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Welcome to Yinglet Explainer, where I talk about my relationship to the fictional species I'm kin to
A couple of notes:
Yinglets are an open species created and developed by Valsalia for the excellent ongoing serialized webcomic Out-of-Placers
There was an earlier version of this ask I ended up deleting, I felt it wasn't sufficiently reverent of clams
The scenario this version of me exists in is a strange furry version of the IRL world (before the TF, I was a tortoise person)
Yinglets and one-way TF from humanoid to yinglet form are known phenomena in this scenario's world (common and very rare, respectively), enclaves and other OoPs-specific social structures are not
I'm by no means a definitive authority on yinglets (so some information may be inaccurate to other media), I'm just writing a personal fantasy and how I like to think I'd behave in it
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Man...hey! Wait, lobster theme party anyone?
LOBSTER THEME PARTY?
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collage life is crying and then eating takis for breakfast lunch n dinner
#i would do this if i had a trillion dollars in my bank account#sjdjss no i wouldn’t#id be eating lobste
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i got lobst but i'm not a lobster
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I found a lobste
🦞
Look at my
lobst er
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#shopping #bargain💰 #jewelry #gemstone #wristwatch #accessories
And more ❣️
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#vintage
@vogue @vodka-astrology-blog
#southwestern @ebay @qvc @qvcrealty @mtv @celebritycloseup @variety
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get lobsted 🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦐🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞
🦐 <- you cant keep lying 2 me like this
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Heres a bunch of recent art I did:
For Lobst
For Gulfie
For GaoRush
for cherrypixelbun
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two crustaceans who just fucking hate each other. no love lobst there
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Karkat Vantas, Meenah Peixes
Page 616-619
KARKAT: KEPT YOU WAITING, HUH?
MEENAH: took you long enough bossman
KARKAT: I THOUGHT I ASKED YOU TO STOP CALLING ME THAT WHEN WE'RE ALONE.
MEENAH: big bossman
KARKAT: NOT BETTER.
MEENAH: sweetie-pirate
KARKAT: BOSSMAN IT IS.
MEENAH: you got it bitch
KARKAT: I CAN WORK WITH BITCH.
KARKAT: ANYWAY, THINGS ARE RAMPING UP OUT THERE.
KARKAT: ARE YOU JUST ABOUT WRAPPED UP?
MEENAH: yep
MEENAH: its a good thing youre back i just got off a real shipshow of a call with mrs fencesitter and agent short shorts a lil while ago
MEENAH: looks like serious shit is about to pop off
KARKAT: YEAH, I WAS LISTENING IN.
MEENAH: well dam dude why didnt you say somefin
MEENAH: mysterious ass spymaster
MEENAH: i coulda used some backup
KARKAT: I HAD OTHER SHIT GOING ON.
KARKAT: AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE NOTICED THERE'S AN ESCALATING, LARGE-SCALE MILITARY CONFLICT UNDERWAY; I DON'T THINK THE SOOTHING SOUNDS OF CROCKERCORP SUPPLY DEPOTS GETTING BLOWN UP ARE VERY CONDUCIVE TO CLEAR COMMS.
KARKAT: ALSO I'VE ALREADY HAD KIND OF A GAUNTLET OF A FUCKING DAY ALREADY AND I DIDN'T NEED THE PAN-ACHE.
KARKAT: I KNEW YOU HAD IT UNDER CONTROL.
MEENAH: youre lucky youre breamy as hell when youre out there doin tacticalypso or id have mutinied and kraken over this whole operation for myshellf
KARKAT: AND YOU'RE LUCKY I KEEP MAKING IT BACK HERE ALIVE OR YOU'D HAVE TO RUN THIS WHOLE OPERATION *BY* YOURSELF.
MEENAH: noted
MEENAH: anyway whats the move
KARKAT: CONSIDERING NONE OF THE MAJOR PLAYERS HERE HAVE ANY SENSE OF TACT OR SUBTLETY WE'RE GONNA NEED TO MOVE OUT PRONTO.
KARKAT: HOPE YOU'RE FIELD-READY, BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA NEED TO B-
MEENAH: oh fuck yes
MEENAH: dude let me say it
KARKAT: YEAH, GO AHEAD.
MEENAH: bring in the mothafuckin LOBsT-ERs
#homestuck#homestuck^2#homestuck^2 act 1#karkat vantas#meenah peixes#page 616#page 617#page 618#page 619
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Two weeks into going temporarily decaf (for reasons too convoluted to describe in detail here) and it’s far from ideal
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What is your favourite Lobste
salvador, obviously (best lopste)
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Parry! Riposte!
PERRY (the platypus?)! Shitpost!
Berry! Composte!
Fairy! You're toast!
Carry! You hoist!
Larry! eh, average
LARRY! The lobst(er)!
Scary! the most
eto... ummm... uhh... hmmm... eh... GHOST!
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Ruhm- und Rahmsauce
Ruhm ist für eines da: Abschöpfen! Bekommt man einmal eine gute Rezension, sofort abschöpfen! Reputation muss für das genutzt werden, für das sie gut ist: Um effektiver dasjenige weitergeben zu können, was man für wichtig hält. Das ist ein präzises und prästabiles, scharfes und geladenes Bestreiten.
Nur einbilden sollte man sich nichts auf Lob und gute Rezension, denn jedes Lob, jede gute Rezension ist und bleibt das, was die Psychoanalyse eine symbolische Kastration nennt. Mit jeder fantastischen Rezension droht man darum, einen möglicherweise guten Freund zu verlieren. Jedes mal durchzuckt es einen: Was, jetzt findest DU DAS gut? Das, mit dem ich hadere, lobst Du? Willst Du mich verraten oder bist zu korrupt?
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