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miks-fantrolls · 2 years

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100 weird asks meme

i wrote a 100-question list cus i couldnt find any weird-enough icebreakers to use on others' characters and figured it'd make a good ask meme as well

specify which character when asking!

What is the worst thing you’ve ever had come out of your body?

If you could teleport to any bathroom in the world, which one would you choose?

Would it be morally wrong to sleep with a clone of yourself?

What is the most expensive thing you own?

If you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

What is the worst thing you’ve seen on the internet?

What is the worst way to die?

If you could never have to poop again (and live with no side effects), would you?

What do you want to be done with your body after you die?

Have you ever had major surgery?

If you had to, would you give up brushing your teeth or wiping your butt?

Where would you dispose of a body if you had ample time?

If you had to, which body part would you detach?

What is the longest time you’ve spent in the hospital?

Do you think wearing underwear is important?

Would you rather have tastebuds on the bottom of your feet or on the palms of your hands?

Where is the strangest place you’ve urinated/defecated?

Where do you stash your toilet paper?

Do you care about worms that are on the sidewalk after a storm?

What is a way you would realistically die?

When is it okay to scream at someone?

Which celebrity has it coming?

Have you ever had someone close to you die?

If you were to ruin someone’s life, how would you do it?

What part of your body grows the most hair?

What is the darkest joke you know?

Which coin is the worst (ex. penny)?

Do you ever hear music playing when there isn’t any?

What would you NOT be willing to do for 5 million dollars?

Do you have your zombie apocalypse kit ready?

What part of you sweats the most?

If you were a cannibal, what part of the body would you prefer?

What do you believe is the most horrible way to die?

Would you rather not be able to see or to hear a train coming at you?

What things do you keep in your wallet?

What would someone have to do to get you to drink a jar of pickle juice?

Have you ever swallowed an alive bug on purpose?

Is it okay to pee in the shower?

What is something your (parent) doesn’t know about you?

What stresses you out the most?

When was the last time you were truly happy?

Do you have a purpose in life?

What is the worst thing your pet has seen you do?

If you had to, who would you want a living puppet of?

When was the longest time you had to hold in a fart?

Have you ever seen a dead body?

How many times a day do you brush your teeth?

What does blood taste like to you?

Where is the worst place to go to the bathroom?

Do you check your mail daily?

How often do you wash your bedsheets?

What food will you never, ever try?

How do you spend time while you’re pooping?

Have you ever had an ingrown nail?

Where were you when (historical event) happened?

How would you get away with murder?

What is your opinion on monkeys?

What would you do if you could lactate?

When you poop, do you let your pants fall to the floor or keep them up?

Do you eat the black bit on the ends of bananas?

What was the last vegetable you ate?

What’s the best month for babymaking?

Have you ever been at fault in a car accident?

What made you cry most recently?

What is your middle name?

What single day of your life would you erase if given the chance?

Do you double-dip?

What is the worst thing you’ve ever eaten off the floor?

Can you taste smells?

Do you like how your own farts smell?

If you had to, which single part of your body would you choose to be insanely muscly?

Do you backwash?

What is the most important file you have on your computer?

If you had to pick one, what disease would you want?

Where in the house do you clip your nails?

What is a secret you wouldn’t mind having?

Would you rather have extremely long toenails or fingernails?

What is the longest you’ve gone without brushing your teeth?

What parts of your body do you shave?

Where were you the last time you farted?

What is the most traumatic thing that has ever happened to you?

What physical exercise causes you the most pain?

Do you like how chapstick tastes?

How would you end the world if you had to?

How do you feel about your relationship with your (parent)?

Would you rather be crushed by an elevator or drown in a room that is being filled with water?

How would you quickly dispose of a dead body in a hotel room?

How full is your bladder right now?

When you’re done pooping, do you look at the tissue after you wipe?

If you had to, what bone would you have removed?

Would you ever consider trying human meat?

Which gas station has the best restrooms?

What is your opinion on feet?

What is the minimum you would kill someone over?

How often do you floss your teeth?

What’s the first thing you wash in the shower?

How many times have you lied today?

What food personally gives you diarrhea?

If murder were legalized, who would you kill first?

