mfw I'm chad but I have psychological problems so I'm stuck here with all you dumb virgins

Y'know, one thing I feel that the incel and chad-vs-virgin and nordic gamer memes have put to bed is the notion that the difference between male bodies in Hollywood are "aspirational" while female bodies were for the male gaze.

Look at all those sad bastards thinking they'll never find love because they don't have a square jaw, let alone the ones with barely a chin! The screenshots of 4chan greentexts by dudes who got fuckin swole at the gym and found out that they're still awkward weirdos, just with big honkin' muscles! "mfw I'm a chad but I have mental problems so I'm stuck here with you virgins"! Andrew Tate's fans and the current iteration of the "manosphere"!

I'm not gonna say male privilege doesn't exist. It does. But pop culture will give you a fucked up idea of what is acceptable, let alone desirable, no matter who you are.

"mfw i'm a chad but Im mentally ill so I'm still stuck here with you virgins" is probably top 5 greentexts it never fails to make me laugh

you know that post that's like "mfw chad but I'm stuck here with all you because I'm mentally ill" I'm like the opposite of that. "mfw when mentally well but I'm stuck here with all of you because I'm a loser virgin"

mfw I'm chad but I have psychological problems so I'm stuck with you losers

mfw i am dumb virgin with psychological problems but i'm funny so i am stuck here with you chads

WoL: MFW I am Chad but I have Psychological Issues so I'm stuck in here with you virgins

Ardbert: I'm Psychological

Fray: And I'm Issues

It's funny how the more we look at it the more the Dastardlys are ACTUALLY seen as handsome or charismatic in universe, the Scoob! Movie didn't pull his new hot looks out of its ass (yes Velma and Daphne call him ugly but they are teen and he looks too much like a dad to Daphne and they hate him lol even Fred is still troubled after having found out he was the hot cop, "mixed feelings"). They have a decent success, even quite impressive in some admirers they could get

The fact Dick the 1st and Dick the 2nd got wives and got laid to have children aside (ESPECIALLY SINCE THAT MAGAZINE DID CONFIRM THAT YES HANNA BARBERA CHARACTERS DO HAVE A SEX LIFE THERE IS NO STORK), Dick the 1st has that milkmaid who was running after Zilly for a whole episode forget about him when seeing Dick and going after him after that, as if there was no doubt he DID have looks, . Dunno if it counts but let's add in the realistic Dastardly and Muttley comics where even if it is a very, VERY different continuity, that Zee has a secret crush on him too (now I wonder if normal Zilly does too). And indeed he doesn't look too bad with normal proportions even if once again he is not truely him and it's a different continuity

Now the fact that Treasure Hunt Dick is Dick the 1st or Dick the 2nd is up to people, but whoever it is (I personally make it Dick the 2nd before he got in the races and was a pilot like his dad first for Fender Bender and the long time old rivalry with Yogi from Yo Yogi), he manages to attract 2 Geishas as well as an opera singer. And even precises he doesn't kiss on the first date in another episode so he does have dates whoever it is. And if Dickie from Yo Yogi is just as ambiguous let's put him here, but it would be fun to imagine Roxie and him ever went somewhere but eh not canon

Anyway Dick the 2nd attracted the most of people, even we put the Treasure Hunt and Yo Yogi personas aside. He almost got married with a girl named Ophelia, and mentions he has an ex ladyfriend who used to call him pussycat (even if I HC it IS Ophelia), "an" ex lady friends so he does have more than once. He attracted an aligator even when she found out he was not an aligator, and we all found out yesterday that Penelope DOES fancy him in secret which means that HE managed to attract the most attractive girl in universe, and yet he doesn't seem to care lmao. In the comics a woman even says she loves his moustache, that must do all the magic (good tastes) And even when he is crossdressed he is being flirted with by 4 guys, so he must be handsome enough to be fuckable even by guys

So people just hate them only for a lack of fashion and for being jerkasses which is valid. But they are seemingly hot in universe

And it is apparent too with dick the 4th who must be even more attractive in universe since just like Scoob!Dick looks good and more proportionate to us !

And Desdemona, despite having a moustache Muttley DID date her for a moment (WHICH IS CREEPY TO KNOW HE FUCKED SOMEONE LOOKING LIKE HIS OWNER, WHAT DOES IT MEAN !?)

And then there is the case of Dick the 3rd. Always called ugly by everyone, rejected, slapped and pushed away, Penelope gags at the ideq of being with him and Agent Z says he disgusts her, and he has a huge virgin energy radiating out of him he probably never dated anyone. So why !? Well I would say his dumb fashion choices and haircut and moustache and his depression (and genes) making him older looking (he doesn't seem and act like a middle aged man ag all) and self conscious and non-confident at all no matter how much he denies it ; the show does point out in an episode that as soon as he acts confident and calm and classy with another clothing style he suddenly gains a lot of popularity and charisma, and he DOES look good in a suit, with sideburns and another haircut and sans a moustache all the times we see him with those thoughout the show. And given how Pandora seems to be flirty and how in a cancelled season 3 ep the Duchess gives up on Peter as soon as she sees Dick to run after him, it means that that guy is way too much of a loser on the outside and on the inside to use all his charismagic potential, but that if he did efforts and gain confidence he would have as much success as the others

In short, Dick the 3rd :

Dabi: I don't care about the League! I'm using them! I'm better than them!

Also Dabi: *literally always goes back to the League to hang even when there's no clear selfish motivation why and they're not even making any moves*

Missing them

when i start taking T and learn boxing its gonna be all over for men

Ariel es objetivamente el personaje más chad de los biopunks, vieron el post ese de ">mfw when I'm a chad but I'm stuck with you virgins" bueno ese es como un 20% de su personaje, podría pasar los fines de semana yendo al boliche y mirando el partido de Boquita, pero como es el que mejor arregla máquinas de PCR y computadoras en Buenos Aires (que no te saca un ojo), pasa sus fines de semana con una manga de nerds que discuten sobre la clasficación del taxón arcosauria, definiciones del marxismo y lore de Elder Scrolls

if you were following me on twt during my 4w5 era i'm genuinely so sorry. mfw i am chad but i was so mentally ill about a ln by fucking nisio isin

tonight is like.. I wanna go sit in the backyard and smoke with my friends but they're all in diff areas -__- mfw I'm a Chad but I live in butt fuck nowhere

> mfw i'm a chad but i have psychological problems so i am stuck here with you dumb virgins

*dabi voice* mfw I am chad but have psychological problems so I'm stuck in bnha with you dumb virgins