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Hatake Kakashi Headcanons
Alright. It's time for some of my husband's headcanons. I consider Kakashi my husband. So I have to make some headcanons for him.
Known
Birthday September 15th
Zodiac Virgo
Height 181 cm
Weight 67.5 kg
Blood type O
Hair color silver/gray
Eye color gray
Missions completed 1,141
197 D
190 C
414 B
298 A
42 S
Fighting
Jutsu: Tai and Nin
Kekkei: Sharingan
Hidden ability: Kamui
Style: Tracking/Assassination specialist
General
Reads Icha Icha in public
This man is an introvert.
Favorite colors: black, grey, green (neutral colors)
Work smarter not harder
Is late to things that aren't important
Sees KIA stone in morning
Appreciates his comrades more than he lets on
If you can't find him, he is reading or working out. Most likely reading.
If you REALLY can't find him, he is trying to hide and keep away from people.
He is straightforward and doesn't beat around the bush. Especially when it is something he likes.
Kakashi does smoke, only when extremely tired and stressed, like after a tough mission. Other than that, he won't smoke.
Will. Do. 400. Crunches. For. The. Fun. Of. It. Basically any kind of exercise for the hell of it.
His spacial awareness is insanely keen.
The moment he walks into a place or room, he already has a plan in case things go awry. He has an exit path separate from the front. He already has tabs on civilians and potential allies. On top of that, he already can sense those who have ill intent.
Plays dumb so he doesn't have to interact or get involved.
Has hyper focused on something and missed a conversation point.
Has fallen out of bed.
Has fallen asleep with his gear on. Basically face plant into his bed the moment he got home. And didn't wake up until 12 hours later to go to the bathroom.
He always throws up an aloof facade so he throws his opponents off. Acting bored or disinterested is the best way to rile up an opponent's anger, which can cause them to lose a fight.
Just the fact he shows up to something or for someone is a big deal. It means he supports them or it is important to him in a way, even if he is forced.
He gets really quiet and withdrawn when tired. Usually his book isn't even out by this point.
He gets more irritable when tired. He tries to keep his comments to himself and mouth shut.
Has massive respect for kunoichi. It isn't easy in the shinobi world and a woman has to be bad ass if they want to achieve recognition.
He is a stickler for teamwork and comradery.
He has a favorite tree he likes to sit in so he can watch over people while he reads.
He has sharp canines.
Food
Favorite food Miso with Eggplant with salt boiled saury
Can cook
Likes simple meals
Doesn't like sweets
More savory food
Fish, beef, chicken, pork. In that order.
Can handle most spices.
Fast eater
Least favorite anything fried or sweet
Drinks
Social drinker
Can hold his liquor
It is rare, but in the mornings he will have Coffee, Black
Tea
Water
Behavior
He is a gentleman, walks ladies home at night and makes sure his drunk friends get home.
He will get cats out of trees for civilians.
He will help the elderly with groceries.
Calm, cool, collected.
He is quiet and analytic, he likes to stay in the background and unnoticed. He will step in when he feels like no one will be able to handle the situation.
He is usually reading or day dreaming.
He usually speaks tactfully. But he does say what is on his mind.
Originally, he was strict and by the book. But after Obito's death, he became carefree and prioritized team safety over success of the mission.
He is reluctant to let anyone close to him. He fears losing them.
Modest about his abilities.
Senses
He has a heightened sense of smell and hearing.
He has a sensitive chakra network, able to pick up on people around him and distinguish friend and foe by their chakra signature.
Hygiene
Showers at night
Smells like sandalwood and timber, earthy undertone
He brushes his teeth with mint and mouthwash
He shaves every morning.
Comb? What's that? Maybe once a week or so.
Fighting Style
Kakashi uses a ton of kicks to keep opponents at bay from getting too close to him.
INSANE core strength.
Fluid movements.
Constantly adapting to the fight, changing grips and angles of attack.
Will use chakra as a last resort.
Will use Sharingan as the ultimate last resort.
Will prefer to knock out or render unable to move. Will terminate as a last resort or if opponent is known in bingo book.
Has dealt with bingo book individuals before.
He usually waits to strike.
His Anbu training takes over and he strikes fast and lethal over power.
Lots of his fighting is based off Gai.
Kakashi knows the strongest and most powerful muscles in the body are the legs, which is why he uses them.
