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itsagrimm · 1 year

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Wegbier

Translation: a beer for the road. It’s the drink (often a beer but other drinks like Clubmate or Almdudler for those that don’t drink alcohol are also common) one takes with them when wandering from one space to another while out with friends. And I literally mean wandering. It’s not a drinking while driving thing but a drinking while walking or using the public transport thing.

CN mentions of alcohol and drinking, theft, reader gets lifted up (hold on tight, spidermonkey!), drunk König

Summary: You are walking home with your boyfriend after a night out and cause havoc.

For legal reasons this is a joke.

König X gn reader

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Song that fits this: The Cure – The Lovecats

It was night. Or morning. Somewhere in between when it was hard to tell. You had missed the train to get back into town and instead of waiting for the replacing night bus, you had allowed König to talk you into walking.

“Come on!”, he called back over his shoulder. His long strides made him leave you behind ever 5 minutes and he had to turn around and wait for you to catch up.

“I don’t want to walk anymore!”, you lamented, tired from spending the last hours out with friends and enjoying the summer night at the lake.

“Leave me here, just let me sleep in the woods.”, you gasped dramatically, “That fallen tree with the moss over there looks so cosy.”

He starred into the woods, “That tree looks rotten.”

You suppressed a yawn and took a sip from your Wegbier before dragging yourself on. “Alright, nevermind. Off wandering home, we go. Through the dark hours of the night.”

König chuckled, “Since when are you so dramatic?”

“Since when are you so keen on walking everywhere?”

Another chuckle. “It’s not even 2 kilometres. You are just too used to cars. Less whining, more walking.”

“Easy for you to say, König. You take a step and you already have made about half of that distance.”

“That’s an…”, he paused and took a sip from his Wegbier before continuing while searching for the word, “…exaggeration. That’s the English word. Exaggeration. You exaggerate. For the dramatic effect.”

It was your turn to chuckle.

The evening and the alcohol had turned you into an overdramatic tipsy mess.

But it had turned König into the unfiltered version of himself, laying every thought bare with delightful simplicity.

Your visit in König’s hometown had been fun. It showed you a playful side in him when he joked around with his family, showed you places he loved, or taught you new german words until your head spun from the confusing grammar and unfamiliar pronunciations.

A more surprising thing to you, however, was the amount of walking.

To the store.

To friends.

The odd habit of having to leave the house at least once a day for a little walk like an animal stalking their territory.

And now you walked home with your boyfriend.

At least he walked. You needed a break.

“Come on! We nearly made it”, he called once again before stopping in his tracks and started laughing.

It was a gremlin laugh. One of those laughs followed up by either something very funny or very concerning.

You stared, slightly confused, and finished your beer before putting it next to a trash can for easier access to whoever collected the trash. Another habit König had taught you.

“What is it?”, you called and caught up with your boyfriend, following his stare onto the other side of the street.

“I need this.”, he growled.

“What?”

He nodded into the direction of one of the signs at the side of the road.

You squinted your eyes to see better despite the twilight and the distance to the sign.

K-Ö-N-I-G-S-S-T-R-A-S-S-E.

Your slow, tired and intoxicated brain needed a moment before finally gluing together the letters and translating the word.

Königsstrasse.

Kingstreet.

The street sign displayed your boyfriends callsign.

He laughed again and finished his beer.

“You in?”

You turned to him. “You mean, stealing it?”

He shrugged.

“Yeah. It’s fairly dirty. It will be replaced soon anyway.”

“Awww,”, you teased, “Are you, an active mercenary, trying to justify your crimes? No need, I’m in.”

He nodded as if only half listening and already planning the heist while finishing his own beer and leaving it next to yours at the trash can.

You looked around. A bit off from you there were a couple of houses, dark and silent as its inhabitants likely were deep asleep at this time. The street was empty. And above you a sole nightingale had started to sing.

Determined to get that sign, you crossed the street.

It was up high. Very high.

You jumped, trying to touch it only to miss it by a couple of centimetres.

“There is an easier way.”, König rasped, appearing out of thin air right behind you like a lynx before grabbing you and putting you onto his shoulders.

