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Maimi Kanako...
I am the ultimate prosecutor, Maimi Kanako. | She/Her | I despise you all, do not mind me mod goes by the pronouns of he/him and they/them, he does not wish to talk anymore about himself as of current
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In honor of the events that have happened today
She'd confusingly look at her laptop, squinting her eyes "He...won" The young prosecutor remarked, looking to the side of the website as she noticed---"he...was so powerful that he killed the queen.."
#sanssweep#sans the skeleton#the queen fucking died#sans vs reigen#maimi kanako#joke post#joke rp post
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"Ah...May i wonder why you trust me with something as seemingly important and valuable as this treasure that you, madam, are telling me about?" She asked, raising an eyebrow curiously at the royal other. "I am a prosecutor, my job is to go against a defense case to make sure their crime has the correct consequences. I simply carry a family name." She then sighed as she rubbed her temples "Wouldn't you trust an ultimate guard or protector with this? I'd assume they would make better use of being able to guard a family treasure." Bold of you to assume they know that, Maimi. Also bold of you to assume there is an ultimate guard that goes to hopes peak.
Event: Cruise
*You’re minding your own business when suddenly you receive a letter from someone. It’s from Monokuma. The letter reads as followed.*
Dear (Insert Muse(s)’s name(s) here), I am proud to invite you to an all expenses paid cruise on the Regent Seven Seas Explorer. Please look through the brochure for more details of what the cruise has in store for all of us to see. *Attached to the letter was the brochure for the ship itself.*
*After looking through the brochure, you resume reading the letter.*
Great food, nice lounge areas, entertainment of all varieties, the Seven Seas Explorer has it all and more. It’s like the perfect summer vacation cruise you could ever ask for. I look forward to seeing you guys here. Take care.
Sincerely yours, Monokuma. P.S: The cruise begins (Insert date here, your muse will be on time regardless, so don’t worry.) So don’t be late.
@oddblogfullofoddmuses @thepersonaking56 @hoshi-neko-hikari @the-real-natsumi-kuzuryuu @my-ultimate-academia @ask-sayaka-maizono @the-princess-of-novoselic @justa-depressed-mechanic @mikado-sannoji @ultimate-investagter-graduate @pick-and-shovel-laborer @flower-boy-blues @fragmented-liar @the-real-junko-enoshima @the-lady-of-sin @ask-ultimate-hope @mercy-of-the-ashes @the-plushie-togami-sisters @project-ultimate-childen @cafe-wonders @lovesick-lying @ask-pregame-v3 @hopeless-protagonist @mii-lovers-den @yui-samidare-returns @your-pink-party-pony
#maimi kanako#interaction: H!monokuma#Maimi. you literally got gun training from your father for self defense.#you know how to kill bestie
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"Ah, Good morning....Miss ingrad and regal" She responded, looking down to the gold-furred gib (Or tom, who knows), giving a nod "May i ask the reason you mayhaps have come into my office, madam?" She asked, keeping her professional tone as she subtly cracked her knuckles, a quiet CRRK coming from the joints as she looked down at her desk, generally pretending she was looking at her paperwork--despite still staring at the letter and brochure in curiousity...Just what would this entail?
Event: Cruise
*You’re minding your own business when suddenly you receive a letter from someone. It’s from Monokuma. The letter reads as followed.*
Dear (Insert Muse(s)’s name(s) here), I am proud to invite you to an all expenses paid cruise on the Regent Seven Seas Explorer. Please look through the brochure for more details of what the cruise has in store for all of us to see. *Attached to the letter was the brochure for the ship itself.*
*After looking through the brochure, you resume reading the letter.*
Great food, nice lounge areas, entertainment of all varieties, the Seven Seas Explorer has it all and more. It’s like the perfect summer vacation cruise you could ever ask for. I look forward to seeing you guys here. Take care.
Sincerely yours, Monokuma. P.S: The cruise begins (Insert date here, your muse will be on time regardless, so don’t worry.) So don’t be late.