Sleep
He tends to sleep on his back.
He will wind up on his side.
He is a light sleeper.
Has insomnia.
He does like to nap during the day. Usually in a tree or outside. But he has napped at home.
He sleeps with a kunai under his pillow.
If he can't sleep he will read.
If that doesn't work, he will go for a walk around the village.
He enjoys taking naps with his ninken.
Chakra
First chakra affinity is Lightning
Second is Earth
Can wield all elements due to sharingan
Mental
Has PTSD
Depression
Insomnia, hence naps.
DISSOCIATION
He will have night terrors to the point he will purposely walk around the village to avoid sleep.
Has scrubbed his skin to the point of bleeding so he could get the memory of blood off.
I will post more, but this is the general list I have for him.
My other list is for that when he is with my OC, Rai.
He is so precious! He has my heart! I love him so much!
#kakashi hatake#hatake kakashi#kakashi#anbu kakashi#kakashi sensei#headcanons#kakashi headcanons#naruto manga#naruto shippuden#kakashi brainrot
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Letting you guys know that if I ever actually write for Kakashi I will give him back his bookshelf because damn you anime you've annoyed me with that. That man reads, let him read.
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rivals!
#neji hyuga#rock lee#nejilee#leeneji#kakashi hatake#might guy#naruto#art#fanart#kakagai#(sorta.)#2023#fun fact neji is actually my favorite of the konoha kids if you dont count sasuke#and i am in a constant battle to tear away from my sharingan brainrot to draw him </3
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#rin lives au#kakarin#yes I'm still in this brainrot stage#naruto fanart#naruto#kakashi hatake#rin nohara#kakashi#sasha arts
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the hatake teefs are toofin'
#iruka's 2 teef gremlins#kakairu#umino iruka#kakashi hatake#naruto#naruto fanart#kkir#kakashi x iruka#tis their baby#lunardoodles#naruto brainrot after 15 years who woulda thunk#dogteeth kakashi#aka the supreme mask theory
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What would have been my life, if I hadn't fell in love with Kakagai. I guess we'll never know...
#kakagai brainrot#I skipped sleep just to draw these two#kakagai#digital drawing#naruto#maito gai#kakashi hatake#pakkun#fanart#digital art#sketches#gaikaka#might guy#comic
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only if
#obikaka#naruto shippuden#kakashi hatake#kakashi x obito#kakaobi#obikaka art#my art#naruto fanart#we interrupt the usual program with a brainrot from 12+ years ago#look at my otp boy#was I gonna write a lyric caption or
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#my art#naruto#naruto uzumaki#naruto fanart#kakashi hatake#kakashi#kakashi sensei#kakashi fanart#the brainrot is brainrotting
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dumb crossover doodles today.... i think naruto is more similar to anakin but he would prob chill with ahsoka and be nasty ankle biters together
#sorry i have this thing where i just combine all my current brainrots together... *nervously stuffs my previous posts under the bed*#digital art#tamart#star wars#naruto#art#brainrot crossover#anakin skywalker#naruto uzumaki#ahsoka#ahsoka tano#ahsoka fanart#obiwan kenobi#kakashi sensei#kakashi#i am one with the brainrot and the brainrot is with me
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Land of Snow
They had just started dating seriously. Kakashi and Rai. He told her he was going away on a long mission with the genin to the Land of Snow.
Rai found herself at his place the night before he would leave. She helped him pack, got his clothes out when he was in the shower. She made his favorite meal for dinner, salt broiled saury and miso soup with eggplant. Not without some difficulty.
She stayed the night, sleeping next to him in his bed.
It was time he got up. She helped him get ready. Handing him his belt and equipment, helping him with his headband, assisting him with his vest and zipping it up. She placed her hands on his chest as she shyly looked up at him. He smiled gently down at her.
How she wanted to lean up and kiss him. Her eyes darted from his face and lips down to her hands as she smoothed the material of his vest.
Kakashi noticed, his hand settled on her waist as his other slipped up and hooked around the fabric of his mask. He pulled it down as Rai glanced up through a lowered head. When she realized what he was doing, she tilted her head up. He leaned down and placed a kiss on her lips. Rai kissed him back.
It was a brief kiss. But a sweet one. A content smile crossed both of their faces when they pulled back.
