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asmodeus-cock · 7 months

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This is about Vespin and Zerxus

#critical role #exu calamity #cr asmodeus #lord of the nine hells #vespin chloras #zerxus ilerez #exu zerxus

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lorn-art · 2 years

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Ah hell

#critical role #exu calamity #lord of the nine hells #Asmodeus #Lorn Art

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jackdoe · 2 years

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"Oh sure, Essek Thelyss, War Criminal, Traitor to his Nation, Conspiritor with Wizard fascists, officially Lawful Evil in the campaign guide, can be your precious meowmeow. But when I, Asmodeus..."

#Critical role #Critical role campaign 2 #essek thelyss #exandria unlimited #exandria unlimited calamity #Exu calamity #Asmodeus #Lord of the nine hells

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venndaai · 2 years

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Bonus:

(Caption: BLM as Asmodeus saying, “You have my word on this, Zerxus Ilerez. Not for all the ages of the world will I forget you.”)

#critical role #cr spoilers #exu calamity #zerxus ilerez #exandria unlimited #lord of the nine hells

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vividxp · 2 years

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Currently lurking in the Exu: Calamity AO3 tag like a gremlin waiting for the sweet, sweet post campaign Zerxus as Asmodeus’s champion fics.

Speaking of such fics, I just read kill them with and I highly recommend it. Good stuff.

#critical role #cr spoilers #exu spoilers #exu: calamity #zerxus ilerus #lord of the nine hells #asmodeus #fic recs

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nanyoky · 6 months

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Happy Circle of Needle and Thread finale week to all my mentally unwell friends, please enjoy one of my favorite cr series of facial expressions from the last time these three made me cry as tribute to the hawrrahs <3

#'why does the Lord of the nine hells call you babygirl' etc #I'm not prepared fam #it's gunna be so bad i know it #I'm gunna need so many snacks to get through this #candela obscura #the circle of needle and thread #critical role #exandria unllimited calamity #exu calamity

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tiny-huts · 2 years

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Obsessed with the fact that Asmodeus' play in Exandria always seems to be "Heyheyhey you can't kill me I'm just a little GUY I'm just a little birthday boy it's just my fucking BIRTHDAY. I'm SOWWY about what I did UWU I'm just a little man!!! You don't want to kill me!!!" *Murders you murders you murders you murders you murders you murders you* and literally everyone falls for it every single time

#exu: calamity #exandria unlimited: calamity #critical role #exandria unlimited #Asmodeus #like thats why Sarenrae is weak guys #the fandom has fallen for it too nsjdjd its so funny #is pelor bad? BESTIE THATS THE LORD OF THE NINE HELLS #heS LYING #exu spoilers

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apath3t1c-pr1nc3 · 21 days

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Bow down before the one you serve

You're going to get what you deserve

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I hate his legs and the spear. So much. Send help please

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bengiyo · 7 months

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Do you mind if I ask your top 10 favorite characters (can be male or female) from all of the media that you loved (can be anime/manga, books, movies or tv series)? And why do you love them? Sorry if you've answered this question before.....Thanks....

10 Favorite Characters

You asked a broad question, so I hope you’re okay with answers outside of my daily posting. I post a lot about BL on here, but this list is a mild reminder that I am Black. As I’m putting this list together, I’m recognizing a common thread of ruthlessness in these characters that I will have to unpack at some point.

Omar Little (The Wire)

Omar is one of my favorite characters of all time because he was the first sympathetic gay character I ever watched on TV with my dad. As I got older, my dad decided I was old enough and wanted me to watch what he considered to be one of the greatest shows ever made (NOTE: He is correct). I was obsessed with Omar because of his strict code and how gentle and loving he was with his boyfriends. It was amazing to me that we had this powerful gay character in the middle of a modern Greek tragedy and he is one of the most compelling characters ever created in American television.

Ender Wiggin (Ender’s Game)

One of the sad thing about growing up queer is the people who wrote a lot of your formative works hate queer people. Orson Scott Card was my first major disappointment in this regard. In the 7th grade, I discovered this book in our school library and ended up reading it and the related books multiple times throughout my adolescence. I was a weird kid who was too smart for my own good. In middle school I struggled with feeling out of place because I was relatively new compared to most of these kids, and my family had me on a specific life track that meant that I had to perform at a high level constantly. I connected with Ender’s isolation and his brilliance. I also connected to his ruthlessness.

Marco (Animorphs)

Animorphs is a pretty dark series for a bunch of elementary school kids to read, but that was K. A. Applegate’s point. War is horrible, and should be avoided. Reading this series is a reading the perspective of child soldiers. There was something about the way Marco always masked with jokes, but was quietly the most ruthless member of their group that means he’s always the one I remember first. There were also the ways he commented on Ax and Jake that just didn’t read straight, and I’ve been relieved that Applegate and the ghost writers have acknowledged the fan read on Marco’s bisexuality. I just love how from appearances at the end of the series Marco is actually okay after all the war, but he absolutely is not.