Have you ever eaten paper?

#ask meme #mikwriting #sort of?#long post #feel free 2 reblog im proud of these

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iwaisuke · 3 years

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confessions; but not remembering it

ft. kita shinsuke, sakusa kiyoomi x sick fem!reader

genre: fluff

masterlist

a/n: this has been sitting in my drafts for a while and then i rushed bc i was getting tired 🙃 also. sakusa's is a little ooc. sorry ab that

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» the clean yet musty smell of rain filled the gym as the boys practiced. it was a surprisingly humid and rainy spring day today here in the country side of hyogo

» "achoo" you had been sneezing and coughing all day. you also had a terrible headache but took some medicine to see if it would help. the spring allergies really getting to you

» you didnt reay have the time to be worrying about yourself. As a 2nd year manager of the inarizaki team, (recommend by suna) and the boys working so hard practicing for nationals there was no way you'd let this little cold get in the way. you had to work just as hard as everyone else!

» "hold on, im about to hang up your jerseys to dry"

» "i got you guys some fresh towels!"

» "i can run and grab that coach. im headed that way anyways"

» the coach called for a short break to rest up for a bit. everyone was sore and exhausted from practicing every day. "here. i filled your water bottles up!" handing them to all the boys. "y/n you're all wet" akagi sounded concerned.

» "hm? oh its alright. I'll dry off in a minute. i took the shortcut to the drinking fountain to refill your waterbottles instead of taking the long way" you nonchalantly said. "so you ran through the rain like an idiot?" suna threw a clean towel over your damp hair and ruffled it. "suna!! stop!! you're gonna ruin my hair"

» "like i said. its alright" you reassured the boys.

» kita, on the other hand had noticed your fatigue. although he wasnt as perceptive on peoples feeling and thoughts as well as others, he could easily pick up signs like yours. he admired you dearly for how hard you always work for the team. how you willingly did anything to make them smile. how you always put others first before yours. needless to say, he had a bit of a crush on you.

» "l/n san. i think you should take a break too. there's no need for you to be running around for us while we're resting" kita assured you. "i still have a few things left on my list to do.. but afterwards I'll take a break!" kita let out a sigh. you were stubborn sometimes and kita knew you were the kind of person to not stop until you're finished.

» "I'll be right back. i gotta grab the laundry"

» making an excuse to leave, your heart was beating fast. you knew kita's words were the kind he'd say to anyone, but it made your heart feel fuzzy when he'd look out for you.

» the stone cold captain who you thought he was, actually was so kind. he was just a little awkward like you, and a little blunt with what he said sometimes. but you learned the great qualities he carries and how much he actually cares about others well being. he was a hard worker and you couldnt help but absentmindedly fall for the captain.

» running up the stairs to the second floor of the gym, you felt a shift in your step. head becoming dizzier than it was just 5 minutes ago. legs trembling, you started falling before feeling a presence behind.

» kita's arm wrapped around your waist, supporting you in efforts to not letting you fall over. "i told you to rest l/n san" kita said sternly. "you wont benefit anyone if you keep overworking like this."

» you knew kita was right, but you really didnt want to rest knowing you'll be letting the team down by not working hard.

» "i promise I'll rest as soon as im done with this one thing" pleading with kita. he let out a sigh, knowing you really wouldnt until you did finish so he allowed you to do so.

» finishing grabbing all of the dry jerseys and bringing them downstairs to pass out to everyone, you didnt really notice atsumu and osamu spiking volleyballs at each other until aran yelled

» "y/n! watch out!" honestly, you were too tired to move out of the way so you figured, it do be like that sometimes, and allowed the ball to hit you.

» or... so you had planned the ball to hit you.

» kita stood in front, blocking the impact of the spike that you had prepared yourself for. there was agitation in kita's eyes. more than you usually noticed when then twins were miss behaving. concern washing over, he looked you straight in the eyes

» "... is there something wrong kita san?" lifting up his hand to your forehead, he let out a sigh. "why didnt you tell me earlier you had a fever", then walking over to the coach meanwhile atsumu and osamu come over to apologise for being reckless.

» "get your stuff. we're going home" kita said bluntly.

