April 3rd 2024 best hockey tweet of the day
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Credit: sportsgirlclub
We’re just going to leave this here… ✨
How about that Rangers Vs Devils Puck Drop Line Brawl ?! Haven’t seen one of those in a hot minute! 🏒
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Curtis Lazar, screaming at the Rangers bench before the game: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUTS!
Kurtis MacDermid: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Curtis: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask -
Curtis, screaming at the Rangers bench again: Dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitches?
Dermy, facepalming: ...Somehow that's worse.
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Why does Kurtis's photo look like he was in Twilight
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can't wait for fan photos from the miles high dream gala to hit but these for now. ik ik chill loc
nate all i don't need to wear an avs pin. ppl know who i am. gd right girl
rosco whipped out the turtleneck to emphasize his pretty boy club features
why is jo hanging in an extremely unlit corner😭 pls! everyone's come to meet nate's new bride, stand in the light sweetheart
lehky looking sooo relaxed right? off ice life treating him well
mans not chill either
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Highlights from tonight’s game vs the Maple Leafs (9th April)
- JOHNNY’S HOME (god he’s so slutty with his little missing tooth i need him)
- NICO WITH A NASTY FIRST GOAL (that’s my captain slut)
- Jake Allen carrying as always (he really fights for his life in new jersey)
- DAWSON MERCER GOAL BABY (i love my toothless pookie)
- the announcers talking so nicely about kurtis macdermid (i love him pookie protects my boyfriend fr)
- JAKE ALLEN IS MENTAL POOKIE CARRIES
- coldplay features im obsessed
- LEAFS GOAL GETS TAKEN BACK SLAY
- they look hot
bad points :(
- Jack is out for the rest of the season and is having shoulder surgery tomorrow :( (praying pookie recovers quickly and painlessly)
- leafs take first goal :(
- the devils are LOVING the penalty box (yet again)
- 2 leafs goal in a row im going to kill the devils wtf
- the devils helping matthew’s get his 66th 😝
- I HATE THE EMPTY NET TACTIC IT NEVER WORKS
- LOSS 5-2
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Not to be stupid… but I’m pretty damn sure Kurtis MacDermid is not the captain of the New Jersey Devils, ESPN…
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Kurtis MacDermid: If you kill me, my teeth only have a 2% drop rate.
Jesper Bratt: What?
Dermy, smiling widely: Good luck.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE TRADED DERMY
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