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#ask lucifer
hey! wishing y’all the best luck w/ ur kids [i basically babysit my younger sister so i KINDA understand the pain]; how’s calliope??
Alastor: *back to possessive mode and keeping Calliope close*
Lucifer: It’s fine. At least Alastor is too hurt to try to run off again. Actually that reminds me! *goes over to kiss Calliope’s forehead with a small spell and then kisses Alastor on the forehead with the same spell*
Alastor: WHAT THE HELL?? WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
Lucifer: Tracking spell. In case you try to run off with Calliope. I can snap my fingers *snaps fingers — Calliope vanishes for a moment before appearing in Lucifer’s arms* and she and you will be by myself instantly.
Alastor: I don’t like that.
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lucifurducklord · 2 months
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Sir where is your nose?
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I DON'T KNOW
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i’d pay 50k
"For... For what?"
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bunny-is-cute · 8 days
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If Osian had been born a girl, what would you have named her?
Lucifer: *ponders* I had a hard time trying to think of Osian’s name. Maybe something like Odette or Orla?
Alastor: *appears from shadows* Goodness those are terrible names! Had our child been blessed to be born a girl, she would have the most beautiful name ever!
Lucifer: Oh? And what name would that be?
Alastor: Eilonwy!
Lucifer: *dumbfounded* And why would we name our daughter that?
Alastor: It’s after my mother — though she commonly went by Ellie!
Lucifer: *feels bad for almost insulting the name* Oh…
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Are husk and angel back? I miss them
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*a few hours later*
Husk: Hey we’re back.
Lucifer: I see you two are in a much better mood.
Angel Dust: Yep. We uh, “talked” our issues.
Lucifer: ahhh I see 😜
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thebigbossofhell · 2 months
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Look at this cuitie I found at work! He got left behind but I've adopted him. I shall name him Lucifer in your honour
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OH-oh-my heart! He's adorable!! And you really can't go wrong with the name Lucifer, now?
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I know I've been gone a while but hopefully none of you have forgotten your king.
=-Lucifer Morningstar-=
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Ruler of hell, father of Charlie, visionary.
I guess you can ask me questions or whatever, Charlie said I need to interact with more people other than her.
Welcome to another Hazbin Hotel character RP blog.
I'll keep it simple:
Expect some violence, swearing, and possible triggers (AKA Lucifer being a depressed pile of trash)
No NSFW please
Other Blogs:
Charlie's annoying 'friend': @cannibals-and-radio
That TV-Faced weirdo: @flatfuckfridays
TV Face's Pimp I guess: @moth-pimp-val
She seems cool: @red-velvette-swirl
My Main blog: @somerandomwyrm
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ask-duck-daddy · 1 month
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WELCOME, DUCKLINGS!
NOTES:
This blog is run by a Proshipper, @senseichaos-thedetention
This blog is not supposed to be completely canon, so do not view it as such
This blog allows NSFW asks, so have fun with that!!
Unlike last time MDNI
RULES:
MDNI
No heavy stuff/ extremely personal asks.
No sexual stuff towards OP
No rushing when answering asks
NO ANTIS!!!!
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Hello it me 😈 do u like beetle cake 🐞🐞🐞
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Uh... What's beetle cake?
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senseichaos · 2 months
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Making a Lucifer ask blog, will link when finished!
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Alistair, it's so sweet that you care about Cali so much. But remember that every parent deserves a break, and it's okay to accept help from loved ones when you need to do things like sleep, eat, and shower.
Alastor: I suppose you’re technically correct. I may need to freshen up a bit. *looks at Lucifer* Think you can manage to watch Calliope on your own for a few minutes?
Lucifer: Please! I’ve been a father much longer than you have! You have what, a day at most? I’ve been a father for more than 200 years!
Alastor: Yeah but who has the most dead kids between us?
Lucifer:
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Alastor: I’ll be back. And Calliope better be alive when I return *leaves room*
Lucifer: *breaks down hugging Calliope close* I’m sorry Charlie! I’m so sorry!
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lucifurducklord · 2 months
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Hey Luci~ How do you feel about a woman with chubby cheeks?
I'll pinch them!!! Haha!
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*submits fanart, turns beet red*
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"My, my, is that me!?
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I love it!! Your art is marvelous!"
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bunny-is-cute · 14 days
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Uh lucifer I think that alastor went ahead and announced lilith death to all of hell
Lucifer: WHAT?!
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Alastor: Yes it I! The one and only Radio Demon! And I’m taking over this little chat thing here!
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Lucifer:
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Alastor: Too bad! I’m here now. And I shall answer the questions the curious listeners want answered!
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We know Alastor was disappointed with a son. Were you disappointed as well Lucifer?
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Lucifer: Of course not! I’m just happy he’s here and healthy!
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thebigbossofhell · 2 months
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What is your preferred form of humor? Dark humor? Chaotic humor? Cringe?
I feel like this image may be humorous to you.
Kind regards,
A
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That picture is quite amusing! If he had longer hair I bet it would look like mine…
Hmm my favorite humor? Probably dark and chaotic.
But if you ever make a joke about Charlie or my ducks, rest assured, you’ll find yourself in Hell gaster than you can say Heaven Save Me.
Have a wonderful day!
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