wishmaster simon is really funny to me because its like the easiest way to make his relationship with betty work but also. you go to get a wish granted and its this nervous little nerdy guy whos nice but a little stuck in his head sometimes and kinda endearing in a pitiful way and he mentions his wife a lot.
and then you meet his wife and shes a 50 foot tall four eyed primordial eldritch chaos entity that reconstructs peoples organs as tetris blocks for fun and mutates entire worlds. and then theyre just in love and kiss and talk about old sitcoms like a middle aged dorky couple.
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After Sam bites Darlin’, he wakes up before them the next morning and lays there watching them. He cups their cheek and caresses it with his thumb. They give a slight shift exposing the bite marks. A gentle smile tugs at his lips as his hand falls to them. Soft fingers glide across the marks, barely a whisper, but Darlin’ jolts upright at the new sensation.
“Sam?” They ask as they notice him staring at them, “what are you doing?”
“Well,” his morning voice growls and a faux guilty smile grows, “I don’t want to say I was admiring my handy work, but…”
“Creep.” They laugh and playfully tap his side. Then a wicked grin spreads across their face as they look at him.
“I see that look. Don’t you dare Darlin’.”
They reach for his sides having recently learned were his ticklish spot. They barely lay a finger on him before he grabs their waist shifting to be on top of them pinning their arms at their sides.
“I said, don’t, brat.” The last word increases the size of Darlin’s grin. Sam feels their body shake from holding in laughter, “Don’t make me give you more of my marks.”
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