“Woah!”, you cried out in surprise, “A warning, next time please?”

“Next time? Do you think we are making this a habit, Mausi?”

You giggled at the sound of the pet name and started to feel the street sign for any way to remove the board from the pole.

“Shit!”, you cursed, “We need a screwdriver. Or a socket wrench.”

“A what?”

“A socket wrench.” You made a few cracking sounds to imitate a socket wrench while circling your hands like using… well, a wrench.

“Ah”, was all your boyfriend did while fumbling at his belt underneath you.

You grabbed the sign to steady yourself and grimaced. It really was dirty.

“Try this.”, König passed you his multi tool, “Try the screwdriver on the left side.

You mumbled a few curses while trying to see and get out the right piece of the multi tool in the twilight.

“Got it.”, you finally whispered after having cut yourself nearly twice while fumbling with the tool, “Why do you even have that with you, König?”

“To steal shit and cause havoc of course”, he replied without hesitation.

“Ah-a”, you replied while working on dislodging the sign. It took you a few tries but König hardly swayed underneath you or complained about your weight while you worked on securing the trophy.

“I have it.”, you finally declared and pulled the sign free.

“Is it heavy?”

“No, König, I can hold it. Just let me get down.”

Another of those gremlin snickers escaped your boyfriend as he stepped away from the pole and started walking into the direction of the town.

“What are you doing!”, you cried, trying to hold onto him with the multitool in one hand and the in spiderwebs and dirt covered huge sign in your other.

“I’m carrying you home. You didn’t want to walk anyway, and I’m tired of waiting for you, Mausi.”

“Fucking hell.”, you cursed while grabbing onto his head for balance.

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Epilogue

It was past midday as you woke up. König was snoring peacefully next to you with the pillow over his head to keep out the light.

Still feeling sleepy but not tired enough to get up yet, you turned – and stilled.

Next to the bed was a sign.

A huge streetsign.

You elbowed König and he groaned in protest.

“What is it?”, he grumbled.

“Exactly. What is this?”

With a sheepish look he looked over you.

“Huh, Mausi. That looks like a night's out yield.”

#könig is a bunch of racoons in a trenchcoat #könig #könig cod #könig mw2 #könig x reader #könig x you #könig call of duty #koenig #könig is a gremlin #grimmwriting

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lxvvie · 2 months

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König who always uses his height to his full advantage.

Especially when teasing you. Especially when it comes to kissing him.

Whenever you'd crane your neck up to kiss him, perhaps even stand on the tips of your toes or the balls of your feet, König, thoroughly amused, would either lift his head enough to where you'd be lucky to catch his chin or he'd offer his cheek.

You'd get your reward soon enough. The cat-and-mouse of it all was entertaining and endearing to him, however.

But when you finally had enough, when you found yourself standing on König's feet for leverage, and you craned your neck up and pulled him down to meet you halfway, your tall lover could do naught but smirk in the embrace.

And sure enough, you got your reward.

It was worth every moment of his teasing you.

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kneelingshadowsalome · 5 months

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eating König x high school sweetheart up like a buffet tbh [Gordon Ramsey voice] finally some good fucking food 🤌🔥

What if König and Sweetheart had an oops baby? Sweetheart is estatic because it’s the best of both of them and König would be the best dad! You’ve overcome your pasts to build a sweet little future together!!

He agrees that he would be the best dad (to anyone else’s baby, not hers 😤) but is panicking because his plans to leave her in the dust have been effectively put on hold for 18 years. She didn’t baby trap him, he obvs baby-trapped her!! He’s goes into Turbo Cope Mode and convinces himself that no one will want her as a single mom, and that no one is more qualified to raise HIS baby than HIM. He’ll play happy family for now (⬅️ will play happy family forever).

I just imagine him breeding her like crazy ("out of revenge") until there's 5 carbon copies of him and her running around and calling him 'daddy' and her, 'mommy' :) It stopped being an "oops" at the third one but he simply can't stop himself!