Benjamin Sisko (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)

He was our first Black captain in Star Trek and I will love him forever. He’s also from New Orleans and cooks our food. He’s a devoted father, which was something Avery Brooks requested for the role to make sure we had a positive depiction of Black fatherhood on TV in the 90s. He has an understated spirituality to him. He has grit from facing the ugly side of maintaining a utopia and has an incredible temper that he holds most of the time. He’s a nerd about baseball. He cares about his people and holds firm as their commander. This isn’t a committee for him. He can be so brutal. I love him.

Ghost Dog (Ghost Dog)

Ghost Dog (1999) is one of my favorite movies of all time, and I’ve always loved the version of masculinity Forest Whitaker put into this character. He has a sense of style and flair, and also follows a strict code of conduct. His adherence to his way earned him the respect of everyone in his community, and gangsters in his neighborhood show him admiration and respect. I loved his friendship with Raymond, in which neither knows what the other is saying and yet they are actually on the same page constantly.

Raymond Holt (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

Yes, this show is copaganda, but I love Raymond Holt so much. I love that Andre Braugher played the Straight Man role in a comedy as a politically out gay man who has such a serious exterior. Holt was so gay in so many ways and I am obsessed with him. He is so deep into his niche interests (like me) and yet he was actually such a great mentor figure to everyone under him. I loved that he and his husband were so devoted to each other but were never depicted as the perfect couple. I love that he has a petty beef with another colleague. He’s just an incredible character.

Kiram Kir-zaki (Lord of the White Hell)

Kiram is the first time I ever realized how deep the programming in speculative fiction to read the protagonist as a white man with brown hair and brown eyes. Kiram is a dark-skinned Haldiim youth with curly gold hair and light eyes. It took me three readings of this book to perceive Kiram properly, and it’s something that has shaken me for a long time. Kiram is brilliant, snarky, and too gay for his own good. He’s also not stupid. I love reading a smart gay character who generally cannot hide who he is doing the work to blend in to a homophobic setting. Ginn Hale also writes gay sex better than some gay male authors.

Kakei Shiro (What Did You Eat Yesterday?)

Honestly, when am I ever not thinking about this man? I love how, even if he can’t immediately give Kenji everything he might want, he gives Kenji all that he can. He couldn’t say he loved Kenji for a long time, but you could feel the love in his cooking. I’m so happy to have this man and his partner back on my screen again. It is just so hard to be gay. I am so relieved that many of the folks reading my posts didn’t suffer The Knowing, because I know that Shiro and I will never be able to get away from what it did to us.

Chiron (Moonlight)

The terrible intersection of poverty, race, and sexuality has never been better exemplified for me than in this film that has no white people in it. There are just so many fewer choices for us, especially if you can’t hide who you are. I love Chiron so much because we see so much of what he was forced to be pushed onto him. There’s something heartbreaking and beautiful that as an adult he resembles Juan, and that he never got over Kevin. I find it hard to explain why Chiron means so much to me, but I’m black and gay so I don’t always feel like I have to.

Max (Black Sails)

I love Max because she consistently chose to not be cruel when so many others would have. She is not accumulating power for her own ego or to punish those who wronged her. She holds power as a facilitator. History doesn’t remember the facilitators who keep the lights on and make sure the bread gets made every day, but you notice their absence within two days when they’re gone. Max is also funny to me because she and Flint almost never encounter each other, but have caused the other so much grief.

Thank you for the ask!

#answered #black sails #what did you eat yesterday?#star trek #deep space 9 #moonlight #animorphs #lord of the white hell #ginn hale #ender's game #ghost dog #brooklyn nine nine #the wire

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aletterinthenameofsanity · 2 months

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sometimes I'm just vibing and then my brain screams at me "ALL THAT PAIN AND MISERY AND LONELINESS AND IT JUST MADE THEM KIND" and I go a little bit feral

#the ultimate doctor who thesis statement #the one thing that every doctor holds true to no matter how much they drift into oncoming storm/time lord victorious territory #twelve in hell bent/all of s12 #ten sacrificing himself for wilfred in end of time #all of nine but specifically in doctor dances/parting of the ways- just this once everybody lives/cowardly anytime #eleven to baby amy but also with the flesh/children/vincent etc #thirteen tries so hard all the time but really shows up in it takes you away/resolution #they sometimes fail at being kind (the doctor is a hypocrite at their very core) but they always try #ninth doctor #tenth doctor #eleventh doctor #twelfth doctor #thirteenth doctor #doctor who #meta

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burnbrighterthanever · 4 months

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Genres of Folk Music, Baatezu Edition

Avernus

- The Tanar'ri Killed Someone I Liked/Stole My Spouse/Destroyed My Crops/Some Combination Of The Above And Now I Will Not Rest Until Every One Of The Abyssal Bastards Is Dead

- Gosh, The Archduchess Is So Cool And Heroic (I Totally Don't Have A Lesbian Crush On Her)

- I Went To War And I Now Understand Death And I Would Like To Go Home Now

- The Mine Is Full Of Monsters That Might Or Might Not Be A Metaphor For The Boss, And Now We Need To Unionize

