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mynameisnotsoda · 4 months

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I'm probably gonna be yelling into the void but here's my refs of my favorite burs !!!! I would say bursonas but one of them is literally just my au,,,, can you tell which one it is,,

Anyway here's some hcs and stuff it's gonna be a long post LMAO I'm just copying all this stuff from Instagram cause I practically live on that shit ass app

Simpbur

He LOVES Hatsune Miku.. like LOVE LOVES HER. He owns so much fuckin merch it's actually insane. But he has never once in his life listened to vocaloid and probably never will. Hes just in love with Miku LMAO

He's aromantic bc I said so !!!!! But he doesn't know that, he hasn't really figured it out and he confuses his obsession with love.

Him and Jared actually used to be friends back when they were like middle schoolers. But then Jared got "hot and cool" and he kinda drifted away from Simp. Mostly cause Simp was SO FUCKING JEALOUS!!!!! and it was obvious too. Imagine how devastated he was when egirl started dating his old friend lmaooo what a loser

Him and e-girl started dating when they were 17, both of them were in pretty bad places in their lives so they just,,, clung onto each other. Both of them were codependent but Simp was significantly worse with his codependency. Adrianne (my name for e-girl) was the one who broke it off when they were both in their early 20s

His stupid little cat beanie is his comfort item !!!! He wears it ALL THE TIME and hates having to take it off, although he would never go out in public with it. He's got some issues with presenting the way he wants to in public so he literally just goes out in his work uniform regardless if he's working or not

Grabs him and aggressively shakes him around !!! Hes autistic (I'm autistic I can give him the tism) his special interests are anime and video games :33

He's definitely not cishet but he tries SOOO hard to present as such (shout-out to @starrixle for that hc ive adopted it for my version of simp)

Studentbur

He's bi but heavily in denial like DEEP DEEP in denial

He HATES being tall !!! He wishes he was shorter because his height makes him stand out a lot and that's the LAST thing he wants

He prays literally every night before bed. Mostly asking for forgiveness (which he shouldnt have to ask for) because he thinks he's a horrible person just for being himself

He CLINGS onto Charlie, they're not like super close friends or anything but he LOVES Charlie. He looks up to Charlie a lot and WISHES he had his confidence and sense of self :')

He doesn't like Tommy, he thinks Tommy's too loud and disrespectful and hates how much attention he attracts. So he tends to just avoid him even if they're in the same classes

He absolutely regrets smoking with Bill and Ranboo but he also feels INCREDIBLY GUILTY for wanting to do it again (because he actually had fun and was able to relax for a moment)

He LOVES emo rock, indie, modern rock and other similar genres. His parents are really strict so he has to listen to his music in secret and ALWAYS has his earbuds on him, its a comfort item too. His three favorite bands are MCR, Ghost and Radiohead :]

The only game he was ever allowed to play was and still is Minecraft. He LOVES Minecraft but at the same time he desperately wishes to be able to play other games

He fucking LOVES GOING TO PUBLIC SCHOOL !!!!! he used to be in a Christian school but it gave him so much anxiety he was physically ill every single day and he just couldn't take it anymore!!!! To his surprise his parents actually agreed to let him go to public school during his sophomore year and he's been there ever since (now hes a senior)

Charlie is really his only friend, he's tried talking to other kids but he's horribly awkward and socially inept. Charlie basically adopted him and takes care of him like a brother !!!! Even if they're not super close Charlie's always looking out for him and tries to include him with his friends even tho Stu declines most the time :((

Keith Smith

HIS WIFE LEFT HIM AND TOOK THE KIDS TOO 😭😭😭 he's still trying to find her but he's slowly losing hope and he's really considering just giving up

He's basically the "king" of the end, even though he's not actually the ruler, it was his wife. But since she's GONE he basically had to take her place, until he finds a new wife or convinces her to come back if he ever found her (the end is a matriarchy)

He's kind of insufferable why do you think his wife left him

He has two kids, Lune (pronounced like loon) and Sunny. He LOVES his kids and is actually a really great dad despite being kind of an ass and fucking annoying. He misses them a lot and it breaks his heart that he might not be able to see them ever again

Dr. Malpractice

He's a geneticist specifically experimenting with mob/human hybrids.

