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garb-rage · 10 months

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Going Thrift Shopping with the main 4 (Hcs)

🛼- Summary - Head cannons about your experience thrift shopping with the boys!

- Pairing(s)- (SEPARATE) Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, and Eric Cartman x gn!Reader

🛼- Reader info - gn!reader and established relationship

- Warnings - none! (Unless you count swearing ig lmao)

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🐀 - Kenny McCormick -

He’s so down, he’s SEEN all the ice cold shit you’ve found, and wants in on the action asap

Kenny had known about thrifting for a while, but hadn’t put too much thought into it due to money being tight and all, but according to YOU

“You just have to know where to look”

“Trust me I know a spot” “trust me this is where the heat is”

And trust you he did, because after taking him to some fun spots, there was no going back.

Thrifting buddy 24/7, just LOVES looking at the old clothes and pretending to be an old geezer with you, it makes him giggle

Fr makes up stories about shit he finds, probably forced you to wear it and purposely make you feel silly

“THIS old sweater was worn in the trenches of Mexico alongside my great great grandpa” 💀💀 and it’s a Star Wars T-shirt

Purposely finds good and bad clothes for you and him (he has pretty good fashion sense so you KNOW when hes got a shit eating grin)

If the shop has changing rooms, expect long ass fashion shows, the man spends WAY too much time looking at himself. He probably won’t even buy anything 98% of the time!! He’s just having fun with you!

Honestly, neither of you fucking knew that South Park had so many little shops like that!! Small towns DECEIVE!

The both of you almost always get coffee after a haul, it just feels right

And showing up to Tweek Bros. In the new shirt/sweater/etc, he feels like royalty ngl

Overall Kenny really enjoys the time spent with you, and the small moments between showing each other items or clothes really makes him feel momentarily flushed (he sees this sparkle in your eyes and he can’t help but melt)

Probably calls you a Cougar if you’re wearing something he deems “old” smh 😔

Also expect lots of “this reminded me of you”s and its the ugliest t-shirt you’ve ever seen

🧤 - Kyle Broflovski -

Ok he probably didn’t understand it at first and got kind of worried like

Is this your last resort 😔😔 he wouldn’t mind getting you something nice if you wanted 😔😔😔

You had to explain its a THING for you, like, it’s fun and you can find some pretty cool and cute things if you look hard enough!

Whatever, he wants to join in order to understand, and he surprisingly has good luck with good finds?? You’ll definitely force him to try at least ONE thing

Listen. This boy dresses himself like his mom still picks out his clothes ok. Button-ups, polos, nice jackets, Kyle’s a smartass and he wants to dress the part (😍) so for some reason it’s SO new to him, and he’s worried he’ll find something stupid and he won’t even know

Just wants your approval (he’s a sweaty nerd)

SURPRISINGLY, FINDS THE COOLEST THINGS! EVERY TIME!

Ok not every time but the matching old ass Terrance And Phillip shirts are a huge flex to him so hes happy

You’ll probably buy most of the things he shows you (they become your favorite and you wear them constantly)

Kyle and you are the same.like. “Oh this? Kyle found this necklace when we went thrifting together 🙄🙄”

And he’s constantly letting everyone know “Yeah this is a 1986 original Terrance And Phillip T-shirt matching with my partner 🙄🙄”

Everyone’s sick of it

You’ll go home with him after thrifting and Ike will TOTALLY make fun of you guys

Kyle, poor boy so In love, gets extremely giddy when you’re wearing something he found for you (blushing mess tbh)

Melts even more when you get some old stuffed animal for Ike and Ike ends up ADORING it (bonus brownie points from Sheila and Gerald)

He still doesn’t understand the whole thrift thing, I mean, newer clothes just last longer and fit his style more!! What!!

He enjoys going with you anyways and lovingly watches you get excited over small things like that <3

🎸 - Stan Marsh -

Crazy not so crazy, he’s actually gone a few times, really likes it too if it’s a good day

This, of course, makes you SUPER happy and you’re instantly dragging him to every spot South Park has

When he was with the goth kids, he remembered them talking about it, tried it for himself and was slightly obsessed for a bit

Indifferent about most of it, just likes going for the old band shirts or something with a funny graphic on it

Maybe a jacket or two as well

ACTUALLY he goes insane if there’s a cool looking varsity jacket or some jerseys yet to be worn

Although,,,,,,he has the worst luck with everything he cannot find anything good or something he likes,,,,

It’s either got shit stains or beer stains or god forbid SHARPIE or PAINT like WHY are these here

You gotta step in and hand him some of your luck, he wants his punk rock t-shirts or whatever 🙄 (he’s eternally grateful)

Thinks you look super cute in anything you’ve found, but gets slightly impatient if you’re taking too long in a dressing room or looking In the same section for too long

If there’s a certain band shirt you’re both looking for? He’s going to the ends of the earth (Just in South Park) to find it for you

Naturally, you’ll both have a blast just talking about where things have come from or chuckling over something funny looking

You’ll dress each other up in jackets too big for each other, it’s sweet and innocent 😭😭✊

Shelley caught wind of you two going thrifting every so often, she’ll kick out Stan and just wanna go with you 💀💀

Spoiler alert Shelley has TOO much fun with you and it becomes a thing (much to Stan’s dismay)

You’ll MOST LIKELY find stupid shit with her and constantly “hahaha Stan would look fucking STUPID in this”

“I know right!!”

Randy saw you wearing something you had found with Stan, thought it was Sharon’s for a while and was super confused 🤨🤨🤨

Overall, super fun chill time with the Marsh boy you love him, go get Ice cream with him after a haul ✊✊

🦝 - Eric Cartman -

“What the fuck are you wearing”

“It’s a cardigan I found doesn’t it look good!”

“Found where 💀💀💀”

ALSO DIDNT understand it and probably heard “shoplifting” instead of the former

You have to FORCE him to join you tbh and he suggested robbing Stan’s mom would get the job done faster, whatever

Pretends to be SUUUUPER bored and uninterested, like ugh he’s shopping? Says it’s totally gay

(SECRETLY LOVES SEEING YOU HAPPY 🥶)

Probably wouldn’t look around, just tag along while pretending to hate the entire experience (you know he doesn’t, you see his eyes go towards cool looking things in the shops)

Gets pretty impatient if he’s somewhere for too long, unless you REALLY beg him and find something that “meets his standards”

HATED thrifting until you found him a shirt without sleeves, looked corny as hell, had some bootleg graphic and inspirational quote and shit

Eric FELL IN LOVE WITH IT 😭😭 it showed off his muscles of course

You just HAD to get it for him, doesn’t stop wearing it, claims he found it until you give him the side eye

“We found it together 😍🙏”

“🤨”

You won’t go as often with him, but when you do (and when he’s not bitching about how boring it is), it’s actually a really fun time and he’ll make you crack tf up with snarky comments about things

He’s rude-funny and you are in love with it, especially when it’s towards something you like, you KNOW he doesn’t mean that bs towards you

Liane just HAD to mention that thrifting gets quite a lot of business in South Park, his con-man instincts went wild

Eric just wanted to start a business with you!! Resell items and clothes as if they were worth it! (They are not) fake stories galore!

Stop him before it’s too late please

DAMN WRITING FOR THEM HIS DIFFICULT, HOPE ITS IN CHARACTER, FIRST POST YALL 💀🙏

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bunnihoshiki · 1 year

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★ (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ 𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐃𝐎

🐰 . . 𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 ⋆ None

💭 . . 𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠/𝐬 ⋆ The main 4, CATG x Reader

🐰 . . 𝐒𝐲𝐩𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐬 ⋆ Basically what it said in the title!

💭 . . 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠/𝐬 ⋆!! All aged up and this can be seen as romantic or platonic but cartman's part is strictly platonic !! very ooc but aside from that there's none!

🐰 . . 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞 ⋆ hoshiki loves this prompt! He will be making this but in another fandom soon

Navi | Masterlist

𝐊𝐲𝐥𝐞 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐬𝐤𝐢

Sends Candy crush requests on Facebook. I just have that feeling

He would wake you up 2 hours early before school to make sure you don't come late. Also lies about the time to wake you up easier...

Also turns off your fan when you aren't waking up

He definitely points out grammatical errors or the spelling of someone💀

Probably tags everyone he knows in a Facebook post

Keeps his phone sound notif on

Always asking his mom for permission, yes he also asks permission to hang out with you

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𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐡

missed calls. Always.

Replies with a thumbs up and in rare occasion replies with K or Hmm

Borrows your charger.

Never returns it.

Listens to songs in a really loud volume to sound cool

Finishes the leftovers and puts the container back, don't blame him, it's a force of habit

Leaves the door open since he has a sister to do that to and does it so much to the point it's normal

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𝐄𝐫𝐢𝐜 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧

Takes your phone without permission and uses it for HOURS, like full on texting your friends and checking your browser history/gallery

and when he gives it back to you it's always on 1%

Did I forget to mention he also took your charger

Farts infront of you

Eats your food when you aren't looking and lies about not eating it despite having crust around his lips

Feel lonely with 69 others on facebook

He sings to a song like hes at some kind of talent show

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𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐌𝐜𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐤

Begs for likes and fame

Uses all caps

Steals your cologne/perfume and uses it until there's one drop left

Tries to sneak in the middle of the line instead of going to the back then claims he was saving time

Sometimes he accidentally makes himself too comfortable at your house

Throws a pencil at someone and say he dropped it

𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐠 𝐓𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫

Leaves you on read or takes days to respond

Doesn't hold the door for the person behind him

Takes up both armrests or takes the whole couch to himself

I don't think he'll even return his shopping cart

Cuts people off on the sidewalk while he's walking to piss them off

He would "accidentally" snap a pencil that he borrowed not because he hates the person but because he felt like it

Would also probably enter your room, stand there for a few minutes, then leave

Leaves the door open 2

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𝐓𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐓𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐤

Eats loudly. Like he chews loud with his mouth open

He doesn't know what he wants to order when it's his turn.