He wasn't sure what his plan was but it def wasn't this: her being like a ray of sun when he comes back home, kids running around everywhere and practically climbing him like koalas, asking if he has anything for them, the oldest even snatches his knife out of it's sheath when he's preoccupied with grabbing this crawling little thing on the floor before it bonks its head.

"The babysitter cancelled at the last minute," she breaths a smile and a kiss on his lips while the 3 months old baby König is staring at them wide-mouthed. "Perhaps it's a good thing, otherwise you'd have too much time in your hands to knock me up again..."

#the tug of war between “our babies are even cuter than I ever imagined” and “this is just for show” is a whole other war for könig #also can you imagine his pride for being such a bull??#of course he takes the full credit for getting her pregnant over and over again #he can't leave her because he'd be even worse than his father if he did #it's because of this not because he loves her or anything like that >:(#also how funny it would be if the knife stealer was his firstborn son #he's looking into his own gremlin eyes everytime he sees this 5 yr old “König”#tw kids

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urban-swan · 8 months

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I am NOT joking when I tell you I have fallen in love with this man, he’s so babygirl and wife material <3

#art #my art #traditional art #pencil art #cod #call of duty #call of duty mwii #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty fanart #cod fanart #könig fanart #konig modern warfare #konig call of duty #könig #I am begging people if you haven’t heard his voice lines PLEASE DO #he sounds like a gremlin despite being 6’10 and I love it so much #artists on tumblr #artists on instagram

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homicidal-slvt · 7 months

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I want to stick googly eyes on König's mask.

#vee's random thoughts go brr #just absolutely cover the snipers hood in them #“Look babe you're always watching. you can see from so many sides now. nobody can sneak up on you.”#JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE-#the others stare at him but dare not to mention how silly he looks #he'd wear them proudly like “Yes. i can definitely see so many things now. thank you little gremlin girl.”#könig #konig

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rogue-cowboy · 1 year

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So I am alive I’ve just been busy with life😅but I have done a couple cosplays and have some in the works so take this stupidity I did until I can get around to doing costests which will probably be posted in a couple months before that’s just how I roll apparently

#cod cosplay #cosplay #könig #könig cosplay #cod mw2 #this is just chaos at this point #gremlin activities

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sandinthemachine · 1 year

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https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS8MEgaak/

König nsfw loud audio

ope, my hands made a cameo

#tiny little gremlin hands #one of them should be slightly to the left but otherwise perfect #könig #könig art #anon replies

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gremlingottoosilly · 3 months

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Ex-husband!König having shared custody over his child(ren) with reader. Him turning them into your mini bodyguards whenever you try bringing a new man home, because no one compares to their actual father!

Konig actually being a decent father if only to use your child to spy on you. Come on, you really thought that your little stunt would go unnoticed? Your ex-husband might not be the best parent out there, but his savings accounts and property are more than enough to sway the court into giving you shared custody - almost 50/50 if it weren't for his contracts. He can basically pick your kids up whenever you're not completely opposed to it...and you can't really deny them a father. It's not their fault he is an obsessive asshole who was seriously considering putting your children into online classes because he didn't want their dearest mommy to go out too much. You love Konig, this is the problem. He loves you three times more, and he loves your children - but his love is the main problem here. You want it, yes, somehow, but you don't want to spend the rest of your life explaining to your kids that mommy and daddy love each other, but if they ever find themselves in a similiar romantic situation, they'd need to call the police. Konig, however, makes loving him more and more difficult day after day. First, it was little meetings he'd establish - you somehow always end up in his bed, forgetting about new dumb boyfriend you tried to have, while your ex is too busy with his face buried in your cunt. You can't moan because the kids had just fell asleep. You try your best to look composed after, but your heart breaks every time you see hope in their eyes. Mommy and daddy are back together, or so it seems. And, well, your children are wonderful. They are chaotic, like all kids are, but they were never...difficult. Until now, apparently - they are good in daycare, they have friends and silly pets, they are by all means functional members of society...yet, every time you bring a new guy home, they become the most hateful, feral little gremlins. You have to drop them off to their father's place, and then Konig would ask why you're in such a rush, then you would get second thoughts about the date, then he would find his way to your lips and now you have your kids watching cartoons while their father is fucking you in the bedroom. Just like before... Somehow, you yourself started to believe that divorce was just a hysterical stunt and everyone, including your toddlers, knew you'd be back together. You just feel dumb being the last one to acknowledge this.

