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Yandere Bob Velseb headcanons!! (SFW)
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Anything you’d expect with Bob, possessiveness, blood, etc. Although it’s somewhat sweet.
-Fidget <3
Yandere rating:
7/10.
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If anything, he’s hella possessive over you. He completely disregards your friends and family. You aren’t allowed to keep in contact with them unless he says so. Every once and awhile he’ll let you see them. After he kidnapped and threatened them of course. You were horrified when you were told that your family was going to throw out your cat. You begged Bob to let you keep your cat, to which he agreed.
Expect to be threatened if you even think about leaving the house or trying to get any contact with the outside world. For example, touching the phone without his permission.
He doesn’t like to hurt you of course but he’s too afraid of losing you to control his morals.
However he’ll give you the benefit of the doubt in most situations.
For example if you try to call him while he’s not at home. You cut a vein once when slicing apples and out of panic, you tried to use his computer online to figure out how to heal a deep cut.
You stopped the bleeding but Bob got a notification that his computer had been unlocked.
Bob came home mad, but after seeing your deep wound. He pleaded for you to forgive him, in which you did.
You're allowed to watch Tv, I mean, you can use your phone of course. But, there’s guidelines. You can text your family and friends but you're not allowed to see them of course or let them know your whereabouts. If anything, you wouldn’t want to text them while Bobs around. Thankfully Bob trusts you enough to not go through your phone. It’s one of the only private privileges you get.
He’s pretty much gentle with you, he’s a big guy and he knows that.
He’ll take a lot of your used clothes, you’ve caught him sniffing them a couple times. It’s weird, but you assume it could be worse.
He’s obsessed with you. Bob wants you to have everything you could possibly want. Any clothes you're interested in? He’s already buying them for you.
He’s a great cook, actually, one of the best you’ve ever seen. You eat his food of course. You made sure to tell him that if he tried anything funny you would break up with him.
He didn’t take it well but you stood your ground. You were not eating human meat. He got the memo, so he normally feeds you animal meat. Although he always tells you that human meat tastes better.
Sometimes as a punishment, he’ll explain to you in deep detail how he cooks and tortures his victim. He holds you close so can’t escape, it’s a very traumatizing experience. You cry and tremble as he tells you horrific stories, sometimes causing panic attacks. It makes you feel trapped, it also makes you realize how violent Bob really is. How vulnerable you truly are with him. He doesn’t exactly like seeing you in such a state but it’s anything to keep you here with him, safe.
The first time he did it you didn’t speak to him for a while.
Bob realized just how much it affected you. He’s only saved it as his last resource. He doesn’t want to hurt you physically but mentally should get the message across that you can never leave him.
You see him with the suit often unless he’s coming back home. You're reluctant to let him kiss you after he returns. Hugs are also a no-no until he’s showered. Bob will whine about how much he missed you. You’ll dodge any affection and point upstairs to the shower.
He constantly wants your attention. Somehow, you don’t mind.
You love to cuddle with him, it’s one of your favorite things in life especially during winter. Bob is soft, and you can’t help but want to cuddle up to him while watching a movie.
For a murderer, Bob seems to prefer comedy over horror. You’ll find him laughing at family comedies.
The sets of humor you both have are oddly different.
You get a kick out of calling him Bob the builder. He gets offended by it. You think the face he makes is funny whenever you ask him to build you something.
He’ll laugh at old school jokes, most of which you'll end up cringing at. They’re bad, really.
Your relationship isn’t completely healthy. All you know is, you love Bob, and you know he loves you back. Even if it’s a little too much.
#yandere bob velseb#bob velseb x reader#bob velseb#spooky month 5#spooky month#sr pelo#yandere bob x reader#bob spooky month#Bob is hot#I just#I just really love this man#like sm
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AUSTRALIAN AUDIENCE LOOOOOOOOOK
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I am CRYING rn. Someone commented on my most recent ao3 fic and said that I was very very talented...nobody's ever told me that before, MY NIGHT HAS BEEN OFFICALLY MADE I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW 😖😖
#fanfic writing#writing#ao3 writer#ao3#comments#commenting#ao3 comments#archive of our own#I love it sm when people comment on my fics#I love replying to the few comments I get on my fics#Fr they mean so much to me#Like sm#🧡🧡
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how do we feel about trans jack overcompensating through the murdering because of internalised toxic masculinity chat
chat, how do we feel about this?
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I don’t want flowers or chocolate for Valentine’s day, I want the Build-a-Bear longhorn plushie
#literally they’re so cute#i don’t even care which size#i just want one because i love cows#like sm#riley’s riley chronicles
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:) forehead kisses and holding pinkies :)
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i wish i could vocalize just how much i relate to oh well by fiona apple. i swear this woman wrote that song about me. thank you mother fiona for your service 🫡
#fiona apple#oh well#she’s so real#queen behavior#i love fiona apple#like sm#like i adore her#like a lot
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Y'all when I say, "comeback can wait! let them rest!"
I mean the artist AND my bank account and wallet😔
#why are xdz zb1 and ateez comebacks so close together#I've never hated being a multistan more#ngl I was considering buying another xdz album on top of what I already ordered but now??#nope#yall...I love ateez#like sm#I'm realizing now that they're truly entered my ult list#cuz the way I will drop things instantly if ateez is involved#like it's at the point where hongjoong and mingi might even share a throne room with bobby and rowoon#like when ppl ask my ult bias I really be naming 4 ppl now#AHHHHHHH
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jim likes to platonically kiss their friends,, yeah that's it,, its so perfect
#jim platonically kissing lucius#my fucking heartttt#i have sm to say abt this hc#like sm#ofmd#our flag means death#jim jimenez
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COLLAR WITH NO HANDLE
COLLAR WITH DA HANDLE
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how cute would it have been tho if one of the last scenes in moon knight was Steven going back to his statue friend guy and telling him everything that had happened since he last saw him and the statue guy us just like 👀 coz he'd lowkey been wondering where Steven had been but he definitely wasn't expecting any of that
#I just love the scenes of Steven and the statue man#Steven bringing him food and reminding people to leave him a tip are some of his purest moments fr#I just love Steven#like sm#my friends and family are concerned#but how can u not love him#moon knight#steven grant#oscar isaac#mr knight
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“and i just thought maybe i do ruin peoples lives. maybe it would be better if i just didn’t exist”
charlie spring
#same charlie same#love rewatching heartstopper#like sm#my fav thing ever#heartstopper#charlie spring#charlie spring kinnie
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ourple ugy and venomous even(⌐■-■)
I want to be friends too 👁️
#OPUUUUU TEEHEEE#I HOPE YOU DONT THINK IM INTIMIDATING I TRY NOT TO BE#also i like you art too#like sm#gibs you hug#monnie answers
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i love my blogggg💕.
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