Chaotic Mornings in the Class of '09 (Mega post)

Warning! This game features a lot of dark topics that is used as shock humor. I weeded out some of the less extreme statements for a sentence meme.

This is as tame as it gets.

Contains a mix of the OG '09 & Re-UP

👾 ; "WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO HIM!?" 👾 ; "I'm traumatized right now, but that was actually pretty good." 👾 ; "He literally just invited me over to fuck." 👾 ; "Uh-- Well I didn't use the F- word!" 👾 ; "Do something, bitch!" 👾 ; "....I said 'the tuna's good today' and you just replied with that." 👾 ; "You're on your fourth wife right now cause you couldn't make it as a photographer." 👾 ; "What's up you whores?" 👾 ; "...Okay, huffing at least one of these should get me fucked up, right?" 👾 ; "Whatever, just a little fun on the side while picking up bitches." 👾 ; "...What the fuck are you talking about?" 👾 ; "Bro, I have done literally nothing to give you this impression of me." 👾 ; "You really think I'm a quirky art girl?" 👾 ; "I wouldn't be surprised if he burned down a convenience store but yeah, he's nice." 👾 ; "I'm not having sex with you." 👾 ; "Fucking you was like, the last thing on my mind... unless you'd want to?" 👾 ; "Okay, we need to get the fuck outta here." 👾 ; "You brought me here to cook crack??" 👾 ; "Yeah, what else is baking soda for?" 👾 ; "Y'know you remind me of my wife a bit. I wanna fucking kill my wife!!" 👾 ; "Shut your mouth before I blow your fucking brains out on the tiled floor!!" 👾 ; "It's a doctor seuss book you fucking dipshit!" 👾 ; "I will not hesitate to fucking murder you." 👾 ; "Why don't you fuck off and finish last, virgin?" 👾 ; "Do you actually wanna fucking fight right now??" 👾 ; "Why would you care about the quality of my ass pics?" 👾 ; "Is there a definition where you blow your brains out with a shotgun while I sit and watch?" 👾 ; "Panhandling pills? What're you, homeless?" 👾 ; "Leave me alone bro, don't be a bitch. Don't make me fight you." 👾 ; "You're just gross? You look like you were breastfed 'till you were 8." 👾 ; "Oh, that's not good.. why are we getting him pizza?" 👾 ; "There's nothing sexy about you, it's just regular harassment." 👾 ; "What're you, my dom?" 👾 ; "Can I tell you to fuck off?" 👾 ; "Fuckin' dumb bitches, I had McDonalds in my room this whole time. Now I have two lunches." 👾 ; "What does making crack do for the community?" 👾 ; "It's get rich or die trying.. I did what I had to." 👾 ; "I'm not gonna burn her house down with expensive gas." 👾 ; "...Are you threatening me in sketchers?" 👾 ; "I'll take the gun you're saving for the cheerleaders and shoot you in the fucking face with it." 👾 ; "Who said we're buying anything? Just steal the shit." 👾 ; "One fish, two fish, red fish, you bitch." 👾 ; "Do you wanna get fucked up or not?!" 👾 ; "I'm gonna call your mom and tell her 'sorry' she'll never have grandkids." 👾 ; "All I asked was 'are you paying for the pizza' and you just went into that." 👾 ; "Yeah long flowing ponytail, very emo." 👾 ; "That was the most weekend dad question you could've possibly asked me."

Whoever said Tumblr doesn't have a targeted algorithm or whatever is talking real bs

This mc Escher ass CSM ending is so cool this week

kremit the forg

I posted 105 times in 2022

36 posts created (34%)

69 posts reblogged (66%)

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I tagged 60 of my posts in 2022

Only 43% of my posts had no tags

#my art - 16 posts

#dj rambles - 15 posts

#dj doodles - 14 posts

#tbh creature - 4 posts

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Longest Tag: 81 characters

#my name makes absolutely no sense you wouldnt even begin to imagine where im from

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

i have no idea when ur bday is but happy day 2 u heres the kremit i promised and yes this is my maths hw

@tylenol-milk-tranny

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6 notes - Posted January 12, 2022

#4

unpopular opinion: she hulk is actually ok

8 notes - Posted October 18, 2022

#3

btw creature but a dog i guess

40 notes - Posted November 1, 2022

#2

i have no idea what dhmis is but it looks cool so have whatever this is

40 notes - Posted October 28, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

shes beauty

shes grace

she might have bit me in my face

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103 notes - Posted October 17, 2022

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dado has changed number one person to meet from the jeff bezos to kremit the frog, dado wants to see the funny green frog sing the songs about rainbows and something else, dado think it would be the good learning experience because kremit the frog is business owner of the muppets

wolftheidioticfan

yeah?!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! I am gonna kremit gen-z! I don’t know what to put in Zone 4. what kind of wild life should I put in there since the majority of elsen got their life-subscription cancelled.

Comfy pantolon kremit taş ve vizon renklerde harika ürün. Rubystars stoklarında mevcuttur en uygun fiyat fırsatını kaçırmayın.

Seaside Vacation in the 80's

13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim Sentence Starters (Part 1) A variety of canon dialogue taken from each route of the main story.

👾 ; "What'll you do, push me over? Pin me down?"

👾 ; "You weren't complaining when you confessed to me."

👾 ; "Let's say some binaries work for me, and others don't."

👾 ; "You sound like you're mad, but these numbers don't lie. You're actually kind of enjoying this, aren't you?"

👾 ; "You really can't stop thinking about me, huh?"

👾 ; "I get it, you're lying to yourself."

👾 ; "Wow, I can feel the disappointment from here."

👾 ; "As long as I've got even a second more, I'd rather spend it with you."

👾 ; "...You're right. I'd rather be holding you right now, myself."

👾 ; "A dress isn't enough to get a rise out of me anymore."

👾 ; "Do I have to need something to hear your voice?"

👾 ; "To achieve victory, one must prepare with a full heart and tenacity."

👾 ; "I take it you're not calling me a cute puppy."

👾 ; "In case I didn't mention, I came from the future."

👾 ; "I know this is sudden, but.. I need to tell you. I.. I love you.."

👾 ; "Haven't heard a thing about love since I was a kid. Until now, that is."

👾 ; "You know.. it seems the two of us are bound by fate."

👾 ; "We're the same age. Stop acting like you're my mom."

👾 ; "You really wanna leave the fate of the world to a cat?"

Kremit the white ass American frog lady

BOLL ËSHTË BOLL!

Nga Ervin Resuli – I thërrisni mendjes, strukturoni Blegtorine hiqni TVSH e lopëve për qumesht e jo te zevendesuesve të qumeshtit ! Kush i ben keto politika fiskale ne Ministrinë e Financave xhan!!! Boll me me manovra per mbajtjen ne kembe te nje industrie qe do qumesht,jo pluhur☢️jo hirre ☢️jo krem qumeshti☢️se kremi vjen nga qumeshti dhe jo qumeshti te vije prej kremit! Boll per hir te Zotit…

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It’s little touches like this that have made WoW charming enough to keep me playing for 12+ years.

Oh yeah, teacher let us write on desks today

had a fuckin blast tbh

i have no idea when ur bday is but happy day 2 u heres the kremit i promised and yes this is my maths hw

@tylenol-milk-tranny

I found the sweetest couple.