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Omg guys I found a canceled episode of the mike rofanni show.
mike smarts is owned by me
mike rofanni is owned by @mercair
#deltarune#deltarune oc#deltarune au#bjbs deltarune#deltarune chapter three#Mike smarts#Mike rofanni
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Ey look I don’t got much time here. This is Mike smarts from the creative alliance and I was able to steal rooks phone, I don’t know how long till he notices it’s gone. But that isn’t important, I gotta get this message out beforSHIT ITS THE GAURDS HE FOUND ME PH FUCKING A OH GOD THEIR BEATING UP TED, NOT TED OH MY GO
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Can we agree that the "Thats two things" line from Mike was autistic as shit
#i love how William very clearly thinks he’s trying to play smart or something but. no he’s just like that#in general hes sooooo autistic. Same goes to Abby.#when aunt Jane noted how abbys meltdowns reminded her of mike I was cheering in my fucking seat#SO autism#fnaf movie#five nights at freddy's#Fnaf#five nights at Freddy’s movie#Mike Schmidt#can’t wait till this movie comes out anywhere that isn’t peacock. please I wanna watch it again but peacock doesn’t even have a free trial#also Just his general anti socialness??????? hello?#the way he just. walks off during the pharmacy scene#or the way he basically ignores max CANNOT be neurotypical#also with the former that his stand-offish nature is seen as rude#ALSO near the beginning of the movie where he tells his coworker about the dream theory-#-and he completely avoids eye contact and just fiddles with his Walkie-Talkie#like that cant be nt behavior
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"Can I...um...roll to run away?"
Judging by the chorusing round of sighs and disappointed head shakes from the kids, that was definitely not the right thing to say.
"We've nearly defeated Kyuss," Mike shouted, throwing his hands in the air and shooting Steve a severe glare.
"But all of you are passed out or paralyzed!" Steve shot back, gesturing around the table at the rest of the figurines which were lying on their backs.
"Yeah, but you're a tank! You could take out the monster with one more blow. Now we're going to have to do it all over again.”
But….wasn’t that the whole point? Doing this over and over again? Steve shot a helpless look at Eddie who just gave him his DM witchy grin and spread his hands open wide.
“You can change your mind, Sir Steven,” Eddie offered, “But be warned Kyuss is hungry for flesh,”
Steve hesitated, looking down and around the map.
“No…I don’t think I’m gonna.”
"God, you're so stupid sometimes, Steve," Dustin groaned, letting his head fall onto the table with a soft thunk as the rest of the party started yelling. Steve forced himself to smile, his cheeks flushing as his stomach did an uncomfortable flip flop. It was loud, it was hot, and Steve just wanted to go home.
"Stop it.”
Eddie voice cut through the rest of them. It wasn’t like he had spoken particularly loud, it was his tone. Severe, and brimming with uncharacteristic rage. Enough to make all of them quiet down and look at Eddie with wide eyes. Steve’s anxiety got even worse, and he was sure that Eddie was about to start yelling at him. Steve let his eyes slip down, shame making all the bones in his body ache.
"I'm sure all of you were strategic geniuses the first time you played, right? You never stumbled or needed a second to think about the right move to make?” Eddie practically snarled, throwing dirty looks at every one of the kids. Steve sucked in a breath and dared a glance up, not quite believing what he was seeing.
Eddie was defending him. Him. Steve. And he wasn’t done yet
“You all moan and grumble and fucking whine about how 'Steve never plays DnD with us', 'Steve won't even give it a chance', ‘He would see if he just played once’” Eddie said, raising his voice to a high pitched nasally yowl, “Of course he doesn't want to give it a chance, you are all being jerks.”
“Steve can handle it,” Max said with a roll of her eyes.
“Yeah he can,” Eddie agreed easily, sparing a quick glance over toward Steve, “but that doesn’t mean he should have to. Especially not from you all. You little nerds have never had to deal with this, because you’re always ahead of the rest, but take it from the guy who failed his senior year twice- Being called stupid your whole life hurts .”
Eddie let the final word ring out, not bothering to hide the pain that lived in those words. Steve had never really considered that Eddie might’ve heard the same things he did, cause Eddie was the smartest person Steve knew besides Dustin and maybe Will.
“From now on anyone calling anyone else stupid is getting 10 HP knocked off of their stats. Permanently. I don't want to hear that word. Got it?”
The kids all nodded, guilt weighing down their shoulders and lowering the mood. One by one they quietly apologized to Steve, Eddie nodding in satisfaction as they did.
Steve didn’t really know what to think. Eddie turned towards him, and Steve stiffened up, both worried and intrigued.
