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doshiiirak · 11 months
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gods the more I play, the funnier it gets
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xjunkriidx · 1 year
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Delphine: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Lucien: Nope, absolutely not.
Inigo: I hope it sucks, whatever you’re going through.
Kaidan: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Serana: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Y/N: I can’t wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could’ve changed that outcome.
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mxtchbyx · 1 year
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"You know sleep doesnt stand a chance with a dragon in me bed!"
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(Source: @hobbithoes)
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aetherialfalmer · 1 year
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Kaidan: (sighs) seems like you're not the only last of their kind...
Falmer LDB: if anyone calls us an endangered species I'm punching them in the throat
Kaidan:
Kaidan: Can I kiss you?
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free-heart-attacks · 2 years
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Everyone is so quick to label Kaidan as a horny dog but what about the Dragonborn? When telling him that you're heading to bed his first instinct is to protect you and it takes 3 speech checks to finally get him to understand what you mean 😫. Lucien calls him a brute but he's really such a sweetheart with a tough life who just wants peace.
Not to mention that if you adopt any kids, the kids can give him gifts and one of the girls gave him a flower crown and he kept it in his inventory and carries it around! And when any of the kids asks him for a gift Kaidan always gifts them books and tells them that it's important for them to have good reading skills. Especially so after Lucien questions his reading comprehension and throughout the game, you can give Kaidan specific books you find and he is really thankful. Such a great guy!
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Stay with me tonight ~ Kaidan
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WARNINGS: Smut, Probably Forgetting Something
A/N: I am trying something new with my blog and adding the option to request Skyrim fanfiction, idk how well this will do but it is an option now
Kaidan and Ovidia were sitting next to each other in front of the fire they had made for the night whilst Lucien and Inigo went to go look for some more wood. They were almost right outside of Windhelm, the rumors of a kid trying to contact the Dark Brotherhood had intrigued Ovidia, but Ovidia didn’t feel safe in the city, even with Kaidan, Inigo, and Lucien.  
Windhelm is notorious for its racism and Ovidia, a Breton, does not want any part in that, nor does she want her friends to be the targets of racism, so they are camping a little off the roads that lead right into the city. 
Ovidia clutched her cloak around her tighter as she felt a cold breeze from the wind, Kaidan rubbed his hands together and held them in front of the fire. Her eyes followed his movements, trailing off as she admired the rest of his features. Ovidia shook the thoughts that came along with it away, she thought she just need sleep, she looks over to her bedroll and immediately craves the warmth of it.
 “Kaidan, I’m going to bed, I’m freezing,” Ovidia says breaking the silence, she stands up and starts to head into the tent when she hears Kaidan’s voice. 
“The cold this far north has a way of creeping into your bones - I could think of a way or two to keep you warm.”  
Her heart stopped, she slowly turn around and locked her eyes with his somewhat darker ones, “What do you mean?” 
“Thought you must have known by now, seen me stealing glances of you; any moment I’m with you I can only think of being closer.” Kaidan stood up, slowly walking towards Ovidia and putting his hand on her cheek. Ovidia tried so hard to not immediately melt into his hand. 
“Stay with me tonight… you know I’ll still be there in the morning,” he whispered, his face only inches from hers.
“Gods, I want you too…” 
“I could tear that armor right off your body… c’mere, you won’t need a campfire tonight.” 
Kaidan guided them both into the tent, closing it up immediately so no one could intrude on this moment. His lips practically smashed into hers, his hands immediately went to her cloak and he threw it to the ground, their armors soon joining it as well. 
He laid Ovidia down on her bedroll, his hands softly caressing her, his lips leaving a trail of kisses on her legs and then onto her thighs. He discarded her undergarments, and she felt him softly rubbing her clit, she let out a small gasp and jumped a bit at the touch, his hands were still a little cold and she didn’t notice until now. 
“Do you like this?” 