» "huh? but practice is-"

» "please l/n san. for me"

» kita would only take yes for an answer this time. no if's ands or buts. so here you were, walking home with kita. only the sound of raindrops hitting your shared umbrella being heard.

» muscles starting to ache a little more and your legs becoming more tired than they were when you left the gym, you began to walk a little slower every step

» "get on my back l/n" "its ok kita san, i can walk. its already enough that you're walking me home" "i didnt ask if you wanted to. im telling you to"

» you couldnt tell if it was the fever that made your face warmer or if it was kita's words. nonetheless, you got on kita's back. he was a lot stronger than he looked and you couldnt help but stifen at being so close to your own crush like this.

» "relax. I'll make sure you get home." he reassured. you leaned into his back, warmth seeping in, your eyes began to feel heavy.

» "kita san" "yes?" "thank you for always watching out for me"

» a comfortable silence was met as the sound of rain filled your ears.

» "kita san" "hm?" "did you know..." your voice softened "i like you a lot kita san"

» did he hear you correctly? if he wasnt paying attention he wouldve missed what you had said, being drowed out through the pitter patter of water. now his heart thumping louder than ever before.

» "l/n san-" he was about to go on but was met with the gentle rise and fall of your chest and the soft snores of you on his back, knocked out from exertion. kita let out a light chuckle, finally relieved you were resting.

» you had missed the next day of school, but when you came back the whole volleyball team bombarded you with love.

» "WE'RE A FAILURE TO NOT NOTICE YOU FEELING SICK" atsumu cried. "how could we let our one and only precious manager get ill for taking care of us" akagi, clearly dissapointed in himself. "please let us know when we can take care of you too y/n" aran said.

» "its no big deal. really!" waving your hands in defense. "it was just a small cold. but i do have a question though"

» all the boys gathered around to hear what you had to say

» "how did i get home?? i really dont remember what happened after i almost got hit by atsumu"

» it shocked the guys honestly. you genuinely didnt remember a single thing due to your fever. "wait? you don't remember kita taking you home?" suna replied, your face becoming red. "k-kita san took me home-?" "yah. he left in the middle of practice to do so" osamu added.

» immediately, you got up to find the captain that apparently took you home the other day. he was in the storage closet cleaning and grabbing the equipment for todays practice.

» "kita san" "oh. l/n. glad you're feeling better" his smile brightened the musty closet. "about that, im sorry for troubling you and having you take me home the other day. i honestly dont remember what happened after i almost got hit by atsumu. my mind was really fuzzy that day, but im truly thankful for you going out of your way for me. it really means a lot"

» kita was dumbfounded. you really dont remember? "no need to apologize l/n. it was my responsibility as a captain. and afterall, what good would i be if i couldnt even take care of the person who means the most to me"

» your heart raced. 'person who means the most to me' ? cheeks blushing a rosy pink, you were internally thanking the musty store room from being dim.

» with arms full of equipment, kita walked by you and stopped.

» "by the way l/n san. did you know?"

» ears perking up at the vague yet familiar line

» "i like you a lot too l/n san"

» now we all know sakusa HATES germs and for the past week and a half, he's been telling you to keep up with washing your hands, wearing a mask at all times even when you eat omi it doesnt work like that. pls especially since you are prone to getting sick easily no matter how hygenic you are. your immune system just hated you. PERIODT

» you remembered sakusa scolding you for running out of hand sanitizer and then the next day you were out of commission. bed ridden with laryngitis, cough, slight fever, the whole works. it was like your body was making fun of you or something

» you texted komori, asking him to take notes in class for you and relay homework information while you were at home resting up. but there was one request you had and made komori PROMISE.

» DO NOT TELL SAKUSA YOU GOT SICK

» "he's probably gonna notice your absence y/n. he'll find out about it either way"

» "well if you dont tell him then he wont know. its not like he even cares about where i am like that"

» "thats what you might think. but i know he's gonna say something i can garuntee it"

» the next day at school, sakusa did notice your presence missing. it was quieter not having a 3rd person in the group of friends. not having you around to talk to him when komori was gone.

» pulling out his phone to text you, he asked where you were that day.

