He’s so cool

my moms at their commitment ceremony on july 18, 1992. they were legally married on july 18, 2014, twenty-two years later. ♡

the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you

Kafka For Kids (2022) by Israeli artist Roee Rosen is set as the pilot episode for a TV series that perversely aims to make Kafka’s tales palpable for toddlers. The story delivered in this first episode is The Metamorphosis. While the tale of Gregor Samsa's transformation into a vermin is rendered in animation, the reading of the story occurs in live action, in the magical story-house, where an unnamed grandparent figure reads the story to a child, surrounded by a troupe of lively objects, such as Ms. Lamp and Mr. Table. These animistic friends dub the tale's characters, and perform the film's songs, accompanied by a toy orchestra. As the plot thickens, the ensemble is joined by other mascots, such as The Bearer of Bad News, who, true to his name, delivers with each of his visits a disastrous development, the first of which is the fact that Kafka himself prohibited visual depictions of the vermin. The centrality of the law in Kafka’s writings and thought, and the notions of childhood that are explored in the film lead towards its end to a very different narrative realm: an exposition of the complex and troubling ways in which childhood is legally circumscribed in the occupied territories by military law.

theres something abt those cunty 90s anime men thats so alluring i think it was all the estrogen they were putting in the water

Realizing the bad guy in Se7en actually didn’t do his research.

awww its ok little guy [steps towards you with intent to harm]

Why do racists not fear God?

Because the church can't call out abuse or racism.

UBI works. 88% success rate.

i think the funniest thing someone with boobs could do is to get tattoos that look exactly like top surgery scars and if anyone ever asks respond with a different cryptic non-answer each time

some suggestions:

yeah that didn’t stick

i changed my mind

do NOT get top surgery at claire’s they will fuck your shit up

i’m like prometheus. every day i chop these bad boys off and every night they fucking grow back just to spite me

i got bored and glued them back on myself

etc etc