FORBESCAROLINE'S 10K CELEBRATION TOP TEN RIVERDALE SHIPS (as voted by my followers) #5. FP Jones and Alice Smith I was tough as nails. But around FP... silly putty.

rejected riverdale fic ideas

sam and dean winchester hear about the gargoyle king and assume he must be supernatural and spend three weeks chasing a sentient teleporting pile of sticks around the woods before figuring out it's not actually teleporting there's just like 6 different people all concurrently wearing the costume and murdering people

the teen wolf gang take a vacation in riverdale and get trapped in the town's temporal vortex (personally I like to think of it as the timehole but many disagree) and have to figure out how to escape

chose your own adventure fic where you have to stop archie from becoming aware that he's in a fictional narrative and going on a murder spree (again)

jughead jones makes a deal with bill cipher and unleashes weirdmageddon and the gang have to defeat him

the gang discover FP made a deal with bill cipher and unleashed weirdmageddon years ago and that's why riverdale is Like That. no one defeats him, they figure out the mystery and then just go on with their lives because they're all used to it

betty cooper and hannibal lecter team up to fight the trashbag killer

instead of going to hell when he dies, dean winchester accidentally takes a wrong turn and ends up in the great big diner in the sky, riverdale's canonical afterlife, and cas has to figure out how to get him back before someone notices that he lost the michael sword

the same except it happens instead of going to purgatory rather than hell, and benny is the new line cook at pops. he's still a vampire. this is never explained.

instead of whitby, dracula lands in riverdale and the gang have to stop him lucy westernra-ing cheryl

betty the vampire slayer

a tokyo ghoul fusion where it's revealed that half the cast are man-eating monsters disguised as humans. surprisingly little changes except that they resolve the farm plotline by eating edgar evernever.

cheryl's parents are revealled to be hydra agents and they try to use the winter soldier to assassinate hiram lodge but the power of friendship and milkshakes restores bucky's memories

mystery inc investigate the gargoyle king and reveal him to be clifford blossom after a series of light-hearted slapstick chase scenes. the riverdale gang are fully aware that mystery inc are opperating on cartoon logic, and are deeply disturbed by this

instead of washington, warlock's parents move to riverdale, and aziraphale and crowly have to live there while they co-parent the antichrist. (they both notice that tabith is an angel but assume she is aware of this and are much too polite to mention it to her)

cheryl blossom joins the x-men

cheryl blossom joins the brotherhood of evil mutants

toni topaz is given the outsider's mark after empress cheryl is murdered and must rescue britta from the loyalist conspiracy

betty is recruited to the beareau of control

the doctor visits riverdale and reveals that it's actually one of the time war battlefields, hence the timehole, and the gang are all daleks, except reggie, who is a timelord

Cheryl's russian spy parents open a gateway to the upsidedown in the palladium mines under riverdale and unleash a demogorgon on the town

archie is superman and veronica is lex luthor and riverdale is smallville

the entire show is revealed to be evelyn evernever's dream, and also evelyn is confirmed to exst in the tommy westphall universe

what if riverdale but a harem anime

archie is bella swan and veronica and betty are edward and jacob.(jughead is alice. obviously).

stranger things except instead of the upsidedown the dimensional gateways open onto rivervale

just the show loki except instead of the junkyard people the tva pruned go to riverdale. richard e grant loki becomes the new principle at the high school

after archie becomes aware that he's in a fictional narrative, he gains the ability to enter the white space between comics pannels and joins the x-statix

jughead is revealed to be entirely in archie's head, ala fight club

inception fusion where archie and the gang have to go inside hiram's mind to convince him not to bulldoze riverdale to make way for more paladium mines

dilton doily moves to nightvale to work with carlos the scientist and finds to surprisingly peaceful

regency au where alice cooper has to find respectable husbands for betty polly and ethel before anyone finds out about her husband being a serial killer and they become socially ruined