» "on a family trip :D !!! forgot to tell you, but I'll tell you all about it when i come back!" you wrote, attaching an old selfie of a different trip you went on to make it more believable.

» you had hoped this silly cold would get better in a day, but soon that day turned into 2 and then 3 and then 4... you pretty much missed the whole week of school at that point

» Friday rolled around and komori was on his phone all day. sakusa noticed his cousin fidget in his chair more than usual and it irked him to see him like that

» "what's with you today?" one eye raised, sakusa finally asked. "uhhh nothing really" komori wasnt very good at keeping secrets lets just start off with that, but he was trying his best.

» "well clearly somethings wrong. you're fidgeting." "well haven't you noticed somethings been different all week?" komori hinted

» sakusa sat there in thought. nothing's been different? he ate the same breakfast he usually does every morning. all his studies have been well. there were no tests this week so there was no reason to be anxious like komori was and even if there was, he would've done well anyways.

» "just tell me what it is." sakusa was starting to get annoyed. "y/n..." komori started. "y/n?" "do you know where she's been this week?"

» did you not tell komori about your family trip? you usually told komori everything, but then again you didn't tell him either until he asked you about it.

» "she said shes on a trip?" he nonchalantly said. komori's eyes started watering. "A TRIP TO THE HOSPITAL THATS WHAT IT IS" he blurted out. komori didnt mean to let it slip , he was just so worried about your well being.

» "hospital?? what are you talking about. did she get injured on her trip?" "no omi. shes been sick all week and her mom just texted me saying she went to the hospital today because shes had a fever for 3 days straight. there is no family trip"

» sakusa's heart shattered. you were sick and didnt even tell him?

» before both he and komori knew it, his legs were running faster to get to the hospital than he had ever imagined he could ever run.

» and there you were. fast asleep in a bed with an IV drip. your face flushed, forehead sweaty and shallow breaths escaping your chapped lips. you were a hot mess but sakusa didnt care. stepping to your bedside to greet your mother she explained to him that she had to go to work and asked if he could watch over you until she gets back.

» sakusa said yes without even hearing the whole thing. his heart and mind saying yes to whatever it took to get you to feel better.

» gosh how he hated hospitals, but what he hated even more was the fact that you were in the hospital and he didnt even know.

» the doctor came in for their evening round and ensured sakusa that you were indeed getting better! your fever had broken not too long ago and your body was working extra hard to heal itself up!

» "is there anything i can do to help?" sakusa asked. he felt helpless in this situation just watching your face distort in uncomfort every now and then, and coughing your lungs out.

» patting sakusa's shoulder, the doctor told him that just being here for you is enough. "you gotta be a strong boyfriend for her alright son? she'll be able to go home tomorrow first thing in the morning if her fever doesnt come back"

» sakusa slumped in his chair at your bedside, the doctors words ringing through his head. 'boyfriend huh?' he thought to himself. "if i was her boyfriend..." he whispered to himself, "i would be a failure for not even knowing my girl was sick..."

» to kiyoomi, you were beautiful. even now in this sad state you were in. deep down he locked these growing feelings he had for you inside of him because he always felt like you were a better match with someone else and after this stunt you pulled of lying to him about going on a family trip, it only made him feel worse.

» it was now night time and you finally began to stir in your sleep, the fever finally gone. sakusa reached out to move some hair that was stuck to your face, fingers tracing the outline of your jaw. your eyes slowly opened and met with his dark orbs.

» "y/n?" "saku- wait this is just a dream. omi wouldn't be here. he hates hospitals" you let out a forced laugh and then a sigh through your sore throat.

» you reached out to sakusa's hands that were resting on the side of your bed. "omi would never let me hold his hand because he'd say im passing germs to him so hopefully dream omi wont be the same" you were aimlessly talking to yourself, not even realizing that this really wasnt a dream.

» he squeezed your hand in return. hoping that you wouldnt let go any time soon. a funny smile appeared on your face just at the thought of him. "even if you're stupid for not realizing how much i like you... i cant wait to see you again omi" you whispered before falling asleep again.

» sakusa didnt know what to do. he sat there frozen in his chair. it was his first time hearing you call him omi. heck. you literally just confessed to the boy. his brain was running wild. groaning in distress he let go of your hand to step out for a breath of fresh air now that you were back asleep.