- Remember Tiamat? Yeah, She Sure Was A Bitch

Dis

- I'm So Lost And I Can't Find My House

- The Archduke Could Use Some Prozac

- I Went Out For A Drink, Got Lost, And Went On An Adventure (And I Still Want That Drink)

- We're Building A Road And The Boss Can't Decide Where He Wants It (Please Make Up Your Mind, We Are So Tired)

- I Went To The Gardens And Got My Back Blown Out

Minauros

- I Lost My Stuff In The Mud

- The Archduke Stole My House

- There's A Monster In The Bog And That's Why I'm Late Again

- This Is A Cautionary Tale About The Perils Of Unchecked Greed

- I Forgot My Umbrella And I Regret Everything

Phlegethos

- The Most Pedantic Argument You've Ever Heard, Set To A Catchy Tune

- The Archdukes Have Been Fighting For The Last Nine Hours And I Would Really Like To Get A Coffee About Now

- I Bathed In Hellfire And Was Born Anew, And I'm Really Feeling That Gender Euphoria

- This Person Inconvenienced Me And Now We Must Settle This In A Court Of Law Like Asmodeus Intended

Stygia

- I Caught A Fish And It Was This Big

- The Archduke Is Still Stuck In An Ice Cube, If Anyone Cares

- I Went Fishing And A Shark Tried To Eat Me (Sekolah, If You're Listening To This, Fuck You)

- Song About How Cool The Archduke Is Censored To The Point Where It's Unclear Who Was The Archduke At The Time When This What Written

Malbolge

- The Gardens Are Beautiful And They Will Kill You (Just Like My Lover)

- Gosh, The Archduchess Is So Cool And Powerful (I Totally Don't Have A Lesbian Crush On Her)

- Ow, A Boulder Fell In My Head

- This Song Is About Going Walking In The Swamp (Totally Not An Overwrought Metaphor For Sex)

- Remember The Hag Countess? Yeah, We Like Her Better As A Feature Of Geography.

Maladomini

- I'm High On Gughalaki Right Now And Everything Is Great

- Is The Archduke A Slug Or Not? We're Too Scared To Check

- I Went To The Carnival Eternal And Got My Back Blown Out

- I Know We Live In The City Of Ruins, But Seriously, Stop Throwing Your Trash In The Street, We're Not Fucking Tanar'ri

Cania

- My Love Left Me And Now My Life Is As Cold As The Wind

- The Archduke's Experiments Blew Up My House

- I Am Romantically In Love With The Ocean

- We're Going Whaling! We're Going To Catch- Oh Fuck, The Whale Fought Back And Now Everything Hurts

- I Will Kill This Fucking Whale If It's The Last Thing I Do

- The Exact Plot Of Doctor Faustus But It's Described Like It's A Romcom

Nessus

- Remember The Calamity? That Was Fun, We Should Do It Again Sometime

- The Lord Of The Hells Did Nothing Wrong Ever And We Love Him

- This Song Is About Pomegranates And Is Totally Not An Overwrought Sexual Metaphor

- The Prime Deities Can Get Fucked

- The Lord Of The Hells Sure Has Some Intricate Rituals Going On With His Chosen, And I'm Too Scared To Find Out More

#dnd #stel speaks #the fire of baator #exu calamity #zariel #dispater #mammon #belial #fierna #levistus #glasya #baalzebul #mephistopheles #asmodeus the lord of the nine hells #zerxus ilerez

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asmodeus-cock · 8 months

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Taking a hint motherfucker

#critical role #exu calamity #cr asmodeus #lord of the nine hells #zerxus ilerez #exu zerxus

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jackdoe · 2 years

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#critical role #exandria unlimited #Exu: Calamity #zerxus ilerez #Asmodeus #Lord of the nine hells #critrole spoilers

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wherethewolfsbaneblooms · 10 months

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Queen of the Damned — Demon Lord of Hell Alcina x Dead Reader

Your life was never yours. It belonged to your parents, the Church, and God. A good Christian girl on the outside, no one would've guessed you harbored a dangerous secret. One that you'd take to your grave.

After a terrible loss, in revenge you commit a crime against God - and now you must face the consequences of your sins. When you are condemned to the war-torn Seventh Circle of Hell ruled by the Warden of Violence; a huge demoness with serious anger management issues, violent tendencies, and a tragic past, all of a sudden being damned to Hell doesn't seem so bad after all.

Gather your flame retardant suits folks, we’re all going to Hell for this one 🔥

#resident evil village #lady dimitrescu x reader #lady dimitrescu #resident evil 8 #alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu x female reader #reader insert #alcina x reader #Queen of the Damned #QotD #seven deadly sins au #nine circles of hell #Alcina is a lord of Hell #reader is dead

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aestheti-kitty · 1 year

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First Knight of “I can fix him” Avalir

#critical role #still rewatching calamity#exu calamity #first knight of avalir #I can fix him #the literal lord of the nine hells

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duhbatmann · 3 months

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Lonely valentines day songs

#low poly #100 days of productivity #trendingnow #relationship #relatable #music #thats so cool #very cool #sick as hell #lorde #paramore #nine inch nails #Spotify

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