Ends up getting one of his friends to order for him

Sends a series of text instead of a long one

He will borrow a pencil and then brings it home with him. No he doesn't realize that

Sucks out of a straw even when nothings left in the cup

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𝐉𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐫

I think he'd invite himself to plans he wasnt part of

He'd follow you when he's bored

Also sings an annoying song on repeat when he's bored. It alway takes HOURS due to his stuttering and you'd have to wait through all of it.

Goes into a Walmart at midnight to asks if it's hammer time to all of the employees as a joke. I don't think they like the joke tho

Makes up weird sayings, writes it on a sticky note and post it throughout the town.

In social studies he'd joke about other countries

Pretends to tell jokes to his pencil

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𝐂𝐥𝐲𝐝𝐞 𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐯𝐚𝐧

Accidentally humblebrags to you

It's canon that he leaves the toilet seat up.

Probably doesn't even change the toilet paper roll too

Talks while a movie is playing

Complains instead of trying to find a solution, ends up resolving on its own anyways.

Definitely, 100% gushes about his new relationship

On the last day of school, he would celebrate loud and obnoxiously after he exits

Calls an "important" friend group meeting and then asks "does this colour look good on me?"

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𝐓𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐞𝐧 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤

Sometimes he accidentally turns passive-agressive

Talks like a baby to all the animals he sees, force of habit too btw

Writes a poem and always sends it to you in mail

Tweets pictures of random animals.

Leans on your head when you're shorter

Uses big words and doesn't explain it to someone

Wins every game night with the gang so much he pretty much gets waited out the entire game after that

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lumnries · 1 year

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┆．pairings main 4 x gn reader

┆．synopsis matching w him!!!!

┆．cw cussing

✉️ … i’m back w another one!!!! my reqs are still open :3 FOR MY CURRENT REQS, I’M DOING YOURS WHEN I WAKE UP 😁😁 they're aged up here as usual

stan ⊹ matching earrings

OKAY HE’S A BIT CONFUSED. he’s heard of people matching things, but when you suggest it he’s all ???

he definitely lets you pick what you want to match. since you did ask him first, he may as well let you decide what you want. & when you finally picked something out, he was kinda stunned. like ohmygod EARRINGS??? 😦😦😦 he thought you meant something more simple, like keychains but it’s not like he’s complaining

HE’S SO HAPPY WHEN YOU GUYS GO OUT AND WEAR THEM. he never takes them off, like ever.

“stan, do you like this one?” his gaze turns to the earring you’re holding. he briefly looks at it before nodding and quickly muttering a yes. “okay! i’ll buy it.” he panics as you take out your wallet, not wanting you to spend your money. “how about i pay for it? i may as well buy it since you were the one who thought of it.” you let out a snicker as you smile at him. “you always pay for our dates. let me repay you by this.” he sighs, murmuring something about you not needing to repay anything. he decides to let it go, knowing he couldn’t convince you.

kyle ⊹ matching keychains

LISTEN, HE PROBABLY THOUGHT OF GETTING MATCHING KEYCHAINS FOR THE BOTH OF YOU WHEN HE WAS RANDOMLY SCROLLING THROUGH HIS PHONE.

at first he wonders what you’d want, however he’d probably just go for the most common choice. why? because he does NOT care wtf you guys get as long as it’s something you’d like ‼️‼️

today, you were gonna meet up with your boyfriend, kyle. since it was the weekends, you guys planned to do a study date at his house. he told you he’d help you with your homework, but just now, he texted you to tell you that he had a surprise. saying you were excited was an understatement. currently, you’re in your boyfriends room. he welcomes you in, as he tells you to take a sit on his bed. he then takes out two keychains that had the design of both your favorite animals. he hands his to you. “i saw something yesterday, & bought these for the both of us. you have mine, i have yours. now we have something to remind us of each other.” you can’t help but grin at the boy, and give him a kiss in the cheek.

cartman ⊹ matching pjs

he just saw some cute pjs and instantly bought it thinking abt u 🙏

IT EITHER HAS THE DUMBEST OR PLAINEST DESIGN.

HE DEF VISITS YOU RANDOMLY JUST TO SEE YOU WEARING IT. he wants to make sure you like it 😭😭

“CARTMAN, WHAT THE FUCK.” you’re dumbfounded, seeing your boyfriend outside your window. it was 1 in the morning, and he was out here with just his pajamas. you went out with a jacket in your hand, worried. you’re now outside only to be met with his satisfied expression. you put the jacket on him & smack him, to which he groans at. “what was that for??? i just wanted to see you.” you sigh, knowing he meant well but couldn’t help but worry. “you know, i’m fine with you visiting me but at least try taking of yourself. you could’ve gotten a cold…” he whines, but understands your concern. “fine, not because i’m listening to you but because i don’t wanna get sick and miss my classes with you again.” he looks away. you laugh at his antics only to receive a glare. “my bad. but why’re you here at one? is it something important?” he smirks. “of course, i had to see if you were wearing my gift.” you stare for a moment before you cackle. you whisper a low of course before inviting him in to sleep with you for the night, not wanting him to be troubled by the algid air.

kenny ⊹ matching lego sets

GUYS. LISTEN. i saw these rlly cute lego sets on pinterest & was like “omg this is perfect” BECAUSE THEY’RE SO CUTE

anyways, you probably buy them because you were originally looking for a gift to give karen but the moment you saw the set you just knew you HAD to buy it.

HE WAS SURPRISED, LIKE YOU GOT ME A GIFT TOO??? he was straight up crying happy tears like u’re so thoughtful 🙁🙁

“well, i’m just glad your sister liked the gift. we should take her out next time.” you say to the blonde boy. he nods, seemingly lost in thought. “ken? you good?” you ask. the male jerks his head to look at you and apologizes. “you know you can tell me anything.” you reassure him as he laughs. confused, you open your mouth to speak but he cuts you off. “no, i’m just curious why there’s still something in the bag.” he points to the said object. “oh! wait a moment.” you get up & take the bag as you walk back to kenny to hand him the bag. he’s confused for a moment before he checks the inside and sees two lego boxes. “what do you think?” you watch him as you wait for a reaction, and you see his beaming smile. he turns to you & hugs you as he thanks you over and over for getting him a gift.

#☒ ⠀fluff #south park x reader #stan marsh x reader #kyle broflovski x reader #eric cartman x reader #kenny mccormick x reader #x reader #gn reader

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luvghostie · 1 year

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Could you do the main 4 after a fight with their s/o, and how they would make it up to them? (South Park)

╰┈➤ 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐀 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐒/𝐎.ೃ࿐

GN Reader

TW: Semi-angst, language, and aged-up characters

When you guys fight it's usually Cartman's fault. He'll bring any sensitive topic to the surface to get back at you. Whether that be something embarrassing or traumatizing he doesn't care. If it makes you angry, that's what matters at the moment.

Whenever the fight gets out of hand the others will step in. Kyle yelling at Cartman for being a dick, Stan telling you that it'll be okay, and Kenny giving you hugs or rubbing your back. This happened at once a week maybe, twice.

After being confronted and proven wrong Cartman runs home. When he reaches his house he cries for hours on end. He cares about you, however, he also knows some things were uncalled for. He shouldn't have brought up such hurtful things. Likewise, Kyle shouldn't have jumped in.

You sometimes hang out with the rest of the group to cool down. They all give their advice and try to help. Some of the advice is awful but you still appreciate the effort. The first thing Kyle always says is, “kill the fat ass.” Of course, you won't, but what the fuck Kyle.

Cartman will sneak out of his house later to see you. When you hear him throwing little rocks at your window you let him in. He apologizes over and over again. Truth be told, he feels horrible for what he did. If you forgive him Cartman will never bring up those subjects again. He loves you a lot and fights happen in relationships.

Kyle and you don't fight a lot. On the downside, the fights always happen because of his mom. She and you aren't on good terms. She's very open about how she thinks you aren't good enough for her son. That being said, you bump heads more than anyone.

You wish Kyle would stand up for you. Instead, he just sits back emotionless. He thinks you are good enough for him he just doesn't want to argue with his mom. He's always been a momma's boy and doesn't dare go against her word. You love him but you wish he would at least talk to her.

In the middle of a fight, you give up. It's always the same things coming from him. “What am I supposed to say?” and “she's my mom y/n I can't be fucking rude!” as soon as you try to leave he stops you. An argument with Kyle has never lasted more than twenty minutes. Either he apologizes or you do.

“Wait, y/n, I'm sorry,” Kyle said hugging you. “I'll try to talk to her.” most times you wouldn't believe what he said. Yet, he actually did speak to his mom. (with encouragement from Cartman and Stan) the next time you saw Shelia she didn't say a single word to you. Whatever Kyle did you were grateful. No words were better than being told you weren't enough.

