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Aaaaahhahahaaahhhh
I just binged the entirety of Gravity Falls and exCUSE ME?! THAT SHOW IS AMAZING HOW HAVE I NEVER WATCHED IT BEFORE RIGHT NOW?!?!! Especially younger me who was obsessed with hidden messages and codes and stuff like that like I would’ve eaten that up.
Oh and minor spoiler if you haven’t watched
Bill Cipher? Probably one of my favorite evil guy antagonists. He’s so unsettling and weird and perfectly crazy and like evil? You know
And now I’m moving to Tangled the Series! Wish me luck
#okay but seriously#watch gravity falls#why are all the kids shows#so so good#like my sister heard me rambling#and was like “wHY do yOu ONly liKe KidS shoWS?#idk sister why do you like spaghetti#because it’s amazing#okay I’m done#for now…#gravity falls#jadetheblueposts
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One of the most shocking things to go through as a sister of a brother is when his voice becomes low
Even more shocking if he becomes a bass. Like. That's LOW
#Shocking 10x if he becomes like lee felix#So yeah my brother is a bass#Tbh I didn't notice too much bc. I hear his voice every day#But my friends heard him through a call AND GOT JUMPSCARED SO BAD#“THAT'S YOUR BROTHER?????? WHY IS HIS VOICE SO DEEP”#Because I had moved as we don't call as often as you'd think#So they hadn't heard his voice in MONTHS#THEY ALSO GOT SHOCKED WHEN I TOLD THEM HIS HEIGHT#HE IS TALLER. THAN ME. AND I HATE IT#THE WORST THING YOU GO THROUGH IF YOU'RE AN OLDER SISTER OF A BROTHER#I'M 5 YEARS OLDER THAN HIM AND HE'S TALLER THAN MEEEEE#I'm praying my sister stays shorter than me forever. At least she's the shortest among us still#Haha among us— *gets punched*#☆ taruchi rambles 💬
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my 12 year old cousin wanting to know about my ex bestie history that goes back longer than she's been alive is the funniest thing to me
#x am rambles#she heard my sister talking about her on call 💀#and she was like why aren't you friends anymore. and i was like it's a long story. and she goes no tell me i want to know#but the thing is im sleepy af#so i just told her oh she hurt my sister. easier than getting into the rest of it#and then when the subject had changed like twenty minutes later she goes “i HATE [ex bestie] or whatever her name is. btw”#girl 😭#vagueposting the shit out of tumblr dot com
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Conversation I just had with my sister
Me : yk Turnon was acting really about of character earlier.. like he SWORE I mean he's has that blog for a month and a half and hasn't swore once like,, woag
Sister, without any hesitation : maybe he's on his period
#oh god my sister has heard so many of my ramblings about the arg its insane#idk why she still likes me lmfao#but she still does#somehow
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all's fair (war and peace)
kisses on cheeks and necks and collarbones and fingers / hands on necks pushing me to my best and on my arm pulling me away from the battle and on my face shielding me from my true self / your mouth bruised and bit and divided and conquered while your hands granted me temporary hope and a fucked up nostalgic dissonance from the real world / practice what you preach, i used to tell you / the difference between your preaching and practice never really existed as a discernable distance, but rather a manifestation of fatal hubris staining the cracks of your mantras / love is war and fair, and peace is unrequited and unattainable / the caverns of your love were too enormous for me too even begin to explore the subtleties of it / the vines of my preconceived notions must have wrapped around your throat as you choked out your repeated stories about gratefulness and being sated with the minimum i was given so that i'd never dare hope for more / when you vanished into the humid mist of the mystery that was so inherently you that i never learned to question it, the gasoline left by your presence burned. and it burned bright in the dark and harsh on my skin / your love wasn't fair or unrequited or unattainable. your love wasn't war or peace. your love was elemental / earth, air, fire, wind, water / your love was all-encompassing and destructive, and i drowned in it.
