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“Sí, este es una aureola real. Pero no del tipo católico, más es para deidades de músculo.”
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Damn that himbomaker story was hot, wish I could chat with that bot too!
You’re in luck! The next time you turn on your computer, it stays stubbornly stuck on a page you’ve never seen before. After a moment, a message loads in.
Himbo_mkr: Lookin’ big, bro! You been bulking lately?
You pat your ample belly. Whoever this guy is, he’s right. Not that you’ve been lifting much, but that doesn’t matter when there’s food to be eaten. You love jiggling your hot belly.
Himbo_mkr: Yeah, I bet all that eating’s gotten you some MASSIVE gains, you probably sweat like a pig all day.
You chuckle, flexing one thick arm as you bounce your belly with the other. It’s true, you’ve been packing on the poundage, and it’s really paid off in your training. You’re definitely the strongest guy at the gym, even if it means you sweat through every shirt you own.
Himbo_mkr: A big hairy Mexican guy like you probably spends every day happily cooking a big dinner for all your bros.
Yeah! You grin. You’re kind of a big dumbass, but you love to cook big meals for all your big bro friends. Hope they’re okay with a little of your manly Mexican sweat in their dinner.
Himbo_mkr: And they definitely all love giving you your dinner under the table, right?
Oh, definitely. You get a load out of all your friends while they eat. Sometimes they even spitroast you! It’s the highlight of your day.
Want to chat with the Himbo Maker? He loves to twist your words, so be careful what you're asking for.
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Kal Shirtcut Meme Updated
Staved off some depression a couple weeks ago by cleaning up some old Kal drawings from the shirtcut meme.
Enjoy this big dummy and his tiddies, I guess
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