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holy-shit-look · 3 years

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A Neurodivergent World

"Why do you always keep track of EVERYTHING?! I never have to help you look for ANYTHING!"

"Oh my God hahaha your memory is so good! How do you even function??"

"What do you MEAN you need a consistent schedule? Are you slow or what?"

"You need instruction and details?? So you can't even self direct? Wow... Do you take medication for that?"

"Oh my God I heard that you're in the 'typical-ed" class, are you neurotypical?? Oh my God wow! Do you wanna come have lunch with us?? Omg yay! Our own little neurotypical! If ANYONE bullies you, and I mean ANYONE, for being so bland and boring and not being able to make jokes you come tell us right away! I'm so happy we're adopting you awww"

"*gasp* you're neurotypical?? Your poor Mother is such a Saint, how did she do it?? Wow, such an inspiration."

"You know, neurotypicalism is curable if you feed your kid mercury tablets! Have you ever heard of Neurotypical Speaks?"

"Hey! Why aren't you shaking your leg? Why are you SO calm?!?!? You're distracting the entire class with your stillness. What do you mean you need to focus? We can't just turn the music and TV off to accommodate YOU when the rest of the class needs it to focus! Go to the office!"

"SO we've enrolled you in a special class that separates you from your peers in order to teach you how to behave with more personality before you reach adulthood and need to function in the workplace :)"

"Honey, I GET that you're doing well in math and science but your arts grades are unacceptable! I'm gonna be taking away your phone and creating as much stimuli around you as possible so you can FOCUS, and you can spend time with your friends again when your grades improve." (Turns on the TV, radio, starts vacuuming to help you "focus" on your homework)

"STOP saying you need peace and quiet to do your work! You're just looking for a way to procrastinate! You need it to be loud so you can FOCUS!"

"Omg, you've never been able to stay up over 24 hours hyperfixated on something? Have you ever enjoyed anything ever? God, y0u're so boring and weird it's like you don't even enjoy things lmao."

"I would NEVER make fun of someone for being neurotypical!"

"Oh look there goes the football guy!"

"So you just like, don't have any hobbies then?"

"I WISH I could find a real life bland cardboard standard girl to change my life, that's my FAVORITE personality trope!"

"Omg you're NEVER hyper, you're such a snorer"

"Do you like, ever stand up out of your chair and like, do anything? You DO?? Is that like, hard for you?"

"Omg your outfit is distracting me it's SO bland! Who would even dress like that?"

"Isn't EVERYBODY a little neurotypical? It's a spectrum, and we're all on it, so it can't be THAT hard!"

"Omg you don't even ACT neurotypical! You must be high functioning!"

#neurodivergent #adhd #autism #neurotypical #neurotypes

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