I fear Tyler Seguin is living his best life.

As someone who has been around since the very beginning of the Tyler S. and Kate K. situation, I can confirm that she is crazy. I remember when some of the stuff she did was coming out before he went public with her and it was insane. There’s a photo out there of her at like 14/15 with Tyler when he still played in Boston. That was apparently like the first time they met too. She also got her boobs done because it was publicly known that Tyler liked girls with big ol’ bitties, and girlfriend was seriously flat chested. She used one of her friends from her old sorority to get close to Tyler and that’s how they first started hooking up. Then everything just unfolded from there. I honestly never thought she would get this. Girl is crazy but I respect the hustle🤷‍♀️

I’m sorry did you say 14??????? She got her boobs done for him and what the hell

of course tyler would have a custom snapback that says “groom” for his wedding week. of course he would.

tyler seguin married to his stalker. life always surprises you in such wonderful ways

if I ever became a celebrity I would write fanfiction about myself

no i would literally write fanfic of me and harry styles or andrew garfield or robby p or whatever and in the authors notes id be like “why isn’t anyone talking about them guys??? 🤪”

and then kickstart the conversation on twt from a burner account and laugh maniacally until other people would pick it up and be like “we need them together they’d be so good” “why didn’t i think about this pairing before”

and the rest would be history case closed !

PLEASE. I just found out Tyler Seguin got married and twt is so funny about this. Are people just finding out Kate is lowkey a stalker and Tyler cheated on her multiple times (BAT SIGNAL???) and Tyler has slept with 2 teammates’ wives (may-haps a coach’s wife too? 🧐Why do you think he was express shipped out of Boston basically seconds after winning a cup???) and that Tyler is either bi, gay, or just a homophobe?

Where have y’all been for the last 10 years???

Anyway, this is hilarious esp after the plantation pics fiasco

Seguin wedding

Now Tyler..

tbh im not suprised he cheats🤷‍♀️

Nah, the classic story of a guy dating a girl for years and then quickly marrying the next one because shes the ‘girl of his dreams’ is a lie. The real story is he thinks women are interchangable and couldn’t be bothered going through the years of dating thing again especially with friends and family wondering about settling down/marriage. So he just marries the next one because ‘they’re all the same’ but the new one feels better because there is still some novelty left and he hasn’t completely showed his incompetence to her yet. Thats the real story of many men, including Benn getting engaged quickly with his new chick (after Katie dumped him) - the new chick went from stranger to saying how much she loved him and praising him on her IG in like a month (🤮) and he asked her to marry him because seguin got engaged. I knew as soon as seguin got engaged benn would too in a couple of months. They are so predictable.

Loooool

kate seguin was apart of kappa alpha delta...which is the SAME chapter and sorority that daniella was in. would not be surprised if their time overlapped or that they both part took in different hazing things. as somebody who is in fact in a sorority, those chapters are all about it. its because it makes them feel invincible and believe that they are on top and in power when recruiting etc.

LIES THIS CAN NOT BE TRUE

THE SAME ONE

and they may have known each other

this is scary

So, because I've been living under a rock when it comes to the NHL the past few years, I am only just now finding out that Tyler Seguin's (my hockey crush btw) new wife is his stalker??? Like she had created a bunch of burner accounts on various social media platforms trying to get him to notice/date her?? And she leaked his address??? And also he has apparently cheated on her multiple times????

not only does the seguin-kirchof wedding have custom hats they’re giving out But it looks like they’re personalized for the family bc i’m pretty sure tyler’s sister’s hat says “sister” on the side. the most them wedding of all time already. please

STALKER?! Girl wtf did I miss...

yeah she used to have like 20+ burner accounts on twitter facebook instagram (puckbunny shit) where she would post about herself in the third person saying she would be the perfect wife/girlfriend. then she leaked his address and told people they were in love. turns out he fell for it stockholm syndrome style??? idk. but it was crazy when it was happening and even crazier when they actually got together HOLY SHIT and she HATES his mom and sisters like there were leaked texts about how his sisters didnt want them to get married and she was angry angry

girl blogging in my freshly bought tyler seguin shirt nothing bad has ever happened to me btw