It takes a lot for you and Kenny to fight. Like, A LOT. Whatever pushes that last button causes you to yell at him. Perhaps, it was the fact he was okay with how badly people treated him. Maybe, it was because of how much you disliked his shitty parents. Something finally made you upset to the point it turned into a fight.

Kenny doesn't get heated until you question his love. He cares deeply for you, so hearing such things are bound to hurt. He's worked many hours to give you gifts. He's even stolen items just to see that beautiful smile on your face. “What the hell do you mean I don't love you?!” he asked still muffled.

The boys watched in silence as you argued back and forth. It was almost weird to see it happening. Cartman, Stan, and Kyle just stared at each other questioning whether or not to stop the quarrel. I mean, it's not every day that something like this occurs.

You were fixing to walk away but just as you took a step Kenny died from a flying football. It felt unreal, but it was horrible to see him dead. You witnessed this all the time but that didn't mean it was easier. It was so unexpected Cartman even let out an audible gasp.

A couple of days later Kenny showed up back up to School. You were so happy to see him that you ran to hug the boy. “Oh, Kenny, I'm so sorry for fighting with you,” you said, burying your head in his shoulder. “I missed you so much.” Kenny hugged you back feeling the same way. Now, whenever you fight (which only happens at least three times a year) you always try to end it on good terms just in case.

Just like Kenny, it's very rare you two fight. Wendy is always the reason it does transpire. You've never liked her and she never liked you either. Stan and she used to have a thing for one another. You assume she still does based on how she acts. Sticking her nose in your relationship, flirting with your boyfriend, and even saying nasty things about you.

Stans made it very clear he doesn't like Wendy to you. You try to believe him but you still worry that maybe he's lying. Your worrying caused the fight to begin. He gets upset knowing you question his loyalty and feelings for you. A year and a half together he anticipated some trust.

Many hurtful things were said to both parties. Unlike Cartman, nothing traumatizing was brought up. Kyle will move Stan away to cool off and Kenny has you sit down. It takes a bit for you to calm down and realize your anxiety got the best of you. You go to find Stan right away and try to make amends. It feels icky knowing you should've listened to what he said.

Stan forgives you and apologizes as well. While you guys were separated he talked to Wendy. He made it obvious the feelings he once had for her were gone. It warmed your heart knowing he did that just to reassure you. As the days passed you began to trust him more and more. No one butted between you and him. If you ever get anxious again don't worry, he'll be there with open arms.

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angel-gone-south · 9 months

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i have a request for gn!reader who js eats everything after seeing my brothers doing this. Most common stuff bein like playdoh, orbeez, or flowers w craig, tweek and maybe some of the main kids? probably would make more sense if they all were 4th graders? (srry if its too much, like ur stuff and saw reqs were open!)

Main 5 + Craig and Those Guys w/ Reader Who Eats Everything!

my friend used to do this. i think its a disorder? pica iirc anyway TYSM FOR UR REQ 4th grade reader + boys

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Eric Cartman

hey what are u doing

hey that's not food, you idiot

makes fun of you for it

but secretly keeps an eye on what goes in

berates you extra hard when its something extra bad

brings you snacks sometimes so you don't put bad shit in your mouth

if you question him about it "mom packed too much"

Kyle Broflovski

no!! no no!!!

lectures you like a mom

brings you chew stims or snacks when he can

has to practically keep you on a leash

jesus christ he does the thing where he pinches the bridge of his nose when he gets annoyed

enjoys your presence but you stress him out deeply!

Stan Marsh

bets you you can't swallow it (if it's safe)

holds your hand in a death grip so you can't run off and get into something really bad

steals his sister's mints and gum so you can have it

sometimes you gnaw on his arm

he pats your head while you do

thinks you're MAD WEIRD but loves u fr

Kenny McCormick

dude he does it too a lot

if he doesn't think it's safe he eats it first

has died a lot this way

doesn't mind though if it keeps you safe

would let you chew on him but he's a bit stinky so you don't

he steals you dog toys as a joke but you actually use them

flattered but laughs at you

Butters Stotch

oh golly

please dont eat those

he worries so bad

makes you the stuff that's like playdough but edible

has chew stims out the wazoo

lets you chew on his sleeve and then wails about the wetness

he doesn't actually mind though

Craig Tucker

pays you to do it

laughs when you hate the taste of something

"your fault for putting it in your mouth, idiot."

he's right tbh but you still pout about it

has so many pictures of you putting random shit near your mouth

taken seconds before he snatched them away from you

his sister eggs you on

he yells at her for it and then also eggs you on

Tweek Tweak

oh god oh god please don't!!

screams when he catches you

you've got this boy practically ripping his hair out

worried about even the smallest things

he can't stand to watch but also feels inclined to (to keep you safe)

learns the Heimlich just because of you

bought books upon books of what flowers, bugs, and plants are ok to eat

it keeps him up at night

Jimmy Valmer

always cracking jokes

definitely thinks you should be more careful though

will learn about it (not to the tweek extent)

tries some stuff with you like wild blackberries

one time you guys ate gingko sapling

boy, the bitter taste would NOT come out!

Tolkien Black

while he thinks it's cute, he will urge you to stop

whenever the boys catch you doing it clyde goes "aw, momma's gonna be mad"

then turns to tolkien

eye rolls are given in return as he stops you from consuming literal poison ivy

gives you gum and chewy stimmies

holds you by the shirt collar when you run to grab something

Clyde Donovan

silly goose

honest to god makes bets with craig on if you will (tw) throw up or not

bites you back if you bite him

eats certain things with you

you both got sick from eating marigolds once

his mom was not very happy with you

but the days next to each other in the hospital room were fun

you ate flowers less after that

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creamymilkk · 2 years

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I hope ur still active but can you do teenage Kyle finding out his s/o has a thing for red heads??

🦊♡ “I mean.. yeah..I do have a thing for redheads…" ♡🦊

༉‧₊˚ #Teenage!Kyle x GN!Reader

𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . .

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. ˚₊ ꒱ Pairing/Pairings: Teenage Kyle and Reader.

༉‧₊˚ -Format: Headcanons/Blurb

× &﹕Summary: All of your friends try to bring up a fact about you to Kyle but you didn't want that until he found out...

×﹕♺ AUTHOR’S NOTE(S): Hey! Im getting back to writing:D so I will 100% be more active, AND MY GOD THIS IDEA IS SOOO GOOD!! I’m in the writing mood sooo BLURB TIME:3 (Y/F = Your friend’s name, E/N = Ex name.)

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♡- Let’s begin, you two met at highschool. Sooner and later, you two become a thing. Which you two were honestly such a power couple.

♡- I mean everyone wanted a relationship like you two, even Wendy wanted Stan to act like his best friend. ANYWAYS, back to the main thing.

♡- Let’s just say when you introduce your new boyfriend to your friends, let’s say they were giggling and whispering to you about your boyfriend…

♡- “Really, y/n? I thought you were done with…” before your friend could finish the sentence. You were already pulling Kyle away from them.

♡- He was already wondering what ‘you were done with’ her words not his. He kept asking you what they meant but you kept changing the topic.

♡-”Hey sweetheart, what was your friend about to say-”

♡- but before he finished “Look at the time! I have to go to math class, I don’t want to be late like last time!!” Then you were fast walking to your ‘math class’ even though you were just going to the bathroom.

♡- You were just shy about the topic and didn’t know what Kyle would say.

♡- Kyle would usually drop the topic after knowing you didn’t want to talk about it but he couldn’t get this out of his mind. So he did some digging (by digging just asking your friends)

♡- And oh boy..he didn’t think it was that..

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Kyle didn’t know what you were hiding, I mean it couldn’t be that bad right? The red head boy just sighed as he closed his locker. The school day couldn’t be faster? I mean for him, the day went slower than a snail. Yes. A snail. But luckily he made it through lunch time, where he saw your friends looking at him and was giggling. Then there was his partner, in the middle. Blushing like crazy, soon they made eye contact. Then they quickly stood up and headed to the bathroom, he just knew there was something she was hiding. But he couldn’t quite pin what was the reason, they couldn’t tell him. So he walked where your friends were. They all saw him walking towards him. They all stopped talking and passed ‘shhh.’ ‘He's coming, act normal!!’

“Hey you…” one friend said to Kyle, so awkwardly. “Well me, Y/F and Y/F have to go… to the bathroom!” the friend said and got up with the other friends. Leaving the awkward friend with Kyle. Great. “Um ... I really need to go also! See you!” they said trying to leave before this gets anymore awkward. “Hey no wait-” Kyle said while grabbing their arm. “Look. I really need some answers and I think you might know the answer.” He said while trying to make them sit down, he really hoped that they might answer the question. “Okay fine! What is it?” they said their voice was growing louder than before. “What’s Y/n hiding?” “What do you mean?” “You know what I mean! The reason why you guys were giggling” He said clearly getting annoyed. He knew they were acting dumb. “Ohhh! That” they giggled. “I thought Y/N already told you” Starting to smirk at him, “Well if they did, I wouldn’t even have asked you!” he said, getting mad. “Okay, so you already know they dated other people right?” “um..yeah?” He said confused. “What’s E/X hair color?” “Red?” “yup! Now what's E/x hair color?” “Red?” ‘What are they getting on?’ he thought. “Now what's your hair color?” “It’s Red.” “your so dumb.” “huh? What do you mean, I don’t get it.” “dude. Y/N has a thing with red heads.”

