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Purification.
Design inspired mostly by Armstreet’s King’s Guard suit. It is gorgeous.
#knight#knight art#fantasy art#historical fantasy#historical armor#historical armour#14th century armor#14th century armour#1400 armor#1400 armour#armor#armour#medieval#knightcore#lay on hands#paladin#comics#fantasy comics
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Serra Paragon by KILART (choe, heonhwa)
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in today's dnd session that i run:
[battle over, the wizard was partially crushed by a boulder]
Wizard: I walk over to [NPC children] to see if they're okay.
DM (me): they've been eagerly watching the battle from safety
Wizard: "Hey, you guys okay?" and I try to wave with my injured and bloody arm
NPC Child: "Ew! Is that your bone sticking out!? Cool!"
Paladin: I come over and go "Hey kids, wanna see something cool?" and I slap Wizard on the arm and cast Lay on Hands
DM (me): like someone smacking a bad bruise, it hurts for only a moment as the bone gets reset with a crunch sound and your wounds heal
NPC Child: "Coo- *gags* -ool! Cool.. 🤢"
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Actually if you think about it being a paladin is pretty gay, like what are you laying your hands on? Another man?
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PALADIN???
#critical role#cr spoilers#erika ishii#what the fuck#lay on hands#bells hells#critical role campaign 3#cr campaign 3
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Archangel Aziraphale and Archdemon Crowley 😌
A step by step process of this will be available at my Patreon on october 1st!
#good omens#aziraphale#anthony j crowley#crowley#ineffable husbands#my art#I will level up every character I lay my hands on I can't help it#I blame my mmorpg history
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WERE SO BACK
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they are makng me insane, theres something so gay abt lay on hands
#bg3#wyll ravengard#tav x wyll#tav#paladin#voltaical ocs#bishop#AGGHHHHHHHHHH#why r u as a man laying ur hands on another man 🤨
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the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me
just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.
like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.
in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.
how am i supposed to act normal about this.
#i need to lay down#just drop this in there right at the beginning why not!#that’s INTENSE. and completely sincere considering his demeanor at the party. god#he’s so… nice. in the romanced epilogue. i expected him to be a little smug and jokey#if tav told him the others weren’t doing so hot without the two of them around#but he takes it so genuinely and with visible disappointment?? literally shocked me#i thought he would say oh of course their lives have taken a turn without our impressive leadership lol!#and then redirect into something a little less flippant#but man. he just gets sad. astarion six months into a loving relationship is like a stray cat that instantly gets cuddly when you adopt it#dude went cotton candy marshmallow saccharine sweet in a HEARTBEAT#bless the others with your presence he says. i’ll always be here he says. we have forever after all he says.#head in my hands. how could they do this to me#astarion ancunin#astarion bg3#astarion#bg3 epilogue spoilers#bg3 spoilers#baldur’s gate 3 spoilers#bg3
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The Justice League have a problem, one that needs some level of knowledge and expertise of a being from the Infinite Realms to give them a better chance of actually solving this problem.
However.
Every ghost they have summoned, without fail, took one look at Constantine. Squinted (yes, squinted). Then decided to go back to where they came without a word.
This. Would have been useful, nice even. If it was a situation where they needed the summoned being of a cult to head back to where they came without a fight.
But alas, that is not what is happening.
The Justice League, obviously, ask him why the ghosts keep fleeing back to their Realm at the sight of him, but Constantine can't answer because he genuinely has no idea why they keep leaving when getting a proper look at him.
So they keep trying and they do find some success in it. They summoned a boy, most likely older than he physically looks yet it still puts some of them off because of, well.
You know.
A boy with white hair and toxic green eyes. The boy stops short, as if not expecting to be randomly transported to somewhere else, takes a look around the room, then the Justice League. His eyes settle on one person.
Constantine, in particular.
He squints (Why do all of them squint? Nobody knows) and then a sudden looking of realization passes on his face. Different from the looks of vague fear and genuinely want to not involve themselves any further, his face held slight disgust and a heavy amount of disappointment.
Thankfully, he didn't leave immediately after that.
Constantine asks what's with the look on the ghost boy's face, the ghost boy in question squints even further. Stares at Constantine for a moment or two, buries his face in his hands and brings his knees to his hand and groans out.
"He could've done so much better."
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#dc x dp crossover#Yes this is vaguely tied to that other post about Vlad turning good and taking Constantine as his crush and boyfriend while Danny is like:#“Dude you exchanged THAT for my MOTHER?”#And tells Vlad he could do so#So#Much better#But Vlad is smitten#Anyways#The ghosts just leave after seeing Constantine because of Vlad#Like he may or may not have threatened a high number of them at the same time to not lay a hand on him#The ghosts#For their part#Don't want to involve themselves with the reclusive one#The outgoing one (Danny) is cool but the reclusive one (Vlad) kinda scary#Has generally bad vibes#And is ruthless#So they'll avoid incurring his wrath for this random human who they most likely won't ever meet again thank you very much#Right I just thought of this but#His Vulture underlings are also like:#“Boss please you could do so much better.”#While Vlad is making cheese
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Timelapse of my previous illustration.
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*Ozzie hearing that the contract was gonna give Crimson all of his factory assets*
Ozzie: *Mildly Annoyed*
*Ozzie hearing that Crimson was gonna use Fizz as a wall decoration*
Ozzie: *Actually angered and ready to kill*
#helluva boss#helluva asmodeus#fizzarolli#helluva fizzarolli#helluva crimson#crimson#helluva stolas#ozzie#fizzmodeus#fizzarozzie#silly#ozzie can excuse his money being taken away#but he's ready to fight if someone lays a hand on fizz
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How Historically Accurate is Skyrim? Part 3
How Historically Accurate is Skyrim? Part 3
#history #gaming #elderscrolls #videogames #education #teaching #writing #blog
When I first asked the above question, I didn’t think I’d be able to write a third part. I was so sure that as I trundled further into the fantasy landscape, less historic details would present themselves. As magic and mythical beasts become increasingly prevalent, I expected to spot fewer references to the real ancient world. Whilst this is very definitely the case, Skyrim is still presenting…
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#anglo-saxon#blog#charles ii#dragon#fus ro dah#gaming#glass#healing magic#historical accuracy#history#jarl#king#lay on hands#medieval punishment#rasputin#skyrim#stocks#thane
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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.
"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."
translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"
It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!
very this
#red said#it's just. I'm obsessed.#everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong#this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT#because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION#i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this?#why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered#but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances#then she left and nothing else occurred'#if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING#i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened#because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all.#a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman#b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening#c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that?#you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much#it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'
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Charles Leclerc and Max Verstappen | 2023 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix
🎥: F1 TV (November 26th, 2023)
for @souvenir116 ❤️
#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lestappen#f1#formula 1#f1 gifs#caro gif#abu dhabi gp 2023#abu dhabi 2023#can we talk about the moment charles lays eyes on max.#and then immediately goes in for the HAND GRASP.#lestappen gifs#caro edit
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My 19th century sea chest search has finally concluded, my holy grail of antiques obtained!
My mum found this in New Bedford. It has everything I could’ve wanted. Beautiful original beckets and extremely sweet carvings. Historical Butt Print on the lid and the inevitable warping from having been used as a seat for a while. Intact till inside. Really lovely patina. And a subtle repair that tells me that this was also loved by another generation.
It can’t come live with me til April but oooo I can’t wait to get to know him. Can’t wait to welcome this fellow.
#I’m already getting…vibes and theories from it I can’t wait to lay my hands on it#the energy it has seems…incredibly warm and sweet though
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