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sscoutregimentss · 3 years

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LUV for eren? thank youuuu

so i have actually already done L and U, but i'll add on a drabble/extra hcs as a treat edit: added a read more

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Eren is a good dad. 100% a DILF

I see him wanting to adopt kids, considering his childhood and how that was how he found his dearest, closest friends.

He gets along with all his kid's friends, so everyone knows that the Jaeger household is the place to go for hang outs. He has a tendency to project the positive parts of his upbringing onto his kids, and since his friends were so important to him growing up, he wants to make sure his children have that same support system. Yeah, he wants to be in the know about his kids lives, but there's some things parents just don't understand. Does not help that he's incredibly good looking, even as he gets older.

Super supportive of his kids interests. Sports? Let's go practice! Academics? What's the quadratic formula? Gaming? Teach me how to play! Performing arts? At every single recital. He also doesn't mind if they change their minds constantly about what they do. They're kids, so it's good to have many interest while they still have the chance to feel things out.

Can be strict when he wants to be, though. Doesn't mess around with the safety of his kids and their friends. Tries his absolute hardest not to get angry at his children despite his temper and he really only does when it comes to their safety. But he was wayyyy more reckless when he was their age (and lacked parental supervision) so he tries his best to just keep them out of trouble instead of having to scold them when they do. I touched on him being a good apologizer in a different post and that's still true in the case of his kids. Always apologizes if he raises his voice at them, no matter what happens.

Also he is one of those dads that loves embarrassing their kids with PDA. He will wrap his arms around you from the back and pepper you with kisses while you're making dinner in front of your angsty 13 year old just to hear a "UGH DAD YOU'RE SO GROSS"

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

"(Name)," Mikasa calls, lightly jogging over to your seat the coffee shop Eren works part time in. You knew he didn't work that day, but you've gotten kind of used to studying in the seat closest to the barista counter, even if Eren isn't throwing cheesy pickup lines at you or ranting about a professor. "Have you seen Eren today?"

You shake your head no, raising an eyebrow at her distressed expression. She was one of the most caring people you've ever met, but her cool façade rarely broke, making your own concern skyrocket.

"Is he okay?" You ask, pulling out your phone to check for any messages left by your boyfriend.

The dark haired girl sigh, pushing her bangs out of her face as her short hair moves along to match the shaking of her head. "He does this every year, on the exact same day. Just... disappears and comes back like nothing happened. I hoped at least this year he'd stay with you... but..."

You bite your lip in concern, letting Mikasa know you'll call her if anything turns up.

to: eren 💌

from: My Sunshine ☀️

can you call or text me asap? just let me know you're alive please a simple "hello" will suffice

you don't have to shut everyone out like this

i love you through it all. the good, the bad, and the ugly, you dummy. nothing could change that.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Mmm, mildly. He doesn't wear makeup, but he takes good care of his skin (which is just naturally flawless anyways...), makes sure his clothes fit him well, keeps his combed and moisturized, and generally doesn't leave the house feeling very dissatisfied with his appearance.

On that makeup note, once he used an eyelash curler, either yours or Historia's and he was just. blown away. He already has naturally long, dark, curly lashes, he just thinks he looks really nice with the extra help of the curler. Too lazy to invest in doing it daily, though.

Keeps up with his physique because he's an athlete, but also because he just likes how he looks in tight tops and shirtless. Eren is one of those hot guys that knows that he's hot, he just doesn't really care that he's hot. Unlike Reiner, who just is insecure in how he looks, and Jean, who knows that he's sexy and flaunts it, he just... knows. He only really cares for your opinion.

No set clothing aesthetic that he makes himself stick to, just wears well fitting and neatly pressed clothes. Mainly black or dark basics. Keeps some jewelry if he wants to elevate an outfit. But his usual top, pants, shoes, maybe some earrings and a necklace if it's fancy. Doesn't get complicated with layering like Armin does.

I like to think he has a few piercings and tattoos, simply because he likes how they look. Not like a full sleeve because he is still a broke college student, but a couple tattoos on his arms and two or three piercings on his ears, plus a tongue piercing? I am down bad for him. I'd say his tattoos are pretty meaningful. Eren does everything he does, from choosing his major to eating cereal, with purpose. Even if it's dumb it has his heart and soul behind it. At least, that's what he says when he explains why he is going to put hot dog wieners in Jean's parents lawn.