#hi i wrote this when my biological dad who left us when i was eight whom i never heard from again contacted me.#for the first time in more than a decade. today. um. its. its okay to rb. its fine to perceive this in any other way! just thought id...#idk like set things straight about why i wrote this. wrote it in ten minutes tho lol......haha#life is a. bit stressful rn. im not the Biggest Fan of my bio dad if u can tell#my stepdad Isn't the worst person but im not sold on him either. he's always been good to my adopted sisters tho#ok. enough rambling. um. enjoy <3#original poem#poetry#poets on tumblr#sara's poetry#im so fuckginf nervous um. sorry to put this Here but yk. yk . idfk i need an outlet i think
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I urge you all to mute my vent tag because i am annoying
#vent#once again frustrated with my dad because he called me unfair for not falling for his obvious shit and not paying the last part of his loan#i was asking my sister to be the one to handle the installment thing for the washing machine#and my dad heard and was like you’re being unfair you can just pay the rest of my loan and then take another loan for the washing machine#using his name#and i was like how tf is that unfair i litrally paid half of your loan already wtf man 😭#and then jokingly said ok you can just pay this other thing#he apparently ended up with a 200 debt on an online store and is asking me to pay it#like wtf man why are you being irresponsible with money 😭#im trying my best to save here while still pitching in with home stuff#like i understand you wanting things ofc like feel free but please be responsible with how much you spend 😭😭😭#rants n rambles
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songs that give me feelings so intense I can't even listen to them most of the time and have to take safety precautions when I do:
lonely by sadness
o superman by laurie anderson
the last 6 minutes of eateot
ohm sweet ohm by kraftwerk
#eateot last minutes messed up my life the most but it doesn't haunt me as much anymore#mostly bc i never listen to it#ohm sweet ohm is disturbingly comforting#idk what it is about it#idk something about the radioactive associations combined with the happy melody#o superman just kind of messes up my brain but again i rarely listen to it#that chord progression in general does something to my thoughts#lonely by sadness i literally refuse to listen to#i probably heard it around the time after my sister's friend died#and the first half is like. sounds like the actual horrors#it's so#you can literally hear the mental illness#but my god the second half#just the slightly out of tune acoustic guitar#it feels like there's no hope#god there is no reason for me to listen to that song#i'm gonna stop thinking about these and go listen to the venkification playlist (songs that make you feel like venk golden ratio)#ramble
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Absolutely devastated to learn that some of my friends haven’t heard of Simon Snow. I’ve been slacking and this is unacceptable
#m rambles#I’ve forced like 8 people to read it#from my mom to my sister to my friends to my residents#I’ve even recced it to therapists#but somehow the person I’ve known since middle school#who was friends with my sister#and whose been dating my best friend for four years#has never heard me mention it#I’m honestly disappointed in myself lol
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I hope I get fired so that I can get unemployment lol
#I told the new higher that I only clock out for 15 instead of 30 since we won’t make our full 8 hrs if we did and I still still down for#another 15 and I guess the bitch that was harassing my sis yesterday Heard it on recording???? idk how? and she told me that she was sending#an email and I told her that I don’t care#and the secondary boss overheard me and other coworkers talking about the incident that happened between my sister and the bitch yesterday#and was being annoying about that earlier#rambling#I’ll see the main boss on Thursday again and either she’ll send me an email or talk to me in person#I’ll just tell her that we don’t even make out 8 hrs anymore and we’re severely overworked and they always expect us to be able to do#Everything with little support etc etc and I haven’t seen a raise or anything in sight at all and my checks have been getting smaller and#smaller but they still expect us to be able to do 50 million things still while the money is becoming less and less like get the hell out of#here#bro please let me get fired 😭
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heard is such a keith character of all time because hes so different from any character keith usually plays and you can really feel him trying to stay in that role (serious, person with authority & willing to wield that, doesnt really show/give away emotions) & play it well and as a result heard comes across as someone so repressed its the best thing to me
