#mate2priit
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here iit ii2 the 2ong youve all been waitiing for.
congratulatiion2 we diid iit.
we cliimbed that mountain and diid a 2iick piirouette off the handle of my priide.
lyriic2 beelow the cut. cover art by candyGroove.
Sollux - Aradia - Feferi - E̲r̲i̲d̲a̲n̲
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iif ii wa2 your mate2priit
iid never let you go
we dont need no 2pace 2hiit
two make that body glow
loo2en up your bra2 girl2
and get up on the flow
boondollar2 iin my claw2 that
iid really liike two blow
2wag, 2wag, 2wag on you
headcanon bout my diick?
lemme tell you that iit2 true
do a double take, yeah, baby ii got two
that mean2 one of them for
FF and one of them for you
(2wag)
id like t0 be everything y0u want
)(-EY SOL! Let me talk to you!
iif ii wa2 your mate2priit,
iid never let you go
yeah iid get the biitche2,
hiighe2t blood two low
cyberiing on trollian,
puttiing on a 2how
iif ii wa2 your mate2prit,
iid never let you go
iid never let you go
tell me bout your feeling2
2itting on a pile
2oon iill get you 2quealing
and make iit worth your whiile
yeah, ii dont mean to boa2t
but feferii liike2 the view
AA ha2 been a gho2t once
but now 2hell be my boo
m̲a̲t̲e̲s̲p̲r̲i̲t̲, m̲a̲t̲e̲s̲p̲r̲i̲t̲! g̲o̲d̲ i̲ w̲w̲a̲n̲t̲ a̲ m̲a̲t̲e̲s̲p̲r̲i̲t̲!
eriidan, what the fuck are you doiing here?
i̲ j̲u̲s̲t̲ n̲e̲e̲d̲ t̲o̲ b̲e̲ L̲O̲V̲V̲E̲D̲
you piiece of 2hiit get out of my 2ong!
y̲o̲u̲ s̲a̲i̲d̲ t̲h̲o̲n̲g̲
(2waggiie)
id like t0 be everything y0u want
)(-EY SOL! Let me talk to you!
iif ii wa2 your mate2priit,
iid never let you go
yeah iid get the biitche2,
hiighe2t blood two low
cyberiing on trollian,
puttiing on a 2how
iif ii wa2 your mate2prit,
iid never let you go
iid never let you go
y0u kn0w y0ure my w0rld
y0u g0t all i need s0l
spend a week 0n the sun,
ill be calling y0u my matesprit
If I was your girl,
I'd never leave you, Sol!
I just want to LOV-E
and treat you RIGHT!
iif ii wa2 your mate2priit,
iid never let you go
yeah iid get the biitche2,
hiighe2t blood two low (highest bl00d t0 l0w)
cyberiing on trollian,
puttiing on a 2how
iif ii wa2 your mate2prit,
iid never let you go
iid never let you go
na na na
na na na
na na na
iif ii wa2 your mate2prit
#broadway sollux#sollux captor#homestuck#broadway homestuck#broadwaystuck#sollux#mate2priit#2ollux.txt#2ong2#twofoldAnnihilation#anticipatedAffliction#convivialChameleon#cantankerousAxolotl#((aradia feferi and eridan did SUCH a good job in this im so happy to be part of such a talented team!))
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2wag 2wag 2wag on you headcanon bout my diick lemme tell you that iit2 true
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AA♡
#my mate2priit#ii wa2 mate2priit2 wiith FF two#sprite edit#homestuck sprite edit#homestuck fictive#sollux fictive#sollux captor fictive#mii22 her
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oh 2ure two clear up any mii2under2tandiing2, av and ii are friiend2 who had benefiit2.
#2weep2 ago.#ii am commiitted two a mate2priit now.#a2 2tated before 2ure ii dont have a kii2me2ii2 but we would al2o diie iif that wa2 on the table for real.
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gosh diddly darn it dave was kidsbop broadway karkat
#i dont know if gfdi dave was broadway karkat. i feel like any hs parody of a song counts right#were people really listening to it though. does it matter#i didnt know about it until it was a meme or whatever but i also never listened to a lot of popular hs songs#ave maryam. and stuff#but i did like mate2priite so obviously my priorities were straight#but then!! i wouldve probably liked gfdi dave if it was relevent!!!#whatever#simons spouting
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CC: If you could pail one troll in all of reefcorded )(istory, w)(o would you c)(oose?
TA: my old mate2priit who diied from a FLARP-ba2ed cycle of revenge a 2weep ago. the ultiimate down2iide two fiindiing “the one” ii2 2he may diie young and leave you wantiing.
CT: D-> I also choose this guy’s dead matesprit
#submission#source: reddit#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#feferi peixes#sollux captor#equius zahhak#aradia megido#arasol#solradia#mod terezi#ok i'll hand the L to equius that was legitimately funny
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Hii can ii get matchiing mate2priit/Kii2me2ii2 erii2ol iicon2 wiith a 2ort of dark theme
iit2 for my partner and me. iim a 2ollux fiictive, he’2 an Eriidan fiictiive
she kis on my me til i sis
#requests open#homestuck#icon#pfp#homestuck icon#sollux captor#sollux captor icon#eridan ampora#eridan ampora icon#matesprit#matespritship#kismesis#kismesistude
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le2biian ++ mate2priit ro2emary!!