» it was 5am and your mother came back to the hospital and thanked sakusa for staying by your side. He left in a hurry to make sure you didnt see him there.

» Monday rolled around and sakusa was waiting outside of the school gates for you. he had planned on asking you about your "trip"

» "good morning sakusa!!" your bright and cheery voice rang through his ears. honestly he was trembling inside. the memory of you confessing to him still fresh in his mind.

» "how was your trip?" you stopped dead in your tracks. "haha... it was good !! sorry i forgot to get you a souvenir" you were trying to play it cool but sakusa could tell you were forcing yourself. "i wouldnt want a souvenir from where you came from so its fine" sakusa's words threw you off. "i - im not sure im understanding what you're saying sakusa?"

» you felt a tug on your hand. "dont you mean omi?" his voice husky as he whispered into your ear. cheeks flushed, your brain felt like it short circuted. you've always tried your hardest to not let it slip that you want to call him omi since he hated when people called him that.

» sakusa smirked at your cute reaction he got out of you. letting go of your hand he began to walk into the school leaving you at the gate dumbfounded. "and by the way. you're just as stupid for not realizing how long ive liked you too"

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thank you for your order! enjoy~!

#haikyuu x reader #hq fluff #haikyuu fluff #yinny!drabbles #sakusa kiyoomi #sakusa fluff #kita shinsuke #kita x reader #kita fluff

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bloatedandlonly · 7 years

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Look what you just made me do

Hey guys! So I wrote this Yoongi x reader fanfic based of of Taylor swifts latest song.

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Cold. That's what Yoongi felt; cold. He tried rubbing his hands together trying to create some sort of friction but gave up minutes later realizing it was ineffective. He groaned and kicked the the gravel beneath his feet. Why did it have to be him? Why couldnt Namjoon pick somebody else for the job? Surely Hoseok could have done it or even Jimin; why him?

‘I dont like your little games, dont like your tilted stage the role you made me play , of the fool no I dont like you’

Yoongi shuffled through his pocket; a wave of satisfaction washed over when his hand came in contact with a small paper box. He ripped opened the top and pulled a cigarette out , casually putting it in his mouth. He shuffled through the other pocket for a lighter and indeed found one. He wrapped his hand around the familiar device and brought it up to his lip,lighting the cigar.

‘I dont like your little crimes, how you laugh when you lie, you said the gun was mine, isint cool no I dont like you’

His eyes followed the direction of the smoke, watching them disappear into thin air. He had no clue who he was waiting for and when they were to come; all he did know however was that it was supposed to be a delivery for Heroin. Why were they taking so long?

Yoongi let his cigarette drop; slowly he turned around deciding to go back; if Namjoon wanted the delivery so bad he could just send someone else.

‘But I got stonger, I got harder in the nick of time, Honey I rose up from the dead I do it all the time’

He got into the vehicle and put in the key, but before he could start the engine his phone started vibrating and lit up. Lazily he picked it up and accepted the call.

‘ I got a list of names, and yours is in red underlined’

“Yo Namjoon, what up?”

“Yoongi are you still there?”

His voice was loud, and clearly paranoid.

‘I check it once, then I check it twice’

“Ya man , I was gonna leave but-- Hey I see a car pulling up I think its-”

“GET OUT OF THERE YOONGI! HURRY”

He didnt have to be told twice , hastily he turned the key and slammed the accelerator.

‘Oh look what you made me do, look what you made me do’

“YOONGI NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS DONT STOP, AND DONT COME BACK TO THE BASE. TRY TO LOOSE THEM AS FAST AS YOU CAN AND GET OUT OF THE CITY. I CANT STAY ON THE PHONE ANY LONGER!”

“What the hell! Namjoon whats going on! Namjoon!”

A loud bang startled Yoongi and the car skidded.

“Fuck!”

It took a second for Yoongi to realise one of the tire’s had been shot and that somebody had landed on the top of the car. Grip growing tighter on the the wheel he turned the vehicle to the side. He heard another bang. This one fairly louder than the previous one. Yoongi cursed as the vehicle skidded again, this time completely flipping over.