@oddblogfullofoddmuses @thepersonaking56 @hoshi-neko-hikari @the-real-natsumi-kuzuryuu @my-ultimate-academia @ask-sayaka-maizono @the-princess-of-novoselic @justa-depressed-mechanic @mikado-sannoji @ultimate-investagter-graduate @pick-and-shovel-laborer @flower-boy-blues @fragmented-liar @the-real-junko-enoshima @the-lady-of-sin @ask-ultimate-hope @mercy-of-the-ashes @the-plushie-togami-sisters @project-ultimate-childen @cafe-wonders @lovesick-lying @ask-pregame-v3 @hopeless-protagonist @mii-lovers-den @yui-samidare-returns @your-pink-party-pony
#gib#Molly#maimi kanako#interaction: louisa ingrad#interaction: regal#vocab note!: a is a neutered male cat#similar to how the term is used for a spayed female#you can tell i am a warriors nerd
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The woman turned her attention to the knock upon her office door, giving a slight glare, similar to that of a ticked-off cat. "Ah. Yes. I am. My last name is Kanako, if you wish for more information upon what to call me." She spoke rather bluntly. She didn't expect someone to not hear of her, but she knew at least SOMEONE would not know.
Despite this, she responded "Come in." She at the very least attempted to be polite to the assumably nervous voice, looking directly at the door, occasionally blinking, her stare blank and general.
Event: Cruise
*You’re minding your own business when suddenly you receive a letter from someone. It’s from Monokuma. The letter reads as followed.*
Dear (Insert Muse(s)’s name(s) here), I am proud to invite you to an all expenses paid cruise on the Regent Seven Seas Explorer. Please look through the brochure for more details of what the cruise has in store for all of us to see. *Attached to the letter was the brochure for the ship itself.*
*After looking through the brochure, you resume reading the letter.*
Great food, nice lounge areas, entertainment of all varieties, the Seven Seas Explorer has it all and more. It’s like the perfect summer vacation cruise you could ever ask for. I look forward to seeing you guys here. Take care.
Sincerely yours, Monokuma. P.S: The cruise begins (Insert date here, your muse will be on time regardless, so don’t worry.) So don’t be late.
@oddblogfullofoddmuses @thepersonaking56 @hoshi-neko-hikari @the-real-natsumi-kuzuryuu @my-ultimate-academia @ask-sayaka-maizono @the-princess-of-novoselic @justa-depressed-mechanic @mikado-sannoji @ultimate-investagter-graduate @pick-and-shovel-laborer @flower-boy-blues @fragmented-liar @the-real-junko-enoshima @the-lady-of-sin @ask-ultimate-hope @mercy-of-the-ashes @the-plushie-togami-sisters @project-ultimate-childen @cafe-wonders @lovesick-lying @ask-pregame-v3 @hopeless-protagonist @mii-lovers-den @yui-samidare-returns @your-pink-party-pony
#No grandparents?#maimi is done with everybody part 69#maimi kanako#interaction: H!monokuma#that moment when manners were practically enforced onto maimi at a very young age#A/N: i can literally say to maimi and it'd be correct#i can hint to her parents more but i feel no matter how many times i hint who her dad is everyone will still have no fucking clue#people guessed her mom lickity split but her dad? never heard of him/j
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The 5'5" prosecutor stared at the strange booklet, squinting her amberish eyes at the cluttered display "....I can assume that 'Graphic design' is their passion..." She spoke sarcastically, her face twisted into one of disgust. Just staring at the pamphlet made her brain practically short-circuit. "...This is required, eh?" She sighed, looking away from the cruise pamphlet, rubbing her eyes in order to sort of recalibrate them from the assault they were exposed to.