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ON TH3 F1RST D4Y OF TW3LFTH P3D1GR33 MY M4T3SPR1T G4V3 TO M3 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33 H3H3H3H3 >:]
on the 2econd day of twelfth pediigree my mate2priit gave two me two 2et2 of 2taiir2 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33 H4H4H4
:33 < on the third day of twelfth pedigr33 my matesprit gave to me thr33 sharp claws! two 2et2 of 2taiir2 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33
on t)(e fourt)( day of twelt)( pedigree my matesprit gave to me FOUR CUTTL---EFISH! thr33 sharp claws! two 2et2 of 2taiir2 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33
ON THE FIFTH DAY OF TWELTH PEDIGREE MY MATESPRIT GAVE TO ME FIVE FUCKASSES!!!! four CUTTL---EFISH! thr33 sharp claws! two 2et2 of 2taiir2 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33
On The Sixth Day Of Twelfth Pedigree My Matesprit Gave To Me Six Revving Chainsaws FIVE FUCKASSES!!!! four CUTTL---EFISH! meow meow meow! two 2et2 of 2taiir2 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33
oN, tHE SEVENTH DAY OF TWELFTH PEDIGREE, mY MATESPRIT GAVE TO ME, uH, sEVEN PARAPLEGICS, Six Revving Chainsaws FIVE FUCKASSES!!!! four CUTTL---EFISH! thr33 sharp claws! two 2et2 of 2taiir2 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33
On the 8th day of twelfth pedigree, my m8sprit g8ve to me 8 spiders spinning sEVEN PARAPLEGICS, Six Revving Chainsaws FIVE FUCKASSES!!!! glub glub glub glub! thr33 sharp claws! two 2et2 of 2taiir2 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33
oN tHe NiNtH dAy Of TwElFtH pEdIgReE mY mAtEsPrIt GaVe To Me NiNe CaNs Of FaYgO, 8 spiders spinning sEVEN PARAPLEGICS, Six Revving Chainsaws FIVE FUCKASSES!!!! four CUTTL---EFISH! thr33 sharp claws! two 2et2 of 2taiir2 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33
on the tenth day of twwelfth pedigree my matesprit gavve to me ten empty buckets NiNe CaNs Of FaYgO, 8 spiders spinning sEVEN PARAPLEGICS, Six Revving Chainsaws CAN WE STOP YET??? four CUTTL---EFISH! thr33 sharp claws! two 2et2 of 2taiir2 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33
0n the eleventh day 0f twelfth pedigree my matesprit fave to me eleven fr0gs a-leaping ten empty buckets NiNe CaNs Of FaYgO, 8 spiders spinning sEVEN PARAPLEGICS, Six Revving Chainsaws TEREZI, YOU SUCK four CUTTL---EFISH! thr33 sharp claws! two 2et2 of 2taiir2 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33
D--> On the twelfth day of twelfth pedigree my matesprit fave to me twelve rippling h00fbeasts eleven fr0gs a-leaping (ww-ww a-wwuh wwaaaaaahhhhhhh hEy MaN yOu OkAy? Eridan, oh my god!!!!!!!! uH, wHATS GOING ON,, I've Got This SHUT THE FUCK UP oh my glub... thank you kanaya!! 2erve2s an a22hole riight) 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33
FUCK YOU GUYS!
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Hope my kii2me2ii2/mate2priite ha2 a miinor iinconveniience tomorrow
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ii’ve come two make an announcement: eriidan ampora'2 a biitch a22 mother fucker. he killed my fuckiing matespriit. that’2 riight, he took hii2 2eadweller fuckiin' fake wand out and he fiired at my fuckiing matespriit, and he 2aiid hii2 bulge wa2 thii2 biig. and ii 2aiid “that’2 dii2gu2tiing!” 2o ii’m makiing a callout po2t on kk's memo: "eriidan ampora, you got a 2mall bulge, iit’2 the 2iize of kk'2 horn2 except way 2maller." and gue22 what, here’2 what my bulge look2 liike: pffffffffgjt. that’2 riight baby. all poiint, no quiill2, no piillow2, look at that iit look2 like two paiir2 of ball2 and bong2. he kiilled my mate2priit 2o gue22 what, ii’m gonna fuck alterniia. that2 riight thii2 ii2 what you get, my 2uper lazer pii22. except ii’m not gonna pii22 on alterniia, ii’m gonna go hiigher. ii’m pii22iing on deeeerse! how do you liike that, empre22? ii pii22ed on derse, you iidiiot! you have twenty-three hour2 before the pii22 d r o p l e t 2 hiit the fuckiing planet, now get out of my fuckiing 2iight before ii pii22 on you two!
