#karkat headcanons
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Please share your reasons or stories if you have any!
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currently thinking abt eridan, karkat, and john (seperate) with an s/o that when someone trolls/pesters them, they'll give a a really creepy fact....for example...
'yeah thats cool n all but did you know that humans have enough bite power to bite off their finger . the only thing thats stopping them/us is their/our brain ' s natural stafety factor .'
'WHO THE FUCK STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT'
OH ABSOLUTELY. I love creepy facts.
ERIDAN/KARKAT/JOHN WITH A S/O WHO KNOWS TOO MANY CREEPY FACTS
JOHN
He'd always be SUPER disturbed.
And a little worried?!??
Cause like.. WHY. He doesn't understand???????
He always thinks he upset you or something, and that's why you respond like that
Eventually he grows used to it.
KARKAT
He's super freaked by your weird knowledge. Moreso than John.
Full on "WHAT. THE FUCK?"
"NO SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE FUCK. HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS SHIT? WHAT?"
Something tells me though he'd lowkey try to like... compete with you...
Like on who knows the weirder things.
ERIDAN
Okay but. Your facts got him curious.
Like. Ooh. That's fucking wweird. Tell him MORE!!!
He's never admit it though.
He just kind of,,, casually tries to get you to somehow tell him more.
Eventually though he gets over that LMAO
He could listen to your weird facts all day!
#homestuck#homestuck x reader#homestuck headcanons#john egber x reader headcanons#john egbert x reader#john egbert headcanons#karkat headcanons#karkat vantas x reader#karkat x reader#eridan ampora headcanons#eridan ampora x reader
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I think my modern AU for the Homestuck characters is one where the kids play SBURB and successfully recreate a merged version of their two universes, with Alternia and Earth both existing in the same universe. From a non-player perspective, life continued as normal from 2011-2016, but in actuality those years never happened. Now that the events causing the Dirk and Roxy's future have been avoided, major events continued approximately as they did in our universe until the present day. The kids and trolls are all currently 26 (in Earth years).
Canon happened slightly differently in that the retcon happened differently. Vriska was removed from harm an instant before she died--and so was Karkat and everyone else who died in GAME OVER, KID--but miraculously returned to the timeline just after John went back. They all band together to have the final battle and save the universe.
The universe that comes out is the alpha kids' universe, not the beta kids'. As far as the universe is concerned, John and Jade already lived and Rose and Dave lived their lives and one day disappeared. The beta kids don't exist as "people" as far as society is concerned, at least at first. (John has proper documentation and everything now, a passport, a social security number, all matched up as if Jane Crocker always had a brother. Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde always had heirs also named Dave (and Dirk) Strider and Rose (and Roxy) Lalonde, they were known eccentrics. It's just faked, with incredible skill by the machinations of people with reality bending magic powers). Dad and Jane were seen at his job and in school, but starting on 11/11/11, they were like ghosts of their former selves, just going through the motions - until they suddenly "came back to life" on April 13th, 2016, with a new "brother" and then a bunch of new "internet friends" moving in. There's so many official records to back up the lives of all these "internet friends"... Just no actual eye witness accounts. There's a lot of whispers of it on subreddits about unsolved mysteries.
On Alternia, the surviving trolls were just considered another dead wriggler. Karkat and Feferi were the only ones anyone noticed, both with great sadness by any group hoping to rebel. Her Imperial Condescension ruled as usual, completely unopposed--until one day, she was found dead. Troll society was in an uproar. And at the same moment she died, The Sufferer's Descendant came back to life.
This pubescent child was the Messiah.
Karkat got swept up in a movement he hadn't even known existed, from a scorned and despised mutant hiding and scrabbling to live with every ounce of willpower that he had to the worshipped head of a Holy Resistance. He became the most famous troll in all of Her Great Empire. Karkat Vantas, the Sufferer Reborn.
(Except he'd met the Sufferer, or at least an alternate kid version of him, and he had been a total prick. And now he had to live up to his teachings and more. And he really just wanted to find his friends and get over the trauma of what had just happened to him somewhere quiet and tucked away, so he could open up Trollian and message John, to make sure he and Dave and the others were okay.)
There was a great and violent rebellion. Many were killed. Vriska, Terezi and Kanaya were at the heart of it. Everyone knew who their ancestors were now. Vriska was finally special, and together, she and Terezi were better than everyone else at war. She wasn't just known, she was a hero.
