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My Familiar's Ghost AU Masterpost
A wwdits season 5 au by beansprean!
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Below are all the art posts in their relative order in the timeline (not necessarily in posting order). Those labeled in parts are considered "official" while others may be questionably canon lol.
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A curse in the house + movie poster (part 1)
Guillermo rants to Nadja (part 2)
Guillermo confronts Nandor (part 3)
Being embarrassing by yourself in your room
A summoning is attempted (part 4)
Nandor uses his brain
Reunion (part 5)
Laszlo’s Lament (part 6)
Guillermo gets teased
My chemical ghost
On a mission (part 7)
Unfinished business and energy lore
Guillermo recalls his invisible antics
Hypnotized! at the gas station (part 8)
Cool Guy Stu (part 9)
Dickheads
What are U Storing? (part 10)
Meanwhile back at the house (part 11)
Opening the coffin (part 12)
Not a plothole
Meanwhile back at the...Nadja what? (part 13)
He threw off his groove
All according to keikaku (part 14)
Ghosted by a ghost
Switches too (part 15)
The confrontation part one (part 16)
The confrontation part two (part 17)
The aftermath (part 18)
Commercial break (part 18.5?)
We are not the same (part 19)
Huh. That's not what I expected. (part 20)
The Guide > the guide (part 21)
She fucking told you
The Guide’s first 3 way (part 22)
Recap
Lazzo (part 23)
Return of the baby part one (part 24)
Return of the baby part two (part 25)
#1 Dad
Bear hugs (part 26)
Me legit shipping Colin and Stu
Hey haven't seen you since you staked me (part 27)
Tell nandor how you feel or draw 24
It's all ducked up now (part 28)
On his wall a tally of unfulfilled orgasms (part 29)
[rain sounds] [thunder sounds] (part 30)
La verdad (part 31)
La verdad parte dos (part 32)
La verdad parte tres (part 33)
Rug pull (part 34)
Wet & pathetic (part 35)
Might as well be rattling chains (part 36)
Consequences (part 37)
Sentimental (part 38)
Back to the start (part 39)
Dust and Virgins (part 40)
What's cooler than being cool (part 41)
Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright?! (part 42)
Run. (part 43)
Did he rehearse this on the way over (part 44)
Mark me down as scared and- (part 45)
And now you're gay (part 46)
The Touch (part 47)
¡Olé! (part 48)
Do you really want to make me cry (part 49)
The ritual of legitimacy (part 50)
She's been very busy
Very, very busy
Red means stop!! (part 51)
Grabby hands (part 52)
Whack whack whack (part 53)
You didn't want ME anymore (part 54)
No no let him finish (part 55)
Thinking of him (part 56)
Here's where it gets weird (part 57)
Bonded (part 58)
Los goosebumps (part 59)
Green means go (part 60)
Trick or treat (part 61)
Hello corporeality, nice to see you again (part 62)
Bad memory (part 63)
He hasn't gone soft he's gone hard
Get u a man who can kick your ass blind (part 64)
You're yes then you're no (part 65)
Fancy lad in the regular room (part 66)
Baby's first drink, sorta (part 67)
Sneaky sneaking (part 68)
The ghosts of your familiar (part 69😏)
Shoulda stopped on red (part 70)
I'm not crying there's just a JERK in my eye (part 71)
Colin Spaminson (part 72)
Get expositioned, idiot
Red and Blue (part 73)
#wwdits#my familiars ghost#mfg masterpost#nandermo#mlm#ghost Guillermo#vampire guillermo#shadowsart#guillermo de la cruz#nandor the relentless#laszlo cravensworth#nadja of antipaxos#colin robinson#nadja doll#wwdits the guide#wwdits stu#derek wwdits#lilith wwdits#what we do in the shadows fx#what we do in the shadows
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Jeremy Gilbert Imagine~Reader is the younger sister of Bonnie who Bonnie wants to stay out of the MFG to keep her safe. One day reader tags along with Jeremy on a hunt to prove she's useful but gets hurt.
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MAN choosing only 3 riders is hard BUT MFG with rins, albert and maverick ❤️😎 ily
ILY too 😳💖
fuck - albert because your masterposts (and THAT one image) made me so weak
marry - maverick ❤️
get drunk with - rins because he is such an amazing person and i want him to be my best friend?? albert move
fuck/marry/get drunk with
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c o mi ng so on
i have so many drafts i still haven’t finished and i wanna get the really big stuff (tm) done before the E3 show so aghhh
I have (in order of my drafts, so most recent to least recent):
1. my entire MoM breakdown now that we’ve gotten a bit more info about the game and its characters
2. Maliwan and Zer0, mostly a shitpost cause Katagawa seems to know Zer0 well and Zer0 seems sooo goddamn through with this man
3. the red Vault master post, even though I talk about it a lot I don’t think I’ve ever really made a full post about it alone so we’re gonna do that
4. looking back at the battleborn easter egg
5. comparing new footage of the temple/abandoned research base/monastery planet to ensure my ordered folders are correct. I’ve recently come upon the idea that the chest area with the skeleton may in fact be on the Maliwan/monastery planet.