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♡- So there he was in front of the bathroom, waiting for you to come out.

♡- He couldn’t help but get flustered. Something about that just made him blush just like his hair color.

♡- He used to hate his hair when he was younger, I mean Cartman made fun of him for it. Nobody even used to like it.

♡- Just you liking his hair color just made him blush like crazy. So you did kinda boost his ego.

♡- When you finally came out and saw him. All you could do is stare at him, your friends already quickly told you what happened. You were going to kill F/N.

♡- “Hey Y/n, I finally found out what was brothering you!”

♡- he said while smirking just a little.

♡- “So your into read heads?” He said clearly knowing how much that made you blush like crazy. Just. Like. His. Hair color. He thought.

♡- “NO!” you almost yelled.

♡- “So all of your friends are lying to me?” He said while lightly laughing.

♡- You sighed, you couldn’t hide it anymore. “I mean.. yeah..I do have a thing for redheads…”

♡- He couldn’t help but blush. Those words just made him melt.

♡- You looked up and there was your boyfriend, blushing, eyes wide open, and lost for words. All of that ego was now gone.

♡- Of course, you couldn’t help but giggle.

♡- So you kissed him.

♡- “God..I love your red hair.”

♡- Kyle was just standing still, with such a love struck smile.

#kyle broflovski x reader #kyle x reader #kyle broflovski #kyle brovlofski #south park #south park fanfiction #south park fanfic #south park fandom #gn reader #gender nuetral reader #inbox is always open #inbox open #South Park kyle #im into writing #i hope you like this #im going to cry #i love him so much #i love him

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morgandoesstuffsig · 11 months

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SOUTH PARK

⊳⋆ QUOTEV

⊳⋆ WATTPAD

#south park x y/n #south park x you #south park x reader #stan marsh x reader #kyle broflovski x reader #kenny mcormick x reader #eric cartman #south park #x reader #gn reader #reader x various #various x reader #craig tucker x reader #tweek tweak x reader #craig and those guys #x gn reader

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lesbians4kenny · 2 years

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| Lucky to have you

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| Genre : Comfort/ Fluff / x Reader

| Reader’s gender: G/N

| CW : Insecure reader, no specific insecurites are mentioned though

| Characters : Kyle Broflovski

| Highschool AU

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| It was a Saturday night as you were in your room, getting yourself prepared for tonight, you could barely even stop yourself from smiling! You hadn’t seen your boyfriend in forever.

| Finishing your hair as you got up from the chair you previously were sat on, making your way towards your bed to grab your phone. But coming to a sudden halt as you approached your mirror.

| You glared at your reflection, you just put on your most-adored outfit, with the plans of going out with your boyfriend. Yet you just couldn’t stop staring at yourself, not in the good way either as the more you scanned yourself the more annoyance you felt.

| “Have I always looked like this?”, “Since when did this look so bad on me?”, “How am I supposed to fix this?” You thought to yourself, each and every insecurity of yours as bright as day in your eyes.

| The thought of Kyle— no, anyone seeing you like this horrified you. You were supposed to have a great day out with your boyfriend, you two have been so busy with exams lately to the point you’ve barely spoken to eachother.

| You were so excited for this day, yet here you are. Breaking down from just looking in the mirror, at yourself, at the features you deemed oh so unworthy of love. From not just you but others aswell.

| Too absorbed in your thoughts, that you hadn’t noticed the voice, knocking at your door.

| “Y/N,” knock knock “are you ready?”

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| . .

| . . .

| Why the hell weren’t you responding?

| He tried again, repeating the same movement and question. But he was still deprived of an answer, slowly opening the door out of concern. He scanned your weeping figure shaking on the floor as he stood in the doorway, stunned.

| “Y/N??” as soon as he got ahold of himself, he dashed down next to you, on his knees patting your back. “Hey, hey what happened? Are you alright?” He knew it was an idiotic question but he didn’t know what else to do except for bringing you into an embrace until you finally were more composed.

| You sat there, in his arms— your figure was still slightly shaking, ashamed of yourself for being so vulnerable infront of the person you loved most.

| A few minutes passed, you were finally relaxed and were able to speak without tearing up even more. He looked down at you, caressing your back as you relaxed yourself. He awkwardly averted his emerald orbs around, not certain on what to do.

| “So uh, wanna talk about it?”

| You looked up at him, still sniffing, before opening your mouth to let out one of the few sentences he had never expected you to say, or ever even having the thought of asking in the first place.

| “What is there to like about me?” Your breath hitched.

| It felt like the world stopped. Why would you ask him that? Why would you NEED to ask him that? Did he do something to upset you and make you doubt yourself?

| “What is there NOT to like about you, Y/N?” He sat there, still uneasy about the sudden question

| “It’s just—“, you tried your best not to breakdown mid-sentence again, “how are you attracted to me? Especially when I look like this. There were so many other people you could’ve chosen, yet it was I who you picked. Why?”

| His heart felt like it shattered into a million bits, he felt absolutely pathetic. He can’t believe you’d think of yourself as so unworthy to even be associated to him. Though it seems he took too long to think of answer as you’re currently starting to tear up..again.

| “Wait— dont cry! Y/N please, I promise you that you’re everything I could ever ask for. I swear.” He sat up wiping your tears away with haste, holding your face gently with his hands, giving you a quick peck on the forehead before resuming the topic at hand.

| “You’re the most beautiful person a guy like me could ever dream of, please, dont ever think youre not worthy of my love. We both know you are and always will be, alright? No matter whats making you feel like this I still adore every bit of you. Never doubt yourself. And my love for you doesnt stop at your beauty. Your personality, every aspect of it, even when youre mad at me I still adore you. I wish I could just express all my love at once, I really do.” He lowered his head, “I love you, Y/N L/N, so please, please promise me you’ll never doubt yourself like this again.”

| Tears ran down your cheeks as you leaned in for a heart-warming kiss, everything about the man made you absolutely giddy and thats all you need to worry about. (other than how the hell he got into your apartment)

WORD COUNT : 815

A/N: dude it took like 2h for me to write this i hope i didnt mess up his character 😭 im only on season 4 soo 😕 but i hope its enjoyable somewhat!

#south park x reader #south park #kyle broflovski #kyle south park #kyle x reader #fluff #comfort #insecure reader #first fanfic #sweating rn bro #kyle broflovski x reader #south park x insecure reader #gender neutral reader #GN reader #good ending #my back hurts bro

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cocogrrrl · 9 months

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who are you?

while you're on a date with your boyfriend, when a girl comes up claiming that she's his boyfriend. (requested!)

main three (separate) x gn!reader cw: fear of being cheated on/replaced for two, yn being called a whore + sleaze wc: 2046 for all

an: my first request!!!!!! >▿< i hope this suffices! also stan's is a lot more light hearted than kenny and kyle's huhu

🍀 k. broflovski (wc: 679)

You were out on a park date with Kyle. The two of you were propped up against a tree, with your body loosely leaning on his as well. You buried yourself further into him, your lips humming against his neck.

He seemed to find the action ticklish, brushing you off of his shoulder by gently holding your head up by the chin as if you were just as delicate as porcelain. He stared at you, and you could tell that it seemed like he couldn’t get enough of you.

“I love-” you whispered against his lips, right before being cut off by a foreign voice off in the distance.

“Who are you?” A random girl spat out right in front of you. Kyle immediately let go of your chin, both of you sharing a confused look before looking back at her.

Kyle was the first one to answer. “What do you mean?” He asked, turning his head at the girl.

“Huuhhhh!? You’re my boyfriend, duh! Why are you hanging out with… that?” She said. Immediately, your head whipped towards Kyle’s direction, eyes pleading to confirm or deny that what she said was true.

“Look,” he sighed, closing his eyes—an action you’ve come to familiarize yourself with whenever he got upset or angered. Hopefully, he hasn’t been lying to you, right? I mean, he does seem genuine, but…god. “I have no idea who you are or what you’re trying to do. Can you just leave us alone?”

She scoffed, rolling her eyes. “Yeah, that’s exactly what a two-timing dick would say!”

“I think you’re looking for the wrong guy. I’m not whoever your boyfriend is.”

“Yes, you are! You’re,” she took a short pause. “...Brad.” She said with full conviction. It felt almost as if a thunderstorm swept itself off your shoulder. You released the biggest sigh you must’ve let out in your life. “And I can’t believe you’re cheating on me! With someone less hotter than me, not to mention.”

“Don’t you dare talk about my partner like that!” Now he snapped, pulling you close to him. “Just cut whatever the fuck you’re trying to do. You got the wrong name anyway!”

She stared at him in shock and disbelief, her jaw dropping on the floor. She turned around, probably to walk away now, but before she did, she leaned into you. “Watch out for that son of a bitch.” She said, walking away right after.

“I’m sorry,” he let out an exasperated sigh, holding your body up as he rested his head on your shoulder. “Gah, I feel so embarrassed.”

“Hey,” you cooed, patting his head. “It’s okay. You didn’t do anything wrong.”

“I know, but I,” he mumbled, his frustration making him grip onto you a little tighter. “Agh, thank you.” He raised his head, smiling at you. “I hope you weren’t super worried or anything.”

“I kinda was…” You pouted. “It’s not your fault or anything! I know you're better than that. My mind just started jumping to conclusions faster than I could stop it. Sorry.”

“No, no,” he said, removing his hands wrapped around you to lift your head, making you make eye contact with him. “I understand.”