It was horrible. She hated it. It didn't fix anything. She was a stupid girl would have died in that game if John Egbert had not been brave enough to save her, and the woman fighting beside her hadn't guided him to. Just because they loved her. She was horrible. She was vicious. She was hated and feared and she was loved.
She didn't know who she was anymore. So she fought. She was a legend. She fought with incredible powers no troll should ever have, that psionics didn't account for. And they won the war.
And then they got a spaceship to Earth as quickly as they could, because they needed to find their fucking friends.
(The only beings in the universe would ever understand, maybe not all of it, but some of it. Of course they'd been in contact all this time. Even when they were busy, they kept everyone updated.)
With advanced alien technology, the trolls can disguise themselves as humans easily. They make a grand escape from troll society. It feels cowardly to leave when there's still so much work to do, when there's still so much to change, but... They're just kids. They were always just kids, and they don't want to fight anymore.
So they sneak away. they stay with their human friends and crash at their places, and Karkat never actually moves out from Dave and Jade's place. John was already living alone. They all live in the same city. (I guess I have to decide a place? I'm gonna make it in the American desert. I'm moving there so, so soon to be with my girlfriend, and it will be fun to write from John's POV how it's different from my home town, which very similar in its Midwestern suburban-ness to John's.)
God tiers like John and Vriska are aging normally, still unable to die any death but a just or heroic one. They all have their powers still, god tier or not. It's basically NG+ now for them, and they still have access to their game features (but the world is locked and they cannot edit it. Everything is exactly as it was the moment Jane entered the medium). They're pretty set up for life and what they want to do with it.
I hope I will get to write them lots!!!!
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Karkat Headcanons
You often wondered what you’d do if you were a different blood colour, even dreaming up entirely different lives for yourself.
When you got injured, you immediately fled the scene or tried to cover up said injury with your shirt.
You made a small grave for your lusus away from your hive.
You hate water/getting wet because of how it affects your hair, which then falls over your face and basically blinds you unless you clear it out of the way.
#Homestuck Kin#Karkat Kin#Karkat Vantas Kin#Karkat Headcanons#Karkat Vantas Headcanons#[Enlightenment] | Request completed
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trolls are generally much larger than humans
and then theres karkat
#my art#homestuck#homestuck fanart#rose lalonde#kanaya#kanaya maryam#rosemary#dave strider#karkat#karkat vantas#davekat#homestuck headcanons#rose is like 5’4 and kanaya is like 7’2#dave is 5’10and karkat is 5’9
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lowblood face headcanons :3
#millipede draws#my art#artists on tumblr#headcanons#homestuck#aradia megido#karkat vantas#tavros nitram#sollux captor#nepeta leijon#kanaya maryam#homestuck fanart#homestuck headcanons
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Whats up guys black history month just ended and we got... blackstuck for diner tonight
#homestuck#humanstuck#hs fandom#hs#hs fanart#homestuck headcanons#fanart#beta trolls#gamzee makara#karkat vantas#feferi peixes#eridan ampora#terezi pyrope#vriska serket#tavros nitram#nepeta leijon#equius zahhak#aradia megido#sollux captor#kanaya maryam
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more businesskats from months ago... i had an idea here, someday i'll come back to it c:
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what if you wanted to be canonically jewish but the homestuck fandom said no
little bonus:
#low key hope this post flops cause i don’t like the art 😭😭😭#jewish strilondes#rose lalonde#roxy lalonde#dave strider#dirk strider#bro strider#mom lalonde#homestuck#homestuck headcanons#jewish headcanons#kanaya maryam#karkat vantas#rosemary#davekat
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I DID A TROLL LINEUP THING BUT I CANT FIT THEM ALL IN ONE POST😖🤞
#homestuck#trad art#lowblood trolls#homestuck trolls#homestuck headcanons#troll lineup#beta trolls#karkat vantas#aradia megido#tavros nitram#sollux captor
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homestuck except dave is disabled post canon bc of all the shit his bodys been through. he and terezi can be cane buddies
jesus christ i forgot how much homestuck i used to draw shitsing and crying
#homestuck#dave strider#karkat vantas#davekat technically but not actively#homestuck headcanons#rodarts
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Someone requested to see my take on Davekat bodytypes ~
#they requested more stuff but im gonna do it slowly heh#davekat#karkat vantas#dave strider#homestuck#og art#they also asked for headcanons but i dont have a lot tbh#i have to think about it because i mainly focus my takes on how i lived in a 3rd world country far away from the usa#most homestuck stuff are inspired by american culture from 2009 which i obviously didnt live lol
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some more little guys for Requiem!! [1/2/3/4/5/6]
#homestuck#copic markers#dave strider#karkat vantas#davekat#babykat#yeah ik that anon was asking me for headcanons#listen they shouldnt have typed headbacosns then!!#curiouscat#requiem doodles
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editing / fixing sprites + my headcanons
Part 1: Beta Lowbloods
Aradia Megdio
without bag
with bag
dead
she uses she/they and is demigirl and bisexual. her horns are covered in a layer of dust from scavaging for fossils and living in an underground hive. she wears a messanger bag that she uses to keep all of her fossile hunting materials and other things. she uses the fossils to decorate her hive and shes goth (original i know). her matesprit is sollux and her moirail is feferi.