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hermannsthumb · 5 years

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Hi! it's me again, the person who named their cat after Newton. Just wanted to share a thing that happened today I let him out and like 20 min later an older gentleman calls me to say that my dumbass of a kitten had followed him home. I had to drive over there to get him (he was fine btw, the man was really nice and even gave him some food). But like, newmann au where Hermanns cat runs away and attractive stranger Newt takes care of the kitten until Hermann comes to get him.

Anonymous said: i hc that 1 of many reasons hermann loves cats is bc they're like tiny lil mathematicians!! calculating angles n trajectory before they jump, evaluating the way things move etc. no-kaiju au hermann has 2 clever cats n finds out that newt loves cats too, so they kind of hook on to that as a small talk prompt so they don't kill each other. but one day herms has to drop smth off @ newts n finds out his cat is The Most Stupid Orange Boy Ever bc like what did he expect. ofc he loves them both anyway.

i loved both of these messages so much and i love newt and hermann and cats so im....making a little ficlet combining the two (with some stretching of the anon message)...this is SO hallmark channel original its atrocious

Hermann’s never been the type for pets, not even when he was a child. Nor has he ever been the type for caring for really any living thing. He’s not the nurturing type. He had a small terrarium with a turtle as a child (a birthday gift from a relative who’s long dead at this point) and kept a houseplant for a month (a housewarming gift from an overenthusiastic neighbor in the flat next door), but his sister claimed ownership of the turtle when he went off for university and he hasn’t seen it since, and the plant quickly withered and died from lack of natural sunlight.

But the winter months always hit Hermann the hardest (seasonal depression compounded on top of regular depression compounded on top of Hermann’s semi-self-inflicted aching loneliness), and moving across an ocean and even further away from everything he knows is hardly helping, which is why his new therapist suggested he get a pet. An emotional support pet, he thinks they’re called. Something for Hermann to look after and have as his companion so he doesn’t spend every moment he’s not lecturing at the nearby university staring out his bedroom window at the ice and the frost and the snow and contemplating his own existence and the aforementioned aching loneliness.

So Hermann got a cat. It was either that, or try to make friends, and he’s never been good at making friends either.

It’s a nice little cat, a small grey-and-white tabby, and Hermann took a shine to it immediately at the local humane society when it peered through the cage at him with big brown eyes and mewed. If Hermann were another man, he might say he took a shine to it because it was cute.

It’s a clever cat, and fairly easy to co-habitat with, too. Hermann feeds it twice a day (morning, before lecturing, and evening, after lecturing) and buys it a scratching post and toys so it doesn’t ruin his furniture. In return, the little cat sometimes curls up on his lap as he grades assignments and on the great empty space in Hermann’s bed every night when Hermann lays down to sleep. Often it will lick Hermann’s hand, as if it’s trying to groom him, or present its plush mouse toys to Hermann as gifts in return for a head scratch. Hermann’s rather fond of it, to his immense surprise. He thinks it’s fond of him.

It’s why he’s near frantic now. He had his front door propped open for a single moment--just long enough to balance his cane with his grocery bags--and his cat took the chance and bolted past him down the hallway. By the time Hermann gathered his bearings and tore after it, it was completely gone. No way of telling where it may be, whether it ran up or down the staircase, whether it ducked into the elevator with another renter, whether it’s even still in the complex.

Hermann didn’t even name the bloody thing yet. How is he supposed to call for it?

He heats up a miserable dinner of leftover pasta and considers what to do next. His cat hasn’t a name, but it does have a collar with Hermann’s cellular number and name on it (suggested by the humane society, and Hermann, ever paranoid, was all too happy to go along with it). If someone finds his cat, they’ll surely call him. He hopes.

There are no phone calls through dinner. Hermann is too worried to grade the stack of assignments cluttering up his kitchen table and spends the evening staring out the window at the ice, and the frost, and the snow...

His cell phone rings; Hermann answers it immediately. “Hello?” he says.

“Uh, Hermann Gottlieb?” someone says.

“Yes,” Hermann says. “Yes, that’s me. Hello.”

“I think I found your cat.”

Newton, as the man on the other end of the phone introduces himself, lives a mere two floors below Hermann (Hermann is out the door and in the elevator before he’s even hung up) and found Hermann’s cat wandering the ground floor when he came home from work. Also at Hermann’s university, to Hermann’s surprise, but biology. (Newton is very talkative; he learns a lot aout him very, very quickly.) He hadn’t even meant to take it home, he explains, it just sort of...followed him.