“Thank you, Kyle, especially for when you were defending me earlier.” You hummed, leaning into his touch.

“Thank you too, YN, for not storming out or anything.” He laughed. “You were about to say something earlier, right? Before that whole thing happened?”

Your mind snapped back to earlier, and you quickly nodded. “It was nothing.”

“No, I wanna hear it.” He smiled.

“Ah, well,” you nervously mumbled against his hand. “I just wanted to say I love you…” Your words came up more muffled than remotely discernable, to which Kyle found himself giggling.

“What?”

You raised your head from his hand, dragging your lips right next to Kyle’s—the same position you two were in a few moments ago. “I just wanted to say I love you.” You whispered, all breathy.

“I love you too.” He giggled, nudging his nose into yours as he briefly closed the gap.

🍁 k. mccormick (wc: 755)

Traveling through the streets with Kenny, your arms were intertwined—swinging as you two circled around the town. You two shared your headphones. The sun shone but hid within the cloud, so you two weren’t burning right now. If anything, the lush breeze of cold winds blew against you two and made everything cold for you.

Suddenly, something stopped the two of you dead in your tracks.

“Who are you?” A girl spoke up, making you two put your little walk on pause. “And what are you doing with my boyfriend?” Quickly, your head jolted towards Kenny’s, who gave you a look just as shocked as yours.

Now, your relationship with him was still awfully fresh. Before this, he often went from girl to girl. He never really was confirmed to have dated two people at once, but he was a heartthrob amongst most, nonetheless. You worried, like any other rational person. What if he was really two-timing you two?

You turned back to look at her, mumbling out a nervous “I don’t know?” You didn’t notice it at first, but you let go of his hand, your concerns quickly getting the better of you.

“Well, he is my boyfriend, and I think you’re just being used by him.” She said, pushing you off to the side as she hugged Kenny’s arms like a koala—who pushed her off of him immediately.

“Kenny, is this true?” You looked at him, maintaining a farther distance from him. You were worried, maybe a little insecure too. Those attributes were playing themselves to the maximum right now.

“God, of course not!” He clicked his tongue, shaking his head and walking over to grab you by the sides of your arms. You flinched and took a few steps behind. “YN. I’d never do a thing like that. I understand you’re worried, given everything about me before, but I promise.”

“How can I be sure of that?” You looked worriedly at him, then back at the girl who had a smug grin on her face.

“Because I like you,” he breathed out. “I like you a whole lot.” He smiled at you, not daring to move any closer for fear it would make you uncomfortable. “And because I have no fuckin’ idea who this girl is.” For a split second, you felt like you could completely trust him again like he was being genuinely honest. For a split second, just his gaze cured you of all your worries.

The girl spoke up once more. “What? I’m your girlfriend!” Just like that, your fears snapped back as fast as they left. You stood there frozen, watching what Kenny would say next.

“Look, girl, I really don’t know who you are.” Kenny rolled his eyes, sighing as he rubbed the back of his neck to relieve some tension. “So unless you got some hard proof that we’ve hooked up before, like texts or pictures or somethin’, YN is my partner as far as I’m concerned.”

She scoffed in reply, but she remained silent. Seems like she was stirring up some trouble all for nothing then. “I… I don’t, but I can’t believe you’re sleeping around with some sleaze!”

He walked up to her, pressing his hands firmly on her shoulders. “Now, you don’t talk to my partner like that, yeah? You know as much about me as I know as much about you—which is none. Stop prying yourself here. It’s fucking embarrassing and you’re only humiliating yourself.” He turned her body away from his direction, giving her a little push. He pulled you and lead you into the opposite direction she was facing.

“Are you okay?” Kenny asked, wrapping his arm around you.

“Yeah, don’t worry,” you sighed, resting your head on his shoulder.

“I’m so sorry for that. I’d never do that to you, you know?” He cooed, playing with your hair with the arm around you.

“I know, I know, but that had me completely worried for a second—if I’m being honest and all.”

“I get why. I can’t say I blame you. I mean, I’d be as worried as you were if I were in the same position.” You found him resting his head on yours as well. “But, I just hope you know that ever since we got together, I’ve completely changed from that side of me. I really like you a lot, and I just can’t bare the thought of losing you because of something stupid like that.”

“Ken?”

“Hmm?”

“Thank you, Kenny. I like you a lot too.”

🎸 s. marsh (wc: 612)

You and Stan were by a bar, mindlessly chatting as you two were mindlessly drinking. The atmosphere was crowded and busy. Though it would be overwhelming, especially adding onto the strong scents of alcohol and sweat, you’ve learned how to tune those things out as best as you could.

Stan was currently talking about what he and his best friend Kyle were up to earlier, you gazing deeply at him—forgetting to pay attention, even. “Yeah, and then Kyle was all angry all of a sudden. I get it, though, but like-”

A whiny, near-shrill voice caught both of your attention. “There you are! I’ve been looking everywhere for you!” She sighed, taking a seat right next to him, hugging his arm.

Needless to say, Stan had a bothered look, pulling his arm away from her as he faced back to you, mouthing a ‘Who is she?’ at you. You shrugged.

To be honest, you were pretty sure that Stan hasn’t been seeing other people. I mean, he spent most of his time either with you, Kyle, or at work. He work alongside Kyle, and you trusted his friend, so you were sure you would’ve heard something already if he was doing something like that.

The girl behind scoffed. “Oh, my god! You’re so embarrassed. Why did you do that to me? Your girlfriend? Hellooooo?” She yelled amongst all the noise, waving a hand in front of his face.

Stan rolled his eyes, pinching his nose. “Dude, look,” he sighed, turning his direction towards her. “I only talk to, like, five people a day, max—and that includes my parents. I don’t know what your deal is, but I literally have no idea who you are.” He replied blankly but at the same volume.

“You’re only saying that because you're with some trashy whore you found on the street. You’re too nice to hurt her feelings.” She sneered, glaring at you deeply. You weren’t hurt by her comment, you were better than that, but you did find her really funny.

“Don’t say that. That’s my actual partner.” He shook his head, rubbing the sides of it to cool himself down. “We’ve been together for a year now. You’re just embarrassing yourself.”

“But I am your girlfriend!” She pouted, landing a fist on the table.

“Don’t think so.” He hummed nonchalantly, taking a sip of his drink.

“You’re so annoying! I’m breaking up with you.”

“Wow. I’m so hurt.” He replied sarcastically, tapping his foot and resting his head on the palm of his hand as he waited for the exchange to be over.

“Ugh, don’t come crying saying you regret you did!” She cried, pushing him as she got out of the place, making a beeline towards the door underneath the luminous ‘exit’ sign.

“Uhuh, ‘kay. Buh-bye.” He said, double-checking if she was actually gone. A few moments after she was gone, you burst into a laugh. Stan rolled his eyes at first but found himself joining you as well—with him even ending up banging on the table.

“What exactly just was that?” You exhaled, catching a breath as you wiped away a tear from your laughs.

“No idea. Fuckin’ weak, though, babe,” he said, brushing your hair out of your face as he tucked the strands behind your ears. “You’re okay, though, right? I’m sure you are. I’m just checking up on you if-”

“Stan, I’m fine. I trust you.” You giggled, pressing a peck on his cheek. “Especially because you had the balls to admit that the only people you talk to, other than Kyle and me, are your parents.”

He groaned, rolling his eyes in annoyance. “Shut up. Oh, my god.”

#cocogrrrl's writing #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle broflovski x y/n #kyle broflovski x you #kyle x reader #kenny mccormick x reader #kenny mccormick x you #kenny mccormick x y/n #kenny mcormick x reader #stan marsh x y/n #stan marsh x you #stan marsh x reader #stan x reader #south park x reader #south park fanfiction

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alornights · 1 year

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omgg think abt kyle x gn!reader where Kyle's picking up the rest of the main 4(+ reader) for a party and Stan goes for shotgun but Kyle stops him like "front seat is for my bae and my bae only" obviously he doesn't say that but something along those lines I js find it funny tehe

⟢ passenger princess.

➜ in which ! kyle has no room for arguments about his seating arrangements.

💌 ﹫kyle broflovski ft. main 4.

✩ 🎸 warnings﹗none.

🍓 ⟡ notes — short little tang but... being a passenger princess >>>> i myself am i passenger princess and i stand proud. ish...

"Oh, there he is!" You called out pointing to the car pulling up at the gas station.

You had all decided to meet at the gas station since the trip to the party was, unfortunately, an hour-long ride so you stocked up on snacks and game to have at least a somewhat fun time.

And Kyle being the saint and amazing boyfriend he is, said he would drive you. Which meant he also had to drive the guys. Bless his soul.

Cartman groaned, stretching out with a grin as he walked over to the passenger seat. "Finally you fucking got here. I thought that you up and died... not that I would mind."

"Get in the trunk fat ass, you're not sitting in the front and you're definitely not sitting in the back." Kyle shooed him pointing to the trunk that was opening.

Stan nodded hopping into the passenger seat. "Yeah Cartman, learn your place."

Kyle shook his head, shoving Stan out of the seat as the poor guy fell onto the concrete. "Yeah, learn your place."

"WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?"

You giggled pushing Kenny out of the way. "Ooooh, sucks to suck."

"WHY DO THEY GET TO SIT THERE AND NOT ME?"

"There are a lot of reasons actually." Kyle mocked with a smirk as you hopped into the seat already setting up your area.

