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well, we cleared the fiir2t... area, ii gue22 they're called 2o ii thiink we 2hould 2top there for today.
frankly, I'm enjoying this a lot. not as dark as I'd have hoped but I don't really think Mario works that way.
you say after watchiing me beat a human iinfant iinto submiissiion. a2 for my take... yeah, it'2 fun. next tiime psii wiill probably be contiinuiing hiis outla2t playthough 2o untiil then, this is 2ol and aa 2iigniing off.
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okay when ii 2aiid bo22 fiight wiith a baby thii2 ii2 really not what ii wa2 expectiing.
well what were you expecting with that setup?
chiild abu2e mo2tly.
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local man abduct2 chiild wiith vacuum. yeah, that'2 weiird enough to be 2omethiing that would happen to me.
now you're just giving Paradox Space ideas.
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2omehow ii feel the proce22 of phy2iically cru2hiing gho2t2 iinto paiintiing2 2hould be a lot more horriifyiing than thii2.
you're right. at least throw in some crunching sounds game!
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okay, so portaiit gho2t2 are puzzle bo22e2. got it. though ii'm not 2ure you can call them bo22e2 iif they don't attack you.
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a hu2band and wiife? are we ju2t kiidnappiing a normal human famiily to turn them iinto paiintiing2?
that sounds morbid... i like it!
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the game ii2 beiing weiirdly omiinou2 about me fiightiing a baby... ii2 the bo22 fiight ju2t a baby? ii2 luiigii the real bad guy here?
i hope so. that'd be a delightfully morbid turn!
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what the hell? are there bonus ghost2 in thii2 game?
and their a reskin of the default ghost. now that's just not trying really. 2/10. banana ghosts are fun though. 7/10. hold on to your shtick. even in death.
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2o, how do these guy2 just magiically reactiivate all liights in theiir viisciiniity?
how does a vacuum contain ghosts?
touche.
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you know, game, iit'2 a biit hard to get iimmer2ed iif E Gadd keeps iinterruptiing me.
it's still the tutorial area, calm down. besides, he's just calling to let you know there's a biss fight coming up, so at least you know you're getting to a stopping point.
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gog, what ii2 iit wiith gho2t and fiire?
it's easier to appreciate when it doesn't risk melting your flesh.
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ii've gotta say that was a lot of buiild up for three gho2t2. hell, ii'm pretty 2ure the buiild up wa2 longer than the actual fiight.
hey, you'd be dramatic too if you were dead.
aa, when you were a gho2t you liiterally felt no emotiion.
but i was dramatic right?
....yeah, you were.
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well, we're finally gettiing a look at the enemy variiety.
eh. just a standard bedsheet ghost but bigger. 4/10. get more creative with it.
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huh. well, you got this gameplay style down pat already, don't you.
iit'2 that gamer in2tiinct. do you want to viisiit the gallery before we head out?
nah. i want to see some ghost hunting action!
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ju2t to 2how you guy2 how completely unfamiiliiar ii am wiith mariio, ii genuiinely can't tell iif that growth ii2 hii2 hat or hii2 head.
i'm not doing much better. i vaguely recognize the name peach but really i'm drawing a blank here.
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oh, ok. 2o thii2 ii2 our 2ave 2y2tem. that 2eem2 liike a good place to 2top. thii2 ha2 been-
oh, no you don't mister. i want to see some ghost hunting action you're gonna deliver!
eugh. fiine.
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2o the man2iion ii2n't luiigii'2. well, 2hit, what do ii owe you aa?
you have to pay for the stove.
ah, dammiit.
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2o mariio ii2 luiigii'2 brother then?
you... didn't know that?
look, you 2pend tiime wiith human2 and you barely know anythiing about thii2 franchii2e, what am ii 2upposed to know?
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well, now that we've reached the gameplay part of thiis viideo game, how do you want to play thiis? do you want to swiitch iin at all or not?
you can play all you want. i'm just here to banter.
faiir enough.
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alright, a bit better. the orange is a weird pick but i can appreciate a classic bedsheet ghost. 6/10.
that'2 not the only bed2heet gho2t you appreciiate~
my ranking for that can wait until after the stream.
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quite the powerful ghost too. strong enough to knock that child across the room with one punch.
oh, ii see. when a gho2t punche2 a chiild acro22 the room it'2 iimpre22iive but when ii do iit you tell me to 2top piicking on kk.