‘Look what you just made me do, look what you just made me do’

Yoongi could feel his conscience slipping away; frantically he looked around trying to find a way to escape.

The last thing Yoongi saw was fire and then he passed out.

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Yoongi slowly opened his eyes; his head throbbing with pain. He tried shifting into a more comfortable position, in the process he realised he was tied up.

‘I dont like your kingdom gates, that once belonged to me’

Trying not to panic he looked around. The area was dark , and there wasn't much to see but it looked like an abandoned warehouse.

‘You asked me for a place to sleep, locked me up and threw a feast’

Using all the energy he had, Yoongi tried standing up; his legs wobbled and he fell down.

‘What!’

Right when he was about to try again the door opened and a tall man came in, his face illuminated by the light behind the door.

“So your up? Thats good, boss wanted to get her hands on you as soon as she could, you mustve really fucked up huh?”

‘But I grew stronger, I grew harder in the nick of time’

Yoongi didnt answer. The man pulled Yoongi up by his hair and dragged him out the warehouse.

‘Honey I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time’

Yoongi was wrong when assumed the place to be abandoned, because around the warehouse was a compound filled with people. The man dragged him into a long white building; just like the outside the building was filled with busy people scurrying off into different directions ; nobody paid any attention to Yoongi.

‘Ive got a list of names and yours in in red underlined. I check it once then I check it twice’

The man stopped and opened a plain white door. He pushed Yoongi into the room, and pushed him again onto his knees; he was in front of a desk behind which was a chair turned away from him.

“Boss we got the guy.”

“Ah thank you Yugyeom , you may leave.” The man bowed and left.

The chair turned around, and in that chair sat a girl who Yoongi had been told was dead.

‘I dont trust nobody and nobody trusts me’

“(Y/n)?”

To say Yoongi was shocked was an understatement. His mouth hung open, and her mouth curved into a smile.

‘l’ll be the actress starring in your bad dream’

“So you do remember me?” she let out a sadistic laugh “Do you remember what you did to me?” She spread her hand out “Look at what I’ve become Yoongi! Im in one of the biggest Mafia’s in Korea! Who would think?”

Yoongi took in a sharp breath. She was insane, and it was all his fault.

She tilted her head and innocently looked at Yoongi , the same way she had when they first met.

“Are you not happy? I’m just like you...in fact I’ve surpassed you! You should be proud!”

For the first time in his life Yoongi felt guilty. He had robbed her of her innocence, her sanity; she was right, he was the reason she ended up like like this. If he could go back in time he would stop this from happening, but obviously there was no stopping her now.

Slowly she took out her gun and placed it on his forehead; slowly she pulled the trigger…..

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Yoongi woke up, sweating, panting and frantically moving his head from side to side. He realised he was in his bedroom.

“Yoongi? Whats wrong?”

His lover sitting up on the bed rubbing his back in order to calm him down.

“ (Y-n)?”

“Yes baby? Are you ok?”

He looked at her tiny frame, then hugged her; he buried his head into her neck while she played with his hair.

“Its gonna be ok Yoongi, I promise.”

Yoongi said nothing.

(Y/N) moved her lips closer to his ears, a coy smile on her lips. Quietly she whispered “ It isint over and it wasn't a dream.”

‘Look what you just made me do’

#Yoongi #BTS #JIMIN #NAMJOON #JUNGKOOK #HOSEOK #JHOPE #SUGA #JIN #SEOKJIN #V #TAEHYUNG #TAYLOR SWIFT #LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO #SONGFIC #MAFIA #BANGTAN #bangtan sonyeondan #jiminie pabo #LOL WTF

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conanenable-blog · 6 years

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Finished part 1 today which was the english proficiency component. You could say it was tough or not depending on how you viewed it.

I am really concerned about my loose stools. It hasnt gotten any better. I cant quite identify if there is a food source. There are days when it is fine but more often than not its loose. Maybe 3-4 times a day. I think if it doesnt resolve this time in HK I will visit my GP. It doesnt make much sense tho I dont see blood nor do I have any other symptoms. I dont even have abdominal pain just the occasionally increased sensation that i need to poop. I used to poop 1-2x a day. I hope its just the anxiety with the exams etc.