"I always sit in the front though!" Kenny retorted trying to pull you out of your seat as you tried kicking him away.

"Uh, we'll let's see." Kyle started raising his hand to count off the reasons, "They're my partner, they have better music taste, they're my partner, they don't smell like drugs or alcohol, they're my partner, and because I don't like you guys. How about that?"

"You are so fucking whipped it's disgusting. You disgust me, Kyle." Stan muttered hopping into the back seat with Kenny.

"No literally, see if that was me. I'd like my best friends take shotgun."

"Well darn, whatever will I do now that I am in love with my partner?" He questioned as Stan kicked his seat roughly.

"Just fucking drive."

"You comfortable back there Cartman?" Kenny questioned as you all turned around to see Cartman laying there comfortably already on his phone.

"He's such a fucking child." You murmured turning back around and sorting through your playlists to find some pre-party bangers.

"AYE- I HEARD THAT!"

#south park x reader #kyle broflovski x reader

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n0tangeliccc · 1 year

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GENERAL DATING HC!

Kyle, Stan, Kenny (separate) x gn!reader

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Kyle Broflovski💚

- Study dates, study dates, study dates!!!

- If you ever don’t understand something he’ll be happy to help (although sometimes he does get frustrated, we all know Kyle has anger issues)

- His favorite places to kiss you are on your forehead and nose, loves seeing your nose scrunch up when he kisses it

- Not huge on PDA, mostly hand holding or hugs, kinda embarrassed to kiss you in public (not because he doesn’t love you!!! He really does, he’s just scared of his friends making fun of him)

- Although! He will sneak secret kisses with you (you guys probably do that think where you hide behind a book and kiss lol)

- I feel like Kyle’s a really good cook and he loves cooking for you! (Sheila taught him well)

- Adores seeing you at his games! It warms his heart seeing how supportive you are

- He’s your #1 fan!! No matter what you’re doing he’s there supporting you, just like you’re there supporting him!

- Ike adores you and is always asking him when you’re coming to visit

- Kinda acts like Sheila ngl, he just worries about you

“Have you eaten? How long did you sleep? Have you been drinking enough water? Did you-“

“Kyle, I’m fine stop worrying!”

“Sorry sweetheart”

- PET NAMES!! He loves calling you sweetheart or sweetie, also darling!

- Was so terrified to show you his hair, but when you told him you loved it he practically melted

- Loves having you play with it, it really relaxes him

- He’s just so in love with you, he can’t put it into words sometimes so he likes doing stuff for you! Like helping you study or clean

- He probably said I love you two or three months into your relationship

Kenny McCormick🧡

- This poor man is so touched starved. Will always be touching you. Hugs, kisses, hand holding, you name it he just wants to be close to you.

- Will melt into your touch

- Loves kissing you everywhere all the time.

- His favorite places to kiss is your neck and collarbone also your tits

- Pepper his face with kisses pls!! He’ll melt

- HUGE on PDA ofc!! (Unless you’re not comfortable with it)

- So needy, always needs your attention

“Y/N, Y/N, Y/N”

“Ken please I’m trying to study”

“But Y/N!! Im more important than that stupid test!!”

- He’ll whine and pout until you pay attention to him.

- Dirty jokes and terrible pick-up lines just to make you flustered

- If you ever feel insecure about him talking to other people, he won’t hesitate to block and stop talking to all the people he used to be flirty with

- Loves laying his head on your lap or tits lmao

- Play with his hair!! He loves feeling your fingers running through his hair

- Kevin likes you and omg Karen just adores you!! Kenny is so happy about it

- He just loves you so much!! Probably said I love you within the first week of you guys dating

Stan Marsh💙

- Leaves little notes and doodles in your locker (his friends constantly bully him about it)

- Terrible, terrible at texting (it’s literally canon) always prefers to FaceTime you

- Like Kyle he’s not big on PDA but will probably have his arm around your shoulder or waist all the time

- Will give you quick pecks on the cheek or lips just to catch you off guard lol

- Not very good with his words so he’ll probably say something dumb to you on accident, always feels bad after and apologizes right away

- Big gift giver, will see something that reminds him of you and buy it for you

“I got this for you”

“Thanks, but why?”

“I don’t know, It reminded me of you”

- Terrified of you leaving him, but of course you always reassure him that you love him and won’t leave him

- Shelly really likes you, probably asked you why you were dating her brother since he’s a “turd” lmao

- Likes just having lazy days with you, hanging out all cuddled up on the couch watching a movie with the takeout you guys bought

- Falls asleep on you alot lol, you’re just so warm and comforting

- Will just stare at you sometimes, he just thinks you’re so pretty

- I think he was the one who took the longest to say I love you, he knew he loved you since the beginning but he wanted to make sure you didn’t leave him before he said it. He said I love you around 4-5 months in to your relationship

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A/N: I haven’t written something like this in years so I’m terrified lmao but hopefully y’all like them, also English isn’t my first language so sorry if the wording seems wrong😅

Feel free to request if you guys want, I’d be so thankful for requests 🙏

#south park x reader #kyle broflovski #kyle broflovski x reader #kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick x reader #stan marsh #stan marsh x reader #sp x reader #south park fanfiction

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vikkirosko · 1 year

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Cartman, Kenny, Stan, Craig, Kyle and Clyde from South Park falling for an older GN!reader (like 2-3 years older than him 👀) that is this next door kid that is always babysitting him because his mother/father asked they too but that is not like all 5-6th graders, no, she actually pais attention to him, gives him snacks and is always carrying him around (bride style, baby style, piggyback style, on the shoulders) he likes it or not.

Headcanons Babysitter next door

💙 Stan Marsh x Reader 🐶

You met Stan when his older sister started going to school. You quickly became Shelly's best friend, so you often came to their house. That's when Stan met you, even though his sister told you not to pay attention to him. Stan fell in love with you at first sight even though you were a couple of years older than him. That's why he was glad that you often spent time with him

When his parents were not at home, you often came to Shelly, but every time you looked in to Stan to find out how his day was and if he needed help with his lessons. When you were at school, you often took care of him. You claimed that you did it at the request of his parents and he did not ask them if it was really so. He liked spending time with you, even though it embarrassed him sometimes, especially when you showed your concern in front of his friends

Sometimes when Stan least expected it, you could run up and easily pick him up in your arms or put him on your shoulders. You were taller than him and it wasn't difficult for you to do it, causing embarrassment to him, especially when you did it in front of his friends. It didn't bother you. You always did it with a big smile and a ringing laugh

You didn't tell him that you took care of him out of your own sincere feelings and not because of his parents' request. You didn't want to feel embarrassed about it, so you kept quiet. Maybe someday you will tell him the truth, or he will tell you about his feelings. You didn't know about each other's secrets, but you stayed close to each other

💚 Kyle Broflovski x Reader ✡️

You and Kyle met when his parents asked you to babysit him. You were quite friendly, unlike other guys your age. You and Kyle were able to find a common language quickly. But even after that evening, you continued to communicate and Kyle was glad about it, because he fell in love with you

You saw each other a lot at school. It didn't bother you that your classmates sometimes made fun of you. Kyle was sure that it was his parents who asked you to look after him. He always tried to be calm when communicating with you so that his friends would not start joking about him and you. Sometimes he himself showed you signs of attention, feeling very embarrassed but ready to do it for you

Quite often you would sneak up on Kyle and pick him up in your arms. You could easily carry him in your arms or put him on your shoulders and walk like that. You were taller than Kyle, so sometimes he felt a slight fear from this, but pretty quickly this fear disappeared. He knew you wouldn't let him fall and get hurt

You didn't tell Kyle that taking care of him was your initiative. It was your little secret that you didn't plan to reveal yet. Kyle also didn't tell you that he's in love with you. It wasn't something he was willing to admit to you, at least not yet

❤ Eric Cartman x Reader 🍪

Cartman didn't like it when his mom hired a babysitter. He was sure that he could take care of himself quite well. Many babysitters were rude to him, but you were different. You were friendly towards him and Eric was surprised by that. He saw you at school, but you were a couple of years older than him and you didn't communicate before. But pretty quickly he realized that you weren't so bad and after a while he fell in love with you

You started talking to him a lot at school. Eric knew that his mom asked you to look after him. She told him about it herself, but Cartman didn't mind. He liked spending time with you. He had fun with you and you didn't condemn his plans and ideas, although not all of them were to your liking

You were taller and physically stronger than Eric, so it wasn't very difficult for you to lift him in your arms. You always did it spontaneously, scaring Cartman at first. His friends could not understand how you could do this at all, but you were amused by such a proud expression on Eric's face when he sat on your shoulders and looked at the others from high

You didn't tell Cartman that even if his mom hadn't asked you, you'd still be looking after him. There was no secret intent in your actions, you actually enjoyed spending time with him. You knew that not everyone liked his company, but you didn't care about the opinions of others

🧡 Kenny McCormick x Reader 🐀

Your acquaintance with Kenny happened thanks to his older brother Kevin, who was your best friend. You were in the same class and you were a frequent guest at their house. You were always kind and caring towards him and his younger sister, so Kenny liked it when you kept Kevin company when their parents went somewhere, entrusting Kevin with taking care of his younger brother and sister. Kenny didn't even notice how he fell in love with you