6. uhh Angel returning? AKA why her actress/voice actress posted a picture of herself as Angel on twitter
7. Maya masterpost because again I talk about her a lot but never actually like sat down and did a post solely on her
8. the interview stuff! oh geez oh god oh fuck i gotta do these ASAP
9. my Sanctuary III full analysis. like why there’s a promethean citizen hanging out on board, if it’s an old Maliwan ship, and who exactly is the company that built it? (SUPAMAX MFG). I have a very barebones draft for this written up, no pictures and no actual analysis yet. we’ll get there
10. i had a zane theory floating around in my brain for quite a long time, dunno if im comfortable posting it since it’s kinda graphic in terms of abusive families/torture so I may not. Due to this theory tho, people on reddit have been helping me sift through the bl2 game files to find the cut audio content, so I may come back with a few new theories because of that :D
11. i've been working on a ~13 minute video of borderlands vines when im not theorycrafting. it’s very long and I’m about 7 minutes in so keep an eye out for that
so if u see me post something that’s not related to any of this then it was 100% spontaneous and feel free to yell at me to make me get back to the actual cruddy borderlands theories (tm) im supposed to be posting
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Ghost Memo, watching Nadja about to scrub a 273-year-old wool rug with a wet mop coated in bleach and guano: No no no no no
ANYWAY this is my official season 5 wishful thinking AU, it's not going to be a formal comic timeline like my other stuff but I’m a little obsessed with it! Anything about it will be tagged #MFG s5 au
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ID: 1a. The house, exterior, night. Lower third reading “vampire residence”. A speech bubble from within the house cries out, “Ay, fucking- Nadja!” 1b. Full body of Nadja slumped in a an armchair in her and Laszlo’s crypt, a magazine featuring scantily clad women laid open on her lap. The same voice comes from offscreen: “Nadja! You know the rules! You drink it, you clean it!” Nadja groans loudly, head tipping back against the back of the chair, arms and legs hanging limply toward the floor, and grumbles, “Bossy fucking pig-brain…” 1c. Shot from the main foyer of the house as Nadja descends the stairs. Nandor is in the fancy room in the background, talking to the camera with a boom mic positioned above his head. Nadja sticks her tongue out in his direction as she passes. Nandor is saying, “No, I do not miss Guillermo. He made his choices. But now we all must contribute to the household until we can find a replacement familiar.”
2a. Nadja stands in the hallway, straddling the rug with hands on her hips as she glares down at a large half-dry bloodstain on the rug. A mop in a bucket of dirty water sits beside her, and Nandor’s voice is filtering in from the hallway, continuing, “Of course I am looking! Just… no one has been quite right!” 2b. Close up on the bucket, filled to the brim with bloody muddy water, as Nadja lifts the equally gross mop out of it, grumbling, “Treating me like a fucking washerwoman… not even in a sexy way…” 2c. Nadja turns back towards the stain, mop in hand, and stares down in shock when the rug appears to now be perfectly clean. 2d. Nadja snarls and throws the filthy mop angrily down at the rug with a wet splat, screaming “Fucking witches!”
3a. Close up on Nandor back in the fancy room, doing his talking head. He grimaces and picks at his fingers nervously, glancing away as he says “My reading? Uhh… it has been going very well. I have opened so many books...” From offscreen, Nadja yells “Nandor!” 3b. Shot from Nandor’s other side, framing Nadja in the doorway to the foyer. On the wall to the left there is a painting of “The Girl With The Pearl Earring” starring Laszlo. Nadja glares at Nandor with hands on hips and asks angrily, “Nandor, did you send the witches tainted fucking semens?” Nandor leans forward in his chair to face her, the camera on him also swinging over to get her in the shot. He replies, offended, “Of course not, I make only the best semens and Colin Robinson delivered my glorious seed to the witches just last week!” Nadja fires back “Well, you bloody donkeys must have done something, because they have cursed the fucking house!” 3c. Close up on the doorway, Nandor suddenly standing up in the corner and echoing, “Cursed?!” in fear. Laszlo sidles up to Nadja’s side, asking, “Cursed how, my dulcet darling?” Arms crossed defiantly, Nadja replies, “A cleaning curse! This is the third time I have gone to clean and the mess has disappeared on its own!”
