(OOC: textpost madness abt maimi and other stuff)
Maimi: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.
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Maimi: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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Maimi: You often use humor to deflect trauma
her parents: Thank you
Maimi: I didn't say that was a good thing
her parents: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Her parents: How petty can you get?
Maimi: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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her Mom, talking to Maimi on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Maimi: You bet!
her Mom: At what temperature?
Maimi: 535.
her Mom: That's the clock.
Maimi:
her Mom:
Maimi: 536.
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Maimi: How do I deal with my enemies?
Her Dad: Kill them
Maimi: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Her Dad: Kill them only a little?
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Maimi: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Her Dad: What did you do Maimi?
Maimi: A MISTAKE
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Maimi: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Her Dad: You're like 16 years old
Maimi: I MIGHT DIE AT 32!
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Maimi: Am I in trouble?
Her Dad: Take a guess.
Maimi: No?
Her Dad: Take another guess.
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Maimi: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Una: *chugs entire bottle*
Una: It’s perfume.
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Una: You love me, right, Maimi?
Maimi: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
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Maimi: Someone will die.
Una: Of fun!
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Maimi: You're right.
Una: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Maimi, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Una: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Maimi: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It?
Una: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!
Maimi: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.
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Maimi: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Una: Oh, I’m always running
Una: The question is from what
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Una: Violence isn't the answer.
Maimi: You’re right.
Una: *sighs in relief*
Maimi: Violence is the question.
Una: What?
Maimi, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Una, running after her: NO-
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Maimi: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Una: You and me!!!
Maimi, tearing up: Okay.
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Maimi: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Una: You? Magic? Maimi, it says talent show.
(OOC note: Una is a different fanchild one of my friends [chichi] made, she's the ult.pharmacist.)
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[You hear a few taps on a thing that seemed to possibly be a microphone before a loud SQUUUUUEAALLLLLL was heard, afterwards, the sound of someone--possibly a young woman--clearing their throat, in which a sigh had followed afterwards] “g---ood day--it wor-----” [The mic cut out for a few moments before finally coming back] “Hello..? Is it working like it is supposed to?” [Soon, a large television had turned on, and who sat there was a hellishly pale young woman with deep blue hair and bright yellow or amber eyes staring at the camera. She wore a lightish grey button-up shirt, a faded blue sweater overtop her dress shirt, and upon her head was a flower crown that seemed to have light yellow, pink, and blue flowers making it up..it seemed to be fake] “Finally...” [She had sighed] “Well then..let us get introductions out of the way, shall we? My name is Maimi Kanako..and what I possess is the Super Highschool Level..or, in a shorter term; Ultimate Talent of prosecution. In simpler terms, if you managed to have not gotten it into your brain by now, I am the Ultimate prosecutor” [The girl--now known as Maimi Kanako had spoken and introduced herself...who knows what this will entail]
{OOC for a second!! hi-hi! welcome to the blog!! decided to make one for my fanchild, so yea that’ll be (hopefully) really fun! i apologize if i seem..kind of selfish, but a promo could help extremely so! ^-^}
@askavoidthatneverwas @ask-the-ultimate-heir @asktheultimatehope @askthe-journalist-andthe-broker @thehost-theluck-andthesannoji @hellofacrossover
anyone, even outside the mentioned blogs can join! don’t be shy ^-^
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