#cod #konig x reader #konig #yandere konig #cod x reader #yandere cod #dilf!konig

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konigsblog · 5 months

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König with a small little s/o who's just a little fuckin gremlin until in bed?

i'm not sure if this is what you meant btw 😭

tw/cw: size difference, size kink.

you have so much confidence usually; you're cocky and loud, playful and taunting, a giggling mess and constantly full of energy whilst practically bouncing off the walls, always wanting to be in control — well, that is until könig has you on your back in the bedsheets with your soft and shaking thighs spread out, his wet and lengthy dick placed between your slick, wet folds.

könig finds it hilarious that you become so shy and meek when you're bare and naked, more vulnerable and scared as könig cages you in with his large, brute figure, knowing you'll be taking his huge size deep inside your sopping wet pussy in no time...

he rubs his wet cock between your folds, his leaking head rubbing against your sensitive nub back and forth with a smirk of his face, he rocks and grinds his meaty, broad hips against your body to push right up against you. his rough, calloused and large hands hold your smaller hips, a tight grip on them, guiding them in rhythm with his jagged thrusts as he teases you horribly. all könig wants is to see you break. :(

you can become so, so noisy and loud; breathlessly whining out for his attention and care, panting like a dirty dog. könig attacks your neck in needy kisses, your collarbone covered in bruised, dark hickeys and your lips puffy from making out with him. your folds before swollen the more könig teases and drags out your orgasm, rutting against you and making a sticky mess on your supple thighs and little cunt as he shoots ropes of thick and hot seed all over your body, his dick twitching and his balls leaking over you. :3

only once he's had his fill, will he reward his pretty gremlin for being so patient and shy...

#orla speaks #könig cod #könig x reader #könig mw2 #könig call of duty #könig #konig cod #konig mw2 #konig smut #konig call of duty #konig x reader #konig

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pink-apollo · 9 months

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I feel like octo!König is a dumbo. Just this cute little guy shy octo who is infatuated with you

✨credit to whoever came up with the concept of octo!könig! I’m having trouble trying to locate the original creator :/✨

Also would anyone be interested in ferret soap?? He’s such a gremlin and I feel like him being a ferret is just fitting. He’s playful, mischievous, full of attitude and loud.

Octo!könig headcanons

💜Octo!König is such a curious and adventurous creature that tends to get himself into more trouble than he needs to be. Walking around, getting into your dresser and looking through your things. Has ran away with your underwear in his clutches at least once…

💜Gets attached to the point you can’t pry him off which leads to a happy and satisfied könig purring, as he gives little nibbles. He just needs to always be on you and cannot being to even consider to let go

💜Never misses the opportunity to take a bath or shower with you!! You bet your butt that this little cutie is going to be attached to your butt or breast every time. In general really loves the water and it makes him very happy if you have a bath with him!! To spend quality time with you and swim around you, occasionally leaving nibble marks on you

💜Leaves so many marks on your body. Little sucker prints scattered around your chest and thighs from him trying his best to stay on you

💜Always manages to climb into your shirt when you’re doing chores or just sitting down watching tv. Needs to have maximum closeness!! Or else he gets very sad and lonely. Cannot have a lonely octo because he will run around the house making noises and opening up cabinets throwing things around….

