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johnnyutah · 16 days
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average adam faulkner stanheight fan: if adam isn’t in saw xi we riot! @lionsgate @kevingruetert @jameswan #adamlives #justiceforadam #corpseinconsistencies
average john kramer fan: What people don’t realize about John, is he’s such a genius that even when he makes mistakes, he planned on making the mistakes. He is the greatest villain of all time
average jill tuck fan: Appreciation post for the Women of Saw 🩷 [the same ten photos that get posted once a week]
average lawrence gordon fan: last night i watched a 2004 tv movie about serial killers called ‘the riverman’, followed by the cheesy family rom-com ‘a castle for christmas’. today my friends and i are going to binge the entire third season of netflix’s ‘stranger things’. none of us have seen a single episode of the rest of the show and we don’t plan on it. then we might rewatch ‘another country’ together
average amanda young fan: sorry i haven’t been online in 4 weeks i’ve been too busy trying to get the new pig cosmetic in the rift [posted 7 weeks ago]
average mark hoffman fan: [underneath a gifset of costas mandylor in a republican christian propaganda ‘sci-fi’ movie] #hes so fucking hot #i would give anything to put him in a sports bra and make him do jumping jacks in front pf me i would literally do #ANYTHING #i need to make him into a marionett and fist him lol
average daniel rigg fan: Here’s a quick low effort doodle I did of Daniel! I just love him so much ❤️ [a literal masterpiece, the best art you’ve ever seen in your entire life] [3 notes]
average allison kerry fan: i am hardcore attached to ONE ship which is probably either allison/amanda or allison/lindsey and my whole blog is devoted to them. there are dozens of us DOZENS
average lynn denlon fan: okay so i know bahar is a realtor now but in her last instagram post where she’s congratulating her son on some new achievement, both the first and last words in the post have 11 letters, AND there’s an X and an I visible in the background of her post 👀?? is this a reach???
average jeff denlon fan: No seriously let me finish seriously when you compare him to the other shitty men in Saw he’s NOT that b
average david tapp fan: i’m 39k away from publishing my 40k tappsing Everybody Lives AU <3 this is going to be epic [account has been deactivated for an indeterminate amount of time]
average brit stevenson and mallick scott fan: Hey I stayed up making this instead of writing my thesis paper for grad school. Here’s a 30,000 word document about the implications of Brit’s promotion within the Marshford group and how it would lead to her eventual demise and also how she rose to the top in her group. It also delves into her relationship with Mallick, whose existence, I believe, is an obvious literary reference to an ancient Roman play read by only me and three other people currently alive. I translated relevant passages and included them in my work. I got understimulated around page 8 so I did take a break to pierce myself in the same spot that I believe Mallick would have a piercing. If you read my fics on AO3 you will already be familiar with the location.
average peter strahm fan: haha peter does CRACK cocoaine haha i think he sniffeds some drugs! why else would he be so MANIC HYPER CRAZY!!! i love my crazy JUNKIE man LOL get him some andderall STAT!! if hoffman didn’t kill him the SPEED certianly would of! LOL!
average lindsey perez fan: i love lindsey perez i’m such a big fan of the character lindsey perez
average matt gibson fan: i literally would eat garbage out of a dumpster
average ezekiel banks fan: holy shit i just finished spiral what a good movie what the hell!!! what a cool addition to the saw universe! i bet everybody else loves this as much as i do! let me take a big drink of water as i check tumblr dot com to see all the nice things people will have to say about darren lynn bousman’s Spiral
average william schenk fan: my hobbies include: being a fujoshi,
average cecelia pederson fan: [pic of cecelia yanking on the metal loop around her neck and smirking] https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vT3f5IIzt5PG-M7G9_Z-gjY4gZaiUneTdMlYrFAcdBGcJo0-N-RDQcj2JfxOaBTxKa6J_DiDQNgqVpg/pub
average logan jigsaw fan: What people don’t realize about John, is he’s such a genius that even when he makes mistakes, he planned on making the mistakes. He is the greatest villain of all time
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sailermoon · 4 months
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?!!!????!!