the person who is my best friend and was fp has her bff already so i will always be on the back burner and i feel like trash. her bf is also such a dick. maybe it’s my hatred for men but he’s so condescending and just a know it all. like bro. shut up?? i don’t know. maybe i’ve hit the fp point where i’m starting to realize the flaws. it just feels like she doesn’t want me around when we actually hang out. i also notice she’s constantly texting someone when i’m there and i’m pretty sure it’s her actual bff. the last time i was there, they were just on their phones the whole time. yes, the power had gone out for 24 hours and they were able to use their phones again. but fuck dude. i felt like the elephant in the room. i upset them and their kids because i was upset so i feel like the biggest pos for even being upset in the first place. i should’ve just gone home but i still would’ve been a pos. they also live bout two hours from me and that’s a long trip home bc i’m just a bitch, ya know? so i sucked it up and ruined everyone’s day still in the process. i just don’t know what to do. besides my ex who i am completely obsessed with and still in love with, she’s the only person i talk to. and i feel like i’m nothing to her. i’ll never be her best friend, even if she’s mine. it radiates every relationship in my life. i will never be someone’s favorite or their number one. everyone already has a best friend or just their significant other. some have their parents, i was always the worst child and the disappointment to my mother so that’s out. i was my father’s favorite but he passed when i was six. i just want to be someone’s number one. i want that unconditional love. i want to be the person someone wants to tell about everything, all the good and the bad. i want their first thought to be “oooh i gotta tell alice about this”. and i’m not. i know people say you have to reach out to people, don’t always expect them to reach out to you. after not being able to drive for two years, i can finally see my friends, since none of them wanted to hang when i couldn’t drive for two years. i’ve seen all of them, most of them multiple times. all because i initiated it. if i don’t ask people to hang out, they don’t talk to me. if i don’t initiate every conversation, it doesn’t happen. except for one person. my ex girlfriend who i am completely in love with and obsessed with. i bought my own christmas gifts this year for my mother to wrap and give to me. the only other person who got me anything was my ex girlfriend. i’ll never be her number one bc of her daughter, but obviously that’s understandable. every time i feel like i’m losing someone, it always comes back to her. she’s the only person who’s truly made me comfortable. sitting here alone in the apartment where i live by myself, im not comfortable. but if she’s here, i’m at peace. she feels like home. i just wish she wanted me like i want her. she told me she loves me still and pretty much that she’d be with me besides the fact she knows how easily she switches and how easily she could hurt me. so she doesn’t want to put me through it again. so we stay friends and i at least get my safe person, even if it’s only when she has time. at least she calls me first. i just want to be able to keep someone in my life other than her. why doesn’t anyone love me like that? no one in my fucking family, birth family or adopted family, want anything to do with me. everyone around me makes me feel like i’m just their pity party. oh the poor girl with the seizure disorder and no friends or family. it’s the look on peoples faces when they talk to me or just the way they don’t talk to me. if i go to smoke with my neighbors, we smoke and they play on their phones or the game. we don’t talk. it’s like people can’t stand me if i open my mouth. i don’t like social media besides tumblr, and i feel rude sitting on my phone when i’m with people, so i don’t. i just sit there, quiet and uncomfortable, feeling like no one wants me there, and once again, like i am the elephant in the room.

i stg if someone hugged me right now, i’d just break and shatter into a million pieces. and then i’d crawl out of my skin for the simple fact someone touched me and was in my bubble.

i just want to be able to be happy being completely alone. but my heart longs for her. every person that makes me feel lonely is just another thing making me miss her more.

I get weak in a glance Isn't this what's called romance?

i think the reason why all the adults in riverdale are so goddamn weird is because they all knew each other in high school. can you imagine having to live with people who knew you during the most embarrassing time of your life? you go to your job and your coworker looks you in the eye and is like “hey frank remember in tenth grade when you had a dan and phil themed birthday party?” i would probably start a cult too.

all things will unwind, chapter 3

It starts with the library.

The Coopers report it on a clear, blue Sunday morning at the end of the summer, the news bolded across the headlines for people to drink with their morning coffee: the North and Southside libraries will close, effective immediately, and a new Riverdale Public Library will be built in its place, straddling the borders of their town. It’s the fledgling initiative of a new mayor, an effort to modernize the town, soothe the class divisions that have created fractures since a Blossom first tapped a maple tree.

“Who cares?” Alice asks when she finds out, squinting at the newspaper Hal hands her, a day before it officially goes to press. He sneaks her the early editions when he can, lets her correct them with a red pen and pass the corrections back, compares her notes with the final version that runs. F.P teases her for it whenever he sees it, the stacks of newspapers covered in her spiky handwriting and post-it notes, ink smudged from where she wrote down how she would phrase a certain detail instead.

Hal shrugs and takes another sip of his Orange Freeze, tucked into one side of a booth at Pop’s. “I guess a lot of people have strong associations with Northside Public Library,” he says. “Think it should be preserved as a historic landmark, or something.”

“That’s idiotic,” she says, laughing, thinking of Northside’s Library drafty hallways and abundant rodent problem. “People will be over it in a week.”

“Small town news, Al,” he replies mildly, dipping his fry in her strawberry milkshake and eating it in one crunch. “Even if people will be over it in a week, that’s enough for the front page.”

She sighs, considers the pettiness of small town gossip. “I hate it when you’re right,” she says after a moment, petulant, and Hal laughs at her, drops a kiss onto her hairline like he cannot help himself. Later, she will consider this as the last good moment, her last snatch at naivete.

or start from the beginning here

how you touch my soul from the outside; permeate my ego and my pride.

Skeet Ulrich + Madchen Amick in ‘Riverdale’

#I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR ALL MY LIFE!

235 FAVORITE SHIPS OF ALL TIME (ranked by my followers) 104. fp jones and alice smith - riverdale

Jughead: *bursting in* WHO ATE MY LEFTOVERS???

Charles: Who ate my sister’s ass?

Betty: O_O

Alice: ._.

FP: ._.

Jughead: Alright...

The History of Charles Smith.

A drunk Alice celebrating Fred’s 17th birthday

Taken by Mary

The Midnight Club And a group of misfits became unlikely friends…

Riverdale 3x04 Promo "The Midnight Club".

chapter fifty: american dreams + my liveblog (part 1)