💜Must sleep next to you in bed! His little tentacle gently touching your face as he purrs away

💜If you carry around a purse you better check it! König tends to place himself in there when he knows you’re getting ready to leave and he doesn’t want to be alone! But also really likes to explore

💜Tends to crawl up to you and place himself directly on top of your chest and just stare. Makes some clicking noises and his little fins on his head start to move like crazy when you pet him. Gets slightly annoyed when you stop, the way his little face scrunches as he stares at you

💜Likes to share meals. And by sharing I mean he likes to take food off your plate and eat it because he refuses to eat what’s on HIS OWN PLATE. You got a piece of food that you plan to eat? Yeah oh well too bad, it’s his now. Just these big ol eyes staring back at you as you stare in bewilderment

💜Does the cliche pitter patter around the house. His little tentacles sticking to floor causing him to make a lot of noise if you have hard wood floors. Doesn’t understand the concept of being quiet

💜Hates your bra with a passion. It’s too much work for him as he tries to place himself on your breast where it’s warm and comforting. Tentacles flapping under your shirt as he throws a temper tantrum

#cod #mw2 #headcanons #x reader #modern warfare2 #König headcanons #König x reader #König #octo!könig

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itsagrimm · 2 years

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König was told by his doctors to avoid drinking too much coffee or tea to help him with his anxiety.

In true chaotic embodiment fashion he chucks energy drinks instead.

#könig is a gremlin #he did not pass the sniper test because he was basically vibrating with movement #könig #könig cod #könig mw2 #könig modern warfare #könig call of duty

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lxvvie · 3 months

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If you have one, what’s your opinion on Keegan Russ?👀

Kee-Kee, like the two other members of the Holy Trinity of Masked Men, is a lovable gremlin in his own right.

Whereas Köthulhu is of the cackling, mountainous, cryptid kind that makes headlines because somebody snapped a picture of him out in the woods with his camo netting on and Ghost is of the grumpy peepaw, sleeping-under-a-multitude of blankets variety whose body is so used to coffee and tea that he almost always feels like he's crashing, and he arrived to work on time rather than early like he usually does because his lower back may or may not have given out that morning, Kee Kee is of the "Say Keegan P. Russ three times in the mirror and he'll appear in your vicinity rather than behind you" kind of gremlin. More than likely, he's raiding your fridge and when you catch him, it's a silent staring contest before he takes the food and goes back into the dark depths of his hiding spot which is probably your shadow or something, I dunno. lmao

#call of duty #keegan p russ #simon ghost riley #könig #konig #I don't know what the hell I wrote but shout out to the Three Masked Gremlins of CoD yore lmao.#In the name of the Peepaw the Cryptid and the Unholy Ghost.

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kneelingshadowsalome · 1 year

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"...sociopath is described to feel incredible and passionate one moment, and confusing and scary the next."

I actually like this vision of yours & would absolutely run with it. If you look at him & how his demeanor completely contrast with what he says on the battlefield kind of fit well with a sociopath, no?

He always sound so eager to kill, hurt or be better than anyone else. It's like he feels alive...idk + all you fics are so wholesome in the end, we need a bit of unhinged fucked up red flag man in your universe! 🚩 ☠️ 💔

Yes yes yes!

His voicelines are so unhinged. I know some people hate his voice, hate his lines (not to talk of the voice actor & I don't blame them) but I love those voicelines, I think it's intriguing how this big man turns into a creepy gremlin through voice alone. Sounds both cringe and sadistic (I love it 💀😭) and gives uniqueness, flesh & blood to this character whose bio is so scant.

"all you fics are so wholesome in the end, we need a bit of unhinged fucked up red flag man in your universe! 🚩 ☠️ 💔 "

Yay for this! 🩷🩷🩷🤣

#answered #creepy gremlin könig #red flags everywhere

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urban-swan · 8 months

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Cheeky WIP of this Behemoth of a gentleman. Very lovely and huggable but would probably knock out a couple of your ribs by accident doing so.

I also don’t know what tf I’m meant to be doing on Procreate so any advice would be greatly appreciated <3

#art #my art #digital arwork #digital art #konig cod #cod mw2 #cod mwii #call of duty #modern warfare 2 #cod fanart #konig call of duty #könig fanart #he sounds like a gremlin I love him so much #I am team König 💪#sorry Ghost :/#artist on tumblr #artist on instagram

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wordstome · 8 months

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Last night I did what I always do when I can’t fall asleep: think about fictional men. Here’s a list of wonderful stories written by incredibly talented people who have helped me think about fictional men by providing the most delicious playgrounds.