“Maybe he smelled my cat on me,” he laughs, once he’s shown a still-frantic Hermann into his flat. It’s messy and a little cramped, with coffee mugs and open textbooks and half-finished crochet projects strewn about, movie posters and anatomical diagrams and sketches of plants plastered up all over the (lime green) walls. Messy and cramped, and somehow immensely, and strangely, appealing.

Newton himself is strangely appealing, too. He’s about Hermann’s age, short and scruffy, with tattoos and pierced ears and thick glasses, but he smiles brilliantly at Hermann, touches his shoulder and back companionably as he steers him into his sitting room, has a loud laugh that makes Hermann feel warm and pleasant.

(Newton, Hermann admits to himself, is also cute.)

“This your little guy?” Newton says, picking up Hermann’s cat from his dingy couch. He scratches behind its ears, and it starts purring and nuzzling Newton’s chest immediately.

It is, indeed, Hermann’s grey and white tabby cat. “That’s him,” Hermann sighs. “I really am sorry about this.”

Newton smiles. “It’s fine, dude. He and my cat were chilling.” He nods back to the couch, where a fat orange and white cat is chewing on one of the tassels of Newton’s pillows. Hermann almost hadn’t seen it. “He’s such a dumbass,” Newton says, looking at the fat cat fondly, and then turns his smile on Hermann again. “Anyway, wanna stay for a bit?”

Hermann blinks in mild bewilderment. “Stay?” he says.

Newton has not stopped scratching Hermann’s cat behind the ears. “I just made a pot of coffee,” he says. “I have beer, too. Or,” he starts talking faster, clearly embarrassed, “you can just go if you want, obviously, sorry, you don’t have to--”

“I’d like coffee,” Hermann says. “If you wouldn’t mind.”

“Ha! Cool!” Newton says. “Lemme--” He thrusts Hermann’s cat back at him. “Get comfortable. I’ll be right back. Half and half? Sugar? Coffee, I mean, how do you want it?”

“Black,” Hermann says, holding his purring cat with one hand. “No sugar.”

Newton shoots him two thumbs up and scurries off into his kitchen, and Hermann eases himself down onto the sofa next to the fat orange cat. “What an odd little man,” he says to it. It blinks at him, then continues chewing on the pillow happily.

Hermann can’t seem to stop smiling. He catches sight of the window (nearly obscured by gaudy curtains and window gel clings that are five holidays out of season), and--for the first time in weeks--can’t seem to bring himself to care about the dreary grey winter, either.

Hermann leaves Newton’s flat two hours later, warm, happy, his cat tucked under his arm and Newton’s cell phone number (signed with a long string of x’s and o’s) tucked into his shirt pocket, a dinner date looming on his horizon.

(He moves in with Newton a year later.)

#newmann #maria's fanfiction tag #brought to u by my winter depression and my fat orange cat sitting next to me as i type #intellectualpencil

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swampstaff · 7 years

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Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end, choose 10-25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

What was your:

last beverage: Melk.

last phone call: an awkward talk with my dad.

last text: a text asking the name of the cheap grocery store that my cousin showed me.

last song you listened to: Black Rock Shooter

last time you cried: yesterday over a Momma CQ inspired chapter of a book.

Have you ever:

Dated someone twice: nope.

been cheated on: nope.

kissed someone and regretted it: no

lost someone special: yes.

been depressed: yes.

been drunk and threw up: nope. I won’t drink anymore after one cup, and that’s only ever fruity wine.

list four favorite colors: lavender, prussian blue, alizarin crimson, and black.

last year have you:

made a new friend: yes.

fallen out of love: yes.

laughed until you cried: yup.

met someone who changed you: yes.

found out who your true friends are: yes.

found out someone was talking about you: I don’t think so...

general:

how many internet friends do you know in real life: At least four, because I went to school with them or met them because of a friend.

do you have any pets: 2 cats named Hanabusa and Lizzy, and 2 dogs named Yugi and Lava

do you want to change your name: sometimes. I’m not fond of the name Destiny.