[Admin note: COMING BACK WITH A BANG, BABYS!...yes, it was a reference to this image:]
Event: Cruise
*You’re minding your own business when suddenly you receive a letter from someone. It’s from Monokuma. The letter reads as followed.*
Dear (Insert Muse(s)’s name(s) here), I am proud to invite you to an all expenses paid cruise on the Regent Seven Seas Explorer. Please look through the brochure for more details of what the cruise has in store for all of us to see. *Attached to the letter was the brochure for the ship itself.*
*After looking through the brochure, you resume reading the letter.*
Great food, nice lounge areas, entertainment of all varieties, the Seven Seas Explorer has it all and more. It’s like the perfect summer vacation cruise you could ever ask for. I look forward to seeing you guys here. Take care.
Sincerely yours, Monokuma. P.S: The cruise begins (Insert date here, your muse will be on time regardless, so don’t worry.) So don’t be late.
@oddblogfullofoddmuses @thepersonaking56 @hoshi-neko-hikari @the-real-natsumi-kuzuryuu @my-ultimate-academia @ask-sayaka-maizono @the-princess-of-novoselic @justa-depressed-mechanic @mikado-sannoji @ultimate-investagter-graduate @pick-and-shovel-laborer @flower-boy-blues @fragmented-liar @the-real-junko-enoshima @the-lady-of-sin @ask-ultimate-hope @mercy-of-the-ashes @the-plushie-togami-sisters @project-ultimate-childen @cafe-wonders @lovesick-lying @ask-pregame-v3 @hopeless-protagonist @mii-lovers-den @yui-samidare-returns @your-pink-party-pony
#eyestrain tw#maimi kanako#interaction: H!monokuma#Maimi being sarcastic#ADMIN ISN'T DEAD?!#design tw#bad graphic design tw#comic sans tw#Penkil returns in order to try and write his stupid little nextgen protag
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hey what if i revived this oldass blog lol
just saying. Might as well give this old gun crimes fankid a go-round! I am making a nextgen fangan with her as the protagonist, so might as well!
Either i'm going to revamp her old old intro post, or just gonna reblog it. Either way, feel free to interact!
#maimi kanako#blog revival#danganronpa rp blog#fangan rp blog#roleplay blog#interact#chr: maimi kanako
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((OOC: Please state if platonic or insulting. thank you very much))
Send ❤️ to receive a hand written letter from my muse!
(( it can be for you < state whether platonic or romantic > or for a different muse!! mention which muse you’d like me to direct it to tho pls ))
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My mom has this exact fucking oven mitt
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(OOC: textpost madness abt maimi and other stuff)
Maimi: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.
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Maimi: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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Maimi: You often use humor to deflect trauma
her parents: Thank you
Maimi: I didn't say that was a good thing
her parents: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Her parents: How petty can you get?
Maimi: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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her Mom, talking to Maimi on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Maimi: You bet!
her Mom: At what temperature?
Maimi: 535.
her Mom: That's the clock.
Maimi:
her Mom:
Maimi: 536.
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Maimi: How do I deal with my enemies?
Her Dad: Kill them
Maimi: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Her Dad: Kill them only a little?
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Maimi: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Her Dad: What did you do Maimi?
Maimi: A MISTAKE
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Maimi: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Her Dad: You're like 16 years old
Maimi: I MIGHT DIE AT 32!
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Maimi: Am I in trouble?
Her Dad: Take a guess.
Maimi: No?
Her Dad: Take another guess.
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Maimi: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Una: *chugs entire bottle*
Una: It’s perfume.
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Una: You love me, right, Maimi?
Maimi: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
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Maimi: Someone will die.
Una: Of fun!
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Maimi: You're right.
Una: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Maimi, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Una: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Maimi: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It?
Una: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!
Maimi: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.
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Maimi: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Una: Oh, I’m always running
Una: The question is from what
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Una: Violence isn't the answer.
Maimi: You’re right.
Una: *sighs in relief*
Maimi: Violence is the question.
Una: What?
Maimi, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Una, running after her: NO-
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Maimi: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Una: You and me!!!
Maimi, tearing up: Okay.
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Maimi: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Una: You? Magic? Maimi, it says talent show.
(OOC note: Una is a different fanchild one of my friends [chichi] made, she's the ult.pharmacist.)