#i remember keith (on a tips maybe? the bluff post mortem?) saying that he really wasnt sure about that decision at the end#like if it would feel to the listeners like itd come out of nowhere or like he was pulling punches and i went nooo keith everyone LOVES this#they r obsessed. im obsessed#bluff city#rosa rambles#so funny to me too bc while listening i was like hold on isnt this kind of..... .?? ? am i hearing this ?!? hm?!!#and then to be SO delighted when yeah everyone saw that . and its incredible#i was watching a frankly really bad episode of a horror anthology w my sister that was so dogshit i went on ao3 and looked up hector/heard#without even much hope to find anything but there was : ) and i was like wow this IS real
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oh my god mom didnt buy wine for thanksgiving
#my ramblings#IT’S LITERALLY DAY OF#anyway mom took our car instead of her car#because then me and sister can leave early if we want#and when dad heard that he said ‘don’t leave early. I don’t want to be stuck in a car with [cousin]’s dad’#which is very funny. never heard him voice an opinion on uncle before. none of us like him.#well he’s a bit of a rowdy uncouth insensitive kind of guy.#the only possible benefit he might have is pushing people on the fence more towards the left#on account of saying bullshit#ok. getting into Placid Mode
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Having siblings is good sometimes
#I messaged my sister to ask her if she could get my some gravol and water#received a `yep` and then immediately heard the sounds of her clamoring around downstairs#and maybe its because im tired but it was one of those little things that made me go `oh there really isnt anything like having siblings`#wynn rambles
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I don't think I want to actually change my name bc it doesn't actually get used often enough to bother me tbh, but I would maybe like to find a nickname for it that feels less... gendered? Like I currently use Ella/Bella, and that just feels *so* feminine yk
#idk what more neutral nicknames would even be though#like isabelle is a pretty feminine name#have been considering using Iz or Izzie#since ive also known/heard of guys using those#so they feel less intensely gendered to me#but my partner's sister is called Izzy so i am a bit wary of leaning too far into that in case it gives them the ick lol#im not actually unhappy with isabelle as my like official legal name though#and the process of changing that is so much effort that im just not bothered#and i dont really want a “guys name” or anything just maybe a little less overtly gendered version of my current name#idk if this makes any sense#just agender things maybe#its not something i think would really bother me so much if people didnt read or hear ella/bella and immediately assume “woman” yk?#and my physical body and clothing style etc. tends to reinforce that assumption#idk maybe im overthinking it#ramble hours
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— OPPOSITES ATTRACT
pairings: clarisse la rue x aphrodite!daughter!reader (romantic) percy jackson x reader (platonic)
summary: the one where percy jackson has to wrap his head around the fact that the nicest person he’s met at camp, is dating clarisse.
warnings: kinda crack ficy in my opinion, fluff, smooches, capture the flag, reader is percy’s saving grace, percy sees the reader as a sister
a/n: i just got inspired okay? ✊🏽
percy’s feet were booming, heard from afar as he ran to the creek’s shore. the ares trio hot on his tail as they chased him down. he knew he couldn’t run forever, he’d have to fight, but how on earth was he going to win against three trained teens?
as if clarisse wasn’t frightening enough already, her scream sent literal chills down percy’s back, guess she really likes spears? he thought to himself.
the sounds of cheers and celebration drew the pairs attention as luke planted the opposing teams flag into the floor. they’d lost. percy felt clarisse’s grip falter, only slightly, but not when she saw the flag, clarisse’s eyes were currently trained on something behind him. more bullies? “there you are! i was waiting for you, wanted to show you my new and improved skills.”
clarisse let go of him and he couldn’t believe it, the rage in her eyes seemed to dissipate the second you came around. you, the sweetest person he’d met here, were friends with that thing?
that thing was capable of feelings?
his jaw dropped at the sight of clarisse’s hands on your cheeks, listening to you ramble on about who you’d fought and defeated in the woods, the pretty butterfly you’d seen. percy’s eyes were so close to popping out of his skull as clarisse kissed you, deeply. then he wanted to vomit as hands traveled and tongues met.
at dinner that night you sat by luke and chris, happily eating away as your hand rested on a book infront of you. “hey perce! come sit down.” you patted the space next to you as he accepted. “what’re you reading?” percy stared at the cover you’d flipped over to display to him, well he wasn’t expecting that. “where’d you get it from?” you pointed towards your girlfriend proudly, “she said she knew i’d like it, isn’t that sweet?”
percy’s weird version of a smile caused you to frown, “your smile is scaring me.” he immediately dropped it as you laughed, causing him to nudge you. “don’t be rude, i’m just a baby.” percy hadn’t felt so comfortable with someone since his mother. you pinched his cheeks, “naw, yes you are.” he swatted your hands away as you giggled, percy stared at you, studying you.
