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oldmandiddler · 1 month

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heres my gen z translation of julius caesar act 1 scene 1. if you even care.

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Enter Flavius, Marullus, and certain Commoners, (including a Carpenter and a Cobbler,) over the stage.

FLAVIUS

Hey! Get off my lawn! Don’t you hooligans know you can’t just walk around without us knowing what color collar y’all wear? Speak up! What’s your profession?

CARPENTER

Well sir, I’m a carpenter.

MARULLUS

Where’s your leather apron and your tools? What do you do while you’re in uniform? You, boy, what do you do for a living?

COBBLER

If I’m honest, handsome- I mean sir, I’m watcha might call a cobbler.

MARULLUS

Whatever, soy boy. What’s your job? Tell me!

COBBLER

Well sir, in a way, I’m a mender of bad soles.

FLAVIUS

Dammit boy, what makes your bread? Quit being a saucy moron and tell me!

COBBLER

Sorry! Sorry. Don’t freak out. But, if you did freak out, I could make it up to you. Wink wink.

MARULLUS

Hey! What’s that mean? Mend me, zest fest?

COBBLER

Why, sir, cobble you.

FLAVIUS

So you’re a cobbler, yeah?

COBBLER

Well to be quite honest sir, I ain’t got no business but with the awl. I got no business in sales, nor any business with the ladies, but I really do fix shoes: if you got a hole in your heel, count it done. I’ve been the mender of some real rich men’s shoes.

MARULLUS

Then what business do you got out here? What’re you hootin’ and holl’rin’ about? What handsome, strong fella do you know who’s out there saving Rome? Y’all are a bunch of dimwit sopbrains who ain’t got no heart. Didn’t you know Pompey? Did you not hold your babies to your chest and watch over the fields to see our triumphant beauty come home? And when you did see him, did it not bring you to tears as you shouted in solidarity to his efforts for Rome? And what now? Don’t you dress for his excellence? Do you not bring flowers to honor Pompey’s bloodline? Get on! Go! Go pray to the gods for forgiveness. Your sinful lack of gratitude offends them.

FLAVIUS

Yeah! What he said! You best cry me a river right into the Tiber banks, and I better see y’all fall to your knees at the shore.

All the Commoners exit.

Now we’ll see if those low-life kids feel remorse. Look, you can see the guilt in their walk. You go to the Capitol, I’ll meet you there. If you see those pigs honoring the statues there, you better pull the ceremonial robes off of that sucker.

MARULLUS

Is that safe, Flavius? Y’know, it is Lupercal. It’d cause quite the ruckus.

FLAVIUS

Whatever. Don’t care. If I see another statue of Caesar, I’m going to go insane. I’m about to chase off all of these hobos. Together, we can pluck each feather out of his big stupid wings so that he can’t fly above us anymore. We can’t fear him if he’s just as powerless as us.

They exit (in different directions)

#julius caesar #shakespeare #i’m calling this julius ze/zir #julius ze/zir #william shakespeare #uhhh idk how to tag #gen z #tumblr is my beta read #no beta we die like brutus (honorably)

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choppedcowboydinosaur · 2 years

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Seeing that picture of the roman femboy wojak gave me some ideas. I now want to see the roman femboy wojak eating grapes on an ottoman and judging gladiators and such. I thought it’d be funny.

#roman femboy wojak #julius ze/zir #he needs to become a thing

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saibug1022 · 9 days

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Meet My Tavs

Idris Baines

Name: Idris Baines Pronouns: They/them Gender: Nonbinary Sexuality: Bisexual Role: Tav Class: Bard - College of Lore Race: Mephistopheles Tiefling Alignment: Chaotic good Love Interest: Gale Dekarios Backstory: Urchin

Kieran

Name: Kieran -> Kieran Baines Pronouns: All pronouns Gender: Agender Sexuality: Gay Role: Redeemed Durge Class: Sorcerer - Storm Magic Race: Lolth-sworn drow Alignment: Chaotic Evil -> True Neutral Love Interest: Astarion Ancunin Backstory: The Haunted One