4a. Nandor and Nadja in profile, divided by the doorway with Nandor still standing in the fancy room and Nadja in the hall. Laszlo is leaning on the door frame facing the viewer, hands casually in his pockets. He glances up at Nandor with one eyebrow raised as Nandor, looking confused, and Nadja, looking defiant, stare each other down. 4b. Nandor raises his eyebrows and folds his hands outward, placatingly, replying, “Okay…?” Laszlo grins up at his wife and says, “Sounds like a bloody good curse to me!” Nadja unfolds her arms and chops them through the air, glaring at the ceiling in exasperation as she declares, “There’s no such thing as good curses!” 4c. Close up on Laszlo in the doorway as Colin Robinson suddenly pops in from the hall, leaning in close as he throws out, “Maybe we’ve got ghosts again!” Laszlo leans away from him slightly in surprise, smile dropping. 4d. Return to previous shot. Nadja turns toward Colin, throwing out her arms angrily as she asks, “Why would a ghost want to clean our house?!” Nandor rolls his eyes upward, throwing out his own arms as he echoes, “Why would witches?!” Colin just smiles indulgently, enjoying the chaos. Laszlo hunches his shoulders uncomfortably in the doorframe, frowning as he looks away toward the fancy room.
5a. Close up on Nandor puffing himself up with superiority, hands imperiously planted on his hips as he begins, “Nadja, if you do not want to do your part of the chores-“ Nadja interrupts from offscreen, “Oh, blow it out your loose, hairy arsehole, Nandor!” The camera and boom are in view behind Nandor, eagerly recording the scene. 5b. Back in profile, Nandor leaning toward Nadja and echoing “Loose?!” in an offended way. Nadja leans right back in his space, spitting angrily, “If you would stop dragging your big, stupid feet about finding a new familiar, I wouldn’t have any bloody chores!” Nandor stutters back, “I-I am still making inquiries; it’s an important decision!” Behind them, Colin is leaning comfortably on the side of the doorframe, hands laced together in front of him and smiling as his eyes glow purple behind his glasses. Laszlo has turned to leave the frame, walking into the fancy room.
6a. Shot of the foyer from the doorway as Nadja marches away across the hall, throwing her arms up angrily as she declares, “Oh, whatever! Don’t blame me when you wake up without your testicles!” The paintings in the foyer include a vampire version of “The Scream” and a version of “American Gothic” with Nadja and Laszlo. In the foreground, Nandor stares after her with a grimace, muttering, “Fucking girl…” Colin turns toward Nandor, smiling, and prompts, “Hey Nandor, tell me more about all the books you’ve been reading.” 6b. Nadja, now alone, slumps into a high-backed chair in the library with her arms crossed, pouting at nothing. Behind her is a dilapidated side table carrying a few unlit candles and an overturned goblet crusted with blood. There are a few canvases tucked behind Nadja’s chair including one that appears to be a version of “The Creation of Adam” with Laszlo as Adam and Nadja as God, surrounded by bats.
7a. Close up on Nadja’s face in profile as she snarls and mutters to herself, “Stupid bloody men, never fucking listening to me…” 7b. Repeat of previous panel. Nadja’s eye widen in shock, mouth snapping tightly closed as a voice offscreen replies, “Tell me about it.”
8a. Bird’s eye view of Nadja sitting up in her chair with mouth agape, hands gripping the arms, and staring upward toward the ceiling. The edge of a familiar face is in the foreground, glowing with a bluish-green light. Nadja calls out instinctively, “What?!” 8b. Nadja repeats “What?!” even louder as we see what she sees: Guillermo, glowing bluish green, floating near the ceiling and absently cleaning a large portrait on the wall with a rag and unlabeled spray bottle. He is wearing the same sweater from the season 4 finale. Ghost Guillermo looks over his shoulder to meet Nadja’s eyes, surprised. 8c. Overlapping close ups of Guillermo and Nadja as he turns toward her fully, eyes wide and flushed with excitement as he cries, “Wait…Nadja, you can see me?!” Nadja stares back at him mutely in horror. In the bottom right corner is text reading “to be continued…?”
