You gotta excuse his 1920's ass, he's still learning slangs

we go just right.

Guys

They built him a whole new radio tower to come home to. They knew his dramatic ass was just off licking his wounds.

Charlie: We should have a nice room ready for Alastor when he gets back!

Lucifer: Ughh, fine. Just put it on the opposite end from me

Road help.

It's 2023 and this joke is still somehow even funnier than ever.

i dont know who needs to hear this but you do not need to go on a diet. you do not need to lose weight as a new year revolution. you do not need to feel shame for gaining any weight over the holidays and for enjoying yourself and the food. you do not need to tolerate diet talk after setting a boundary and if someone cant respect that then theyre being the asshole. you already have a summer body. you already are hot. theres no moral failure or shame in being fat

after hearing "simply having a wonderful christmas time" by paul mccartney 74 times while working in retail, I came to the conclusion that they shot the wrong beatle

I love the first season of atla

If a fella makes a nebula right in front of you, how are you not gonna pine after him for 6000 years?

I had a vision

Pls reblog :3 <33

Nervous Reunion

Bonus:

ah yes, even at 12 percy still messes with frank in spirit.

Good Omens 2 was like reading a 100k fanfic in the middle of the night that you realize was left unfinished and last updated 5 years ago, and you are left alone with this earth-shattering cliffhanger

me lately once again