"Be safe." Rai muttered as Kakashi slipped his mask back up. "Stay warm." She mentioned, cupping his cheek. "And I will be here waiting for you." Rai stood on her toes, placing her forehead against his. They closed their eyes. "I love you." Kakashi placed a kiss on her forehead before pulling away. He slipped out of her hold to grab the scarf he would bring for the cold. Slipping on his cloak, he prepared to leave as he slipped his backpack on.
Rai and he made their way to the front door. Kakashi pulled his winter sandals on.
Rai gave him one last look over. Her hands brushing his shoulders, chest, before one hand cupped his face again. They smiled at each other before she slipped her arms around his neck and hugged him. His arms wrapping around her waist, pulling her form to his.
"I love you," Rai told him again.
"I love you too." Kakashi whispered into her ear. "Stay as long as you need." He assured her, letting her know that his place was open for her.
Pulling back, Rai cupped his face, placing a gentle peck on his masked lips. "Be safe." She said again.
Kakashi took her hands in his, placed kisses on her palms, then on her knuckles before he slipped out the door.
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He had gotten back, she was out on patrol. The moment she got back, she made a beeline to his place. When he opened the door, she leapt into his arms, her arms wrapping around his neck. He staggered back, able to catch his balance and wrapped one arm around her while he closed the door. He buried his nose in her shoulder as he held her.
"I'm so glad you're back." Rai muttered. Her voice cracked as she tried to not cry.
"Such a welcome home, maybe I should leave more often." He teased. Nah. He wouldn't do that to her. They held each other.
They were only dating for a little over a month. Parting hurt like hell, but reuniting was so so sweet. They were still learning about each other, each other's quirks and boundaries, their mannerisms.
Kakashi was always a gentleman. Quiet, gentle, patient, and reliable. He would hold her hand and guide her through this. He was very gentle when he guided her, watching her reactions like a hawk.
Rai felt like she was blunt and clumsy when it came to affection and their relationship. She was nowhere near as experienced nor as knowledgeable. Kakashi always was smooth and graceful with his affection. Rai was sporadic, sometimes catching him off guard with her affection.
#kakashi x oc#hatake kakashi#kakashi#kakashi hatake#naruto anbu#naruto oc anbu#naruto oc#naruto#naruto movie#kakashi x rai#kashirai#kakashi sensei#kakashi brainrot
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It’s not that Obito lost his kind nature, it’s that the world twisted it into what he became. He lost hope in the world, saw it for the horrible mess it is, and he lost his hold on the good in it. His whole goal is just to make things better, to make a better world where everyone can be happy. It’s the natural evolution of his kind nature, manipulated and distorted to make all the sacrifices necessary for such a thing acceptable.
Kakashi lost hope too, but through that we see the way his loyalty and poor coping taking over, leaving him a weapon to a military dictatorship that could not care less about his life, or those of the ones he loves—or loved, because all of them fucking died, as is wont to happen in a world rife with war as it’s torn apart by the military dictatorships that take up most of it. Because Kakashi never had Obito’s care for the world as a whole, never had that hope because he saw the worst the world had to offer when he was barely old enough to process it, and you can't lose something you've not known.
The core of the matter is that Obito’s main arc is him losing hope, and Kakashi’s is him gaining it. They’re opposites but at the same time they’re the same, they just keep missing each other, and when they’re finally on the same side, when they finally align, Obito dies again, and Kakashi has to be without him yet again. They’re soulmates in the worst—and best—sort of way, forever intertwined even when they can only see eye to eye at the very end.
#My brainrot is SO intense rn you would not believe#I have so many WIPs that are Just these two idiots#kakaobi#obikaka#naruto#obito uchiha#hatake kakashi#nurt#kakashi x obito#kkob#obkk
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⚠️: +18 content, smut, overstimulation, dom! itachi
thinking about itachi coming home after a long stressful day, not wanting to hear another word from anyone. you greet him when he enters the door, happily talking about your day, saying that dinner would be ready in a few minutes, but he just grabs you by the hand and takes you to the bedroom immediately ripping your clothes off and sitting in the bed. he taps his thigh twice, calling you to sit on his lap. you do as he says, knowing he would punish you if you resisted.