What did you do for your last birthday: OMG, I MADE AND DECORATED MY OWN BIRTHDAY CAKE! THAT’S MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE THING ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY!!!

what time did you wake up today: 5:05am

what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping

name something you CANNOT wait for: the day that I can make enough money to be able to travel wherever I want. Most likely Japan, but I would love to visit internet friends if I wasn’t imposing on them.

last time you saw your mother: right now.

what is the one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish that I could communicate what I’m trying to say better. Alot of the times, I feel like I come off as rude or inconsiderate when I just want to help someone.

what are you listening to right now? Static that is on the other end of mom’s phone because the talkative one that stays on the phone for hours on end doesn’t have anything to say.

have you ever talked to a person named tom: very briefly

what’s getting on your nerves right now: mom talking on the phone with the speaker on when it doesn’t need to be on. (but I won’t say anything, even though it is super annoying and rude that she does it. Plus she’s talking to the one person that has a migrane inducing voice)

most visited webpage: um, that’s probably a tie between tumblr and youtube

zodiac sign: Aquarius

he or she: she

elementary: HCS (Howardsville Christian)

highschool: HCS

College: SMC

hair color: dark brown

long or short: short, about shoulder length

height: 5′3″

do you have a crush on someone: no

piercings: ear lobes

tattoos: no

righty or lefty: righty

firsts:

first surgery: never had one

first piercing: my ears

first best friend: Noelle

first sport you joined: soccer

first vacation: LA, California

right now:

eating: spicy cheetos

drinking: nothing

I’m about to: go to my room to get rid of at least some of the noise that mom is not trying to keep to herself on the phone (sorry, this is my pet peeve. have told her not to do it before, she doesn’t listen unless I tell her I have a migrane)

waiting for: phone call to end

your future:

want kids: maybe someday, idk. I may adopt when I feel ready

get married: I don’t know. It would be nice, but I don’t think I’d do well with a partner. I tend to want to do things on my own, usually accidentally shutting people out. I don’t want that for whoever I may marry. They deserve better.

career: I would like to become a manga artist, but I’ll settle for other art related jobs.

which is better:

lips or eyes: eyes

hugs or kisses: hugs

shorter or taller: taller

older or younger: younger

romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous

nice stomach or nice arms: nice arms

sensitive or loud: sensitive

hook-up or relationship: relationship

troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant most of the time.....unless you’re a friend I feel comfortable with, then I tease and everything else

have you ever:

kissed a stranger: no

drank hard liquor: sipped and disliked

lost glasses/contacts: yes. And panicked because I’m blind as a bat without them.

sex on first date: no, and I never will. I’ll save that for when I’m sure that’s who I want, and they are sure that I am who they want. In other words, I’m waiting ‘til marriage for that, if I ever do get married.

broken someone’s heart: unfortunately, yes. I wish that things not working out the way we hoped hadn’t hurt him at all. If I could, I’d take his pain away so he didn’t have to hurt.

arrested: good heavens, no! I think I’d go into full blown panic attack mode!

turned someone down: yup. A boy that was being kinda creepy and stalkerish in elementary. I don’t regret that. He legitimately creeped me out!

cried when someone died: yes

fallen for a friend: I don’t think so

do you believe in:

yourself: to an extent

miracles: yes

love at first sight: For others, yes. For me, no. I have to get to know someone before I get to love

heaven: yes

Santa Claus: no

kiss on the first date: I don’t know. maybe if we’ve seen eachother alot and hug out together before the date.

angels: yes

I wrote down these questions before hand and found that there were only 80 questions. So, here’s 12 more random facts:

My eyes are brown

My favorite animals are snakes and lizards

I live in a swampy area

My favorite mythological creature is the dragon

My favorite book series is Leven Thumps

My favorite Undertale AU is Flowerfell

I like to write a bit, but my books are either private or most of the time not finished. (Hopefully after Animatale is finished, I can post it!)

My favorite anime is Fairy Tail, followed closely by Hetalia

I’m an American

If there’s a type of art that you suggest to me, I’ll most likely try it out. (unless it’s too expensive)

When I was younger, my favorite things to do were climb trees and collect Hot Wheels cars (or any other brand)

I’m a multishipper and a yaoi shipper (spiritshipping being one of my absolute favs)

@noellethepastelhobbit you are the one who tagged me!!!

The others that I’ll tag are (and you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to): @enderandest, @missladytale, @twinklephoenix, @crystal9999999, @lavender-sans, @the-holiday-viruses, @missadventuresofshaylah, @tetsuma, and @lixthenala.

This was basically done just for fun. And as I was writing this: YES! MOM FINALLY GOT OFF HER PHONE! THANK HEAVENS! MY HEADACHE WAS COMING ON FAST!!!

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