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okay, so that's not a child, but some kind of scientist.
what kiind of chiild diid you thiink would u2e the word "po2tha2te"?
jake english.
poiint taken.
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ii'm not 2ure what'2 wor2e, the fact that thii2 guy need2 a map two fiind hii2 giiant man2iion or the fact that he 2omehow wound up iin the wrong place anyway2.
unless it's not his. maybe he was invited?
well pardon me iif ii expect a game called luiigii'2 man2iion two be about a man2iion luiigii own2.
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hone2tly, ii'd be terriifiied two iif ii were luiigii. unattended liit candle2 are a real 2afety hazard.
nothing's unattended in a haunted house.
ii2 that way you let the 2tove catch fiire last night?
i like fire. also i'm not a ghost anymore.
gho2t. godde22. 2ame difference.
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boooooooo. laaaame. big orange blob ghosts are so uninspired, unoriginal, and uninteresting. 0/10.
e2peciially when iit'2 beiing helpful and giiviing you a key.
see? i wouldn't be a very scary ghost if i warned you about the stove.
you're 2till payiing for it.
Aww.
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hey, guy2, iit'2 me. the cooler 2ollux and ii'm joiined by my mate2priite aa.
hello!
and toniight we're gonna be playiing luiigii'2 man2iion. now ii know nothiing about the mariio franchii2e hone2tly. aa do you know anythiing?
apparently it was a big thing back on earth? i don't know. none of the human players i've talked to seemed all that into it.
really all we know goiing iin ii2 that there'2 a guy named luiigii wiith a man2iion.
and ghosts. that's really the only reason i'm here.
and gho2t2. a2 an expert iin that fiield ii hope they liive up two your 2tandard2.
how would they? they're dead.
pft. god. let'2 ju2t get 2tarted before you really get on a roll.
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ju2t a head2 up, my giirlfriiend and ii wiill be playiing luiigii'2 man2iion later today 2o 2tiick around for that.
MOST PEOPLE PLAY WITH THEIR RIGHT HAND, SOLLUX. YOU DON'T HAVE 2 ANNOUNCE IT.
fuck off, older me, you're ju2t mad that you don't have a polycule.
SO THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL IT.
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GREETINGS HUMANS AND MONSTERS ALIKE! IT IS I, THE LEGENDARY MONSTER AMBASSADOR AND FORMER ROYAL GUARDSMAN PAPYRUS! AND THIS IS MY BROTHER SANS.
sup.
AS PART OF MY DUTIES TO BOTH HUMAN AND MONSTER KIND, HE AND I WILL BE REACTING TO VARIOUS FORMS OF HUMAN MEDIA!
especially video games. because, y'know, it's in the name.
PLEASE ASK US ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE!
Scheduled Projects:
Papyrus watches Invincible
Sans and Papyrus play inFAMOUS
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I think I'm going to stop things here. To summarize, we are Miles Upshur, some sort of investigator out to expose the Murkoff Corporation for morally shady things. To this end, we break into a mental hospital where we get thrown through a wall by a big ogre thing named Walker. Now we need to access a security room so we can get the hell out of here, but I somehow doubt it'll be that easy.
I'm enjoying it so far. Life on Alternia has left me pretty desensitized to gore, but it has a nice atmosphere and I'm looking forward to seeing where it's heading. Until next time, Psii out.
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Is Walker that big ogre thing running out ripping people's heads off? That seems to be a point in favor of "human" at least.
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The message of this game is that corporations can do whatever the fuck they want to the marginalized and powerless because society doesn't give a shit about them, isn't it? This document alone would get Signless to write a fucking essay on the subject. I'd almost tell him to play it if the gore wouldn't turn him off.
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You might get clown vibes from alot of horror games
Good. It means humans have a good survival instinct.
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What happened to these people? Aside from the ogre guy all the patients here seem more terrified and traumatized then dangerous. What the hell was Murkoff doing to these guys?
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I'm not going to jump just because you gave this guy a scare cord, game. I'm more concerned about what he's running away from than anything.
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I can appreciate Miles as a protagonist, he reminds me of Signless when he's particularly fed up with somebody's shit.
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...I don't like how everyone on Earth bleeds the same color Sign does. I really don't.
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Yeah, definitely getting clown vibes from allllllll of this.
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Again, corporations are a very foreign concept to me, but from what I can tell Murkoff somehow weaponized the legal system to screw the original owners of this place out of their property.
...Are corporations just the human equivalent of highbloods? Because that's more and more the vibe I'm getting.
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