In the interest of keeping my recommendations brief, I'm going to talk about what I liked about the fic instead of summarizing what it's about. To know what it's actually about you're just gonna have to click through and read the fic <3

(and just in case anybody's gotten lost, this is all COD, mostly modern MW)

✦ complete ║ ➠ ongoing

König

✦Just Friends by @kneelingshadowsalome Salome is so good at capturing a very unique interplay between König’s social awkwardness and his deep, dark, nasty inclinations. He’s so feral and enjoyable to read, and the sheer force of his desire for Engel is downright intoxicating. I find it difficult to describe how much of an impact Just Friends has had on me and my portrayal of König, to be honest. There's a reason why three of Salome's fics are on this rec list.

✦Fatum Nos Iungebit by kneelingshadowsalome Five words. König with his cock out. That's it. Okay, but in all seriousness, I love his character applied to this setting. All the raw visceral violence a König could ever want, a pretty little lady in his bed—he's so boyish and happy in this au it brings me such joy. The way their relationship between him and Fee develops is so natural and so sweet. Please for the love of God read this.

➠Cat/Mouse/Den by @papaver-decervicatus The chase. The pursuit. The adrenaline when Mouse dances out of König's reach once more. I'm a little biased because I adore Julius and Jenny (I could call her Lucretia but the double J names make me giggle) as ocs already, but CMD is so, so well written. The tension, the flirting, the scene where he catches her falling out of the tree?! As I said in a reblog, I shrieked. You know when you're reading something that's so good you want to bite down on it and shake like a dog with a toy? (No? Just me?) That's how I feel about CMD.

➠Anything by @darklordofthesimp Anything, in only 7 chapters (they are hefty, don’t get me wrong), has turned König and Birdy’s dynamic from “THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS IRREVERSIBLY SCARRED MY BODY AND MY BRAIN, AND I CANNOT TRUST HIM” to “these two are going to get married someday”. (author if you’re reading this, I say that not as an expectation or prediction, but as a vibe reading.) This one is for the hurt/comfort girlies. Also, shoutout to all the other stories set in the Anything-verse. Sunshine and Ghost are just soooo *grips my hand in a fist so hard it shakes*

➠If you need to be mean by @gremlingottoosilly This mostly serves as a blanket recommendation for all of Gremlin’s fics. I found If you need to be mean, and then visiting Gremlin’s author page was like opening a treasure chest. Want to be König’s pampered, (unwilling) little housewife? That’s If you need to be mean. Want a harem fic with almost all of the COD MW men? Gremlin has two, both with their own little spin to keep it fun. Do you want König to keep you in his basement or hunt you down as a serial killer? Gremlin's got it. Monsterfucker? Gremlin has that too. Special shoutout goes to 1295 kilometers. I think about fucking König on a train a lot now.

➠Break my mind by @kaiasdevotion (kaiasown on ao3) There’s no way around this. This fic has the most unhinged, kinky, downright dangerous smut I’ve read in the cod fandom so far (positive). Just Friends König is the metric by which I judge all other Königs’ nastiness, and Break my mind König is tipping so hard on the “unhinged horny violent freak (affectionate)” end of the scale he’s about to fall off. I don't know if you guys have noticed, but I've developed a taste for writing/reading from König's perspective, and he's so chillingly deranged in the most controlled way possible during the chapters from his pov. Incredible writing. Chefs kiss.

✦Experimental by @uhohdad (surgeoninspace on ao3) Alright, enough of just König being nasty. He is still nasty in this one, but he’s not the only one who gets to have a little fun and be a total creep. Our little scientist here is a grade A pervert, and I was delighted the whole way through. The most important thing I need in a fic is suspension of disbelief, and Experimental takes an unrealistic, maybe a little bit silly situation and makes it so believable. Everybody reacts the way you would expect them to, even if the scenario they're in is A Lot.