"ride" he commands, so you start shyly moving your hips back and forth on his thigh, already turned on by his dom side, which he doesn't show often.
he doesnt takes his eyes off you not even for a second. you start going faster and harder once the friction starts feeling too good, eventually closing your eyes. itachi is not happy with that - his puts his hands on your hips, controlling your rythm to a much steadier and calmer pace.
"open your eyes" he orders. you barely hear it since his voice is so low and deep. when you open your eyes you notice he activated his sharingan, not missing a single move you make.
"'tachi..." you moan, resting your hands on his shoulder, pathetically panting, trying to keep your eyes open, looking at him, letting him know you acknowledge he's responsible for the state you are now. only him.
he doesn't allow you to go any faster, no matter how much you whine and cry, but after a while, when you're almost there, arching your back, holding your moans, he throws you in the mattress and his fingers find your swollen clit, drawing delicious lazy circles while his eyes focus on the way your belly contracts with pleasure.
"faster, please, please" you beg, carving your nails on his shoulders, indenting crescent moons on his skin.
he does his own version of faster, while still enjoying sweetly torturing you and it takes you two seconds to start screaming, closing your eyes because you can't keep them open anymore, lost in your own pleasure. itachi keeps stimulating you way after you orgasm just to see you begging him to stop, eyes never leaving you, not even for a second.
when he finally feels satisfied, after you almost pass out, he licks his fingers and pulls you to his chest, whispering how much he loves you.
tagging: @smutteedreams @mal-the-konohoe @justmyownreality @ourquicksilvered @softiitachi
#sorry i'm thirsting#i woke up with the worst itachi brainrot today#and i thought 'oh this could be kakashi' but it was itachi#itachi smut#itachi fanfic#itachi x you#itachi x reader#itachi x y/n#itachi fanfiction#naruto smut#yes itachi you can hold me 24/7#naruto fanfic#dom itachi#but not hard dom#smut#mine#itachi
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this one’s for all my fellow kakashi simps out there 🫡💗✨
#the brainrot is real#🫠🫠#the sleeveless turtleneck does things to me#kakashi nation rise ‼️#kakashi#kakashi thirst#my art#fanart#naruto
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he makes me so not normal, i love him in every way possible
#HES SO HOT AND SOX DISBXJBDJSBW#DOES ANYONE GET ME#i have such insane kakashi brainrot y’all#i need to consume every piece of media that has him in it rn#that’s my literal boyfriend soulmate baby#idk !#I’m going insane#hatake kakashi#naruto#jess talks
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Imagine a Kakashi x Reader where Reader not only owns a bookshop in Konoha but they also write their own novels. Kakashi frequents the store to scout out romance and erotica books or any limited-edition copies of the Icha-Icha series and every time he comes into the store the Reader falls more in love with him. So much so their stories grow inspired by him. The masked hero of a poweful village whose heart is sought by many and won by none.
One day Kakashi picks up a book written by the Reader, though the pen name doesn't give them away. He buys it and leaves only to return for more of the series. After a while though he starts to see the pattern. He doesn't want to be too vein but between a "silver haired cat with an all too familiar scar" and a "prince nicknamed the scarecrow" it doesn't take a genius to start assuming he's the muse.
And naturally he tasks himself with the mission to find the author. Like Prince Charming searching for Cinderella, going from bookstore to bookstore to find the author.
And the possibilities from there on are great.
Maybe the Reader gets sick and suddenly there's less books being written and Kakashi pieces together that the owner of the bookshop that suddenly displayed "be back soon" must be the poet.
Maybe the Reader hears rumours from other writers and publishers that Kakashi has suddenly taken an interest in them, only to start teasing him in their stories. A game of cat and mouse between words.
Maybe Kakashi simply finds the Reader writing, studying a specific scene to incorporate into their novel and instantly Kakashi knows who they are.
Ah the possibilities.
#kakashi x reader#naruto#I'm having major Kakashi brainrot#might just be exam stress who knows#but yes I might be starting a new wip because this looks promising#as always if any of you wanna talk about fandoms then send an ask my way#I'm happy to ramble#toonce ideas
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imagine kakashi keeping photos of his s/o in his icha icha books <3
#kakashi hakate#kakashi#kakashi x reader#AAA OK THIS IS A LIL EMBARRASSING#sorry im on kakashi brainrot#not normally something i post but i've been thinking of this for a while and wanted to share this
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