Anyway I didnt end up talking to anyone. Im sure quite a number of these guys have past papers urgh. There was a china man blatantly cheating before the test started. He basically opened the question book and looked at it. I was like wow. I think this is a cultural difference. Its kinda what you are used to right? Im sure if everyone did that around me and it wasnt stopped I would have been doing that too.

Anyway. The exam was 4 parts. First 2 were true and false 10 questions each and the latter 2 were open ended.

First question was just refering to an attached guideline and true and false. Second was reading an article on sleep and true and false. 10 points each. Minus one for incorrect. I should have all 20 points here so i would have passed.

Of course there is space for carelessness.

The other part surprised me a little because I assumed it was only an english proficient test. But remarkably it was two cases.

The first made me quite worried. It was a 30yom with loose stools 4xday plusminus hematochezia x 3weeks with weightloss. Ok fine there is the hematochezia component. Quite different from me. But anyway it asked for ddx. Which for me was bacterial viral parasitic celiac lactose ibd ibs cancer less likely pud fissure hemorrhoids. And what questions would you ask. I was a little confused because the history provided was pretty sufficient so i assumed it meant pmh psh meds all fhx shx.

It was only worth 5 points so i dont know where they grading this.

Then the second 5 points was to write a letter of referral. Well i know where im being referred to but i have no idea how to write a letter. Ive just called them usually...

So i just wrote. Thanks for taking care of our last pt would appreciate if you can help with this too. Basically gave them the blurp plus my brief ddx of ibd v cancer and said i was attaching a few studies. And opened up to further questions.

Last question was apparently salmonella typhi bacteremia because they gave the lab results. They asked for ddx and workup and treatment prior to the lab results and basically since it was abd pain plus fever with neg cxr i decided to panculture plus possible us gb ovary and appendix if labs indicated.

I didnt really know whether i was gonna treat without a source but since the labs came back positive i decided to just say i was treating from the offset with broad spectrum given high fever.

The second part was filling out a lab sheet to report infections disease. Salmonella is typhoid fever right? What annoyed me was that there was a section to fill the hospital code and there was a couple numbers here and there and i didnt knpw which one it was. Then there was also the reporters phone and fax whixh wasnt listed anywhere so i just crossed it out. The ordering doctor was also YOUR, Name and i couldnt figure out it that meant to use my real name or YOUR, Name. I asked but the invigilator who was an old lady who didny rewlly speak english clearly wasnt going to be too helpful because she thinks this is some sort of english proficiency thingy.

I just left it as your name. I just found it very odd that i was very impressed theu would go double blind the examiners and examinees and end up having uou write your real name on the paper. They double blind because each examinee has a number but on the ansee booklet uou only put your table number which is different everyday so clearly ita double blinded.

Anyway she wouldny answer me and I had already double checked so i submitted it around 45mins early and left. The walk was long i fulfilled my steps already. I wont be wearing dress shoes next time. Super uncomfortable.

I went back ro mong kok its wuite a trip 45mins. Google was pretty accurate i was impressed. Puf my stuff down changed my shoes and went for lunch. Just across the street there was a small shop. Had beef tendon noodles for 21 bucks. Wth. It was a small bowl but decent size and 21 bucks is kinda cheap. Felt the tendon wasnt cleanest had some small hair left on it which i scrapped off. But at 21 bucks cant complain. Then bought soy sauce chicken rice for dinner. 35 bucks. Wtf. So cheap. Was scammed last time round 54 bucks wow. Different shop fronts tho. This one was clearly super old school the man was just naked and sweating lol.

Then had a uni handroll 38bucks. Wow. Smallest vut most expensive. So it was a nice photogeaphic piece but there was bitterness to it. Its a big nice looking. Too bsd its bitt3r. Not sure it i want it again. Bitter is rewlly a disappointment for uni. Not sweet is the minimum.

Also bought conditioner and face wash. Plan to just regurgitate all these graphs and tables in my head today. Its already quite memorized.

Then walk through first aid and the 2016 2017 maybe 2015 papers over the weekend. Also adjusting my sleep schedule to a more regular wake up.

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