“You can roll to run away. That's actually probably the smartest thing you could do here, seeing as you're pretty much the only member of the party left standing.” Eddie said softly, giving Steve a gentle smile, “Still wanna do it?”
Steve nodded, ready to fight this battle another day.
#st#st drabble#steve harrington#stranger things hc#stranger things#stranger things drabble#Eddie munson#steddie#pre steddie#dustin henderson#mike wheeler#Steve harrington is smart#steddie Drabble#steddie ficlet#Liam writes#Liam loves his blorbos#Liam speaks up#Writing(withacapitalW)
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i’m OBSESSED with brat tamer! mike!!! chocolate lipstick had me SCREAMING
i know a lot of people hc him as submissive which yes we <3 submissive men but also just the thought of him being so out of control of his own life that taking control of you makes him feel secure. just like the thought of you whining and bratting when he’s so tired and exhausted and so the only feasible thing for him to do is put you back into your place.
i love mike schmidt
i melted while reading this bc you’re absolutely correct (*_ _)人
cw slight degradation
everything around mike is so out of his grasp, and when he met you he suddenly felt the urge to control. it’s mostly out of concern for your wellbeing, like he would do with his own sister. but even with abby, he couldn’t seem to keep up with her spontaneous behavior. then he realizes how easy you are to be bossed around, despite your cute little pouting and the insults you throw at him — he can shut you up in a matter of seconds.
adding to the chocolate lipstick lore, he’s just so exhausted doing his boring job. like doing laps around the mall periodically, getting asked such mundane questions like directions to particular stores, or even monitoring the security cameras with one eye open because nothing ever interesting happens. your recent recruitment alongside him made mike despise you because of how bratty you are, especially when he has to take your workload.
to cope, mike basically lectures you and calls you mean names. he harshly pinches your cheek when you’re spewing out curses when the monitors aren’t working. he calls you a “fucking idiot” when you manage to lose your walkie-talkie after he’s been calling you for the past ten minutes. he’s tired of your shit, but he really does love being mean to you. your expressive anger and whiny little voice just makes him look forward to going to work everyday.
#.purple rot#.chocolat#mean mikey >>>#anon ur so smart thank u#he has to be mean to someone i mean like c’mon >:(#mike schmidt x reader#mike schmidt#fnaf movie x reader#josh hutcherson
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More stranger things + incorrect text posts
#stranger things#mike wheeler#will byers#erica sinclair#vecna/henry/001#argyle#byler#Friendly reminder that Mike had science trophies and that sort of thing in his room in season 1 and also he's really smart
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wasteland baby, i’m in love, I’m in love with you
and i love too, that love soon might end,
be known in its aching, shown in the shaking,
lately of my wasteland, baby
day 1 of bylerween/ trapped in the upside down
inspired by @kidovna’s flicker gate byler artwork ✨
#bylerween2023#trapped in the UD#I recycled this byler kiss drawing from another one#if the byler kiss happens like this in s5 the duffer brothers should pay me a million pounds and all the stranger things merch in the world#they’re kissing on the sofa in mikes basement tee hee#call back to when they sat on that sofa in the crazy together scene. im so smart and sexy#flickergate#?!? could be cute and very symbolic#byler#will byers#mike wheeler#stranger things#stranger things art#mike wheeler art#byler art#will byers art
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this shit is so funny to me
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this mike gave up and decided to lie in the hole he dug himself into
#no im okay#just mike accepting what it is as long as el’s safe#no matter if he knows it isn’t true#no matter if he remains unhappy#thankfully el’s smart#elmike#byler#mike wheeler#will byers#stranger things
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Dustin is book smart, Lucas is socially smart, Will is emotionally smart and Mike is tactically smart and that is why they work together so well
#they are all incredibly intelligent in different ways but also dumbasses in others#will is also smart in different ways too but i think that fits him best#like he is pretty street smart too#stranger things#mike wheeler#will byers#lucas sinclair#dustin henderson
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MIKE SMARTS.
“MIKE SMARTS, wanted alive by the midnight crew. Reward: 1,000,000$ dark dollars.”
yeyeye redesign for mike, finally lets goooo!!
mike smarts is a darkener who Tenna despises a lot, he lives in the static seas city and is wanted by both the police and tennas crew. For what he did is a mystery.. but it does look like he did some awfully bad stuff towards these people.
he also uses fire magic too! Haha! I sure hope that isn’t forshadowing towards something horrible!
….. ya you all know what kris is gonna do.
#deltarune#deltarune oc#deltarune au#bjbs deltarune#deltarune predictions#deltarune chapter three#Mike smarts
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To all of you folks:
Opinion on lemonade?
tenna: lemonade? Why not just lemons?? You all are a bunch of cowards.
mike: ya sure I like lemons
elnina: I much prefer water instead actually!
lanino: I prefer hot milk, sorry!
chariel: lemonade is a nice drink for hot days.. so yes I would enjoy it.
