happy mother's day to jeremiah valeska who's the mommiest motherfucker i've ever seen, yes please sir gaslight me into oblivion and gimme crumbs of affection only when i'm obedient and convenient 💘

cuddy will be like “i don’t enable house” then continues to employ him at the place where he actively abuses patients and commits malpractice. at least wilson doesn’t have 50k of the hospital budget set aside for when house gets sued

Also of course Kipperlily lost her shit about Kristen not taking the campaign seriously. She's a kid who gets passionate about shit and her "friends" use it to take the piss and make her mad on purpose. It reminds me of my own childhood or the treatment of other neurodivergent kids in primary school, where you'd say you don't like being touched or that you want your stuff organised a certain way or bring a fidget toy or something to school with you and some kid would come and harrass you and move stuff and take things out of your hands just to get you to have a meltdown or give them a reaction they can laugh at you about.

She cares about the presidency, and thinks Kristen is taking it to fuck with her on purpose just like Ruben did with their party name and countless shithead kids probably did in the past.

woah. actual thought out reference?

Completely disregard wtf the reference from a couple weeks (a month?) ago looks like. Completely inaccurate. not sure what I was thinking w/ that one. This time I thought this one through, lol. wahoo!! Ive been kind of lazy and totally leaving out features the past few times Ive drawn him and I dont want that to happen again because he loses all the fun features.

notes written out for those who need it (glances behind my shoulder at the mobile app) under the cut. be warned, its long, lol.

starting from the top left, going across to the right side in rows.

-TURN-AROUND -opt grey hairs/grey stripe. he keeps it evenly colored with car oil. -eyebrow crease opt. -head lifted for convenience (for the pose. Also spelt that wrong on the image whoops) -5" when slouched. -neutral expression. Teeth always visible. -eyebags NOT opt. (Except in certain circumstances.) -"Tail" not usually visible -HORRIBLE posture* -black bottom lip pokes out a little -hands reach knees in reg. posture -Gnarly mullet -Overbite -Constant slouch. -Warped lens/frame -Sweaty & jittery a lot - \___ misc. extremes ___/ -BJD body -Motherboard cover -Plush tummy :-) -wears heart boxers underneath. Not shown. - |dissociating-----|-------disconnected| -sensitive eyes w/o glasses. Squints. - :arrow: Sparratically ejects -overdramatic - *except when actively interacting with someone - 5"1 when standing straight - |forced--|genuine--|?----|???---|

if i had a nickel for every time they ran a bird x fish themed event i would have 2 nickels

She wails as though a part of her has died.

oh man. i picked up the sidestory to @just-a-carrot's five-arc horror epic a couple days ago and i'm so glad i did. i'll probably be talking nonstop and/or drawing about it for days

there's a handful of whiteboard doodles with other characters under the cut, but rly i just wanted to pay a homage to the scene that hit me the hardest... enjoy

THE AFTERPARTY S01E05 X S02E05

We're gonna be friends forever.

just got back from seeing saltburn. gotta say, do not understand all the ppl on tiktok reacting with horror leaving the theater. that movie had me walking out of the theater giggling kicking my feet twirling my hair <3

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pretty old doodle that I fixed up waaatttt

also this is how i imagine RedSon would look like every-time MK gives him a smooch

okaybbye

let's play a game?

hey jesties guess what

it's my birthday!!!! and my doc needs to see me in person before approving my next years’ worth of medication refills (for some reason they don’t like handing out several hundred mgs of lamictal and seroquel for free) and since my ass is uninsured and i live in the grand ol usa it’s gonna cost me a few hundred buckaroos. if you are willing and able to throw me some dough, here is my ko-fi, within which you can find lots of pictures of me in clown makeup and also some small posts outlining various niche fool-related history topics.

also, as further incentive, check out this freakin' gnome generator i made if you haven't before and make yourself some gnomes with randomly generated images, names, and stats!

use it to make your gnomesona. use it to make a fictional gnome family. use it to create a single player ttrpg where you just create a bunch of different gnome factions and have them fight to the death and the last gnome standing gets printed out and placed on your fridge as a reward. whatever you do just be sure to tell me about it in my guestbook on my website. oh and also check out the other pages on that site. there's some other cool shit in there i promise ;o)

OH MY GOD YOU'RE BACK I'M SO HAPPY!!! YOU ARE MY FAVORITE ARTIST EVER EVER EVER AAAAHHHH

AAAAAA thank you that literally means so much for me to hear!!!!! YESSS!!! I am back!!! >:33

I have so much SolNep content I wanna spew out from silly doodles to very random AU art to actual stories and more!!!!

Porsche: Can I bother you for a second?

Kim: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

frolicking

girls being nice to me gets me higher than ecstasy ever could