At the request of his parents, you looked after him, which especially pleased Kenny. Every time you came to their house, you brought food from home, treating them to different delicious food. Kenny often tried to get your attention. He did not hide the fact that he is in love with you, often flirting with you, causing your smile. You also saw each other a lot at school and he often had lunch in the cafeteria with you and Kevin, taking advantage of the fact that you didn't mind his company

Quite often when you were looking after Kenny and Karen, you could pick up the girl in your arms and circle her, or put her on your shoulders. Kenny was always watching you with a smile, but you decided that he wanted to ride too. That's why you often began to pick him up in your arms too or put him on your shoulders. Kenny especially loved it when you picked him up in your arms like a bride. At such moments, he would start flirting even more, joking a lot and hugging you around the neck

Kenny enjoyed spending time with you. Although he wouldn't mind if you could go somewhere alone, without his brother and sister, but he was content with what he had. He felt safe around you. Next to you, he felt happy, and the happy look of his brother and sister made him even happier

🖕 Craig Tucker x Reader 🚀

You and Craig have known each other practically since he was born. You lived next door and your parents were friends, so your family often came to visit his family. You were a couple of years older than him, but you had no problems communicating with him. His parents often asked you to be his babysitter when they needed to go somewhere and when his sister was born, these requests became more frequent, but you didn't mind, and especially Craig, who was in love with you, wasn't against it

You often spent evenings in the company of Craig and Tricia. You have always been attentive and caring towards them. Tricia knew about her brother's feelings for you, so most of the time she preferred to spend time in her room, leaving you and Craig alone. He didn't tell you about his feelings, always trying to stay calm in your presence. He didn't want to tell you about his feelings until he was ready for it, but you often found ways to bring him out of his mental balance

When Craig was younger, you often picked him up in your arms and circled him or put him on your shoulders. Craig was sure that you wouldn't do that anymore, considering that he got older, but his expectations were not met. You didn't care about his age. As long as you could lift him up, you continued to pick him up and put him on your shoulders. Every time you did this, he felt very embarrassed, especially if his sister was also present and photographed you

Craig knew that you weren't really bothered by your small age difference, so he had a chance, but so far he was just preparing for a confession. He hoped that when he did decide to confess to you, you would be able to accept his feelings

🌮 Clyde Donovan x Reader 💧

Your acquaintance with Clyde happened when his parents asked you to be his nanny. You were a couple of years older than him and lived in the house next door. Clyde didn't know what to expect from you, but after the first night when you were his babysitter, he realized that you were the best babysitter. From that day on, his parents only asked you to look after Clyde. At first Clyde was just glad that you were a friend to him, but then the reason why he was so happy to see you was that he fell in love with you

Every evening that you spent together Clyde really appreciated. He tried his best to hide the fact that he's in love with you. He had no idea that by trying to hide his feelings, he was only giving himself away more. You didn't talk about what you knew about his feelings, not wanting to embarrass Clyde more than he was usually embarrassed

When you saw that he was especially embarrassed, every time you picked him up in your arms and started circling, or put him on your shoulders. It wasn't difficult for you to do that, especially considering that after such an embarrassment, Clyde disappeared as if he had never existed. You were glad to see him smiling, and not trying to feign self-confidence to hide embarrassment

Clyde was glad that you didn't mind talking to him even at school. Every day he planned to finally confess his feelings to you, but each time his determination disappeared. You thought it was cute and didn't rush him. You knew that at some point he would still tell you about his feelings and you were ready to wait

#south park #south park x reader #south park headcanons #Stan Marsh #Stan Marsh x Reader #Kyle Broflovski #Kyle Broflovski x Reader #Eric Cartman #Eric Cartman x Reader #Kenny McCormick #Kenny McCormick x Reader #Craig Tucker #Craig Tucker x Reader #Clyde Donovan #Clyde Donovan x Reader

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lumnries · 1 year

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hihi!! I hope you are doing well <3

Would it be alright to request hc of Kyle fake dating with the reader, so people would stop making fun of them being single?? But maybe, they end up falling for each other on accident... ajeuaknsdb ty!!

┆．pairings kyle broflovski x gn reader

┆．synopsis fake dating w kyle then falling in love

┆．cw n/a

✉️ ... AAA I LOVE THIS IDEA IT'S SO CUTE !! since u wanted hcs, the story is a bit short (maybe i got carried away) also this may be bad bc it's 1am & i have school in 4 hours LOL

OKAY, you probably ask him first. like, he hates being teased about it by the others but he never thought of pretending to date somebody.

he won't agree right away since he wants to focus on himself but w a bit of convincing he's in!!!!

whenever you guys are together, he's nervous. even if he doesn't like you yet. he just doesn't know how to act near you sometimes 😭😭

he'll catch feelings first, but he won't realize it until he's trying to sleep & can't because he's thinking of you.

will probably ask you to hang out with him more & just say it's because his friends are "suspicious" of your relationship.

PLS HE'S SO STRESSED. he will NOT tell you unless you seem to like him back.

"he's literally head over heels for them dude." cartman says, the 2 boys snicker watching the said boy look around the halls searching for a certain h/c person. he decided to finally end your fake relationship in hopes of having an actual connection. as he searches for your figure, & his eyes finally land on you. he ignores his friends, walking up to you.

"y/n, hey." you hear the ginger male whisper. you wonder why he was in such close proximity, you start to feel yourself burn crimson but pray that he doesn't notice your enchanted state. "can we go somewhere? it's important." he drags you to an empty classroom before giving you a chance to talk, further dazing you.

"okay, i'll get straight to the point. i like you, romantically. i wanna actually date you & take you out on dates. i didn't want to get any feelings involved, but i just can't pretend that i don't feel like this towards you. i'm sorry if you don't want to talk to me after this but i understand. so please, will you be mine?" his heart races seeing your ecstatic expression before pulling him in an embrace with a low "of course silly, i like you too" coming from your mouth.

#☒ ⠀fluff #south park x reader #kyle broflovski x reader #x reader #gn reader

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luvghostie · 2 years

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idk if requests are open or if you did this already but main 4, craig, tweek, and butters with their s/o listening to their heartbeat? Like they instinctively put their head on their chest whenever they cuddle? ig with butters and tweek they just ask tho. if its too many ppl tho just the main 4s good. have a good day!

Of course, it’s so adorable!! This is the main four, I'll do the other three in a separate post. Sorry it took so long, I hope you like it<3

╰┈➤𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐀 𝐒/𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐒

𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓.ೃ࿐

{𝘎𝘕 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 + 𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘨𝘦}

Cartman: ...um what the hell are you doing?

When you guys first started cuddling he was confused by the gesture as no one had done that before. However, over time he got used to it and would ask what his heart sounded like.

Out in public, he doesn't like very touchy/cuddly PDA. It's nothing that has to do with you but more the fact of him being anxious.

The moment you guys get alone or around people he trusts, he'll apologize for seeming cold and will cuddle for hours.

Sometimes when listening, you can hear his heartbeat speed up. Whenever you ask about it you always get the same response.

“It's uh- high cholesterol?”

-ˋˏ ༻❁༺ ˎˊ-

Kyle: does my heart sound normal?

Kyle is perfectly okay with you listening to his heartbeat. He even is attentive to your heartbeat occasionally.

When cuddling he tends to talk about unexpected things. The conversation can be anything from his family to what's your favorite socks. He's open about everything and will tell you how he's feeling. In return, he hopes you do the same and won't hide your real feelings.

Out in public, Kyle is all about PDA. Hand holding, snuggles, he doesn't hide it. That is unless you're at his house and his parents are around.

If they're away or he's not having to take care of Ike, he'll ask to cuddle. It's like a need of his and Kyle is very glad you're open to it anytime.

-ˋˏ ༻❁༺ ˎˊ-

Kenny: *muffled* you're so cute!!!

Kenny is attention and touch-starved therefore, out of all the boys he'll be wanting to cuddle 24/7. Oh, you're sick? He'll cuddle you back to health. Your upset? He'll be there with open arms to give you love.

I have a feeling Kenny wouldn't know boundaries or personal space. So if you didn't want to be cuddled you'd have to explain to him. He might think he did something wrong for a while and will do anything to make it up. Literally, ANYTHING.

PDA is a must for him even if you're just holding his sleeve. He wants everyone to know that you two are together.

When you listen to his heartbeat it probably won't be normal. He dies and comes back every other day, so an unusual heart isn't anything that bothers you.

-ˋˏ ༻❁༺ ˎˊ-

Stan: w-what are you doing y/n?

Stan is very shy and so when you cuddle he'll be very silent. You have to start most conversations or ask about his day to get him talking. Yes, it can be annoying but the first time he talked first it startled you.

Stan will watch you listen to his heartbeat trying not to turn red or throw up everywhere. He's an anxious boy around you and even all his friends know that. He goes to them for advice on what to do, maybe, how he should cuddle properly? Stan just feels like he doesn't make you happy as he does and he'll try harder to improve.

If you want to do PDA you'll have to approach him first or it won't happen. He desperately wants to but it's kinda complicated in his head.

“I- would love to hold hands y/n.”

#headcanon #ask me anything #reqs open #south park x reader #south park #eric cartman #kenny mccormick #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #comforting #gn reader

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angel-gone-south · 9 months

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Kyle Broflovski/Shy!GN!Reader:

Holy Shit, Dude. [2]

we r doing it guyz tagged emeto for one mention of vomit

【☆】★【☆】

Deep shit it was.