Atlas Heretic

Name: Atlas Heretic -> Atlas Ravengard Pronouns: Ze/zir Gender: Unlabeled Sexuality: Uranic Role: Tav Class: Rogue - Arcane Trickster Race: Asmodean Tiefling Alignment: Neutral evil -> True Neutral Love Interest: Wyll Ravengard Backstory: Criminal

Emrys Reydan

Name: Emrys Reydan Pronouns: They/he/she Gender: Genderfluid Sexuality: Pansexual Role: Redeemed Durge Class: Cleric of Selûne - Life Domain Race: Wood Half-Elf Alignment: Lawful Good -> Neutral Good Love Interest: Shadowheart Backstory: The Haunted One

Julius Harlow

Name: Julius Harlow Pronouns: He/him Gender: Trans male Sexuality: Bisexual Role: Tav Class: Warlock - The Fiend Race: High elf Alignment: Neutral Good Love Interest: Karlach Cliffgate Backstory: Sage (Adventurous)

Vesper Sterling

Name: Vesper Sterling Pronouns: He/they Gender: Transmasc Sexuality: Omnisexual Role: Tav Class: Wizard - Divination Race: Half-drow Alignment: Chaotic neutral Love Interest: Lae'zel Backstory: Noble

#baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate #bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 durge #the dark urge

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awesamcozy · 1 year

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Sam lookin like julius ze/zir

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ctorres74 · 2 years

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julius ze/zir

Ok this one's the only good one. Everyone else pack it up

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oni-exe · 2 years

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Did you know that using neopronouns makes you more likely to get stabbed in the back? Don't believe me? Just look at what happened to Julius Ze/Zir!

#please laugh

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caramiaaddio · 2 years

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neopronoun user getting cancelled by their friends call that julius ze/zir

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jonpertwee · 2 years

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julius ze/zir lol

LMFAOOO THIS IS FUNNY THOUGH

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madscientiststvstatic · 4 years

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So, I’ve gotten a boom in followers recently,,,,,

Now, I recognize that not everyone might’ve read my “about” pages before joining, so here’s a quick run-down:

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Un-Follow Me Immediately If

You run a porn blog

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Youre a fascist or support fascism

You’re racist

You’re sexist— this includes misogyny and misandry

You’re homophobic! The fuck are you doing on tumblr!

You’re transphobic (this including TERFs and TEHMs).

You’re a radfem in general. I think I already covered that with “terf” and “misandrist”

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You’re an asshole in general.

You run a blog regularly involved in discourse/drama

Bye!

Next Up:

~A little bit about me~

The name I’m currently going by is Bandit,

I’m in my freshman year of high school, I am a minor

I’m queer

I’m polyamorous

I’m trans and non-binary

I use multiple sets of pronouns, feel free to ask me how they’re used! Please ask before using he or she pronouns, I’m not always comfortable with them!:

✨They/them/their/themself

🌙Xey/xem/xer/xerself

🍂 Ze/zir/zirs/zirself

🌻Ve/ver/vers/verself

💎Se/sum/ser/sumself

I live in Florida (eastern standard time)

I’m half Belgian

I only speak English fluently, but I know some Spanish. I’m also learning French and Latin.

I don’t like people complimenting my appearance (like calling me cute or whatever) if they haven’t actually seen what I look like

I don’t like being called cool

I’m okay with being asked “how are you” but I don’t love it since most of the time I have to lie to avoid worrying people,

I might have ADHD-I (ADD) but I’m still looking into that

I have PMDD

I like cooking, writing, and playing piano since they’re the only things I’m really good at

I don’t really engage with fandom tumblr anymore

I like literary analysis

I like comic books— specifically I’m obsessed with anything to do with Jason Todd

My favorite book is The Poet and the Vampyre by Andrew McConnell Stott

but in general I prefer fiction to nonfiction

My favorite musicians are Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Marina and the Diamonds, Taylor Swift, and Lorde

Last but not Least

About the Blog

If my blog color is grey — I am in a bad mood and unlikely to talk to anyone (the lighter the grey, the worse it it. If the background is plain white— I need help. I’d prefer for you to send it in the form of asks rather than DMs)

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