Ovidia nodded furiously, he chuckled and kept his pace for a bit before stopping and slipping his fingers into her, his mouth on her clit now. Ovidia writhed in pleasure as Kaidan’s head was buried between her legs, one hand on her thigh to hold her close to him. Her hands roamed down her body and one found its way into his hair, the other barely touching his hand before both of their hands clasped together. 
Ovidia felt a pit in her stomach, one she hadn’t felt in a long time, she almost felt embarrassed over how easy it was for Kaidan to get her like this.
“Kai, please don’t stop, I’m close,” she moaned out, squeezing his hand slightly. The pace of his fingers mixed with his curling tongue was perfect, his fingers had already found her g spot. “Come for me, darling,” he said against her, he didn’t have to do much more before Ovidia released all over his fingers; which he then sucked clean. 
The sight of it was so arousing for Ovidia, she was still trying to come down from her high as she pulled him up toward her face. Kaidan kissed her slowly as he started to discard his own undergarments, “I need you now,” he whispered as he pulled away from her lips, “Is this okay?”  Kaidan had lined himself up at her entrance, but he wanted to ensure she was okay with it before he went further. 
Ovidia smiled and nodded, he leaned down and kissed her once more before he slowly pushed himself in. She threw her head back with a gasp of pleasure, exposing her neck which Kaidan took advantage of as he left little love bites all over. He held her close to his body as he thrusted into her, slowly at first because he wanted to savor this moment, but the more of Ovidia’s moans he heard, the faster he got.
Her nails lightly scratched down his back, and one of his hands held the back of her head as he rested his head against hers, looking each other in the eyes. Both of them were now feeling their stomachs tighten, Ovidia tried to gasp out that she was close again but couldn’t, “I know, I am too” Kaidan moaned. 
His pace quickened as he saw her eyes roll back and felt her body shake. He kissed her one last time before letting his own pleasure take over and releasing inside of her. He pulled out and collapsed next to her, both of them panting, neither of them knew what to say. Ovidia turned over and grabbed her blanket, draping it over them to keep them from getting cold, “Kai?”  
“Yeah?”  
“Will you hold me tonight?” 
“Of course, Ovidia.” He pulled her close, his arms wrapped around her and both of them thought that they fit perfectly together; but didn’t dare say it. 
Ovidia could hear the fire crackle outside of the tent, and Lucien and Inigo returning with the wood they went to collect earlier. Kaidan was already snoring lightly, so she soon fell into a deep sleep as well.
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dovahkinniez · 2 years
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If you don’t mind, could you do a spicy post for Kaidan? I always imagined him as a massive horndog, especially later on in his romance, also leaving stuff like hickeys/love bites.
And if you’re ok with it, could you please have a few of the prompts more oriented for a male reader too? Ty, loving your work, and it’s alright if you don’t want to do this!
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` 𖤓 . . . KAIDAN.
NSFW headcanons.
hi, love! as for the second half, i do and try to keep it as gender neutral as possible whilst writing but i don’t write specifically male reader things, especially in a sexual context, i did make a note of this in my rules. my apologies for that, but i hope others can read these and see themselves even if they aren’t female bodied. i hope you enjoy!
18+ only! sexual content awaits your very eyes, my kind soul. ps, i will try and stay gender neutral as much as possible but if there is a tiny mention of a female bodied reader, either don’t read if that’d make you feel uncomfortable! or skim/ignore that part. :] — i do try to keep it as gender neutral as possible.
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this man is horny. he has a high sex drive and by the gods, be prepared.
being with kaidan involves a lot of random grabbing as he lets out a laugh, or the odd comment about how good you look, like y’know… how his view looks very good from behind.
after a long time of solely using his hand, his best friend. he now has you! well done, you’ve not only met the most horny man in skyrim, you’re also in love with him.
to start of simple, he reels you in with seemingly innocent touches and gazes that to the public eye could just be admiration but you see the flirty lust that pools into his crimson eyes. and you love it.
his fingertips will graze against you thighs, pressing and slightly massaging them as you speak. his eyes will watch how your lips move and you can tell he isn’t listening to a word you say.