#homestuck#sollux captor#eridan ampora#venlapost#siigh is this literally anythign#complete nonsequitor but i.didn't wanna replace piss with a beam attack that's lame
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sollux with a violent s/o that really only gets along with a small group of friends who are also quite violent (yes, this is self indulgent i hope you dont mind)
SOLLUX WITH A VIOLENT S/O (safe!)
Sollux isn't a very aggressive guy. Like, sure, he has a mouth on him, but that's about all you can expect from him. He's all bark and no bite, you know? So he gets a little taken aback with your violence, but as long as it's not him getting in the middle of anything, he actually finds it kind of amusing. If you're okay with it, he usually jokes about getting you to go out and fight people for him. Mostly directed at KK.
"iif you dont 2top, ju2t waiit tiil my mate2priit get2 here. oh yeah." And he just reuses that. Like. All the time. Eventually, though, people kind of catch on that nothing will actually happen... probably. Doesn't stop him, though.
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Erisolsprite, Fefetasprite
Act 6, page 5746
ERISOLSPRITE: 2o uh...
ERISOLSPRITE: hey there unholy combiinatiion of nepeta and feferii.
ERISOLSPRITE: howwvve you been?
ERISOLSPRITE: wwoww that wwa2 a dumb que2tiion iim 2orry.
ERISOLSPRITE: thii2 ii2 pretty awwkwward ii2nt iit.
FEFETASPRITE: 3833 < 38\
ERISOLSPRITE: wwhat wwa2 that?
ERISOLSPRITE: FUCK ii cant hear a goddamn thiing wwiith the2e FLIIPPIIN IIDIIOT2 doiin theiir candy giiggle rampage.
ERISOLSPRITE: can barely evven hear my owwn wword2 ovver thii2 2hriill diin of hiideou2 piink.
ERISOLSPRITE: dont a2k me wwhy ii thiink iit 2ound2 piink iit JU2T DOE2 ok?
FEFETASPRITE: 38?? < 38?
ERISOLSPRITE: anywway ii gue22 iivve been wwantiing twwo 2ay.
ERISOLSPRITE: part of me ii2 2orry for kiilliing part of you.
ERISOLSPRITE: ii mean that not a2 the part a me that u2ed twwo be your mate2priit cau2e OBVVIIOU2LY that part wwa2nt re2pon2iible for that 2curriilou2 2hiit.
ERISOLSPRITE: but the part of me that u2ed twwo be moraiil2 wwiith part a you.
ERISOLSPRITE: and wwhereiin nepeta ii2 ju2t kiind of a wweiirdly unrelated by2tander iin thii2 wwhole me22?
ERISOLSPRITE: 2o ii gue22 the wwhole me ii2 2orry twwo nepeta for havviin twwo put up wwiith thii2 2hiitty lovve triiangle fallout.
ERISOLSPRITE: AUGH thii2 ii2 ab2olutely the 2HIITTIIE2T apology 2iituatiion ii can evven FUCKIING fathom.
ERISOLSPRITE: cant evven get 2ome legiitiimate feeliin2 of remor2e off my che2t cau2e the che2t ha2 contradiictory feeliin2 a twwo people and the reciipiient ii2 the amalgamatiion of the wwronged party and 2omebody wwho could not giivve a bloody 2hiittiing FUCK about any a thii2.
ERISOLSPRITE: nevver miind thii2 reconciiliiatiion ha2 been an ab2olute dii2a2ter.
ERISOLSPRITE: can wwe at lea2t come twwo term2 on a 2ound poliicy of 'fuck gamzee'?
ERISOLSPRITE: cau2e all iim 2ayiin ii2 ba2iically.
ERISOLSPRITE: ju2t.
ERISOLSPRITE: fuck that guy.
FEFETASPRITE: 38)) < 38)
#homestuck#erisolsprite#fefetasprite#homestuck act 6#page 5746#homestuck act 6 act 5#homestuck act 6 act 5 act 2
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L mod lanque. more mate2priit po2tiing -galactiicCollectiive (🔴♊️🔵)
CC: people’s quads should not be publicised, they are deeply personal information! any relationship(s) i may be in are not the business of millions of strangers who use the internet, and the same should apply for others. have none of you heard of online privacy?!
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hey, guy2, iit'2 me. the cooler 2ollux and ii'm joiined by my mate2priite aa.
hello!
and toniight we're gonna be playiing luiigii'2 man2iion. now ii know nothiing about the mariio franchii2e hone2tly. aa do you know anythiing?
apparently it was a big thing back on earth? i don't know. none of the human players i've talked to seemed all that into it.
really all we know goiing iin ii2 that there'2 a guy named luiigii wiith a man2iion.
and ghosts. that's really the only reason i'm here.
and gho2t2. a2 an expert iin that fiield ii hope they liive up two your 2tandard2.
how would they? they're dead.
pft. god. let'2 ju2t get 2tarted before you really get on a roll.
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hey, remember the hit 2012 Sollux Captor original, "mate2priit"? Remember what you did?
ii thiink you mean the 2023 2ollux captor hiit, "mate2priit v2.0".
ehehe.
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