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wetchickenbreast · 6 months
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Logan jumpscare
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puffpiastri · 9 months
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as a fandom we’ve got to make sure we differentiate between loscar (logan/oscar) and landoscar, mctwinks, or twinklaren (lando/oscar)
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theycallmeaspen · 1 year
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Janus? What are you, a middle school librarian??
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ursifors · 6 days
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opened matt's stream to finally look at his facial hair, yelled, closed the stream
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wolvertooth · 5 months
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nepeta is just a sabrevine fankid btw. to me.
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claymorexpunisher · 4 months
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OH GOD NOT THE BLONDE TURD
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unsweetenedlettucewrap · 10 months
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grill the grid is so funny because almost everyone has some sort of european accent and then there's stroll sounding like a montreal hockey boy, checo pronouncing his s's and sargeant sounding like he was born to a soundtrack of born in the usa with a bald eagle in hand
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cowboyhorsegirl · 1 year
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For your post season 3 of suck when you get to it (aka Friday???? hehe): sibling/character rank! Bonus, top 4 suck-session character whomst do you want to launch into space
finished suck s3 aha
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CHARACTER RANKING (in order from most worst to least worst)
Logan Roy: this man is actually the Devil
❌☣️⚠️LOGAN ROY EXCLUSION ZONE⚠️☣️❌
❌☣️⚠️LOGAN ROY EXCLUSION ZONE⚠️☣️❌
❌☣️⚠️LOGAN ROY EXCLUSION ZONE⚠️☣️❌
Roman Roy: white supremacist, edgelord, i hate him, i am sending him to the Pits
Kendall Roy: ever so briefly served just a hint of cunt during the S2 finale but he fumbled the bag as he is unfortunately wont to do
Shiv Roy: she is delusional in such a specific way in that I think she thinks that her father loves her more than he hates women and unfortunately I simply don't believe that to be true. :(
Tom Wambsgans: if this was a list from Cousin Greg's POV, Tom would be the number one spot. I think somewhere in the multiverse there is a Tom who is bisexual and out and living his best life in Minnesota or maybe even Chicago and this last summer his partner took him to pride and they had a swell time and maybe afterward they indulged in his breeding kink a bit, who knows. But i want that for him.
Rhea Jarrell: I hope she never recovers from the whack-ass career move of going from PGM CEO to Waystar Royco CEO. I am shaking her for immediately setting aside her politics as soon as it serves her ambitions to do so (just like I am shaking Shiv for leaving politics to try and become CEO of Waystar).
Cousin Greg: he is like corporate playdoh. everyone else will shape him into whatever they want and then eat him bit by bit until there's nothing left.
Gerri Kellman: Gerri you messy bitch i love you
Caroline Collingwood: every time caroline is on screen with any of her children it looks like this lol
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13. Connor Roy: annoying me more with each dawning day. I almost forgot to put him on this list fkdjskfj
!!BONUS ROUND!! Top Four Suck Characters Who I Would Launch Into Space!✨☄️🌌💫🌠
Logan Roy
Roman Roy
Kendall Roy
Shiv Roy
Aw it's their first family vacation!! I hope they all have fun together in space where they can not wreak irreversible havoc on the world's cultures, geopolitical conflicts, and telecommunications industry 💖💖
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coldforestnight · 1 year
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Finally seated for 4x06!
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johnnyutah · 6 months
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john feeling bad about putting logan into a trap over his actions and personally saving him and nursing him back to life only to make him an apprentice and inspire an almost unhealthy devotion: boring, yawning, sloppy, lazy
literally the exact same premise with amanda and gabriela: the best idea ever put to words
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waystar-royco · 1 year
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the way he casually drops and insult towards his children into an unrelated conversation… I missed him 🥹
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wetchickenbreast · 10 months
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Logan jumpscare
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tomshivdivorce · 1 year
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WHAT IS THE OLD MAN DOING ON MY TV SCREEN
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ursifors · 2 months
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alarm went off so i turned over, turned it off, and jeremy in the vod was like LOGAN- i s2g this always happens when i sleep with the vod on LEAVE ME ALONE
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