Happier Days: What Christian Cage Took Away From Us When He Beaned Jungle Boy With A Chair And Started Blackmailing Luchasaurus After Feeding Him Marko
So it’s perfectly fine for Marko Stunt (and even guys like Darby, Jack Perry, most of the luchadors, etc) to wrestle the rest of the men’s roster (and pull off crazy moves on them!), and even have a singles match against Lance Archer, but it would just be absurd and upsetting for any of the women to fight the men? Am I getting that right? That’s what we’re saying here?
Fuck everyone from the past to today who has body shamed wrestlers and made them self conscious about their look. Wrestlers with a lovely amount of squish are heaven sent and the fact that (especially in the 90s!!!) I have to listen to wrestlers talk about being encouraged to wrestle with their shirts on because everyone in management told them "nO oNe wAnTs tO sEe tHaT"
Bullshit!
I want to see that! I fucking LOVE that!! I love my boys with tummies and booba! I love my ladies with meaty thighs and squishy hips!