Kyle fell hard and deep over the next couple of weeks. He noticed every little detail. The curve of your jaw. The daintiness of your hands. The way you were kind with everyone, even the jackasses like Clyde. Your laugh killed him the most. Kenny and Cartman teased him relentlessly.

"Gonna throw up on them like Stan did to Wendy?"

"Hey! Don't drag me into this!"

【☆】★【☆】

Kyle resolved with himself. He was gonna ask you on a date. He waltzed right up to you and your friends, easily slipping in the conversation.

"Hey, Kyle!" He noticed how your eyes lit up and face tipped down when you saw him to hide the pink dusting your cheeks.

"Hey, (Name), can I talk to you for a sec?" He grasped one of your hands gently. He loved how his fingers completely enveloped yours in a secure grip.

"Y-yea! Hang on, guys, 'M gonna talk to him for a while. Feel free to leave without me." Right. It was the end of the day and if he wanted to make plans he would have to ask fast.

Once you were at the water fountains rather than in front of everyone, he spoke softly.

"I wanna hang out with you tonight. What do you say?"

"Oh! Oh, uhm." Your face flushed deeper. You'd been waiting for him to ask.

"No pressure! Y-you don't have to!" He backtracked when you didn't jump on it right away.

"N-no no! I want to! Really bad! J-just uhm... will your friends be there, or uh... j-just us?" Kyle loved how flustered you got. It made him wanna squeeze you into a puddle.

"Just us. Something... romantic, maybe?" You froze. Kyle thought he broke you.

"Holy shit, yeah. Yes please. Uhm." You looked like you were about to explode.

"Okay. My house, at five thirty." He lifted the hand he still held, giving it a soft kiss with partially chapped lips.

You made a choked squeal, nodding. You didn't even bother to check if your friends were still there, you were too happy. You skipped right out of the building, a giddy mess.

【☆】★【☆】

#south park x y/n #south park #south park fanfiction #south park x you #south park x reader #gn reader #kyle brovlofski x you #south park kyle #kyle brovlofski x gn! reader #kyle brovlofski x reader #kyle broflovski #sp kyle #➳ Mail’s In!♡#emeto

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“So what if it’s raining!” | Kyle Broflovski x Gn!Reader | PT. 1

🛼 - Summary - Sheila and Gerald Broflovski had planned a date night the weekend of, and set Kyle in charge of babysitting Ike. Kyle, getting extremely bored, invited you over to help and hang out with the two brothers.

- Pairing(s) - Kyle Broflovski x reader

🛼 - Reader Info- reader LOVES rain, unestablished relationship, mutual unspoken crush, fluff kind of, Reader and Kyle are 18!

- Warnings - Canadian character (ike) 😨

🛼 - NOTE - Hey hey! I’ll have part two posted in a day or so, hope this is alright so far! 😁 also this isn’t proofread so I’ll have to do that in a bit 💀

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“UNO!”

There’s no fucking way.

You groaned.

Letting out a frustrated sigh, you flopped backwards onto the rugged carpet of the Broflovski household in defeat. Your cards flew everywhere, uncaring of the slight mess made.

“Of course, just my luck” You huffed, shifting your head away from the boys sitting before you.

There wasn’t anything you despised more than playing card games with that of Kyle fuckin Broflovski, a teen-prodigy at whatever the hell game you guys decided to bring out next. Despite the “luck”-based system of the current one standing before you on the coffee table, you could have sworn there was some sort of “master-mind” strategy to the entire schtick. It was Uno for goodness sake. It had to have been a set up. He had to have…peered into the future or something.

Whatever.

With an award winning smile, and eyebrows that signaled two-sided pity, Kyle couldn’t help but shrug at your sour attitude. He laughed before he could mutter any apologies, cleaning up the cards littered around your body. “Sorry dude, but I warned you not to play Uno with me. Ike already knows, yet you just had to drag him into this game, huh?”

As if on cue, his little brother pretended to let out a shrill cry of shared defeat.

You sat back up, comforting Ike’s dramatics and ruffled his hair. You stared daggers at Kyle, who was still smugly shuffling through the mass of card games scattered about. It was an outrage. “I’m SORRY! I thought you were all talk dude! The past seven other games were nothing but PLANNED SCHEMES BY YOU! Go-fish, UNO, whatever, you just won them all!”

He scoffed, not looking up at you once. “Guess we’re not counting Ike’s win at solitaire, then?”

All you could do was lovingly punch Kyle, and roll your eyes. He jumped back and laughed a defensive “HEY!” before he could have been attacked any further. Ike cheered, you stood up, and the red-head pretended to cower in fear on the floor, forgetting any of the cards he had been previously sorting. “Smartass” you muttered with a grin.

“Yeah, smartass!” Ike mirrored.

Oh lord, neither of you were the paragon of what the boy should have been looking up to, and it showed. Kyle and you laughed before you crouched back down to help clean up the card games. Your friend sighed, rolling his eyes in a half-assed scold. “Don’t repeat that to mom and dad, Ike, they’ll kill me.”

Smartass? You quirked your eyebrows up in confusion, tilting your head slightly at the notion. “Kill you? I mean, come on, He’s old enough now, it’s not like he doesn’t know things.” You joked, side-eyeing Kyle while putting away the final boxes of the card games. He sighed in response, pinching the bridge of his nose and shaking his head as if recalling a troubling memory. “Yeah, but you haven’t seen our mom when she hears that type of stuff, she goes crazy. So honestly, it’s best if he just stops using that-“

Just then, cutting him off, the lights of the household shut off without any warning. A flash outside the windows rumbled the friendly peace between the three, signaling any nearby residents of an unexpected thunderstorm. Blanketed in sudden darkness, a certain little boy screamed, and ran into an unsuspecting wall.

“Of course, goddammit…UGHHH. A thunderstorm? Really? Hold on guys, give me a second-” Kyle exclaimed, hurriedly fumbling around his pockets for a phone. He grumbled while your excitement suddenly shone through an inky, housed darkness. Finding your phone before your frazzled friend could, you happily tapped the screen and went straight towards the flashlight function. “It’s ok Ike, I’ve got you, don’t run into anymore walls, please.”

A boom, a thunderous crash, and a harrowing plummet of thick drops pelted the house as the little boy hid behind your legs in childish fear.

Storms like these weren’t uncommon in South Park, no, but it felt like it had been forever since the last one wreaked havoc onto the little town, and you always looked forward to them. Despite the setbacks of, well, almost all power going out across town, it was always worth it for the refreshing moments of an insane storm.

“It’s ok Kyle I’ve got my phone now- Ike, dude we should check out the storm! I haven’t seen one like this in AGES!”

Phone now in hand and sporting a tired look of disinterest, Kyle aptly declined. “No. No way, sorry. It’s raining. Shit like this ruins my hair like crazy, and now I’ve got to wait for our stupid power to come back on.” He muttered. Thankfully for you, you had a problem caring, and swiftly walked towards the entrance of the back door, much to your friend’s dismay.

“So what if it’s raining! What comes AFTER a storm is the most beautiful thing ever to look forward to!” You turned back, shifting your gaze towards the two brothers, grinning like a mad man.

As if to compliment your joy, another shattering flash of crisp thunder filled the air, illuminating the rain waiting outside of the Broflovski household. “You’re crazy.” Kyle simply stated, unblinking and unmoving. “I hate how dark our house is.” Was all Ike blathered, moving closer to his brother.

The sway against the boys wasn’t enough, yet despite this, you knew they were going to get FOMO sooner or later with how treacherous the noises outside were. So, without saying another word and a knowing smile, you opened the door to the backyard and ran around as if your life depended on it. And boy, was it worth it. You couldn’t hear the frustrated call of your name over the sound of icy threads weaving the air and sinking into the ground all around you. Laughing and circling around the now mushy grass, a wonderful wave of cold shivered throughout your body, igniting a beautiful adrenaline only such weather could unlock.

“DUDE! YOU’RE GOING TO CATCH A COLD!” You heard over the loudness of the rain. Turning around, you saw what appeared to be a disgruntled silhouette holding a shoddy phone-flashlight, and a stern look chiseled onto the features of a displeased red-head. A typical stance to see him in, and not the last time you’d see it either. Your water-lodged eyes spottet a shorter shadow peering around the taller one, slightly illuminated by the faint light of an IPhone, obviously curious about the weather before him.

Pretending not to hear Kyle, you joyously beckoned Ike over to the backyard, hands outstretched and drenched in water. You grinned, still uncaring of the shivering circumstances.

“COME ONNN, I KNOW YOU GUYS WANT TO! LOOK HOW MUCH FUN IM HAVING OUT HERE!” You spun around and laughed. “SOOOO MUCH FUN!”

Not even a moment passed by before you saw the smaller shadow jolting towards the backyard. Of course! You knew IKE would at least eventually cave, and how could you resist rain like this! The weather was sure to ruin any tidiness the two of you held; tangled hair and drenched clothing, leaving behind frantic smiles plastered onto the faces outside. It was horrifyingly comical, much to the chagrin of Kyle.

And honestly, huge win for you, because now that you had won over your friend’s little brother, the two of you were UNSTOPPABLE!

“IKE NO!- Oh my god…”

PT 1. | PT. 2

#south park #south park x reader #south park x y/n #south park x you #x reader #kyle brovlofski #south park kyle #kyle broflovski x y/n #kyle broflovski x reader #Kyle Broflovski x you #fluff #x y/n #Kyle Broflovski Fic

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