Here's the source for these textposts, check it out: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/
#maimi kanako#una canzanilla#note: una is a big ol' dumbass and we love her for it#also una apparently means one in italian according to chichi and swit
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#((i have no motivation sorry))#((also sorry for being dead for months))#((i have come to make my return to the land of the living))
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* talk about your muse!
send 🍯 for a food headcanon
send🥛for a drink headcanon
send 🐢 for a mental health headcanon
send 🦄 for a physical health headcanon
send ⌛for a sleep headcanon
send 💕 for a love headcanon
send 💣 for a stress headcanon
send 😵 for a sickness headcanon
send 🤲 for a religious headcanon
send 🏡 for a home headcanon
send 🍬 for a family headcanon
send 💼 for a work headcanon
send ⛈️ for a sadness headcanon
send 😡 for an anger headcanon
send 💩 for a ridiculous headcanon
send 🌼 for a happiness headcanon
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☁️✨🌈 This is the Amazing Person Award! 🌈✨☁️Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know someone thinks you’re amazing inside and out 🤲🏼💖 Sorry if you don't like things like this, eh heh.-mod makoto yuki
(OOC: Thank you!)
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[The prosecutor would stare at the others, a very unimpressed look upon her face] “Now, what is your business with me as of current, you four...interesting people?” [she would look down at her desk, tapping her nails against the polished wood as she had sat there]
A Re-Promo
The Camera glitched.
"Is that Fucking On?" asked an annoyed voice
"N-No. It's not." Replied an another voice.
"YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!"
You can hear a hitting noise and a moaning. You can also hear a laughing.
"Stop hitting me!"
"You Fucking like being hit you Shitty Wizard!"
The Camera is now on and you can see a man in front of you. The man laughed.
"How desperately unfortunate. I forgot the fucking popcorn. Upupu!"
The man looked at the Camera and noticed that the camera is on.
"Oh, hello there. My Little Mice. I'm Makoto Naegi, I was the Ultimate Lucky Student or whatever. But now I don't care about that shitty title anymore. Think of me as a Ultimate Despair. Upupu."
A woman approached herself with a big smile. With a little attention you can feel that there's something wrong with her...
"... Hello, there! I am Kanade Otonokoji and I am the Ultimate Guitarist. I am sooooo pleased to meet you! Ufufu!"
A man looked at you and laughed.
"I am Mikako Sannoji, the Ultimate Wizard. Nice to meet you. Ufufu."
Suddenly, there's an explosion. And à woman appeared.
"You know who I am? Don't you?"
"I'M JUNKO FUCKING ENOSHIMA! THE ONLY AND ONE DESPAIR GODESS!"
The woman laughed while Kanade looked at her with admiration and love.
"Could we please ask you some promo?"
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//Mod Speaking :
Hello! I decided to do another promo because I stopped doing Role-playing with that blog because I felt very discouraged about having rp with that blog.
So I decided to do a repromo for my blog because I want a fresh new start!
I hope that we'll get along!
The despair Makoto sprite are made by @minnie-edits-dr
I will tag some people feel free to reblog or to ignore. If you're not tag you can interact don't worry!
@enoshimas-despair @ask-a-cool-spaceguy @the-ultimate-spaceboy @the-endless-boredom @ask-saioumota-withdrawings @ask-the-shsl-maid @ask-nondespair-kiibo @askthe-journalist-andthe-broker @tiny-despair @melody-rhythm @ask-naehinahara @hopeful-hajime-hinata @ask-a-fatigued-liar @askultimateluckytrash @ask-the-ultimate-mage @ask-miu-iruma @ultimate-cosplayer @revived-x-remnant @ask-ultimate-personas @kinjo-and-dell @ask-despair-ultimate @asktheotonokojis @ask-monokuma
#maimi kanako#interaction: despair peeps#currently crying because my teacher played one of those ASPCA ads#for class too#legit how many people cried during class?#many#including myself
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[Maimi would give a rare chuckle to the spy] “well...glad i could help you, miss” [she’d smile, before starting to try to do something?] “or sir,,or human, yes.” [She’s...trying her best]
A young woman is walking around, she seems to be looking for something, after a few minutes she spots you out if the corner of her eye, she places her hand behind her almost like she’s reaching for something. But she stops. Maybe they could help me?
