“Touch her and you’re dead” type of shit

My Roman Empire is the way Emma and Regina were so clearly made for each other and that them falling in love would have made an incredible/influential storyline, but the writers were so afraid of success and good writing that they decided to turn two independent, powerful women into damsels in distress who base their happiness on the presence of men. And they did this for the sole purpose of proving to SQ shippers that Emma and Regina were straight.

[DC] no girl don’t sell urself to the media youre only 2 weeks old 🥺

So these are based on the whole teen celeb thing he had going on in his early years, I just kind of paraphrased the dialogue 😭 I have a lot of thoughts vis a vis superboy’s personal struggle with identity and I don’t think signing your name to a contract and galavanting around tv screens helps with that 🤔 And it doesn’t help if you’re fresh out of the tube and can’t recognize that these people just want to use you for clout 😔 It’d be interesting if the comics actually did more with that stuff imo bc I think it could have been some cool commentary on media entertainment , esp later when he kind of stops being the hottest topic on tv. Also the last one is based on a recurring gag where he says smth jokingly “just hit me w a bus or smth 🙄” and then it happens.

Luzu: Quackity m’hijo

During Thursday’s event, Luzu accidentally called his son Ollie “Quackity” and got teased by Lana (his wife), but afterwards he said “Quackity is my son” while smiling 🥺

i have a confession. i kept the twitter habit of blocking ppl i dont even know for stupid reasons*€{£{€|

ves (+ lana) pic spam 22/oh no

One thing that goes crazy is those distant screaming calls for help you can hear in the background of off to the races. Like the whole basic premise is this lolita inspired dynamic between this young lonely girl and this much older man where she swears that nobody else in the world would even have her except for him and this in itself is a feat because she’s ‘crass’ and has a ‘broke down life’ etc and the whole thing is entrenched in denial. He loves her in spite of all these things wrong with her, all he asks is that she does what he wants, he’s like an omnipresent figure for her - watches her in the bathroom, getting dressed etc. and the almost hyperbolic way she describes herself smitten with him and how she believes she needs him, she’s nothing without him, the dependency borders on the paternal. It’s not that she’s unable to leave it’s that she believes she has nowhere else to go, he’s made it so she’s so enmeshed that she simply thinks she could not survive without him. he’s ‘saving’ her from herself and she’s in even more debt to him for it (sorry that im misbehaving!!!) and imo she’s almost a parody of herself bc she doubles down on this narrative that’s she’s a seductress and insane and crazy and she needs looking after by this mature older man when in reality she’s so troubled, under constant observation but she twists it so it’s like she’s running away to be caught by him rather than to escape. And in the end her calls for help can barely be heard under the passionate repetition that he’s her one true love

whenever i hear a song that i would like if it weren’t for the fact that it was too long, i think about this:

like you can afford to write tangentially if you/your music is already popular and you know that people are going to listen to you no matter what and in fact laud your longer pieces as being genius etc but can you really be releasing 5+ minute long songs without a built-in audience?

Head empty: Natasha is absolutely packing in her boxers, her hard shaft bulging against the cotton of her underwear already wet with her delicious pre cum. When you walk into your shared bedroom, you know what to do. Straddling her bugle you slowly drag your hips back and forward, the stimulation against your clit already being enough to bring you to the edge. Poor sleeping Natasha only releases huffs and whimpers as she doesn’t know what’s happening to her.

In the morning she wakes up all embarrassed in her sticky boxers, thinking it was all a wet dreams fault

would anybody actually read a multi chapter fanfic i feel like oneshots always get the most attention but i have inspiration for the first time in forever

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OUUHHH this is cute :o

i really love all of my friends (gf included RAHHH 🔥🔥🔥) and family!! they're all so nice and sweet and i can't express how much i adore them <3

i love love love writing!!!! all of my dumb poetry and stupid fan fiction... so dear to me

little details... so deranged about them!!! like the lyricism in maroon ("a real fucking legacy to leave," compared to "a real fucking legacy, to leave.")... or the twinkles in crywolf's songs.... or the rendering on art pieces..... or oddly specific metaphors..... god

other people being happy makes me smile a bunch :)))) i love it when people

beauty and the beast live action version idc IDC best movie of all time i don't care

fight club is so good guys its so good its sooo good i need a big neon sign in my room or above my head that says I HEART DESTRUCTIVE CODEPENDENCIES

my brain has been almost entirely consumed by knitting and crochet the past few weeks and I don't really know what to do about it. plus I've been working on my term paper for Ancient Egypt, which has taken up a lot of my brain space as of late

went to the Museum of Natural History today and I got a mammoth plush!

her name's Lana since it means "down, soft fleece, wool". plus it follows Tullia the Leopard Shark that I got last year for my birthday

im actually very curious did your mcs choose to make naveen stay in the hospital or let him live out his ‘last month’ away from the hospital?