as he steps out of the bathroom after a bit of manscaping; "no no no-- go and get your razor, you're all patchy" "ah shit, really?" "yeah, you look like you've got a really bad gardener" "at least I try to trim the hedges..."
Plucking Fushiguro Toji's back hairs out one at a time; "OW-- dammit woman, stop doin' it like you hate me--" "--look, if you keep getting hairier, I'll just wax you instead, you're such a bear--" "--alright alright, I'll get your little witchy chin hair after--" "hey!"
Calling out to Okkotsu Yuuta while you're stuck on the toilet, blood over your hands and panties; "hey, Yuuta! Can you grab me some new underwear, and a pad?" "Sure!" Yuuta shuffles back to you, unfazed, as you hand him your bloodied panties to put in the laundry basket, "that bad, huh? You got enough stuff to last you?" "actually, I might need you to run to the shops..."
Creeping up behind Zenin Maki while she washes her bras in the sink, dropping a few of your own ones in, pressing a sloppy kiss to her cheek; "hey, hey, I'm not your washer woman" "yeah you are, such a beautiful washer woman" "psh...you're doing them next time"
Takuma Ino smiling as you curl on the sofa beside him in slummy old pyjamas full of holes (an ancient t-shirt of his, joggers you've had for at least ten years...), and you let out a fart; "sorry, sorry..." "don't be, I know you can do better than that" and Takuma lets one rip himself, sighing with relief.
Dropping your toothbrush down the toilet at Higuruma Hiromi's house; "ah, shit!" "oh, damn...just use mine" "eurgh, I'm not doing that!" "darling, be reasonable, I eat your pussy, we share much more--" "that's different--" "well by all means then, my love, enjoy your toilet toothbrush..."
Catching Todo Aoi taking a swig of milk out of the carton; "get a glass, jesus!" "whatever babe, it's just me and you here" "that is disgusting, unsanitary" "oh? I'll show you disgusting and unsanitary...c'mere"
When Kugisaki Nobara steps out of the bedroom, wearing your panties; "hey, they're my favourite!" "well they're my favourite too..." "yeah, on me! Get them off-- get back here--" and you dart after her, Nobara laughing as you try to pull your underwear off her, "help, help, I'm being assaulted!"
Catching Itadori Yuuji giving himself a scratch and sniff; "you absolute goblin-- go wash your hands!" Yuuji darts after you, laughing, his hand outstretched as you screech, ducking and running past him; "what, this hand? Come back baby! Where you goin'?"
Telling Fushiguro Megumi every single time you need to poop; "pause the movie! Gotta go poop," and he absolutely returns the favour, sitting on the toilet while you're taking a bath , "I'd wait...but I can't" "alright alright, just don't stink the place out" "I don't make promises I can't keep"
#jjk#jjk headcanons#kento nanami#kento nanami x you#jjk nanami#nanami fluff#higuruma hiromi#hiromi higuruma x reader#geto suguru x reader#suguru geto#suguru x reader#gojo satoru x reader#gojou satoru x reader#gojo satoru#toji fushiguro#toji x reader#toji x you#yuuta okkotsu x reader#yuuta okkotsu#yuuji x reader#itadori yuuji#itadori yuji x reader#maki zenin#maki zenin x reader#kugisaki nobara#nobara kugisaki#nobara kugisaki x reader#takuma ino x reader#takuma x reader#ino takuma fluff
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Joel Dealing with Preggo Wife as you're sitting in your little sofa chair, watching the TV with curious eyes and twiddling your toes propped up on the ottoman.
Joel just folding some clothes when suddenly you shout in a long drawn out yell:
"AAAAAAAUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Joel sits up quickly. "What what is it what's wrong??"
You clear your throat, "Nothing!" You peep, giving him too thumbs up and a chipper smile.
He gives you a curt look but then turns back to folding.
Then
"aaaaAAAAAAAAUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!" You screech with your hands clutching your belly and your face all screwed up in obvious pain.
"Honey! What's wrong??"
"Nothing!" You say again. Your face is so happy and smiley, as if there's not a hint of the woman just screaming bloody Mary 11 seconds ago. "Im gooooooood."
Joel doesn't even fully turn around when you open your mouth and wail,
"WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Joel stands over you with his hands on his hips as you take a deep breath when the ache passes through you again.
"Are you in pain?"
"No! No no noooooOooOooO baby I'm good! I'm soooooo good! A-okay superman!" You wink at him, drumping your hands on your thighs and swaying back and forth as if you were dancing to a tune.
Joel raises his eyebrow and watches you without blinking...and after a few moments your little reassuring smile starts to dissolve into wide eye horror, fingernails digging into the plush armrests next to you as another wave of pain freezes your body and overcomes you slowly, your mouth opening and voice carrying out your throat :
"aaaaaaaaaHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUIUIJJJJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"Mmmmmhm. Not in pain, right?" Joel says to his stubborn, stubborn, born-on-a-stub Wife.
You suck in rapid breaths of air, eyes squeezed to hold in the tears welling up as you shake your head at your husband like the worst liar known to man.
He purses his lips trying not to let out the giggle puffing through his chest.
"My brave brave stubborn girl." He kisses your forehead.
"M' not stubbor-- oooohhAOOOHHHHHHAAAAARHHHGGHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEERRRRTYYYHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAUUUUGGGHHHHHUUHUUHUUUHHH!!!!!!!
Joel kneels beside you with his hand on yours. "Deep breaths with me, babe."
You follow his suit and breathe in then force it out, in and out in and out, Letting out little grunts with the pangs in your belly. Your fingers grip his shoulder as you grit yoyr teeth "fucker-fuckin-fucking fuck fucker-"
"Okay, whatever you say, just breathe."
"Fuckin--ahhh! Stupid-stupid ugly beard fuck ughhh- ugh fuck--your nose is so cute mmm AH--yeah hate you fucker- sweet daddy I love y--FUCK!"
He just keeps nodding, urging you to breathe in and out with him as you let your wildly confusing pains.
He just knows his daughter is going to keep both of you on your toes.
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