when he leans in to whisper his soft lips will brush up against the back of your ear on your neck and his voice sounds deep and rougher than usual. the rasp in his tone is more noticeable and his accent becomes thicker. ugh, his voice.
yes, he is definitely a fan love bites. giving and receiving. the marks that litter both your neck and chest are simple reminders of the fun you both have. it’s also a marking of ‘they’re mine’ and ‘i’m theirs’ and it’s so hot.
the moment your lips are on each other he’s hard, doesn’t take him much really. the bites, kisses and licks at each other’s skin makes him ready to fuck before you’re both even naked.
he even likes to see the edges of his teeth in your skin, his hands holding you up, arms wrapped around tightly as he fucks you from behind. his saliva coats that section of your neck as you feel the sting from his teeth before he continues to suck and mark you.
size kink! he’s so tall and beefy and omg!! there’s a VERY small chance he’s either smaller than you at least the same size because he’s just so big.
and he knows this, he loves it. even takes advantage of it. pins you down so easily, corner you and looks down at you with a smirk and loves to see you either try and size up to him or grow shy at him towering over you.
when your back is pressed against him and he’s toying with you, feeling your body react against his much larger one, you grip onto his muscular biceps, you feel them flex as he uses his hands on you. big hands, and he’s skilled with them too.
let’s just say his blade isn’t the only thing his hands has mastered…
loves to fuck you in water: bath, shower, the hot springs. don’t matter. loves the feeling of your wet skin against his as his steely grip is on your hips and ass.
an ass man. he loves your ass. likes to fuck you from behind so he can grab your ass as he drags his cock in and out of you. he also gets a nice view of that too.
as much as he loves your face, the expressions you make are so perfect to him, makes him know he’s doing the right stuff. he just loves your ass. loves to smack it and watch it bounce and jiggle as he slams his cock in and out of you.
definitely the type to put his hair up as a signal he’s about to go down on you. he likes giving and receiving but this man loves a good meal, and once his hair is tied up, game over for you.
he won’t stop until you’re almost ready to cum. he then leans up with a grin, licking his lips before he then kisses and grazes his teeth against you skin up to your mouth, catching you into a warm kiss. his lips are soft and plump and they are the type to melt into yours so perfectly.
you’d forget the annoyance of him edging you as he kisses you, whilst prepping you up to then fuck you. sometimes nice and slow where his thrusts are smooth and he holds you in his arms like he’s afraid it’ll end too soon or you’ll leave. you feel totally loved as he kisses you so gently and sweetly and then looks into your eyes with both hands on your face because he wants to watch you with stars in his eyes.
man! he’s low-key a bit of a romantic. the rougher the exterior the softer the interior. he loves loving you, and he shows this during your most intimate times.
having sex is fun, especially when you both try out new things and especially in places people may find or hear you. but when these moments happen he remembers them forever and he’s glad he’s able to be so vulnerable with you in every way possible.
speaking of public places. he’s so down to do it. in the corner of a busy tavern? your hand down his trousers as you tug on his already hard dick after you sat there kissing his neck whispering how much you want him? yeah. he’ll let you. he’ll even let you get on his lap and grind on him until he’s about to cum.
or when you’re in the wilderness somewhere camping out and travellers may or may not be on the roads or even camping out too. he doesn’t give a damn, he even leaves the candles on that shows a shadow of you sucking him off and climbing onto him to take his dick in. “let’s give them a show, eh, love?” with a cheeky smile.
he’s a fun lover and having sex with him is just as fun. he’ll try anything once and loves the risk of being caught. even if he does get caught at least it’s something to laugh at later on.
he’s also into face fucking, either way. he doesn’t mind it if you do it to him, where you guide his mouth and do your thing. riding out an orgasm with his mouth alone while you’re in charge? his dick is raging and he wants more.
and when he does it to you he loves seeing the tears prick at your eyes as he pushes your head down and back up as he trusts deeper. feeling your mouth completely around him as your cheeks hallow, stained with tears because he’s so big to take in. but as he’s about to cum, if it’s your thing too, he’ll cum on your tongue and face as he jacks himself off.
low groans, heavy breaths and grumbly moans. his pretty mouth parted slightly as he lets out raspy moans. he isn’t too loud, but the best is when he’s on top, his head in your neck and he’s making those sounds as he desperately fucks you because he wants to cum so bad, your fingers digging into his shoulders as he uses his free hand to stimulate you further into an orgasm.