Tavros Nitram
he uses he/him and is a cis guy (just is slightly feminine) he is mlm/gay. he loves fairycore and his favourite dog breed is a golden retriver (speficially the human version dave showed him, not alternian.) his robot legs will occasionslly malfcution, causing them to either get locked in place, squeak loudly, or get sticky joints. dave constantly has to call dirk over to fix his legs. his matesprit is dave, moirail is gamzee, and he has a black crush on gamzee (not very "black" though, mostly a "i can fix him" mentality but it ends up being "i can fix him but itll make me worse in the prossess) type stuff. its a pale leaning black thing.
Sollux Captor
he uses they/he/she and is bisexual and bigender (original i know but its kinda funny concidering my headmate with a sollux source is bisexual and bigender so im stealing that). hes emo and has a johnnie guilbert shrine in his hive he swears is ironic. he is colour blind (blue colour blindess specifically) so he sees voilet/purple as a ugly brown thats why he calls eridan ugly so much. he plays the synthesizer. hes double jointed and likes to gross his friends out with it. his shoes were orignially both white but he lost the second one but was too lazy to find it so he just wears the same brand shoe but different colours. theyre vans shoes. his matesprit is aradia , his moirail is dave , his kismesis is eridan , and his auspistice is karkat.
Karkat Vantas
he uses they/he, theyre nonbinary / transmasculine (has top scars and is technially transmasc but is also nonbinary i dont know if im saying this right) and is unlabeled for sexuality (they kiss guys but is unlabeled take with that what you will) they are punk even if they dont particualerly dress like it. their sweatpants are too big and their sweater is too small / tight so theyre a small gap of stomach showing. he purrs when happy, sleepy, or comfortable. when he gets scared their voice cracks and squeaks. when theyre alone listening to music in their hive hell jump around bouncing off stuff pretending to play the guitar and screaming / singing at the top of his lungs to the song. his matesprit is gamzee, his moirial is eridan, his kismesis is dave, and they aupistice for eridan and sollux.
Nepeta Lejion
she uses she/meow and is girlflux, catgender (original i know), grey romantic, and asexual. when she paints on her shipping wall she tends to get paint all over her and it has since stained her jacket. she has had her hat since she was very little and its very streched out and worn. same with her tail as its not part of her, it drags on the ground behind her and gets dirt, sticks and leaves caught in it most of the time. she likes to play the xylophone, read warrior cats, and play animal jam with equius. she purrs when she his happy / sleepy / comfy like karkat. her matesprit is feferi and her moirail is equius.
#dirksawesomesprites#homestuck#homestuck sprites#homestuck sprite edit#not a sprite post#lowblood trolls#aradia medigo#tavros nitram#sollux captor#karkat vantas#nepeta leijon#homestuck headcanon#headcanons
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THIIS IIS THE BIIGGEST CHARACTER LIINEUP II HAVE DONE LIIKE EVER. SO MANY CREATURES.
#these are technicaly for a specific au but also could just be headcanon designs#homestuck#homestuck trolls#prepare for this#karkat vantas#terezi pyrope#vriska serket#nepeta leijon#equius zahhak#eridan ampora#tavros nitram#gamzee makara#kanaya maryam#aradia megido#sollux captor#feferi peixes#i think thats all of them
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it aint much but its honest work
#johnkat#homestuck#john egbert#karkat vantas#im sad because of how dead the tag is please have some spare jhnkts from my skech book#its a shame i cant draw digitally for now. id color this. hey does anybody want to color this#every time i sketch john his hair is different i CANNOT settle#its so hard to interpret those 3 hair triangles of his so i end up coming up with something of my own.......#also i moved on from drawing karkat w/ curly hair because .ok wait ill stop lest i turn these tags into a headcanons infodump#john#karkat#.txt
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