Sir where is your nose?

I DON'T KNOW

Hey Luci~ How do you feel about a woman with chubby cheeks?

I'll pinch them!!! Haha!

Did lilith leave because youre fucking and kissing any sinner that comes and asks? /sarcasm (totally not jealous myself....)

No.

It’s my birthday today ☺️but it was really bad and people were mean to me🥲

What!!! But it's your birthday!!!

I condemn them to life in hell, they will burn!!

I hope you have a happy birthday besides from these peasants, dear!!!

RadioApple is your and Alastor's ship name. Basically there are people out there who think you two should kiss/date/fuck/whatever, and when they talk about it or artistically depict it, they call it "RadioApple" so they can find other people who like it. Hope this helps, though I'm sure hearing that people want to see you with someone who drives you up the wall isn't the greatest of news. Apologies Your Majesty.

💙✨

THEY WHAT?

this is why I never got involved with these sinners?! See what they do! They take my image and they twist it!

Just letting you sinners know, if I don't answer your question it's most likely because I deleted it! Don't expect me to answer them all, please!!! Haha!

I didn't sleep last night........ I couldn't find my quilt :(

Who do you think stole my quilt???!!!

📻“...Lucifer. First of all never thought you would stoop so low to answer nsfw questions! Then again...you are very..short”🎙

- @xxsmilingdeerxx

Hey now! Fuck you!

I'm allowed to answer whatever questions I please, thank you Alastor. Now shoo, busboy.

lucifer do you like being called daddy ? 🤭

🤭

Yes I do!

Call me daddy all you want, sweetheart 💋

I just turned into a duck

Quack

PLEASE CALL US 'DEAR' MORE IT MAKES ME FEEL WEAK IN MY KNEES

Why of course, dear!

🫵

Autism detected

(he totally has autism)

I would sell my soul for this duck

Well I'm not really interested in souls, but if you come and stay at my daughter's hotel~

How much money is the magictastical backflipping rubber duck that spits fire to buy

FREE!!!!!!

if you stay at my daughter's hotel 😉

you said you love DD/LG and so do i!

we have a lot in common, your highness!!!!! And if we do i think we should go out and have a cup of tea. What's your favorite one? ♡

Tea? Well, i'd have to go with lemon and honey!! It's really good for you, and it's delicious!!! 😋

Fuck, marry, kill - Heaven Edition

Sera the Seraphim, Lute the Exorcist, and Eve (Idk what happened to her, but you probably do)

-🐥

Oh, that's an easy one!!!

Kill lute, fuck Sera, marry Eve!! Easy as pie!!