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theogcinnamonroll · 1 year
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Incorrect Quotes for Kaidan and Teya
Teya: What are you eating?
Kaidan: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.
Teya: I like you, don't I?
*Kaidan comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Teya’s bedroom.*
Teya: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?
Kaidan: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend.
Kaidan: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*
Teya: ...
Teya: Kaidan, do you love me?
Kaidan: Of course I do!
Teya: Would you still love me if I did something bad?
Kaidan: Well, of course I… would…
Teya: I mean something really, really—
Kaidan: Teya, what did you do?
Teya, grinning: I have a knife!
Kaidan: Put it down, Teya.
Teya: Make me! *sprints away*
Kaidan: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Teya: Even better!
Kaidan: What the fuck did you-
Teya: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
Kaidan: Who hurt you?
Teya: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Kaidan: ...Yes, actually.
Kaidan, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Teya: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
Kaidan: Is something burning?
Teya: My burning love for you of course!
Kaidan: …
Teya: …
Teya: And the kitchen is on fire…
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reformed-ghost · 1 year
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kaidan
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Yall are so thirty for the angst!! Can I please request some sweet fluffy domestic headcannons for my boy Kaidan and the LDB? I just want the little found family gang be happy!
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-After life settles down a bit, they have a lot more time to themselves and Kaidan has the opportunity to do things he hadn't even considered before. He's trying everything under the sun- gardening, painting, cooking, writing, heck even knitting. Doesn't matter what it is, he's always smiling just because he finally can, ya' know?
-If they have kids, Kai is 100% a PTA dad. He's talking trash with the other parents, getting into cat fights with this one mom he's declard his rival, and begging Xelzaz to come over and help him bake because divines forbid that snake Sherry bring a better pie than him.
-If the ldb convinced Kaidan to live in a town, we know that he'd very much hate his neighbors. But not in a mean way, more like in a Dinkleberg way. He'd be building comically large fences n shit just to keep them out of his sight.
-Even after being with the ldb for years, sometimes he wakes up in the middle of the night and looks at them sleeping and just has to take a minute to soak in the fact that it's real. He still doesn't think he deserves it and he still worries it could be taken away but in that moment they're there and he's just in awe of it.
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neonin2d · 10 months
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Kaidan be beefy
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doshiiirak · 1 year
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men ☕️
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xjunkriidx · 1 year
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Kaidan: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Y/N: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.
Inigo: Socks are Feetie Heaties.
Lydia: Forks are Stabby Grabbies.
Serana: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.
Miraak: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.
Teldryn: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.
Lucien: You are disappointments.
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mxtchbyx · 1 year
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"I can hear you shiver from here, Love! Stick close, I'll keep you warm."
You hadn't noticed the cold, frankly you hadn't noticed much of anything in the daze you were in. Kaidan's voice cut through your thoughts, bringing your attention to your clattering teeth and the clink of your armour.
Kaidan hands you his cloak and you accept gratefully. "Are you alright?" You nod. He fixes you with a long gaze, "Your mind's been wandering since Solsteim, Darling? Are you sure you're alright?" Your mind flashes back to your last battle with Miraak, to the moment Hermeaus Mora turned on him. You couldn't help the affect it had on you. That could've been me. I could have easily chosen that path. Your grip on Kaidan's cloak tightens
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bastiion · 2 years
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Kaidan My Beloved ♡
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dovahsonaak · 1 year
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Someday I’ll draw Kaidan and my Dragonborn. Today is not that day. So take this instead
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