shining eyes, a beaming smile and an enchanting personality, truly a daughter of aphrodite, yet you dated clarisse. it didn’t make sense in his head, but from what little scenes he’d seen between the two of you, if you were happy than he was too, “what do you see in clarisse? why are you with someone so—” you turned to look his way, percy was worried you’d be offended.
but of course you weren’t, “because i like her percy, and she likes me. she’s absolutely gorgeous, if she wasn’t already a daughter of ares or i didn’t know? for sure aphrodite. and, people are always misunderstood, just because someone seems like a bad person, doesn’t mean they are. when clarisse and i are together, i see the best parts of her, always. i love her regardless, but there’s obviously things that you don’t tell everybody you just meet, or if you aren’t super comfortable with a person then you won’t show all the parts of yourself. i think, when you love someone you accept all parts of them, the good, the bad, the worst. you love someone despite their flaws. clarisse is good to me, and i like her, that’s all that matters. you’ll understand when you find someone yourself perce.”
he sat still, raking over your words in his head, “if one person can feel that way about someone else, they’d explode.” you laughed at his words, he was still young of course, he’d understand soon, you had a feeling. “i’d happily explode because of how much i love her.” you glanced back at her, only she wasn’t there.
“well i don’t want you to explode, i do want to spend my night with you.” clarisse stood behind you with her arms crossed, you could see percy tense up at her presence. with your hand on his, and your eyes reassuring him, he smiled, “i’m happy for you, but if she try’s anything i’m more than happy to beat her ass for you even if i’m broken in half.”
clarisse couldn’t hear his whispers, thank god. your smile was small, placing a hand on his shoulder, you kissed percy’s forehead, “my protector, now no one can try anything with me huh? thank you perce, if you need anything here at camp, or if you just want to talk and eat those blue foods of yours—” his arms wrapped around your neck tightly as you recovered from the force.
“thank you.”
“any day perce, any time.”
and percy sat back, watching the two of you walk away hand in hand. a clear thought rung through his head.
opposites attract.
#clarisse la rue#clarisse x reader#clarisse la rue x reader#clarisse la rue x y/n#clarisse la rue x fem!reader#percy jackson imagine#percy jackson fic#percy jackson x fem!reader#percy jackson x reader
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Well i was bored the whole time but at least my youngest bro had fun, and i kept the middle child company since she was there invited.
All is good now tho
#papuka rambles#i already had it planned to stick with him the whole time since i over heard my mom talking to my dad#like i love mom but I literally hope her sister fucking dies#sorry but like when my brother told me how he felt the instant he noticed her like oooooo bitch karma better fucking get you more than it#already has
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request: So what I am thinking about is Yandere prince× reader who is tge daughter of a merchant and his childhood bestie. They have a 5 year gap and when she turned 20,she was getting engaged. So he level ups lol. Its ok if you wanna write it in headcanon style or fiction style I just want to read a royal au (I am a sucker for it.) Can I please ask it to be a little longer your emperor one was really good so it being small had really made me thirsty 🤒 and can you make it 18+ I mean yk 👀, obviously if you are comfortable. Thanks for reading all of my ramblings.
thank you for the request! :D
yandere!prince x merchant's daughter!reader (smutty 18+)
your father is a wealthy merchant close to the king and it makes sense that when you were born, you were presented at the court by the royal family's presence.
when yandere!prince first saw you he adored how a lovely baby you were and was eager to hold you. he treated you like a baby sister due to him being an only child.
you spent your childhood being at the palace mostly by the young prince's side with how compatible the both of you are.
even as a child he's very possessive of you, he does not want any children being at your proximity or anyone getting your attention away from him.
being the prince he is, you always follow his orders and in return spoiled by him.
a few years later, his platonic affections turned into romantic ones as he saw you blossom into a fine young woman.
he grew into a great prince while you were known to be the gentle and sweet girl always be his side.
he was 25 and you were 20.
he started to treat you like a lover would and it baffles you.
you tried to turn him down but he became even more affectionate when you ignore him.
you can't deny how handsome and charming he is that is making you grow flustered every minute you spend time with him.
he's known to being a gentleman when it comes to treating ladies with respect mostly showing them to you.
he's similar to how a dragon would hoard his treasure.