Billy: … no. I hate lemonade.
hoppy: HEY KIDS!! Billy hates lemonade!!!
filmso: I’m not allowed to have lemonade actually, all I’m payed with is mangos. Yep I hate my job.
Mr. Rook: combustible lemon
raily: I DONT NEED ANY <<darn it!>> LEMONADE!! I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH <<adult soda>> IN MY SALOON!!!!! HAHAHOHO!
#bjbs deltarune#deltarune#deltarune chapter three#mr. rook#static seas#static studios#raily roundup#filmso#elinina and lanino#Billy and hoppy#Chariel#mike smarts#tenna deltarune
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Pac and Mike somehow figured out a way to get back into the Nether.
#Pactw#Mikethelink#QSMP#Tazercraft#Pac#Mike#LITERALLY INSANE I LOVE THEM#They're so smart#This was so insane CHAYANNE came to stop them#He had to rush to stop them so quickly he forgot to change skins and turn into Cucurucho#Clip via @Giovana63473445 on Twitter I just saw Mike posting about it and I was like ''Oh I've GOTTA share this''#I love Tazercraft but I can't watch them because A) Timezones#and B) They never have frickin subtitles on#SMH
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hm. something about how mike had proven time and time again that he is observant and intelligent and competent. that he's the party's unofficial leader. that he's come up with so many of the plans and schemes to fight the upside down and to save everyone etc etc. but y'all will still act like he's totally completely helpless, can't tie his own shoes let alone save the fucking world, just. totally and completely mischaracterize him for what? is it just because of s4? bc he wasn't useful to the supernatural plot for the majority of the season? bc you're stuck on "what finn wolfhard does with his eyes" and nothing else? bc finn said mike was clueless during s4? please enlighten me why do you take this intelligent boy and turn him into a helpless idiot i am begging for some explanation
#just regurgitating things everyone else has already said but. damn does it make me mad lol#just saying if mike had been in hawkins during s4....not saying they would have killed vecna bc i dont think they would have#but they would have had a hell of a lot more solid of a plan than the one they did have lol#mike is smart!! hes intelligent hes resourceful hes the planner!!! HES A DM THAT IS ALL PLANNING AND WRITING#mike wheeler#s.txt
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yall know i love my ronance content but a part of me is also really happy for nancy for finally having a platonic girl friend her age. i imagine ever since barb, shes had a lot of walls she had to put up, and maybe robin practically tearing it down and letting herself in is just what she needed and wanted, so nancy just.. let her. idk im looking forward to more of them in the next season. nancy deserves that
#byler#mike 🤝 nancy benefitting from having more women in their lives#also again tagging byler bc yall get it#byler tumblr#nancy#nancy wheeler#i mean think about it her only company was her two boyfriends her dad then her brother and a kind of neglectful mom#she must feel relieved to be able to confide in her.#hell i could even argue that its because of this fact alone that she wasnt jealous abt steve at all#she just didnt know how to take another friend again#we forget that nancy wasnt actually popular since steve. it was just her and barb and was basically like mike in a way shes smart#and kind of nerdy and potentially lonely with a very small circle. straight A student#so yeah i think she deserves this#and it must mean a lot to finally have someone who is a girl be her friend again#considering she always felt strongly against the patriarchy and how women are treated in general#so yeah it must be a treat to not be surrounded by men for once
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cringefail mike truther in that he is not always good at flirting On Purpose (but luckily will loves it anyway) and gets flustered easily and says the most out of pocket shit and cracks bad jokes to lighten the tension and has a train wreck of an internal monologue and is so well practiced at running mental gymnastics to avoid his issues that he could win gold at the olympics. NOT a cringefail mike truther in that he is bumbling and useless and incapable of holding a weapon without killing himself and screams like a little girl in the face of danger and is a total damsel in distress and, for some reason, wins every poll asking “who’s the worst at ___” even if it’s something he’s canonically good at
#like seriously#why does everyone think he’s the worst at everything#he’s smart he’s funny he’s resourceful he’s quick#reminds me of that pill asking who would die first after being stranded on an island#and mike was winning by so much#as if he has not been the reason every plan the party makes (+ extended party ofc) succeeded#and what happens the one week he’s not there? yeah. the fucking apocalypse#are we talking abt the same character here#the curse of the word cringefail i swear#it has gone too far#HE IS LITERALLY JUST#A NORMAL TEENAGE BOY#THESE ARE NORMAL TRAITS TO HAVE why does everyone make him out to be so incompetent at everything#mike wheeler#/astro posts
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