So she runs walks over,
“Ahaha,, Hej! I’m Monika, I was wondering if you could help me? I seem to be quite lost!” she laughs a little, her Swedish accent is very thick, so good luck.
//*slams fist on the table* eyyYO it’s ya boy, back at it again with another video- wait no- I’ve redesigned Monika and made her a new blog ;w; she still has her memories from before but she’s bad at recognising faces so she won’t know it’s your character until they say so eurhehrh
Imma tag a few blogs, feel free to ignore or interact even if you weren’t tagged!
@ask-a-cool-spaceguy @expertspy @i-mxss-the-mxsery @ask-komarunaegi @crxate-the-nxw-wxrld @ultimate-waifu-bait @ultimate-anarchist @ultimately-plainly-evil @ask-miu-iruma + whoever else ;w;
#maimi kanako#interaction: monika#luckily my dog got off my arm#he's just chilling next to me#maimi? being awkward? yes please
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“Not off the top of my head, no...i apologize, but if i recall correctly, it is near elliot drive, however that is the only thing about the directions to there that i know of” [she would speak, her voice still seeming moreover calm, cold, and collective when compared to anybody else’s voice]
A young woman is walking around, she seems to be looking for something, after a few minutes she spots you out if the corner of her eye, she places her hand behind her almost like she’s reaching for something. But she stops. Maybe they could help me?
So she runs walks over,
“Ahaha,, Hej! I’m Monika, I was wondering if you could help me? I seem to be quite lost!” she laughs a little, her Swedish accent is very thick, so good luck.
//*slams fist on the table* eyyYO it’s ya boy, back at it again with another video- wait no- I’ve redesigned Monika and made her a new blog ;w; she still has her memories from before but she’s bad at recognising faces so she won’t know it’s your character until they say so eurhehrh
Imma tag a few blogs, feel free to ignore or interact even if you weren’t tagged!
@ask-a-cool-spaceguy @expertspy @i-mxss-the-mxsery @ask-komarunaegi @crxate-the-nxw-wxrld @ultimate-waifu-bait @ultimate-anarchist @ultimately-plainly-evil @ask-miu-iruma + whoever else ;w;
#maimi kanako#interaction: monika#imagine baby from sister location rq#my dog is laying on my arm and i cant get him off of my arm#help
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“interesting....hmph, my name is maimi kanako, what is it that you need so-called ‘help’ with?” [The prosecutor had asked, her goldenrod colored eyes staring back at the other female, leaning an arm upon a nearby table or desk] “Do you need help with going somewhere? judging by the ‘lost’ statement, i would assume so”
(sprite by @/kinmiko ty for your godly work im-)
A young woman is walking around, she seems to be looking for something, after a few minutes she spots you out if the corner of her eye, she places her hand behind her almost like she's reaching for something. But she stops. Maybe they could help me?
So she runs walks over,
“Ahaha,, Hej! I'm Monika, I was wondering if you could help me? I seem to be quite lost!” she laughs a little, her Swedish accent is very thick, so good luck.
//*slams fist on the table* eyyYO it's ya boy, back at it again with another video- wait no- I've redesigned Monika and made her a new blog ;w; she still has her memories from before but she's bad at recognising faces so she won't know it's your character until they say so eurhehrh
Imma tag a few blogs, feel free to ignore or interact even if you weren't tagged!
@ask-a-cool-spaceguy @expertspy @i-mxss-the-mxsery @ask-komarunaegi @crxate-the-nxw-wxrld @ultimate-waifu-bait @ultimate-anarchist @ultimately-plainly-evil @ask-miu-iruma + whoever else ;w;
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OOC, but:
how to know your fanchild is mildly famous!
-you waltz into a random warrior cats server and someone recognizes them.
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