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cum-villain · 3 hours
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how?? just how?
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A man wakes up in a hospital bed right next to his friend.
His friend says to him “We’re currently drowning in debt because the doctors just cured your amnesia!”
The friend then asks the other friend “Oh no! How are we going to ever pay the bills now?”
The first friend then has an idea.
“I know! Give me 100 dollars and I’ll buy a bat, then I’ll hit you on the head with it and we can claim your insurance.”
So the second friend gives the first friend 100 dollars and he leaves the room. After a while the first friend comes back with a bat and he hits his friend on the head.
A man wakes up in a hospital bed right next to his friend.
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cum-villain · 3 hours
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I'm coming back after months here so don't mind me asking this, but what's with those magnifying glasses icons Dimi 👁️👄👁️
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Your posts are kinda amazingly messed up on mobile
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Like I can read the post just fine and this time I can see your URL clearly but sometimes it's almost covering it 10/10
isnt tumblr beautiful
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cum-villain · 11 hours
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cum-villain · 12 hours
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apparently “”limiting my emotional range” and “crushing my libido” are symptoms of the wrong medication, and not, in fact, the sorcerers curse
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Stackednatural- 272/327
Ghostfacers (3x13) April 24th, 2008
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cum-villain · 12 hours
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'we transcend petty political tribalisms like left and right' is--not always, but much too often-- a marker that what you're about to read is unfiltered, high-octane, triple-distilled Turbo Fascism
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cum-villain · 12 hours
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The sexual tension between a girl and not feeling real every time her birthday comes around
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cum-villain · 12 hours
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please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions
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cum-villain · 12 hours
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Look it's important to how you understand others to see what ideological viewpoints they're absoribing and what thinkers they're in dialogue with, but you cannot mistake that for one person's words reflecting another's viewpoints or even that they're all on the same "side". Doing that is how you get to thinking TESCREAL is a good category.
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cum-villain · 12 hours
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its crazy when people say trans men cant experience misogyny. my doctor literally told me the last time i saw him that coughing blood was just because i was a female with anxiety. internal bleeding as a symptom of female hysteria. aight.
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cum-villain · 12 hours
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@thebibliosphere I had to repost this for both of us because OOF
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cum-villain · 12 hours
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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?
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