His experiments are NOT ETHICAL AT ALL!!! He does whatever tf he wants whenever he wants. His only healthy, surviving test subjects are Phil (enderman), Tommy (spider), Charlie (creeper) and Quackity (duck). (He also experiments on my sona,, that I added for funsies,, but they weren't created by him he just happened to find them one day more on that later)

He's actually trying to make humans more powerful in a way, because they're the weakest humanoid species of them all. He wants to "save" humanity from their own biological inferiority and doesn't care how long it takes or how much damage he causes to others so long as he reaches his goal. Because he's fucking delusional and thinks he's doing something good

He even experimented on his kid, Fundy, and he didn't make it. He has a,,, complicated relationship with what happened to Fundy. On one hand the guilt eats away at him constantly, on the other he brushes it off as just another failed experiment since in the long run,, the ends justify the means in his mind

So far his deceased test subjects include Fundy, Niki, George, and Toby (Tubbo). His only escaped subject was Randy (Ranboo) and he's so fucking paranoid that somehow he'd be able to get the authorities to stop his experiments. But it's been months since Ran escaped and nothing's happened so he isn't AS paranoid anymore, but he still worries about it

He names all the test subjects himself, it's easier for him to remember than numbers because he has dyscalculia funnily enough

All the test subjects were made in his lab with stolen DNA so he didn't have to use his own. He basically grew them in tubes and used a rapid growth serum in the tanks to make everyone adult sized since it was easier to run tests that way. He accidentally left Phil cookin for too long so he's the oldest out of everyone LMAO (except for Dr mal himself, he's 37)

Ok so onto the cringe part !!!! cSoda is a shapeshifter, shapeshifters are VERY rare and often hide themselves because they're very sought after to hunt for sport or used for various reasons. They're basically "born" from the planet itself, they grow in pockets underground for many years and kinda just pop up when they're ready. (Think of like. Steven Universe gems but organic) cSoda is erm undercooked let's say LMAO because they popped up early in their development they're basically defective. They age (albeit slowly), their body scars, they can't regrow limbs properly, their shapeshifting is limited to only animals/people they've SEEN before and they are incredibly naive and have a harder time understanding/learning about the world.

Dr. Mal found cSoda (no idea how yet) and he normally wouldn't have cared but he saw their shapeshifting and immediately decided to "take them in". He takes advantage of their naivety and basically brainwashed them into thinking he cares for them. cSoda presents as a dog (more lore I don't feel like getting into rn) so they have the personality traits of one as well, very loyal and loving and INCREDIBLY affectionate. Which Dr Mal HATES.

If it weren't for the fact that cSoda is more useful to him while alive he probably would've just killed them because he's CONSTANTLY annoyed and irritated by them LMAO he wants to be able to replicate their shapeshifting and hopes that it might be able to help him achieve his goal

c!Wilbur

He fucking LOVES working the burger van with Ranboo, it gives him something to do and he actually enjoys spending time with them even after initially not really liking them. He thinks Ranboo is SO interesting and loves to analyze everything he says and does pFF

HE FUCKING. APOLOGIZED TO TOMMY!!!!! FOR EVERYTHING !!! HE WANTS TO DO AND BE BETTER FOR HIM AND HAVE A BETTER RELATIONSHIP!!!! HE LOVES HIS BROTHER SO MUCH AND IS TRYING TO BE BETTER AT SHOWING THAT RAAHH

He fucking REEKS no matter how much he showers or uses deodorant. It'll help with the intensity of the smell but he just reeks of death bc he was rotting !!!! he also smells like cigarettes and alcohol which does mask the rot and is actually preferable by most people (especially Quackity, who's VERY vocal about how much Wilbur stinks)

Tinybur

He's REALLY clingy, like he NEEDS someone to be holding him at all times. Normally it's Tommy (who's so obviously his favorite even tho he denies it)

It doesn't remember being human for the most part but he does miss it, especially being a normal height

He HATES when people baby him, he's a grown man who just happens to be child sized. If you talk down to him he WILL be an asshole

It was surprised when people started referring to him as an "it" but he kinda liked it !! It doesn't have the same feelings about its gender since becoming a doll and he thinks it's kinda weird but cool at the same time. It really is just vibin

It's voice is high pitched and he kinda hates it, its gotten used to it but it doesnt really like how its voice changed

Animatronic!Wilbur

He's so fucking annoying and is always flirting with parents for whatever reason. He fucking LOVES if they get flustered too it boosts his ego

He's SOO jealous of Ranboo its kind of embarrassing. He thinks he should be the lead singer and mascot but doesn't vocalize it, although he does make it painfully obvious

He's the lead guitarist and back up vocalist in the band (Tommy plays keytar, Ranboo is lead singer and James is the bassist)

He's actually really fucking insecure despite being a fan favorite. One time someone left their phone and it didn't have a password so he was able to use the internet which was. A mistake. He's seen the horrors of the Beloved Ent. Fandom and he thinks people only like him because he was made to be the "attractive one" and not because he actually has anything of substance.

He fucking HATES Schlatt with a passion, so he avoids the bowling alley entirely now. Jimmy (solidarity) used to be the bowling mascot but he was too fragile and a push over with guests so they replaced him with Schlatt. Who's nice enough to guests but does have a bit of a temper and doesn't take ANYONES bullshit. Wilbur was actually really close with Jimmy and he misses him terribly :(

Can you tell who I have more brainrot for LMAO

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southparkhighrpg · 6 years

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Craig Tucker - Accepted

Congratulations, Keith! Welcome to South Park High! Remember to send us your account within 48 hours of acceptance! If you ever need time extension to make the account, message the mods.

