"he remembers that he loved bill denbrough, he remembers that well enough. bill never made fun of his asthma, bill never called him little sissy queer boy. he loved bill like he would've loved a big brother-" whhg:(
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MMMMMMMM MUTUAL BE COOKING SOMETHING SO FUCKING GOOD RN I JUST WANNA
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Best friend messaging me “Does that exist???” bc their therapist told them today they “Are healthy now and don’t need therapy anymore.”
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cain and judas are so kermit and miss piggy coded
TJIS ISSO FUCKING FUNNY AND SO CORRECT PLEASE
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oh my god im looking at the comments for cql wwx's character song on youtube (a bad idea), and amidst the "wwx is entirely morally pure" comments i saw this gem:
"I can't believe The Untamed has affected me so much. Before, I seriously hated the word gay...but look where I am now...So whipped for these 2 boys..crying over such beautiful gay songs. Seriously I hope more people get to know The Untamed and know that being gay isn't bad at all. It's just as sincere and beautiful as normal love. 😊😇💗"
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excellent picture of Peter!! * eats him
Cwovssvwjwvs You Can't just say taht sksksk-
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I can't remember how much of this is implied canon or my own interpretation, but I fully believed that Chiron recognized Percy was a son of Poseidon from the fountain incident with Nancy Bobofit, knew that a child of the Big Three being claimed would be a total shit show, and simply chose not to say a word about it
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DPxDC snippet/prompt:
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“John.”
Zantanna’s voice had that cadence to it. Faintly strangled. Forcibly calm. Her rising blood pressure and rapidly approaching limit for his special brand of excitement evident in every single letter of his name.
Felt like old times.
“Z.” He said, smoke curling out of his mouth and billowing towards the dreary grey sky above. The one nice thing about Gotham, it had the same gloomy dark ambience of ol’ London town. “Long time no see. How’s show biz been treating you?”
He saw the faintest of twitches at the corner of her eye. Could almost hear her counting to ten in her head. He smiled at her winningly, leaning back against the damp bricks of the alleyway as he waited. More smoke drifted upward from beside him in time with a bored sigh. Patience was running out on all sides it seemed.
“That’s a child.”
“Sharp as ever.” He said, taking another drag. He nudged the child in question beside him gently with his elbow, glancing down with a sly grin. “See this is why the Justice League pay her the big bucks. Nothing gets past our Zantanna Zatara.”
He got a cloud of smoke blown directly in his face for that, little shit.
“John.”
“Z.”
“Why do you have a child? Why is the child smoking?”
“Long story.” He said with a wave of his hand.
“I learned it from watching him.” The kid said, with the same cadence as that old American commercial. All dramatic and overwrought emotion. The gremlin swooned against John's side in an imitation of collapse, hand holding the lit bifter coming up to their forhead to really sell the melodrama. He nudged his ghostly companion off, grinning at Zantanna’s slipping patience as he did.
“Don’t worry about it. Kid's fine.”
“A child wandering around with you in a dark ally in Gotham smoking cigarettes is fine?”
“I mean, I’m already dead. And short. It’s not like smoking is gonna be able to do any worse to me.”
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This was the funniest possible outcome I'm crying
HOW YOU FEELIN THERE GALE MY MAN
(the answer is 'salty', apparently)
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Jazzwave but jazz mistakes a random cassette player for soundwave for a sec
KSJHKHCHJJSHJHBXJ BRILLIANT HYSTERICAL SHOW STOPPING
Crime of all crimes, being funnier than me on my own blog
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