➠Little Mouse and Rotes Madchen by @sprout-fics I'm combining the recommendation for these two because while they are both very much distinct, unique fics, I love them the same way. Sprout is such an engaging writer, and the internal dialogue of her characters is so well done. It reveals their personality, motivations, and internal conflicts without being overly expository. Do you guys remember that post I put on the König bible about instant obsession? It's this inexorable attraction borne from obsession that sticks me to Little Mouse like a glue trap. (Is that too morbid?)

✦Hot in Sarajevo by @50cal-fullauto Rags' König characterization post is on my Königcore bible, for very good reason. They get it. König is a feral dog forced to live as a man and loves like a total maniac, emotionally and sexually. I marked Hot in Sarajevo as complete but I don't know how many parts there are going to be, and frankly, I do want more. However, if you're going to only read one part (which. why would you do that??? read both.) I recommend the second part. I want to write love like that. Goddamn.

Ghost

Yeah, this list is a little bare bones right now. I'm gonna get back to it, I promise.

✦Anhedonia by kneelingshadowsalome The way. Salome takes the "I would take a bullet for him but he's so cold to me" premise and then flips it entirely on its head for the second part is so important to me. The way Simon craves the reader is like human catnip. I reread this fic all the time.

Keegan

✦For the Weak and Weary by @halcyone-of-the-sea Read this if you want to believe in true love. That's all. Go on now.

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✦Easy by @danibee33 When people say "I wish this were a book!" about fanfiction, they usually mean it in a "this is good enough to be published by the traditional publishing industry" way. When I say I want Easy (and Diablesa) to be a book, I mean it in a "I want to get this story bound in a beautiful ass cover and keep it on a shelf so I can take it down and reread it whenever I want" way. I don't want the traditional publishing industry to get their claws in this, because it's perfect as it is. This fic is so wild and fun, and the character moments are so special and well done. Do yourself a favor and savor this one.

➠@ghouljams's entire blog [masterlist] "What do you mean someone's entire blog" YOU HEARD ME. Those aus are some good shit. Good characterization, delicious premises, love the group effort of it all. To absolutely nobody's surprise, my favorite couple is König and Bee from the cowboy au (ditzy but well-meaning and competent in her own way woman x big strong man who is obsessed with her and maybe also creeping on her, my beloved), but I also have a fondness for Ghost and Die from demon darlings au. Trust me on this one. Dig into those masterlists babey.

#ficrec #cod #mw2 #cod mw2 #cod ghosts #König #König cod #konig cod #König x reader #konig x reader #simon ghost riley #keegan p russ #keegan russ #ghost x reader #simon riley x reader #keegan x reader #keegan russ x reader #navigation: fic recs

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sunshine-and-moonshine · 11 months

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Glasses

Requested: No

Warnings: None

A/N: short and sweet again. Sorry I haven’t really been posting much the last few days. Just feel a bit unmotivated lately.

Ghost

Ghost doesn’t really feel one way or the other about your glasses but he thinks it’s funny when they fog up. Will breathe hot air on them just for this purpose, only chuckling at your annoyed expression. He’s also likely to hide your glasses in the morning just so he can watch you crawl around on all fours trying to find them. 0/10, he’s a bastard.

Soap

Soap loves your glasses! He thinks they make you look adorable! He likes thick frames more than thin frames just because he can try and put little stickers on them. His favorite one is a little bomb on the broadest part of your frames, and he smiles everytime he looks at it. 10/10 boyfriend, very cute and sweet.

Alejandro

He loves you very very much, but he is one of those gremlins that steals your glasses and puts them on while saying “Wow, how can you see in these? It’s so blurry!” If you tell him that it annoys you then he’ll stop and pout at you the whole day, silently begging for forgiveness. And when you do he’s all giddy, kissing all over your face and even once on your glasses, just to leave a mark. 7/10, he’s sweet but he’s a menace.

König

König needs reading glasses but not regular glasses so he’s very curious to see the differences between you both. He might quietly ask to try on your glasses but if you say no then he’s perfectly respectful and he always smiles when you both happen to be wearing your glasses at the same time. Likes when you kiss and both of your glasses clink against each other. 10/10, absolutely adorable.

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