1. Mun information Preferred Name: Keith or Siicko Age: 18 Pronouns: he/they Timezone: East Coast Time Activity Level(Scale 1-10): varies from 8-10 Discord: Password: (not sure if this is discord password or the phrase from the rules? Which is Eric cartman is a fat ass)

2. Muse Information Muse’s name: Craig Tucker Age: 17 (I have a HC that he got held back a grade ^^) Birthday: January 21 Height: 5’8 Sexuality: gay Gender/Pronouns: male/he/him

3. Personality: Craig has always been known as a bland kind of guy, one who’s easily angered and hard to please which is true unless you manage to get close to him. To his friends he’s a complete different person. He shows his real self to them, the Craig who laughs at Clyde dumb jokes that don’t make sense so hard he snorts, who shows his friends his love without saying it but showing it with small gestures he’s too embarrassed to admit he’s done and the one who is always down to tease and poke fun of his friends but as soon as ANYBODY else does he’s ready to throw hands. He still has a quiet personality and has a hard time opening up to others but if you try hard enough (and manage not to annoy him in the process) he’ll slowly get there. But until then you’ll only see the major asshole who gives everyone shit and flips them the bird.

4. Appearance: Craig grew up not really caring about his appearance so as soon as high school started so did his acne problem. Along with acne and acne scars from picking at them, he has braces to fix his over crowding. His mother is one of the tallest in South Park, along with his biological father, so naturally he’s taller than most his age and yet is still growing. Along with being tall he’s also fairly thin, not super scrawny but about an average surfer kind of body. He inherited his biological fathers tan skin and thick black hair that gets easily knotted so he keeps his hat on as much as possible to avoid brushing it so often. Craig has a more laidback “edgy” style. He refuses to get rid of the early emo hair because he’s too self conscious that he’d look bad in any other hairstyle. He only owns black skinny jeans and maybe a few pairs of sweatpants. His everyday outfit consists of black skinnys, an old worn T-shirt, his blue hoodie and his signature blue hat. On special occasion he’ll wear the only white button up he owns but never a vest or jacket and his ties are always loose.

7. Name at least 5 headcanons: 1. He was diagnosed with Aspergers in middle school but doesn’t like to talk about it because of all the negativity the autistic community gets. 2. His mother and his biological father were once an actual couple until she told him she was pregnant and decided that he wasn’t ready for a family. She then met his new father and they got together and he’s seen Craig as his own son. Craig’s always known this and doesn’t mind not knowing his real dad because to him he already has the best father he could ask for. 3. He is a big fan of documentaries and it’s his dream to film one when he’s older and he could talk about them for ages. 4. He has the worst temper tantrums and will go off on anyone when he’s pissed although he will try and apologize to his close friends. 5. He has an odd relationship with Ruby. He always says “You’re like 8?” because in his heart she will forever be his little sister and he can’t believe she’s growing up. He would never tell her that, he just lets her think its an insult but deep down she knows it too. 6. He has a ‘Memory Wall’ full of photos, ticket stubs, notes, cards and that kind of cute stuff which is also a reason why he doesn’t let anyone who is not his close friend in his room, he gets embarrassed.

8. Write two decent sized paragraphs that shows how you would portray your muse: It was a warm clear day in Denver and Craig still couldn’t believe he was here. His favorite band had finally decided to tour by his hometown and he’d be a fool not to go. He worked extra shifts at work and even did odd ball jobs around town. The place was uncomfortably packed with strangers but for once that didn’t even matter to him. He could barely contain his excitement, running around buying over priced shirts and drinks, trying to find the perfect spot. He’s never felt like this around anybody except for his friends and certainly not in public and he loved it. Once he fount the spot he impatiently waited for the event to start and once it did that’s when the real fun started. He yelled along with the lyrics and jumped around with everyone around him practically sweating gallons but he didn’t mind. He was having the best time of his life and he would hold on to this moment for the rest of his life. After the show was over he bolted his way around crowds to meet the band in person. Dodging around other fans and concert volunteers he finally managed to find the line to the meet and greet table. His heart was beating faster the closer he got until he finally was up next. He was an awkward mess the whole time, with sweaty handshakes and mumbled words of appreciation but he did manage to get their signatures and a photograph with the band. After it was over and he had to move along to let others enjoy the bands time he couldn’t help feel embarrassed for showing so much awkward adoration for people he doesn’t even know but the way they showed appreciation back for his support and the kindness they gave off was just enough to replace it with happiness. Words could not describe how amazing he felt and he most definitely could not wait to brag about it to his friends when he got home.

9. Chose 4 electives from this list if your muse is in high school, your muse will get 2 of them as it is randomized on what they will get Spanish, Photography, broadcasting and painting

#craig tucker #accepted #submission

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