you're his happiness and he wouldn't want anyone or anything to take you away from him.
he treated you so well he doesn't even look at the other girls that were offered to him.
he isolates you from everyone else to the point his parents and your parents became concerned with the way he always hover around you.
when he found out your father engaged you to another noble he was angry.
you are his to claim and his to love and because of that he made a plan.
first he took you out like usual and then to the garden where you confided about your betrothal.
he feels his irritation rising with every word coming out of your mouth.
you told him that you heard some of the other girls how they got their virginity taken
which sparked your curiosity and made him grow even more hopeful on making his plan into action.
so he offered to teach you how to kiss and please a man.
you were quite reluctant but you were determined to be experienced so you agreed.
his first lesson was kissing.
at that moment he took your first kiss at the garden, he was extremely handsome and although you thought of him as an older brother with him being the only boy you spend your time with.
your kisses were clumsy but he taught you how to move you lips and tongue in accordance with his.
his kisses slowly became passionate and you have to stop him before your heart flies out of your chest.
you pull away from him breathlessly.
he chuckles at how you already look like a mess but you couldn't deny how it made you want for more.
so you pulled him close and told him to shut up and continue.
he smirks before diving back into kissing your soft lips.
he became even hungry and he also wanted more.
you couldn't forget the moment how he took you to his chambers where he undressed you and caressed your skin.
the way he gropes your body like he owns you.
he sucks deep harsh marks all over your skin and his hands roaming to appreciate your beauty. his sole focus was on you.
you whine at the marks he leaves your skin but he insists that its part of love making.
he looked at you with lust and passion behind his eyes his lips wet from the passionate kiss you both had shared.
he lovingly laid you down on his bed and took down his clothes revealing his glorious body.
he looked down at you as if you're the only treasure and the most beautiful thing on the world.
his intensity made you shy away making you hide your face into the sheets while you weakly slam your hand onto his chest.
he chuckles and he only kisses your cheek sweetly making you even more flustered so you told him to hurry up.
"my my~ so impatient."
he prepares you by spreading your pussy with his mouth and fingers, eating you out like a dessert.
you can't help but arch your body as he coaxes sounds out of you.
your body is only his to control and pleasure and you love every moment of it.
when you came on his tongue and came back up with him licking your wetness from his fingers.
you clench your thighs at the sight and this goes noticed by him.
"ready my dear?"
you nod and he slowly pushes into your wet untainted cavern.
the prince claimed you as his the moment his hard cock penetrated your wet pussy.
the moment he entered you he went feral at the feeling of your pussy enveloping his member.
he takes it slow until the pain subsides and the completely destroys you.
"fuck~ you take me so well my darling~"
he keeps pounding into you that you almost couldn't breathe.
your beloved prince doesn't dare to leave your pussy with the way it's clamping down on his cock.
he keeps fucking you until you orgasm intensely and he spills his hot load into your womb.
you immediately fall asleep after but he pulls out to watch cum leak out of your cunt.
he kisses your forehead whispering you did well and cleaned you up before cuddling you.
after that he was determined to cut off your engagement so he studied hard to the point of neglecting you but he apologized by sending gifts to your way.
with his harsh presence gone you saw how people gravitate to you and you became popular for who you are.
but you also noticed how some of the closest ones to you disappeared
you also met your future fiancé but in the back of your mind was your beloved prince.
time passes, days before your wedding the king suddenly fell dead and the prince was immediately coronated as king.
you watch him look at you within the crowd as he was hailed as the new king of the kingdom.
at the day of your wedding he was invited as an honored guest.
he watched your every movement and you felt his eyes staring holes at you.
he smiled for your sake but on the inside his anger is bubbling up especially the way your fiance now husband kissed you. he clenched his fist and clapped along everyone else, oblivious to the plan he was brewing.
at the reception, everyone was happy until your husband suddenly falls dead infront of you causing chaos.
the feast then became a funeral with the prince consoling you.
the next day, he offered to engage you to him infront of everyone even your parents.
your answer shall determine your fate.
A/n: the ending is kinda meh but I hope you like this!
#yandere x reader#yandere prince#yandere oc#yandere oc x reader#yandere prince x reader#yandere smut#yandere!prince#yandere prince smut#royal requests#fem!reader
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