9. In the style of a movie poster. Ghost Guillermo, wearing that same sweater and a ghostly tail instead of legs, takes up the center of the frame, glowing in hues of blue, green, and purple. He has a feather duster held up in one hand and is holding the forefinger of the other to his open lips in a shushing gesture. Behind him in the top right is the vampire residence at a low dramatic angle, red door glowing angrily as light night strikes the sky beyond. Just below is a bust of Derek in his work clothes, looking up at Ghost Guillermo with a nervous smile. In the top left is a bust of Vampire Guillermo, wearing a red waistcoat and no glasses, scowling over his shoulder at his ghost self. Behind him, a silver crucifix with a broken chain floats past. At the bottom, Nadja, Laszlo, Colin Robinson, and Nandor stand waist-up in a row looking up at Ghost Guillermo. Nadja is grinning in excitement, Laszlo looks something between bored and concerned, Colin looks uncertain, and Nandor looks distraught and worried, wringing his hands together. The tagline is written in ghostly blue: “moving out… doesn’t mean moving on!”, and the title is listed at the bottom in dripping red font: “My Familiar’s Ghost”. At the bottom further text reads “coming October 2022” and “created by beansprean”. /end ID
#WWDITS#nandermo#nadja of antipaxos#nandor the relentless#guillermo de la cruz#ghost Guillermo#vampire Guillermo#laszlo cravensworth#colin robinson#mlm#blood tw#what we do in the shadows fx#what we do in the shadows#my familiars ghost#my art#fanart#image described
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Wait- can Ghost!Guillermo possess his little doll like how Nadja's ghost does?
He could interact with the Nandor doll 👀
….how stupid am I AND Guillermo that we didn’t even think of that fjfjdjdj. But consider he would rather spend eternity in purgatory than get caught like this
MFG AU Masterpost
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ID: 1a. Close up on the Guillermo doll, possessed by ghost Guillermo, standing and holding a limp Nandor doll by the hands. He dances a few steps, speaking aloud for Nandor: “Oh Guillermo, I’m sorry I waited so long - you’re going to be the best vampire ever!” 1b. There is a creak offscreen and Guillermo doll startles, dropping Nandor doll.
2a. Zoom out, Guillermo doll flops down onto the table next to Nandor doll just as the real Nandor steps into the room, wringing his hs and together as he eyes the dolls. 2b. Nandor cradles the Guillermo doll in both hands and looks frantically side to side to check if anyone is watching.
3a. Quickly, Nandor holds the Guillermo doll up to his cheek and squeezes it in a tight hug. The Guillermo doll, still possessed by actual Guillermo, turns bright red. 3b. After Nandor departs, leaving the Guillermo doll laying where he found it, ghost Guillermo bursts out of the doll and floats up, red-faced and thrusting both fists triumphantly in the air as he emits a silent shriek. /end ID
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Nandor after MFG part 4 lol
Alternatively:
Nandor: I already knew this too because I am such a good friend.
My Familiar's Ghost AU Masterpost
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ID: 1. Nandor standing, thinking hard with one hand on his hip and the other tapping his chin. Behind him is a panel from My Familiar's Ghost part 4 with Colin Robinson listing Guillermo's secrets before getting beaned in the face by a crystal ball: "plus the hole in the cage, the vampire hunter group, the boyfriend, and of course his big fat cru-" Nandor thinks to himself, "Big fat cru..? Cru... Cru..." 2. Nandor lifts his head up in shock, concluding, "Big fat...crucifix!!" 3. Nandor turns to point accusingly at Colin Robinson walking past and shouts, "In your face, Colin Robinson! I already knew that!"
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Bonus: close up on Nandor's revelatory face from panel 2, with the dialogue crudely scribbled over so it now reads "Big fat...COCK!" /end ID
#wwdits#nandermo#ghost guillermo#mlm#nandor the relentless#what we do in the shadows fx#what we do in the shadows#my art#fanart#image described#my familiars ghost
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Sucks that you've gotten flagged, friend. Since your posts aren't showing up under their tags (which I follow so I can check for updates every day) are you going to update ao3 every time you post? Or is patreon best for you?
sigh, BIG idk. i'm not even just under a normal flag like my blog is INACCESSIBLE even if you have your privacy settings on low. Queening the Pawn will continue to update as usual on Tuesdays and Thursdays, around 2pm EST this week and next. then it's done and can be posted on AO3! I can also make the patreon posts public as they get released here and will be working on moving the MFG comic to AO3 as well (but its gonna take me a WHILE to get it all lol).
What I recommend - bc I believe my posts still show up in your likes - is to keep my pinned post on your radar. The link here is from my main so you can access it. you can save it in your likes or however you wish. whenever a comic is updated, the masterposts will be updated as well - i may have to again use reblogs from my main rather than the base post. as long as none of the posts get flagged again, you should still be able to see them from there or if they cross your dash. i will probably not be posting too much until this gets resolved - bc 75% of yall wont even see it uuugghhh - but i can also add post links to my pinned post as a way to update anyone checking it. i will also be reblogging anything I post to my main @beandump, so you can follow me there if you can stand all the other garbage i rb. maybe i need a temp secondary to rb to?? lmk what yall think about that bc idk if it will be helpful at all if not everyone is aware of it.
reblogging my stuff when you see it is a great way to help! for those who can contribute monetarily, there is also my patreon which should continue to get updates as normal. no pressure on that one, obvs, but yeah. Hope everyone sticks with me thru this!
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